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CrimeRe: KAI Officials Apprehend Boys Urinating On 3rd Mainland Bridge In Lagos (photos) by profmallory(m): 1:46pm On Apr 02, 2016
If na UK, would they be urinating on a bridge?. Meanwhile, this same people that was cuaght would never do such if outside the country, but since na lagos everything goes. People have to learn to be civil by force, just because everything used to "GO" in Naija doesnt make it right. Good move KAI
RomanceRe: Woman Attempts Suicide Twice Because Her Lover Married Another Lady by profmallory(m): 3:19pm On Apr 01, 2016
Yea, thats how first love always feels like. Then after a while you develop the heart of stone and then become human.
Car TalkRe: 7 Myths About Fuel Economy by profmallory(m): 9:15pm On Mar 27, 2016
Do you have faith In a higher being at all?... In short do you Pray?



Zoharariel:
Neither am I a Muslim. Gods have no religion.
Car TalkRe: 7 Myths About Fuel Economy by profmallory(m): 8:48pm On Mar 27, 2016
Dont argue with the dude, he is not a Christian.


moyinoluwabun:
you would as well find it hard to believe that Jesus fed thousands with 5loaves of bread and two fishes.
CrimeRe: FUNAAB Student Hypnotised At ATM, Abandoned By Abductors Two Days Later (photo) by profmallory(m): 6:15pm On Mar 26, 2016
Thank God she has been found..
FamilyRe: Recently Married Woman Missing In Ogun by profmallory(m): 8:12pm On Mar 21, 2016
Religious bodies have to declare aggressive prayer and fasting for our land, the rate at which people get missing is mind blowing. Only those who know people who have been involved would understand how we are in dare need of Gods intervention in our society. It has gotten to the stage that no cab is safe, no bus even at bus park is safe. This really are trying time. But i pray where ever she is, There would be no rest there until she is found alive, God willing.
SportsRe: Is Betting/gambling Really That Bad? by profmallory(m): 2:28pm On Mar 18, 2016
So is coke.. To me any think that you no have control over but has now taken over you is bad

SeverusSnape:
It's addictive, That's why it's bad.
PoliticsRe: Badeh Loses Bid To Stop Trial by profmallory(m): 4:49pm On Mar 16, 2016
Agreed, Hope you are typing from outside of the shit hole..cause if you are not, then that makes you ....smiley (your own words bro, no be my talk am)

FrankNetter:
Their business. It doesn't change the fact that Nigeria is a _shit hole undecided
CultureRe: White Students Of Yoruba Language University, U.S Singing Yoruba Hymn!(video) by profmallory(m): 4:37pm On Mar 16, 2016
He isnt really foolish, he is just a sad fellow. whose mind is shallow and cannot comprehend a world bigger than his room...


shellman:
Your foolishness has gone beyond the frontier of idiosyncracy Which doctor can cure you?
CultureRe: White Students Of Yoruba Language University, U.S Singing Yoruba Hymn!(video) by profmallory(m): 4:35pm On Mar 16, 2016
The languages you mentioned are regarded as International languages, spoken by people from different countries and continents - with the exception of polish that is. Now include Yoruba to that Internationally accepted languages that have transverse continents and you get the reason why some of us are happy. Its not so much that a white man speaks it, but that in an ever changing world, Yoruba language and indeed culture has come to be accepted as an international language. You don't have to take my word for it, google it and see.




otiigba1:
Why are you guys baffled or Amazed by this? I am Igbo and i can speak polish, portuguese, English and spanish so whats the big issue? White people speaking Yoruba.
PoliticsRe: Buhari "Almost Moved To Tears"After Seeing How Trillions Of Naira Were Embezzled by profmallory(m): 9:18am On Mar 16, 2016
that's 8 years..


godson36:
i have already park well bros. It would have been better if you can relocate to syria until buhari finish his tenure
PoliticsRe: Presidency, PENGASSAN Deny Pressure To Remove Kachikwu by profmallory(m): 9:46am On Mar 15, 2016
Nice one.. we will get there
PoliticsRe: Uduak Onofiok-Luke Kneels To Thank Husband After Bagging Degree (PICS) by profmallory(m): 2:22pm On Mar 14, 2016
Which Yeye Pace, This woman is only an exception. Was it not of recent a certain Mama Peace of PDP was disgracing the husband all over the place?.

