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Nwanna2588:
Ever since I bought my laptop, I've been using universal modem to browse. Now it has spoilt and I've BB bold 5. How can I use it as a modem because I still have enough data on my MTN line?

HardMirror:
Nigeria Emerging World Power. Signs $500billion Contract With Russia?

Today 27th October, 2016 is a great day in Nigeria's History. Russia is ready to pay Nigeria a whooping $500Billion to provide Russia military support no other nation can provide.

General Vladisko Mikil who represented the president of russia in this Historic day said russia has identified some key areas were Nigeria can help with their military. These areas are as follows.

1. African Bullet Proof

2. EGBE: Power to teleport (disappear and appear at another location)

3. Oruka. Magic ring. Which their spies can use to make their enemies fall and start shaking like fish out of water.

4. Ounde. Power belt that would make their soldiers invincible

5. Oyela. A tortoise shell necklace That would boost the intelligence of their troops and even make them able to hear the thoughts of their enemies.

6. Ina Aye. Mysterious spiritual fire.

7. Spiritual slaps. They see the applications of this in embarrassing other presidents in public.

8. "Enter and sweep" this works by hanging a broom at the door step, if anyone tries to steal from such a house, he wld endup sweeping the whole compound till he is released. This would be used to protect their presidential villa. No need for security alarms anymore.

9. Asasi. This would be used in making their enemies run mad. this has been tested on Donald Trump and russia are very pleased with the results

General Vladisko said paying $500 billion is a small price for them to pay to be able to have access to all this powers from Nigeria.

Nigeria's president said he is happy that our tradition is finally making the country more money than oil has made for the country in 16 years of our democracy.

Russian Researchers are presently in Ogun state and Anambra state to learn from our local priests so they can go back and boost their military.

Reacting to this development, America's Secretary General said the United States has always been scared of Nigeria because of the spiritual powers Nigeria possess. Which is more than all their technologies and military equipments.

Blah blah blah....

If all those stories you hear about African Power were true, this is the type of news that would be making our headlines

USE YOUR COMMON SENSE AFRICA.

Pls if you are so sure all those powers are real. Do yourself and your generations to come some good. Go and get those powers, they are worth a lot of money in the hands of world powers. I am sure vladmir Putin is willing to pay billions to be able to disappear and appear inside the pentagon's top secret archives. Why use these powers for disappearing from accidents only?

somehowpenis:
exactly my thought. The writers and CW are ruining the flash, the flash is one heck of a super hero, he is like a god, but this show makes the dude look weak and a crybaby, i know he might still be in training but , Not this bad. Dude takes alot of decisions that deserve resounding slaps .

nma24:
if u can afford it, give d money to her. Don't allow d sadists we have here pour sand into your garri. She might be testing u sef

Guykhena:
...What do you think about the producers introducing Savitar into the show? I just feel they should do away with the evil speedsters thing its getting generic,and just leave the RF to anchor that.

Guykhena:
hehe,the request Barry made to the RF though might seem kinda unusual and not true to the Personality of Barry we know on the show but it was expected cus he has been tutored countless of times by the RF(wells) and Martin Stein of the ramifications of messing with time(time always fight back).
And time started attacking,the fatal condition of wally wasn't a coincidence,it was just the start of Barry losing everyone he loves. You Can't eat your Cake and have it,time finds a way to balance things,Barry is destined to be miserable,and time was gonna Catch up with that to the dismay of Barry.

Now the strange request he made to the RF was due to "guilty conscience", he knows what happened to Wally was his fault and was bound to happen to the rest of those who were 'ok' in his timeline but will suffer for Barry's selfishness in this mirage timeline. He just couldn't live with knowing that the sadness he removed from his life is now 'boomeranging' to innocent folks,and worst off he would lose his memory not knowing all the tumor that was happening was his fault,Barry is feeble he can't take that kind of guilt.

So the gamble with the RF was a no brainer for him

Guykhena:
lol,that's a misconception...

elfico:
First of all, its not really cool to crack other peoples app. You should find a free version or pay for the app. Alternatively, you can ask someone here to make an app for you and specify the requirements.
Developers put alot of time and effort into making apps and trying not to pay is like stealing.
Secondly, I thinks its against nairaland rule to post things of that nature.

adenuga558:
search that on Google. am back for good on nairaland

adenuga558:
lucky patch the app. with lucky patcher

herbie27:
No!, for being real men.

herbie27:
I love these dudes: Akumun Solomon and Tim Nyor for not asslicking her.

And Buhari spent Billions sending her abroad to school.

English Ntor!.

When I kill mosquitos in my hand I still scream at their corpse saying "I hope you die!!!!!!"

Naughtysite:
Respect

ejiykzazi2007:
He said delve, not dive.

Jaii:
Guy you just challenged me, i have been hustling hard as a graduate but nothing clicks despite my fantastic academic record of finishing uni with 4-point + CGPA. but who 4 point don help. changed my environment and got an 18,000 teaching job. cant give up. my point is, i have been down lately, it's not easy but u just re-invigorated me bro. thanks