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if you don't know this address, then you are a learner!!!!


lol!!!! (laughing on pure water!!!)

even the devil despite being stoned everyday as the rejected didn't kill himself,


have you loved today? don't hate, try love, love is better!!!

RIP TO THE DEAD

but what else do you expect? Samuel okwaraji , rashidi yekini, Christian chukwu all died in Nigeria and heaven didn't fall,

we keep blaming our leaders, may be they are not the problem, may be the problem is us the followers, lets all send messages or DM to the ministry of sports, through social media, Facebook, twitter , Instagram or mass media radio, television or SMS, en masse and see if they won't respond or not,

we keep blaming amaju pinnick(I am not supporting him ooo) but instead of looking away and saying "eh don't disturb yourself jare" , we all can do something by NOT KEEPING QUIET. IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING


evil will continue to prevail when good people keep quiet, fold their arms and do nothing.

since most of them don't even go to school, I doubt they will know the meaning of "Amotekun"


the problem with an average northerner is that they always think that Nigeria begins and ends with them, on the other hand it doesn't, well travelled and enlightened ones amongst them know better and are more educated.


I don't blame buhari, if it were you and your people are on your neck what will you had done? well osibanjo is there sha, let's see how this pans out!!!!

after drinking my garri and kuli kuli jejely inside my face me i face you, you are saying that I should come and marry a soldier, YOUR FATHER!!!!,

you wan kill me abii? do I resemble FLOYD MAYWEATHER?

LALASTICLALA!!!

monkey dey work babboon dey chop, when you die, she still claims the property, and continues getting fvcked by the gateman and the driver, I love women they make the world interesting!!! lol!!!

he lost the election not ERECTION!!!

forget nuclear weapons, you don't need anything to win a war, all you need is determination and the hand, will or backing of God, there is no war that is won without the hand of God in it. they (west) won the battle in Afghanistan, Syria but they lost the war, bashar all Assad is still in power, they toppled Gaddafi but terrorists are still in charge,

because you are big like Goliath doesn't mean you will win the war everyday, wind can turn and a small David will throw a sling to kill you.

I am not saying America will lose or win, but war is not two plus two equals four,


when the heart is willing it will find a thousands of ways, before nuclear weapons, we have biological waepaons, chemical weapons and so on. if you ban nuclear weapons and I use biological weapons nko? fvck you America, fvck you Donald trump, ARE YOU GOD? (that you want to rule the world?)

please tell trump to stop ruling USA from Twitter, is he president of USA or president of Twitter?

how was his impeachment, is he still in power?

after rigging election, he said he will deport illegal immigrants, he is now starting a Twitter war,


I just hope the congress won't be foolish to support him on this Iran war this time around, and if they do may God save us!!!

Trump, Trump, whatsup?? lol!!!!

Davido is right, trump is crazy, he thinks he can win with his mouth, talk cannot cook rice, those saying that America will win the war don't know anything, I am not saying Iran will win either but if you have witnessed a war, you won't pray for it to happen to even your enemies, after USA attacked Afghanistan, up till today there is still fighting there, they(USA) are still having problems there, they(united nations and the west) removed Gaddafi, but up till now rebels and insurgency is still going on in Libya, most people think that war is just like popcorn and groundnut that you eat with your mouth, its not, its more complicated than that!!!
up till now bashar all Assad didn't leave power in Syria, they think that because they have destroyed the city that he will step down, but he still rules!!!
the problem with the west and USA is that they want to conquer the whole world, I don't have any problem with that, but they are getting it wrong if they are using war as a tactics.
ask American soldiers who survived USA Iraq war what they witnessed with their eyes. omo it wasn't funny at all, some of them even converted to Muslims when they came back to the USA, thy even abused George Bush that he illegally attacked Iraq, that there were no WMDAS there.
America is its own enemy, there are many big people or cabals who wield power in America, check September 11, it was later linked to American citizens, if you step on their toes, they will kick you out because they have their pawns even in the white house and the oval office, they have spies everywhere, trump knows this and he is playing the game of " worst loser" , that is "you defeat me I agreed, but I will destroy the throne before I leave".
the worst peace is better than the best war, after Hiroshima and Nagasaki were attacked, the USA was mandated to rebuild those cities, technocrats were handpicked to be trained in the USA, they later came back to have companies like Toyota and co.
I don't think there will be war, (may God forbid) and even if (God forbid) there was world war three, I think it's the USA that has much to loose, their (USA) economy is just recuperating, thanks to trump, they are just reviving, placing sanctions on China and so on. if they delve into fullscale war now, they go bankrupt and indebtedness.
ask George bush about the Iraq invasion? how their economy nose dived. ask Germans about the Hitler war. they used a wheelbarrow of money to buy one loaf of bread!!!!
TRUMP IS JUST A BIG MOUTH, I PRAY HE RECEIVES SENSE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!
weapon manufacturing companies who are smiling to the banks will be praying that " idiot" trump should continue the war, but when the guilty are being punished, the innocent too gets spanked!!!

