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It depends on how much you intend shooting the film with...how much is in your budget.

mufex: Villageboy sees things most people don't. How did he notice those stuffs? Meh!!!

Villageboi...Oga na Master...!

speedyboi: lol.....I was on Nairaland strike

Hope the strike has ended sha.?

Originalsly: Hmmm....16 foot snake getting in the ventilation system and working his way upstairs...breaks out the system and drops to the floor from the ceiling,...100 lb snake dropping from the ceiling and the boys still sleeping...snake strangles both of them at the same time but not swallowing...squeeze them to death then slithers off into a hole in the house...16 ft snake in a hole in the house...then the pet guy alone captures this snake that is so dangerous...and just killed the two kids for the hell of it. Wow!...I can't believe people believe this stuff!

It's actually true...but i'm still finding it strange even after watching it on national tv news..!

There is nothing special in 3D movies period..!
And don't ask the question again.!

nollywood yoruba version have joined in the craze...they have release some new movies recently in 3D. The troubling thing is that these people think shooting a 'good film' is all about 3D. But their movies still have poor storyline and scripting, sloppy acting and unbelievable effects.

I watched an interview with a Yoruba actress lastnite who just shot a movie in 3D - she was clamouring for everyone in the industry to switch to 3D. Said it would cub piracy and I just began to laff.

Snipes welcome back jare...
we've missed you.

OKAY..!
But seriously where is speedyboi...?
SPEEDY WHERE ARE YOU.. *In scooby doo's intonation*

An0nimus: Its a codename for witch/witchcraft naija no go kill me

so its a codename for witches..?
I never knew that.
da'nma...the chic resemble witch sef.

Originalsly: Ip Man

donnie yen all the way...!

*sighs*
This is good (lemme nor say something else)...there is plenty of room for improvement tho...

VillageBoi: Yeah the huge fish is a she lol.

okayyyyy...

I hope she answers you ooo...
Your fans are waiting ooo...and you never release any film this year...

VillageBoi: Final touches to 'prep'... hope to cast soon... but in talks and might delay for much longer to get a HUGE fish. If said person shows an interest in the short then it changes 'everything'! Gotta be honest I'm itching to shoot it... but got to look at a possible 'bigger picture'. No harm in trying abi?

No harm in trying atall...
I hope he/she is compelled to work with you..
But wait ooo...why am ai getting the feeling that this 'HUGE fish' is a she..
Ahhh..i'm right. It's got to be a she.!

good evening madam ijebabe...



@villageboi post.
I'm telling you...!
It just slowed down everything. I hope it will end soon sha.

How you dey and how your new project. I hear say you don dey put final touches.

colombiana: Everything dies and nothing is immortal

'Everything dies' when killed...
'Somethings' may not die if nothing 'kills' them.

VillageBoi: Nne, how now? Where you dey hide siiiince??

We no know where SHE go siiiince...!

And that reminds me...WHERE IS SPEEDY..?
Has anyone seen speedyboi...
I don dey miss am ooo..

Villageboi where is your brother..?
Ijebabe where is your........
*coughs*

okayyyy...
sent u a mail Sir.

sholay2011: 'American Hustle'.

Is it out yet..?

^^^^
okay.

i think i've watched that shortfilm..lemme click to be sure it exactly the one i watched...

OP: The Title of ur thread is wrong just like villageboi noted.
Which brings me to the question- "do you even know what it is you are saying?"

Akanniade: Nollywoods budget cannot do justice to such historical epic.

explain.

^^^^^
it feels good knowing the original professor X is coming back..!

nijanigga: Be careful of fish polluted with mercury very harmful.The best that can lower high blood pressure is BEET ROOT.

Beet Root..?
Beet Root is high in Sugar Content which might cause 'Diabetic complications' to your hypertensive patients.

In folklore medicine, Beet root extract could be mixed with stem-bark of mango or anacardium occidentale. In order to reduce the effect of the Sugar. Because they produce special phytochemicals which inhibit alpha-amylase and alpha-glucosidase, thereby, serving as a remedy for the diabetic complications that may arise.

