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jackbauersballs: When Prof Wole dies, We must do times two of all of this...

u know now,Owambe all d whole country go full there.

Willgates: there's free education in Akwa ibom frm primary to secondary n itz nt only for Akwaibomites. I'l advice u 2cm come n enroll nw

and who told u from Pry Sch 2 Secondary Sch in Lagos re paying Sch fees.

And where re u from? What has ur Gov achieved so far,the man has tried nobody dispute dat.

iamswizz: where are those *eko o ni baje* clowns

ITbomb: Jonathan govt better pass those two fools by miles.
How can a govt stay for 8 years with growing population without any investment or expansion of power supply .
With massive ongoing infrastructure development within the pass 3 years , GEJ should be beg to go for 3rd term in 2019

God forbid bad tin

Wot I heard was dat d pple as been planning on how 2 cut d tree down cos it has use many years $ their conlusion was dat they shud leave d tree. And d tree environ is used 4 market. People were selling their goods when dis incident happen. The tree av 2 cut them down 1st b4 d tree ll be brought down. RIP

Vice President -North.
**Senate President -North.
**Speaker House of Reps - North.
**PDP National Chairman - North.
**Head of Service - North.
**INEC Chairman - North.
**Inspector General of Police - North.
**CBN Governor - North.
**Chief Justice of federation - North.
**President Court of Appeal - North.
**EFCC Chairman - North.
**President Federal high court - North.
**National Security Adviser - North.
**Chief of Defense Staff - North.
**Controller, Customs Service - North.
**Controller Prison Services - North.
**Richest man in Africa - North.
**85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria - Northerners.
**80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners.
**99% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners
**Boko Haram - North.
**Anti-Biafra - Northerners.
Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria and Educationally backward areas in Nigeria are in the North.
Now ask yourself, what is the problem of the Northerners? Keep forwarding till it gets to all these leaders maybe they will ve a re-think

We use 2 buy it in Bata then

Yes in 1984 then,I use it true out my Primary school then.

Like 3 times now dat customer has tried 2 use fake N1000 note 2 buy recharge card from me,but I use 2 detect it immediately cos its Polymer.

Yes I still av d coins wit me

Daram $ via,I don't really get d spelling sha,but both of dem re twins.I.can remember d film very well now.

Pidivine: please who can remember me of the name of that indian film where a FALCON bird saved a child that fell from the window?

Mr India make me cry then in 80's $ Terimabania

U bad no be small

billante: she looks like a wall gecko!

I decide wot we eat cos if I ask him wot re we eating,he we tell me dat he did notr no.so am d 1 to decide.

U said he his a listener $ what has he listen 2 in every problem on ground?

Sincere 9gerian: 1) He keeps his promises
https://www.nairaland.com/1203651/when-president-jonathan-promises-he

2) He is a performer
https://www.nairaland.com/1183538/jonathan-working-haters-talking-new
https://www.nairaland.com/1131976/jonathan-continues-impress/4

3) He is fighting corruption silently
https://www.nairaland.com/1225915/fight-against-corruption-president-jonathan

4) He is humble to a fault

5) He NEVER plays to the gallery, nether does he engage in governance by drama

6) He is never afraid of bringing into his govt technocrats or persons that are more knowledgeable than himself. He does not feel threatened by these persons.

7) He is focused and firm on what he hopes to achieve.

POINT 8. He does not appear DESPERATE for political or economic power

9) He is very approachable and likeable

10) He is not vindictive

11) Above all, he's a listening president

They ll av 2 Wait till anoda 4 yrs now b4 they can celebrate their Birthday.

D sin u purposely committed u re now asking God 2 4give.Anyway d baby is not uqly,she is so cute n beautiful. So mind ur speech in woteva u say.
uote author=Jerrygotswagg]God forgive me........the child is damn Ugly......[/quote]

There 2 pretty kilode.

val_dubem: Mtschewwww! Useless award

Who send them?

are u jealous cos ur school is not Performing well.

Unilorites we are always beTter by far.

alpha conde: Please I need an advice. I test negative to hepatitis B since it was a virus test doesn't this mean am negative to HIV

Nope it a diff disease entirely.HBV it a liver disease,it deals with inside only & if u re a woman u can breastfeed y av d disease,but 4 Hiv u wont be able 2 breastfeed.And 2 Manage HBV is more costly dan HIV.

Even if u refuse 2 do it,when u re married & ur wife is Pregnant,thru dat u no ur status.Anyway,dis is d 3rd time of doing it & till am Pregnant again b4 i can do another 1 cos there is reason doing it every six month if u dont want 2 av high BP.

basty: I did last when my wife Registered with Lasuth in the ante-natal thing.
However, I have had series of unprotected sex.
What about that?.

u re lucky but if u did not stop having unprotected sex u re putting urself into trouble.

toskut: What exactly is wrong with her?

kidney problem.

Thanks 2 Lagos State govt & 2 odas dat help her financially. And i pray dat God shud grant u quick recovery & 2 those dat av any Sickness or diseases God ll heal & send helper 2 & provide 4 d needy.

Imagine all d Actors & Actresses non of them can donate d money,they we now be fighting for d richest among themselves.Genevieve,Dbanj,Don jazzy,etc,non of them can help her. Anyway,its only God dat ll help us in dis Country.

I also watch d movie also. He borrow his wife pant & Bra & use Apple as breast.

Its been long dat i went 2 general hospital. Then if we re sick my mum we ask us 2 go 2 Gbagada General hospital cos its very close 2 our house,and u obtain ur card free. But 2 my surprise yesterday i took my child 2 dis same hospital & i was told dat i av 2 pay N500 4 d card dat was free then. Most of us there complained dat d money is much dat means dat General hospital is turning 2 Private cos nothing is free there again. Atleast N100 is still ok if there looking 4 ways 2 generate money.
After seeing d Doctor,she wrotes 5 drugs on d Prescription Paper wc i took 2 their Pharmacist cos Malaria is free.
Imaine,out of d 5 drugs prescribed by d Doc its only Paracetamol dat they have.I av 2 leave 2 get d drugs from d Pharmacy.
Honestly something is wrong with our govt they use every opportunity 2 get money from d Poor masses.

tellwisdom: Rip broda

use ur brain. His not dead & his not goin 2 die IJN.

PortHarcourtBoy: Yes as a kid I saw Wili-wili disappearing and Nchelem running for her dear life

yeah! U make me 2 remember dat film Wili Wili . Then after watching d film i ll av 2 beg sm1 2 follow me if i want 2 pee. Uptill now if sm1 die i wont be able 2 sleep because of all d lies we've watch on Movies. But av not seen 1 b4 shall.

De_ Law: u make me laugh in Togo. I'm a kwaran, currently schooling there. Bt i wnt advice any guy expecially does that ar nt frm kwara to marry a lady that is frm ilorin. Ilorin mesu jan ba, ere kini aja ba ekun se?

u reason like a kid.