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Religion / Re: How Do You Fight An Ancestral Python Spirit? by profmallory(m): 1:20pm On Oct 18, 2017
Dont joke with this issues o, you need to break the bond of darkness over your life.. and it starts with confessing the word of God Yes. But full deliverance is key as well. Jesus told his disciples that some miracles (demon exit) is not possible except by fasting and prayer. That sort of fasting and prayer is not the sort you can do alone, you need help, you need to go back for deliverance - Go back to MFM and stay there until you see something happen


zerotouch:


You are very correct, just realized that it was coming from my granny and my village idol

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Expels Russian Diplomats by profmallory(m): 3:27pm On Dec 30, 2016
Putin is a super Villian if such a thing exists. The man is very mean and has a personal vendetta to restore the soviet era glory of Russia. Obama should never have allowed the following.
1. Leaving Iraq and Afganistan so easily
2. Laying back and watch the middle east being taken over by the Russians
3. Spied on their friends and create so much distrust that their friends have begun to look towards allegiance with Russia and China.

Obama took America down this lonely road and he himself knows it.


vislabraye:


What should Obama have done ? Fight Russia ? I don't know why they consider Putin a villain
Romance / Re: She Has A Boyfriend But Still Likes Me by profmallory(m): 12:11am On Dec 30, 2016
You will never trust her, so don't risk your future staying with her. You seem like a more reasonable man and besides there are plenty of women out there, leave her to sort her baggage and just walk away.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Expels Russian Diplomats by profmallory(m): 11:10pm On Dec 29, 2016
Russia has already done what it wanted to do, this is all Obama's fault for being too weak over the years. Now Russia can no longer be tamed and America has landed themselves a "puppet" from Putin as their President.

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Family / Re: My Brother's Girlfriend Has Finally Charmed Him, Help Me Ooo by profmallory(m): 8:28pm On Dec 29, 2016
This road seems very familiar. You better start serious fasting and prayers for him. Else very soon, none of you will have access to their home any longer. And notice, her siblings would take over.
Politics / Re: Army To Turn Sambisa Forest To Training Ground From 2017 by profmallory(m): 10:02pm On Dec 26, 2016
"robust", being a while I heard that word. That was GEJ's most famous word.
Religion / Re: Modele Fatoyinbo Celebrates Her Birthday By Hosting Orphans (Pics) by profmallory(m): 8:05pm On Dec 24, 2016
Madam does her birthday and decides to spend it with the less privileged, bros for his own B day took selected prime members on a Yacht ride in Dubai. Good to see the woman seems to have better values.
Investment / Re: MMM Is Still Owing Us From May Till Now - S.African Participants by profmallory(m): 10:51am On Dec 21, 2016
Interesting analysis. You mean Nigerians would defile all rules and bring this thing back. If that happens, then una try




switch47:
SAY NO TO PANIC IN MMM NIGERIA That is the simple truth , MMM is you and I , participants pay each other , MMM does not pay us ..... the current break was as a result of the Holiday mood of Nigerians not Providing help and deciding to Cash out for Christmas, once we ignore the haters and decides to Provide help as we usually do ..... MMM will go back to the way it was before the Christmas period ... this is pure logic ...... great mavrodians Once we PH (provide help ) others will GH (Get Help ) and then when others PH we shall also GH to the shame of all the fake news bearers , fellow mavrodians , i was moved when the majority of the members of my MMM Group on facebook (about 40 ,000 members all agree to PH ) i knew MMM shall bounce back stronger than it was before ...... I know that MMM did not crash that is why we stand with MMM Nigeria ...... lets Provide Help as we know how to do Spare cash ........ no matter how small ...... i was surprised today when the guiders form was released about thousands of mavrodians went for it ...... MMM is alive , MMM remains great . Lets PH and see the magic of PH ...... you and I is MMM ...... we pay each other !! we are MMM . I stand with MMM Nigeria
Events / Re: 2 Former Prostitutes Wed In Port Harcourt Church (Photos) by profmallory(m): 3:28pm On Dec 20, 2016
There might be very few confidants in that ceremony. And I want to believe their mobiles would have being collected prior to this ceremony. All in all good to see that hope is being given to some people the society would have considered as outlaws.




softwerk:
Why hide their faces when every body else in the church saw their faces already?
Webmasters / Re: Photos Of Blogger Lizzy Oke On Wheelchair Will Melt Your Heart by profmallory(m): 3:51pm On Dec 19, 2016
that is a contagious smile on her lips, happy for her.
Sports / Re: EFCC Trolls An Arsenal Fan Over Their Customary 4th Position by profmallory(m): 9:48am On Dec 19, 2016
You are either an Arsenal Fan, or you just lack "shinkini" humour.. either way take it easy o



dietsono:
Irrelevant!!!!