davido is right, trump is crazy, he thinks he can win with his mouth, talk cannot cook rice, those saying that America will win the war don't know anything, I am not saying Iran will win either but if you have witnessed a war, you won't pray for it to happen to even your enemies, after USA attacked Afghanistan, up till today there is still fighting there, they(USA) are still having problems there, they(united nations and the west) removed Gaddafi, but up till now rebels and insurgency is still going on in Libya, most people think that war is just like popcorn and groundnut that you eat with your mouth, its not, its more complicated than that!!!

up till now bashar all Assad didn't leave power in Syria, they think that because they have destroyed the city that he will step down, but he still rules!!!

the problem with the west and USA is that they want to conquer the whole world, I don't have any problem with that, but they are getting it wrong if they are using war as a tactics.

ask American soldiers who survived USA Iraq war what they witnessed with their eyes. omo it wasn't funny at all, some of them even converted to Muslims when they came back to the USA, thy even abused George Bush that he illegally attacked Iraq, that there were no WMDAS there.

America is its own enemy, there are many big people or cabals who wield power in America, check September 11, it was later linked to American citizens, if you step on their toes, they will kick you out because they have their pawns even in the white house and the oval office, they have spies everywhere, trump knows this and he is playing the game of " worst loser" , that is "you defeat me I agreed, but I will destroy the throne before I leave".

the worst peace is better than the best war, after Hiroshima and Nagasaki were attacked, the USA was mandated to rebuild those cities, technocrats were handpicked to be trained in the USA, they later came back to have companies like Toyota and co.

I don't think there will be war, (may God forbid) and even if (God forbid) there was world war three, I think it's the USA that has much to loose, their (USA) economy is just recuperating, thanks to trump, they are just reviving, placing sanctions on China and so on. if they delve into fullscale war now, they go bankrupt and indebtedness.

ask George bush about the Iraq invasion? how their economy nose dived. ask Germans about the Hitler war. they used a wheelbarrow of money to buy one loaf of bread!!!!

TRUMP IS JUST A BIG MOUTH, I PRAY HE RECEIVES SENSE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!

weapon manufacturing companies who are smiling to the banks will be praying that " idiot" trump should continue the war, but when the guilty are being punished, the innocent too gets spanked!!!

please. don't allow Nigerian women to visit that planet oooo, they will start posting nude, and start asking for money for sex

av registered how do I get the loan? please reply

if your friends didn't greet you happy new year, please blame BUHARI

hoes forming virgins

My sister hustles oooo.....
Its not every problem
your yanch can solve


Great women out there are doing good things and making the world a better place. You don't need to post nude before you trend or get recognised. You don't need to bleach like Bobrisky, or sleep with a dog or get drunk and start saying rubbish on Instagram or Snapchat before people will know you.

