₦airaland Forum

free2ryhme:
when old know cant stop being petty

cant you asked the father that you are disturbing the daughter

Why are you trying to confuse our brain with this na...?

Aieboocaar:
FINALLY!!!!!!

THE THING BE LIKE BRICK SHA,...dem for kuku put powerbank join insyd!!!
but e no mean, as long as e go give us wetin we want

U guys shud jus stop oo, all una comments jus dey make me laff out like one big mumu inside my office since oo and pple just dey wonder oo. Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Turks:
When you ask the whole class:


“Who hasn’t eaten today?”

So you cant think of any other question..??

Hades2016:
But am not putting on weight na OP ....
take for Dia

What you dont know, ask. I am a living witness to this single fact of stress always making me add more weight.

nurey:
When buying things, environment plays a major part. It's useless coming from the ikorodu to lekki everyday driving a heavy engine in a car, you get hooked in traffic and all that power wasted without use.

V6,V8,V12 are good enough for highway driving especially the saloon cars, so if majority of use would be freeway throttling no problem if not, buy a picanto aside, ride the picanto to work and every weekend floor the gas with the breeze jeering your face in a G35x or M35x

Waiting for the Haters

I totally stand with you on this!!!

Preetiex:
see dat guy's nip

Wetin u wan carry am do ni?

MikeMicheal:
I am suspecting he was bribed with a good sum to lose his last race to Gatling.

My thoughts exactly my brother. Your head dey there!!! lol

Fhowe:
dont just come online and start saying trash i had this notion about them but i was so surprised when i went there to do a renewal the service was 100 percent okay i did not even have to wait for too long i got captured and they called me in 3 days time my passport was ready i must say our foreign missions are doing well .Now before you start castigating them do you know this people hear different stories everyday nigerians are so corrupt and when they want to cheat the system they come up with missing passport to alter information or data just imagine someone claiming a missing passport and you ask the person his or her passport number from the previous passport they say they dont know they have to investigate you very well and make sure your claims are true any african can walk to nigerian high commission to clain he his a nigerian and his passport is missing so madam park well.Let them do their job before you go read through their portal and follow the proceedures you should not have any problem .They find it difficult to go online to read about the due process but very fast to come online to complain

No full stop, no comma, no hyphen ecthetara and ecthetara, Kilode'

NwaAmaikpe:


Truly repping Edo!!!!

Is it everybody and every celebrity you know mgbor..?

NwaAmaikpe:


Normally, people need flexible necks to giraffe well in Exam halls.


When an Aristo actress who has a thing for people's husbands does a neck surgery....Then wahala dey!!!

If she could giraffe and snatch Prince Okojie with a stiff neck,
Na Dangote her mind dey now.

But wait oo, must u always sound negative about every other person?

Jah bless ya all!!!

SalamRushdie:
God bless your mum , she is a good mother , most Nigerian mothers would have driven thier son to some Cele pastor for fortification

And God bless you too for this one..!!!

onward4life:
Nairaland is got talent abi.

Some never know who they insult during e wars

Yes oo, please I need to just come have a ride with you one good day if you are genuine.
'luv Lambo a lot. Hahahahaaa!!!

Angy55:
I know it happened in lagos

Hahahahaaa!!! U re not serious

YOUNGrapha:
i'm suspecting they 're side oloshi's to one Nigerian politician



see car I been dey gather money to buy before Xmas na im these oloshos dey bash anyhow

Even with their plate numbers and all you still cannot see that this is not a Nigerian scenerio.
May be doing away with that bolded shallow thinking of yours can help you make more money before xmas instead carrying Nigeria matter for head like Agege bread.

sultaan:
I am guessing the killer policeman is not Yoruba, or a different ethnic group from the driver.

A breakdown in communication and lack of respect for lives of those you see as inferior leads to such deadly end

My thoughts exactly!! God bless you!!

BABANGBALI:
She should have beated her husband instead of beatening this innocent ajepako now

Haa!! beated ke..?

IneedSugarMumy1:
Hellfire don chase Lucifer and him son come nairaland

So tey e even add confusion give them. Hahahahaaa

SafetyFirst:
A cold email, and it turned out they needed somebody with HSE level 3 certification which I have. The interview was done online, and my appointment letter mailed to me.

Please I will really like to know more or acquire a degree/certification on HSE, can you be of help here?

seXytOhbAd:
Very true. A lot of ipob supporters are guilty of the above.... The rest of us join in to make them look like fools and also for the lols

Can you read your comment above and see that this tribalism stuff is deep rooted in you.

NwaAmaikpe:


God forbid,

They will not succeed!!

You shall not run mad...
Since you are reperesenting your state well, you shall not run mad...your toto must make money for you.