OZAOEKPE:
grin WE IN PDP SET THE PACE, FOR OTHERS TO FOLLOW grin
CrimeRe: A Cult Member Is Threatening To Kill Me. by profmallory(m): 2:14pm On Mar 14, 2016
Leave the area, Jesus Fled to Egypt till Herod died o, dont end up as a Number
CelebritiesRe: Appeal-Court Sends Ibinabo Fiberesima To Jail by profmallory(m): 8:59pm On Mar 11, 2016
She had partied and was driving under the influence of alcohol when she killed the Dr. The man has since gone, but his family must have been bearing the scars ever since. But this woman has no iota of remorse, showing her kids in USA, enjoying the good will of the last government while you sent someone else's father to the great beyond. Well Thank God justice has prevailed, not that it would bring back the man, but she can now understand the consequences of her actions
SportsRe: Siasia And Super Eagles Training At Abuja Stadium (PICS) by profmallory(m): 2:33pm On Mar 09, 2016
Please why are we facing kaduna again, is that not away for us. Except they just field the whole kano pillar team, then it would make sense
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Is Very Aggressive And Rude by profmallory(m): 1:56pm On Mar 08, 2016
Take a good look at her well from head to toe... thats death standing right infront of you. So if you feel like crossing over there were there is no fuel scarcity, Naira is doing very well and there is no traffic. Then marry her..
EducationRe: 7-Year-Old Son Demands Iphone From His Father, And His Father Demands This. by profmallory(m): 4:49pm On Mar 04, 2016
It is better not to promise a child, than to promise and fail. To him you are his god so you dare not fail. The issue in question is no longer the iPhone, but the fact that the boy motivated himself enough to achieve a great feat. He must be rewarded. But then the question arises, if you start to motivate by promise of reward, would he understand that its his responsibility to do well in school?. That's food for thought
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kidnap Female Students In Lagos by profmallory(m): 12:03pm On Mar 01, 2016
OMG!!!, this is not cool news at all. Please they should involve OPC immediately while we continue prayers
RomanceRe: When You Show A Girl Too Much Love, She Will Misbehave by profmallory(m): 11:35am On Mar 01, 2016
Definately, if you doubt, try it you will thank Us in 6 months time

marvelck:
Is it true that in Naija, if a guy shows his girlfriend too much love, she's bound to misbehave?
CrimeRe: 3 Night Guards Gang-rape Teenager (photo) by profmallory(m): 11:34am On Mar 01, 2016
what baffles me most is that 3 grown men could not thing further enough to know they would not get away after the act. Its like frustration has taken over. They could only think of that moment and nothing the likely consequences of their act. Same goes for the man that murdered his wife.
Christianity EtcRe: ATM Mobile Sets Spotted In Church (photo) by profmallory(m): 4:54pm On Feb 29, 2016
I could not have said it better


nairalandbuzz:
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Its a session @ the Prayer city...

Come to Sunday Service @ Sabo, they will even be walking around with it.

But come to think of it, what is bad in it? NOTHING!!!

If you want to give cash as some would want, go ahead
and if you would like to use your ATM, please proceed...

We are fulfilling the word of the Lord saying we should bring it into His AOS.

If you pray fire prayer and God answers your prayer by giving you N2.7M monthly or you have your own office where you pay staffs and then earn as much on a monthly basis or per contract, would you want to pay the tithe via cash? Think na!!!

Oh Lord that answer by FIRE, please let me start paying my bulk tithe by wire transfer o IJN... Bless me so much and much much more that the bank manager would be involved when a transfer of tithe happens.