Be a role model for good positive things!!!

talk cannot cook rice

like for Ronaldo share for Messi

hmmn, bad thing dey happen inside house of God

*AS E DEY HOT 1. *To all virgins who are wondering what sex is like.* *Well it's 10 times the feeling u get when cleaning ur ears.* 2. *I wonder why girls with big breasts suspects every guy that looks at them* 3. *Doggy style with a slim girl is like eating with fork and knife,* *All u will be hearing is "chan chan chan"* 4. *In ds weather, any babe that visits her boyfriend while on her period is a witch.* 5. You're too big to dance in church but you go gaga crazy when you hear the (gbedu wey dey burst brain) God dey watch you o 6. You're married but still chases other ladies and you claim you're going for refresher courses Your cup go soon full 7. Just because you met him in a bus and he bought you gala, you cum store his name as ''Bros gala'' Sista tank you o 8. You're an O'level holder but you sponsor your girl for university My broda, you be scholarship board? 9. You dey inside hotel room snap picture come upload and write ''Home Sweet Home'' Your Mata Dey God's Hand 10. You enter public transport #600 to go shoprite go snap picture with other people's goods, Abeg wetin i wan tell you?'' 11. Do you know that 90% of Girls Urinate On Their Body While Bathing ? 12. Dangote did not send 'I love you Jesus to 25 people before he get rich' please stop disturbing me or else I will curse ooo 13. NEPA is the Major cause of unwanted Pregnancy in Nigeria Everythng starts when she Enters the Room to Charge Her Phone 14. Salary 20k, Phone 400k, Weavon 30k. And you go to church to ask God for a Miracle, When you are already Performing magic 15. If You Were Ask To Collect N1,000. From All Your EX How Much Will You Get As For Me I Will Get N4000 16. I overheard a girl talking to her BF, initially I thought she was talking to God, because the things she asked for only God can provide them 17. When the devil fails to destroy you, it sends you a girlfriend from MBA_ISE 18. Plz Know your priorities and spend your money wisely. Don't go and buy selfie stick when your armpit really needs a shaving stick. 19. Marriage is like jamb You will be admiring UniBen & UNN buh last last end up in OmoPoly 20. Don't ever insult or challenge d woman who cook ur food because #20 can buy Rat Poison. My hands no dy ooo 21. For Those Of You Who Went To Private School And Are Intelligent, What Is The Past Tense Of GOtv? 22. Some have bae but can not cheat .Some can cheat but have no bae . I have bae and i can la la la what do yu want 2 hear? Amebo 23. Guys plz if u are dating my future WIFE plz take it easy on her, don't make her shout words like harder, don't stop, ride on 24. Condoms are for weak ass men, real men Bleep quickly & pull out before HIV notices. 25. Some chicks be like:"I can't cook my mom didn't teach me babe." Now tell me,who taught you doggystyle hehh?? 26. Why do Ladies with Gap Teeth Always Apologize Like. "Baby I'm Thorry , It Vont Hapfen Again."? 27. It's only African parents dat will advice you for 6hours & still tell you "I don't have much to say".. 28. After having sex with many guyz some girls we still call that area private part, for ur information is not private but public. 29. I am done with breaking people's heart Am now focusing on the spinal cord 30. It's only in Nigeria movies that you will see an angel with a tribal mark 31. After what Ramos did to salah, I now understand why RAMS are killed during SALAH #UCL fans 32. True love is when you wear your Girlfriend's underwear to show Other girls that you are already taken. 34. Some be dating an ugly girl & be lyk anoda man's food is anoda man's poison, my frnd poison na poison ntin lyk anoda man food 35. She is nt good in bed She is nt good in bed Ma brother hv u try d table, chair or floor, she must b good SOMWIE. 36. Some Ladies On Facebook They Look Like Beyonce. In Real Life,they Look Like Mugabe. 37. Ladies Pls Try as Much as Possible to Look Like the Person on ur Profile Pic. This is the 10th Time my Cousin is Waisting Transport 38. U came to kidnap me with a G-Wagon and u expect me to shout. Abeg shift make I balance well. 39. Cigarettes and weed are for small boys, real men smoke mosquito coil 40. If you're too happy in a relationship, just know you're the Side Chic. Main Chics don't usually have peace of mind. 41. I have never seen someone having heart beat than a guy who impregnate a soldier daughter. He'll start chewing water, end up drinking rice 42. Guys, whatever you do in this life, don't offend your village people My neighbour won 500k from bet9ja and his girlfriend washed it with his trousers. 43. Child of God and you still have sex with condom Isn't God's protection enough for you? 44. This days, Davido's girlfriend trend more than some nigerian artist. When last you hear from TerryG? 45. This is Nigeria where girls borrow make- up and dress just to visit a guy who borrow room from his friend. Too much Confusion and Transmissions 46. Since i was born and now i am getting old, I've never seen the wife of a president pregnant. Brothers and sister have you seen? 47. Some girls will plait their hair and their forehead will be shining as if their brain is using solar energy. Lemme mind my business sef. 48. Men are like BLUETOOTH CONNECTION. When you're beside them, they stay connected. But when you're away they search for NEW DEVICES. 49. How Chinese people choose their kids name. Very simple! Just throw their pot or pans down the stairs and listen to sound, ''Ding-Ping-Wong-Chung-Feng''. 50. Don't trust a girl who doesn't use her father's name on social media. If she can deny her father, my brother who're you? You wey go read this my post, you no go comment,

