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RomanceRe: Can A Penis Be Too Big For Your Vagina? by PromiseUche(m): 4:07pm On Jun 09, 2017
Lionessza:
If it can push out a head , I'm sure it can accommodate just about any monster you have grin . A vagina is the toughest mutherfucka out there. grin
The released hormones,-fluids & most especially muscles that opens during child birth are far more, compared to during making luv.
So be informed.
And d baby sprouts out from inside U alrdy wet (different feelings) while d P. enters from d outside.
RomanceRe: I Don't Have An Orgasm With My Boyfriend by PromiseUche(m): 9:08pm On Jun 06, 2017
If u get it using ur hands, d case is simple. Ur guy shld change his position and be focusing strokes/scratch at ur G-sp*t severally, u must cum.
#But plz, get married B4 attempting to try it again else ur Dad, kingsmen will hear these...using ur hand and all that...!

RomanceRe: If Your Boyfriend Is Always Doing This...is That One A Boyfriend(photo)? by PromiseUche(m): 7:40pm On Jun 06, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


I will poke his eye with a fork... angry
I hear U! miss poker. Don't forget so soon that was hw he saw urs and chased after U.

EducationRe: See How All Institutions Will Give Admission To Candidates by PromiseUche(m): 8:01pm On Jun 05, 2017
Helpful blog though.
PoliticsRe: Police Helicopter Crashes At CPS Bus Stop, Enugu. by PromiseUche(m): 2:14pm On May 30, 2017
I am around there and everything seems to be calm
RomanceRe: The Big Question: Why Not Him And Him Only ? by PromiseUche(m): 9:08am On May 29, 2017
TrapQueen77:
Women in general loves attentions and presents and there is nothing wrong having so many suitors as long she don't exclusively dating one of em... cool
Just as there's nothing wrong for a Man to hv concubines while married as long as he doesn't exclusively bring any to his matrimonial bed bcoz Men generally luvs being d Boss & likes beautiful women clustering Him.
PhonesRe: Etisalat Unveils 100% Double Data Bonus Offer On Etisalat Easycliq by PromiseUche(m): 6:02am On May 29, 2017
Regret using it now. Call rate too high, money vanishes like spirit. It's deceiving d uneducated by flashing d 350, 250 onnet stuff. It's not worth while.
Pls I nid anoda plan to migrate to.
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by PromiseUche(m): 7:51am On May 25, 2017
chukwukapromise:
u're correct, but all these don't make it too competitive as u hyped it!....Every skul is competitive, and only the Fittest can gain admission!....And mind you not all that register for a course meet it cut-off mark!....Those 178candidate, like 50 may have below 200, 20may want to change course, 10may not even purchase the screening form!.....So d number keeps on decreasing.....So d guy dat has 214 has hope jare!
U think much ppl didn't get above cutoff mark abi! little mind. #That wz my tots. far back then.
Let's see how that works.
Except U use d other way #IMM# becoz anything goes in 9ja.
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by PromiseUche(m): 7:42am On May 25, 2017
Pls Heeeelllppp o...!
How does UNIBEN put together (calculate) their scores. Scored 215 and applied for Accountancy, do I hv a chance?
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by PromiseUche(m): 6:59pm On May 24, 2017
What is Uniben's cut-off mark for accountancy? Probably siting example from last years'
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by PromiseUche(m): 6:57pm On May 24, 2017
chukwukapromise:
Hmm,..When you mean competitive, can you kindly elaborate?
Yes the number of students in an Engeering Class won't be more than 100 there, den u hv persons to contend with, like first choices, high jamb scores, good o'level grades, state of Origin and most especially the Pre Science pple and their yearly quota. etc...
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by PromiseUche(m): 6:29pm On May 24, 2017
jonsnow12:
jamb score 210. l want to study Electrical/ Electronic Engineering.@, preferably federal polytechnic oko as my first choice and Ansu as my second choice with the same course...still awaiting for my O'level results though!
Ansu is very competitive in respect to Engr. courses and will not give u because their cutoff mark will be far more than that. Probably 240 above. For real, go and ask. Or visit the Dept. #who no go no knw.
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by PromiseUche(m): 6:25pm On May 24, 2017
chukwukapromise:
Your 1st choice aint that competitve....so u're likely to gain admission dere depending on your awaiting 0-level!....ansu also wil gv u admission, because, not many love that course!.....