Beloved,tap into the prayer too
PropertiesRe: Lagos House Rent: How To Reduce The Chances Of Being Scammed. by profmallory(m): 5:13pm On Feb 26, 2016
Nairaland people Una head dey there.. there is nothing you search for on the web that hasn't been mentioned on Nairaland. Thumbs up.
PoliticsRe: Senate Terminates REMITA Contract And Orders Prosecution Of Culprits by profmallory(m): 5:09pm On Feb 24, 2016
Really?.. cause REMINTAs contract was signed before Baba came in oh.. i doubt you know that, cause in your eyes you think them don catch baba.. Try and check, na GEJ sign am, but then it didnt make much sense as no one was using the REMITA self. If not for TSA that baba brought No one would blink an eye for REMITA.. So let the drama unfold.(GEJs name to be mentioned soon again)


Bennyschools:
Hmm, if buharia allow this to happen, then I'll know that fight against corruption is real cos till now I still sees it as a mere mirage
CelebritiesRe: Let's Stop This Folly - The Bread Seller Story Is Fake! by profmallory(m): 8:32pm On Feb 20, 2016
Bla bla bla... Let me tell you the winners in all of Jumoke story. TY Bello, Olajumoke, Stanbic and co. Now the losers. The OP and all haters. As for the rest of us, we really are indifferent to her story, for all we care, we really like to use her as a prayer point and raw of hope that the creator would favour us. But for people like you who go to beg worried about someone else's seemingly success story, ah I feel for you.

I was once told there is no such thing like bad publicity, apparently, that seems true.

Just pause to Imagine the sort of cheques Jumoke is signing right now this minute, she probably has a PA picking all her calls now, while you sit there and write brilliant things about her. And no one even knows your face with all your intelligence, so sad of you. lol
SportsRe: Asisat Oshoala To Speak At Fifa Women’s Football And Leadership Conference by profmallory(m): 12:23pm On Feb 17, 2016
In the 90's its was normal to see Nigerian's perform at the global sport world stage, to the extent it felt like a right to make the WC slot. But gradually our fame started to diminish. Fast forward to the last 2 years now, Nigerians have started to step up again, and it feels good to see how we are slowly returning to being a footballing nation to be reckoned with. Thumbs up to Asisat and all the dudes Making Nigeria proud in soccer, we love you
PetsRe: Dog Rescued From A Python Snake In Edo State (graphic Video) by profmallory(m): 10:53am On Feb 16, 2016
Ah now you missed it, that python despite its small size can chop any dog, its a choke hold bro, not a battle of sizes.. Once it get a hold of the wind pipe thats it, its a matter of time. Did you notice that despite the fact that the snake had been killed, the dead muscles still had a firm grip on the poor dog. I have watched these animals in action, the way they kill is simply a beauty.

That said I m sure your 2 Mastifs are strong dogs no snakes would be intrested in taking such a chance smiley


Ganoderma:
Well, first of all I dont tend delinquent locos.

I tend powerful intimidating mastifs. The kinds that dwarf your limbs.

So in the first place my Keifer and Shagty (yep those are their names. Bingo is an insult to their caninehood) would likely not get caught because they know when to proceed with caution and trust me the Python would probably be the victim. There's 2 of them.
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Unveiled As Face Of Stanbic IBTC by profmallory(m): 7:38am On Feb 16, 2016
Gham, When it is your time, it is your time..no matter who agreeds that you deserve it or not
PetsRe: Dog Rescued From A Python Snake In Edo State (graphic Video) by profmallory(m): 4:52pm On Feb 15, 2016
A lot of humans get the creeps with snakes... so our fear for snakes is natural, you inclusive. If that was your bingo would watch him get swallowed?




Ganoderma:
So who is the Devil now?

The Python who was just trying to work for its daily bread

Or the Humans who have just deprived the Python of its food and have also taken its life.

And all it was trying to do was kill hunger.
PetsRe: Dog Rescued From A Python Snake In Edo State (graphic Video) by profmallory(m): 4:50pm On Feb 15, 2016
You mean not venomous





timidapsin:
Yes Python are not poisonous but they tend to squeeze their prey to death...
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Alison-Madueke Named In Abuja Land Grab by profmallory(m): 11:42am On Feb 11, 2016
That GEJ actually remembered to grab land in Abuja, na lie. I beg to disagree, the man didn't have a clue what was going on under his watch - there is no way he would have remembered to steal land. They should check very well, the land most belong to mama peace and perhaps the other presidents. GEJ is innocent
CrimeRe: The Nigerian Couple That Turned Nanny To Slave In Houston Texas (Photos) by profmallory(m): 11:35am On Feb 11, 2016
And upon further investigation, the enslaved might be a relative from Nigeria who was promised greener pasture in America.

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