LADIES BEFORE YOU SPREAD YOUR LEGS WIDE FOR A MARRIED MAN YOU MUST KNOW THIS:
1. The only thing he wants is sex. He comes and goes back home to his wife..
2.He is never going to leave his wife for you..
.3. You are most likely not the only one.
4.After using you he will move on to someone else .
5.He doesn't owe you anything.
6.Getting pregnant on purpose won't trap him; his kids are at home with his wife..
7. His money and property is for him and his family, you only get the small changes..
8.. You will never be part of his future..
A word is enough for the wise!!


Credits: Richard Mofe- Damijo RMD

THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA
1. HOME ADDRESS: Don’t post where you live as you are making things easy for the bad guys out there. There’s a lot, criminals can do using just your address
2. CURRENT LOCATION: Giving out your location information can be risky because it tells potential thieves that you are not at home.
3.IMAGE AND VIDEO OF YOU CHILDREN ON UNIFORM : Never post pictures or videos of your children on uniform lots of kids have been abducted through that
4. NEVER POST IMAGE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND THEIR NAMES : By doing so you are exposing your kids to harm
5. Never post Negative Opinion about your current Job,Your Employer and Your Boss : lots of people have lost their job doing that. most interviewers now ask for your Facebook account and they go through you wall and they might come across it
6. Never post Details of Where You are Travelling to and When You are Travelling
7. Posting Pictures of you and you're tagging your current location is very Terrible you are putting your self at risk
8. Posting pictures of you in an eatery or at home eating a special dish shows you are from a poor home, how many rich men children eat fried Rice and special delicacy and then post it online. its not a new thing to them they eat that on a regular basis so please stop posting pictures of you eating, its childish
This is 2020 we need to improve and show some sign of maturity.
#copied#
May God help us!

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want to die because of a woman, idiot go ahead, your grave digger, driver, lawn mower, hair barber, cook, cloth launderer, shoe cobbler and your younger brother are all oiling her engine.


rest in peace bro, farewell in heaven!

hades(hell) is in danger.

a woman once tattooed welcome to the gates of hell on her pvssy. I don't blame her.
you want to die because of a woman, go ahead she will be the first with a shovel of dirt on your grave.

most guys think that God will burn them alive because a woman made jest of them or a woman broke their heart, well out of ten 9.99 are hoes. Only 0.01 are the good ones.

still loosing sleep over over one who.re? try http:// www.miseducations.com thank me later

where is kwara state governor?

go and hustle

guy you need some redpills. try miseducations on romance section. or http://www.miseducations.com thank me later

don't die or waste your hard earned money on hoes, learn to invest and live your life, grown matured men don't empty all their bank accounts to get laid

good idea but Nigeria has proved to be a more complicated country than that, OBJ did it, where did it ended? tinubu did it in Lagos, with fashola, ambode and sanwo, we all knew what later happened, those who want to be godfathers end up having their nominated or appointed as the dirtiest and most bitter enemies.


well I even know that PMB is not a versatile politician, he won't even bulge to this. he will just turn a deaf ear.

you haven't been wired by hunger before?
I pray hunger doesn't catch you, then you will know the value of A HALF BREAD!!!