In Jesus name. Amen

Nawaa fr you oo!!!
Must you end your prayers for her with insulting the name of Jesus?

Evaberry:
Ah ah
funke u r talking.

retired ashawo
runs girl kini you have mouth to talk. abeg shift

you hVe mouth now because 1 unfortunate gold digger managed to marry you abi
ND freeze you useless wife beater you need to throw your phone away

Hope you are not trying to compete with this other guy "Nwaamaikpe" or so. Lol

NwaAmaikpe:



Now he knows what it feels like to truly be CEO
of

BEHIND BARS INITIATIVE

I wonder for that kind of company name oo

StephDamielola:


I don't see anything wrong.


Most of them insulting that guy are giving their judgement based on their beliefs.

If its a CHOSEN member who wears that APRON (SOLD TO THEM) as a defence while their MOG USES PASTOR GUARDS (BODY GUARDS) and Rolling in MUD and Dirts, you will say its RADICAL FOR JESUS.

NIGERIANS LISTEN!! RELIGION AND BELIEF IS A CHOICE SO DONT FORCE YOURS ON SOMEONE ELSE. RESPECT THEIRS.


My question for you all is, SINCE KANAYO O. KANAYO STARTED ACTING WITH A COFFIN, HAS HE DIED?

HE IS EVEN MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN MOST OF YOU AND WILL CONTINUE TO BE.

I know an Average Nigerian is very spiritual and religious but ask him FIRST, WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THAT ACTION? before you judge.

What if he is trying to "TEACH US LIFE AFTER DEATH"? How the souls of humans still return to their caskets, like they are confined to that space though not limited to movement.

We need to open our minds to new knowledge

I guess you are a guy!!!

ChangeIsCostant:
In a bid to show his 'undying' love for his girlfriend, a Nigerian guy has got himself trending online. The young man shared photos of him and his girlfriend in a cheerful mood to celebrate her and these photos have got mouth wagging.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/check-loved-photos-nigerian-guy-girlfriend.html

Please I can help her loose all that weight so that you the boyfwend can enjoy her more.

Best of luck though!!

WorldRichest:
Zenith Bank just missed an opportunity to write its name in gold. Every Nigerian knows that the new or middle generation banks are all fraudsters, but God gave Zenith Bank an opportunity to rewrite its Mission and Vision, but she the bank is fraudulent like its counterparts, it has missed this golden opportunity.

Imagine if Zenith Bank builds a 3-bedroom bungalow for the widow and the orphans, this will cost less than 5 million naira in a sleek town near Owerri. Then give the widow one million naira to start business and guide the widow through the process of starting and running a successful business. Then the bank can come to the Media and say " Police officer dies while protecting customers' money in Zenith Bank , widows and orphans gets a 3-bedroom bungalow and one million naira. Wouldn't you rather die for us ?"

But no, the bank will not do that, it prefer to give money to a yeyebrity and call him/her Zenth Bank Ambassador. IIIDDIOTS.


Also, can we all deduce that those that donated money to the campaign are Yorubas, Ibos, Hausas, Fulanis, Urhobos, Ijaws , Muslims, Christians, Pegans, e.t.c. The guy that even started the campaign is not even from the ex-police man or widow's tribe. No one ever asked for the religion of the widow or asked if the widow is Anambra Ibo or Imo Ibo, or Osu or freeborn. What this means is that we are all humans before being tribal or religious. It implies that you and I that have been fighting religious and tribal wars behind the keyboard needs our brains examined. Can we all see what we can achieve if and when we come together and see our differences as strength and not weakness? There is so much power in UNITY.

You are really rich in wisdom and knowledge. Keep it up!!

ednut1:
Publicity stunt

God bless you. You don't expect me to believe that thing up there na.

NwaAmaikpe:


This guy lost it the day Wizkid smashed that bottle on his head at Quilox night club.



My happiness will be complete when E-Money is exposed.

Sorry abeg, who are u really The way you bitter talk about many pple makes me shudder.

Wizkhalifa2:
Used to kill lizards as a kid, till I was told they cause Leprosy

Coconut water makes kids dull.

If you rub the d mucus frm a dogs eye on your eye, u wud be able to see spirits.

If sun day shine wen rain day fall, elephant day born pkin

All these ur own are really the hottest mehnnnn!!!

NwaAmaikpe:
Na wa for Unilag girls, they can't dress like this
Later dem go dey form slay queen.


These are the real slayqueens

See healthy yansh

May God forgive u!!!

Zirah:
Shut up. Go open a new thread to celebrate your mother. We're talking about an abused, helpless child here.


This thing should be rearrested and beaten up. I want to beat her! Btw, what kind of mother allows her daughter's abuser to walk freely?

This thing is a witch. She should not live.

Infact ehh, God bless u sha!!