^^^^^
Yes, the script is okay as a 'STAGEPLAY'.
Did you use finaldraft to write this.?

OK.
Along the line, I saw something like "an awkward pause". I think you might want to change that. (depends on you tho). 'awkward pause, awkward silence, awkward moment' are all being 'overused' so Playwrights usually try to avoid them. Just like Screenwriters avoid 'a wry smile', 'wryly' etc. You want to make your work unique.

TWO.
In the 'last fight', three Policemen entered the stage, but only one of them was 'functionally visible'. This may not be noticed in the script but when it comes on stage, one can notice a 'floppy acting' caused by passivity of the other characters. So you might want to do something about the other two Policemen.

THREE.
You might want to change the character name, INSPECTOR #1 to INSPECTOR ANTHONY.
He is the only inspector speaking. He is NOT a 'waka-pass' but an active character. Moreso, characters like to be given definitive names rather than #1, #2 etc.


You'll hear the rest from our big big Ogas here.

I wish you goodluck in the competition.

okay..i've read but i don't even know where to start...

wait oo... guy u be americana.?!! This one wey i dey see Ian, Stanley, Dora...No 'bushnames' na...

VillageBoi: Oh bollox, wtf is 'Yimu'...

errrr......i think it's an expression made by raising or twisting ur nose or something...
errr.....i don't think there is an English word for it...yimu is yimu, shinzu is shinzu, gobe is gobe..!

...anything goes in naija...
the producers, the marketers, the associations...
everybody's hustling everybody.
...but when there is loss, everybody hides.

sholay2011: OP...your first line got me laffin..
'Everybody is so hot and speaks in a foreign accent..' lolz.

IMO, it is a good soap. My reason is that we do films about our cultural history by projecting into the past, do movies about the present by reflecting on our societal problems like domestic abuse, crime, drug abuse etc and so, I see TINSEL as a story set in the future Nigeria where speaking 'toosh' english won't be the thing of a set of ppl alone.

I also see the soap as a break from all the problems that have pledged my surrounding into a fantasy world of africans bothering on secondary issues like power, greed and betrayal and not food, clothing, security, electricity...and food again

I am not an ardent fan, but TINSEL is far from 'absolute rubbish'.

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sholay2011: OP...your first line got me laffin..
'Everybody is so hot and speaks in a foreign accent..' lolz.

IMO, it is a good soap. My reason is that we do films about our cultural history by projecting into the past, do movies about the present by reflecting on our societal problems like domestic abuse, crime, drug abuse etc and so, I see TINSEL as a story set in the future Nigeria where speaking 'toosh' english won't be the thing of a set of ppl alone.

I also see the soap as a break from all the problems that have pledged my surrounding into a fantasy world of africans bothering on secondary issues like power, greed and betrayal and not food, clothing, security, electricity...and food again

I am not an ardent fan, but TINSEL is far from 'absolute rubbish'.

+1 like

sholay2011: OP...your first line got me laffin..
'Everybody is so hot and speaks in a foreign accent..' lolz.

IMO, it is a good soap. My reason is that we do films about our cultural history by projecting into the past, do movies about the present by reflecting on our societal problems like domestic abuse, crime, drug abuse etc and so, I see TINSEL as a story set in the future Nigeria where speaking 'toosh' english won't be the thing of a set of ppl alone.

I also see the soap as a break from all the problems that have pledged my surrounding into a fantasy world of africans bothering on secondary issues like power, greed and betrayal and not food, clothing, security, electricity...and food again

I am not an ardent fan, but TINSEL is far from 'absolute rubbish'.

+1 like

sholay2011: OP...your first line got me laffin..
'Everybody is so hot and speaks in a foreign accent..' lolz.

IMO, it is a good soap. My reason is that we do films about our cultural history by projecting into the past, do movies about the present by reflecting on our societal problems like domestic abuse, crime, drug abuse etc and so, I see TINSEL as a story set in the future Nigeria where speaking 'toosh' english won't be the thing of a set of ppl alone.

I also see the soap as a break from all the problems that have pledged my surrounding into a fantasy world of africans bothering on secondary issues like power, greed and betrayal and not food, clothing, security, electricity...and food again

I am not an ardent fan, but TINSEL is far from 'absolute rubbish'.