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Politics / Re: Corruption War : 15 SANS Reject Offer To Prosecute Judges by profmallory(m): 9:33am On Dec 19, 2016
The SANs wont do it, cause either they will or loose, they probably would never win a case in a Nigerian Court afterwards. Now that's one huge reason Nigeria is in a deep mess. Is there really a way out of this corruption, seems its embedded in our genes

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Investment / Re: How MMM Revealed The True Colour Of Nigerians by profmallory(m): 1:49pm On Dec 15, 2016
Gbam, I could not have explained it better


Seun:

But their money is not in MMM. Their money has been given away to participants who joined MMM earlier than them, including the organizers of MMM and the top guiders who withdrew millions just before MMM crashed. The money you see when you log into the MMM website does not exist anywhere. It's not in any bank account. It's just numbers on a computer, which is no better than your likes on Nairaland. If MMM is reactivated in January, everyone will immediately try to get help and and it won't work because nobody would be stupid enough to provide help.
Romance / Re: Woman Mistakenly Exposed Her Intimacy Gadget While Eating At An Event (Photo) by profmallory(m): 1:43pm On Dec 15, 2016
Hmm, even to a party?
Business / Re: Christmas: Excitement In Cross River As 'abakaliki Rice' Sells For N14,500 by profmallory(m): 12:48pm On Dec 13, 2016
Rice and most commodities we can produce here would go the way that tomato went, it's just a matter of time. I recollect when tomatoes were so scarce it looked like tomatoes would never be available, well rice would go that route as well. We may not be able to manufacture the machines we utilise in Nigeria, but at least let's feed ourselves.
Investment / Re: MMM Blocks Withdrawal Of Funds For One Month! by profmallory(m): 12:24pm On Dec 13, 2016
If the Sergey dude is still in Nigeria by Jan 2017, then it would bounce back as you postulate, but if has left, then that's bye bye to MMM, forget about the positive comments, people are already in panic mode and if for just 24 hrs that site comes back on, then what you ld see is a huge request for pay out, even for those that haven't hit their 30 days maturity period.

20dollarblogs:
For those who have looked into Sergey Mavrodi’s past Ponzi schemes, what’s happening now shouldn’t come as any surprise. The mathematics of paying out more than is invested can only last so long.

In a Ponzi points model you can bullshit your investors for a bit by paying them monopoly money. However in a gifting model, funds paid in and re-invested are immediately paid out to existing investors.

Over time the majority of invested funds slowly make their way to initial investors, who have grown balances large enough that over time have withdrawn far more than they initially invested.

Time also sees this pool of investors grow exponentially, until math catches up to the scheme and it collapses.

Again, there’s no monopoly money barrier with gifting payments. A lack of reinvestment at the top-end sees the bottom of the scheme starved of re-invested funds, which means nobody gets paid.

And that’s pretty much what’s going on now in MMM Nigeria.

Suspending outgoing payments for a month within the scheme might see withdrawals resume at some point, but sooner or later they’re just going to run out again.

That’ll see another pause in withdrawals, with each progressive restart collapsing faster and faster.

MMM Nigeria investors now have a choice to make:

You can either face the reality, or continue to hope against hope that Mavrodi has defied the laws of mathematics and MMM Nigeria will pay out in perpetuity.
Celebrities / Re: Big Church Offers 50 Optical Patients Free Cataract Operation With 400 Glasses by profmallory(m): 7:15pm On Dec 10, 2016
See Tonto Blushing, Na so God turn your life into prayer point. See better man as husband
Politics / Re: Ngwuta Earns N24m Annually, Spent N500m In 10 Months –AGF by profmallory(m): 1:29pm On Dec 09, 2016
How much can your wallet take?.. however if he searches the boot of your car and finds a substantial amount of cash then he has the grounds to ask you for an explanation. The issue here is the amount of money involved, I am sure no one is interested in petty cash here

kcnwaigbo:


so you mean if a policeman searches my wallet and sees money,i will have to prove to him how I made the money? are you for real?
Politics / Re: Ngwuta Earns N24m Annually, Spent N500m In 10 Months –AGF by profmallory(m): 1:55pm On Dec 08, 2016
That one you yawn na lie, if money is found in your possession, then you must explain the source, if na salary, MMM or other investments.



kcnwaigbo:


The onus is on the DSS or EFCC to prove that Justice Ngwuta received bribes or stole Money and not on Justice Ngwuta to prove how he made his money!!! The law does not wpork that way.Unless the DSS has irrefutable proof that the N500M was from proceeds of corruption,they have no case!!! The burden of proof rests on the prosecution and not defense.That is law101
Religion / Re: MMM Is Demonic Says Apostle Suleiman, Participants React by profmallory(m): 9:50am On Dec 06, 2016
MMM has made many richer, but will still make some poorer, some might even kill themselves after it fails. When it will fail we dont know, but surely it would fail someday. So I think people know the risk they are taking when they decide for MMM, some would say life is a risk isnt it?
Events / Re: Couple In Wedding Outfits Spotted At A Shopping Mall by profmallory(m): 12:28pm On Dec 05, 2016
There were coming from the Registry and they must eat nah!