so bro, pray for ur 0-level
That's not totally correct, Ansu will not give u EE. becoz it's very competitive there. He is not even close to consideration point, so far.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Brilliant And Pretty Lady 25' Needs An Ambitious Guy For A Serious Relationship by PromiseUche(m): 4:03am On May 19, 2017
What do u do for a living, your qualifications and age?
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2017 Callup Letter Updates by PromiseUche(m): 9:27am On May 18, 2017
Wishing u guys a wonderful service year.
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Stay At The Back Of Men Ontop Okada In Lagos by PromiseUche(m):
I visited my Cousin at Ota, and I noticed it too. Not knowing how far his house was from Express way, I boarded a bike, she was elderly so I felt it was bcuz of her size and all that, I respected her. Subsequently I refused bcuz younger gals were backing #senior guys like me. For what? I asked​ my cousin, he said that's hw they operate here.
As a titled man in d making, I decided to add just #50 to d fare and started sitting down alone.
#dis can't happen for any reason other that illness in SOUTH SOUTH, SOUTH EAST REGION!
RomanceRe: Bloggers and lies.. No diick can be erect to that degree in a jeans. by PromiseUche(m):
with d shape of dat stuff, it is not obvious that it's his d*ck, it cld be a waist bag or something.
TravelAmerican Visa To Meet My Husband Not Working by PromiseUche(op): 6:46am On May 16, 2017
Pls I need your candid advise.

I got married to my husband March 2016(a Nigerian)) who was initially married to a Nigerian but divorced her for like 3 years now. He came to Nigeria to marry me traditionally and Court at Ikoyi. Then he left, he had initially told me and my family that he had rightly concluded his marriage with his ex wife and it's bn settled in Court.
Then he left for US, SINCE then it has been story upon stories. Recently he had asked me to fill my data online via World Education Services for them to evaluate my results and all that.
Pls what could be wrong with my Visa processing?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: #%#% by PromiseUche(m): 8:01am On May 13, 2017
TrapQueen77:
undecided

Who told u?
She has defeated the primary drive of slayers - Luv for Money
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: #%#% by PromiseUche(m): 5:59am On May 13, 2017
TrapQueen77:
wink
So i guess u want a self-made slay queen grin grin
A self made Queen is no longer a Slayer.
RomanceRe: 7 Types Of Men Every Woman Should Be Wary by PromiseUche(m): 9:09pm On May 12, 2017
2,3&5 not categorically correct.
EducationRe: If You Can Read This Write Up, Then You Are A Genius by PromiseUche(m): 5:32pm On May 11, 2017
Wow! Aarpt form bneig albe to raed tehm, I lraent smoe tihng new aoubt teh haumn mnid. Tnakhs.
RomanceRe: Meet The Beautiful Woman Who Says She's Too Good To Find A Boyfriend. Photos by PromiseUche(m): 5:25pm On May 11, 2017
For the #charitybegins@homeguys# pls, if u want peace of mind don't date a pretty gal but a good looking gal.
Pls, there are differences btw these two set of gals.
CelebritiesRe: If You Ve Watched This Films, Dont Tell Me You Are Still Single by PromiseUche(m): 7:51am On May 10, 2017
She should be referring to Ladies.
As a guy I had watched those dated backward like #Living in Boundage, # Rattle Snake, #Uwa e zu O ke, #Mount Zion films -# The Perilous Time and those late 80s I can't recall now.
RomanceRe: My Wife's V*gina Is Too Large & Her Juice Runs Like Tap - Frustrated Husband by PromiseUche(m): 3:33pm On May 09, 2017
trendinginfotec:
In the mean time.. pls tell him to read this...


Are u married or just preparing for marriage? Pls read dis:

http://www.trendinginfotech.com/2017/05/what-mother-told-her-son-day-before-his.html
What has these gat to do with his complain (subject). It doesn't apply in this situation pls.
EducationRe: Rape Should Be Legalized In Nigeria, Girls Think They’re Smart - ESUT STUDENT by PromiseUche(m): 3:06pm On May 09, 2017
They actually play smart, they request for things their Parents can't afford, even when they can, they Know it's not right for them to hv such.
So hw do u think a guy will give u such and not demand for whatever...
#Pls get sense na, virtually every body hv brodas somehow.
RomanceRe: You Think Are Doing Me,you Doing Yourself (photo) by PromiseUche(m): 5:58pm On May 08, 2017
I tested one by telling her my car got spoilt, she should use keke at her junction to our meeting point, wow! she changed direction and went out with anoda date.
Many gals hv lost God's direction (man) for them. They forgot d skills and training they've gotten​ from higher school, forgotten​ their ability, potential to b as rich as U, looking for who to depend on.
#slay queens - they call themselves#
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is Not Coming Back Again... Though He Didn't by PromiseUche(m): 5:26pm On May 08, 2017
Life na jejeh. If u push by force, u go receive am back by dat same force. #Newton's 3rd Law of Motion. If u are tough, u can resist + elastic limit exceeded, plasticity activated. #prop.ofmtrls.
I beg body no b fire wood.
#GetwellsoonSir#

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