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sholay2011: OP...your first line got me laffin..
'Everybody is so hot and speaks in a foreign accent..' lolz.

IMO, it is a good soap. My reason is that we do films about our cultural history by projecting into the past, do movies about the present by reflecting on our societal problems like domestic abuse, crime, drug abuse etc and so, I see TINSEL as a story set in the future Nigeria where speaking 'toosh' english won't be the thing of a set of ppl alone.

I also see the soap as a break from all the problems that have pledged my surrounding into a fantasy world of africans bothering on secondary issues like power, greed and betrayal and not food, clothing, security, electricity...and food again

I am not an ardent fan, but TINSEL is far from 'absolute rubbish'.

+1 like

sholay2011: OP...your first line got me laffin..
'Everybody is so hot and speaks in a foreign accent..' lolz.

IMO, it is a good soap. My reason is that we do films about our cultural history by projecting into the past, do movies about the present by reflecting on our societal problems like domestic abuse, crime, drug abuse etc and so, I see TINSEL as a story set in the future Nigeria where speaking 'toosh' english won't be the thing of a set of ppl alone.

I also see the soap as a break from all the problems that have pledged my surrounding into a fantasy world of africans bothering on secondary issues like power, greed and betrayal and not food, clothing, security, electricity...and food again

I am not an ardent fan, but TINSEL is far from 'absolute rubbish'.

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sholay2011: OP...your first line got me laffin..
'Everybody is so hot and speaks in a foreign accent..' lolz.

IMO, it is a good soap. My reason is that we do films about our cultural history by projecting into the past, do movies about the present by reflecting on our societal problems like domestic abuse, crime, drug abuse etc and so, I see TINSEL as a story set in the future Nigeria where speaking 'toosh' english won't be the thing of a set of ppl alone.

I also see the soap as a break from all the problems that have pledged my surrounding into a fantasy world of africans bothering on secondary issues like power, greed and betrayal and not food, clothing, security, electricity...and food again

I am not an ardent fan, but TINSEL is far from 'absolute rubbish'.

+1 like

sholay2011: OP...your first line got me laffin..
'Everybody is so hot and speaks in a foreign accent..' lolz.

IMO, it is a good soap. My reason is that we do films about our cultural history by projecting into the past, do movies about the present by reflecting on our societal problems like domestic abuse, crime, drug abuse etc and so, I see TINSEL as a story set in the future Nigeria where speaking 'toosh' english won't be the thing of a set of ppl alone.

I also see the soap as a break from all the problems that have pledged my surrounding into a fantasy world of africans bothering on secondary issues like power, greed and betrayal and not food, clothing, security, electricity...and food again

I am not an ardent fan, but TINSEL is far from 'absolute rubbish'.

+1 like

sholay2011: OP...your first line got me laffin..
'Everybody is so hot and speaks in a foreign accent..' lolz.

IMO, it is a good soap. My reason is that we do films about our cultural history by projecting into the past, do movies about the present by reflecting on our societal problems like domestic abuse, crime, drug abuse etc and so, I see TINSEL as a story set in the future Nigeria where speaking 'toosh' english won't be the thing of a set of ppl alone.

I also see the soap as a break from all the problems that have pledged my surrounding into a fantasy world of africans bothering on secondary issues like power, greed and betrayal and not food, clothing, security, electricity...and food again

I am not an ardent fan, but TINSEL is far from 'absolute rubbish'.

+1 like.

mcnnadi: All i want is SAMPLE. Where can i get a sample, let me just see their format.

USE GOOGLE...USE GOOGLE...
AHN AHN ...U NOR HEAR NI...?

[quote author=mr.drizzy]preference,personally i dnt like the nollywood thingy so why go ahead buying a disk,[/quote]but you'd rather wish there was a 'website' where you can download the 'nollywood thingy'...(but you don't like it right?)

[quote author=mr.drizzy]Abeg no dey tell us nollywood when there isnt on single site dat u can get it(download),unlike hollywood[/quote]what iz diz one saying...?
mtchewwwwww...!