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Romance / Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by profmallory(m): 12:12pm On Dec 05, 2016
Interesting
Religion / Re: We Paid Twice For ‘prayer City’ – MFM’s Dr. Olukoya by profmallory(m): 2:34pm On Dec 04, 2016
A pity many people have graced you with a response, else I would have loved to see everyone ignore you.

Akathriel:
The Legal Team of the Church? I thought Jesus is your advocate who pleads your cause & case? grin

Yes! You paid twice for the land but you have since recovered your investment in multiple folds through tithing, offering, 1st fruit, G.O's birthday seed, Mummy G.O's birthday seed, Building offering, Prayer Bomb's donation with anointed handshake, Partnership with God investment offering starting from 100,000Naira and Emptying your bank account for God, to see if he won't tear the windows of Heaven to reveal the hidden treasures of the Earth buried under the Sea & Mountains. grin grin grin

D.K Olukoya - Your fraudulent antics & tactics can only work on your brain-dead & brainwashed congregants.
Sports / Re: Burial Of Susan Nwannediya Kanu. Nwankwo Kanu Buries His Mother (Pics) by profmallory(m): 10:22am On Dec 04, 2016
And what joy would that give you?


godlovesyou77:
Does it mean that kanu has no scandal? I ve never read anything bad about him. Can someone visit his village to ask the gods if he committed some sins b4 becoming a legend

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Religion / Re: We Paid Twice For ‘prayer City’ – MFM’s Dr. Olukoya by profmallory(m): 9:41am On Dec 04, 2016
Yes, The church is not paying a kobo, and indeed the devil will be shamed. he has been shamed before, will be shamed now and will forever be shamed on the matters of MFM.

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Religion / Re: Church Elder & Pastor's Son Sleep With Girl Sent To Church For Deliverance by profmallory(m): 6:31pm On Dec 02, 2016
Oma she o. I read comments on nairaland and I am like seriously?. there are lots of babies on this medium sha. So are we honestly saying we dont know, or have encountered a woman/man who is seriously addicted to sex, and hwo has been shamed for same in public?. So whats new about this story then?. All I feel for the family is pity, cause if you are not a parent you may never understand the gravity of their predicament. Imagine a girl you watched grow from a baby turn into a sex slave not good at all. As for the OP, gossip is sweet o, dont worry everything in life na turn by turn
Travel / Re: Sisy Arias Co-pilot Who Died In The Colombia Crash During Her First Flight by profmallory(m): 6:13pm On Dec 02, 2016
One minute we are here, the next we are gone Just like that. But we have short memory, so very quickly we forget and all go back to our evil ways. RIP to the dead

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Celebrities / Re: 21 Things I Learnt From Toke Makinwa's 'on Becoming' Book by profmallory(m): 3:53pm On Dec 01, 2016
I have a feeling this book is going to make her Very popular... watch
Family / Re: My Husband Is My Boyfriend On Facebook, Whatsapp & Bbm And He Does Not Know It by profmallory(m): 11:00am On Dec 01, 2016
Interesting, so as they say a man wants his wife to be is wife, LovePeddler, mother and friend. I dont think you have anything to loose. Get all the sexy kit you can lay your hands on, start wearing them and get noticed, then let the cat out of the bag, also get ready for baby number 5. he only wants a distraction from reality, so try to understand
Romance / Re: "Runaway Bride Found In A Lagos Hotel With Her Ex Boyfriend On Her Wedding Day" by profmallory(m): 10:21am On Dec 01, 2016
Eeya, thats jazz at work o, a big curse. it's not her, no one in her senses would do such, what does she have to gain. The enemy has planned and succeeded in disgracing both families. Most especially is she is a lady that had not displaced such foolish tendencies in the past, then Take her for serious prayers, the enemy would be exposed and disgraced and that wedding will re-hold.
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Replies Kemi Olunloyo's Call For Boobs Reduction, Kemi Fires Back by profmallory(m): 10:14am On Dec 01, 2016
Aunty Kemi seems to make small sense, even though the motive dey different, But i like that last phrase. If she notices you, then you must be important, thats interesting.
NYSC / Re: Female Soldier Who Is Rocking Lagos NYSC Camp. Photos by profmallory(m): 10:08am On Dec 01, 2016
She is indeed very pretty

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