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My friends and i went to dig soak away in Maryland two days ago, after were done, i helped a lady to offload some goods from the trunk of her car.

I must confess it's like nothing I've ever seen before, i was smitten at once, got too excited and started singing fuji songs, she took some steps backwards and started laughing while her friend was watching the whole thing.

I finished the work and she was pleased and sorry at the same time because she didn't have cash to pay me. She offered me a bottle of freshyo, but i declined and asked her for pelebe or dry gin, her dismeeanor changed immediately and she told me she wouldn't be able to get something like that here.

I brought out my Pop 2 and asked her to put her number, she hesitated at first but took the phone from me but unfortunately it went off in the process. She gave me hers instead to put mine, i fumbled a bit but figured it out eventually.

Meanwhile my friends were already getting impatient and were already calling my name "wasiu, wasiu, wasiu" so we can go back to oshodi together.


I haven't heard from her since then
Now i know she's way out of my league.
I saw an FIRS sticker on her car but i stopped school at primary 3.

Also the nature of my work has damaged my skin, I'm as black as the midnight with very thick and hard body from years of carrying blocks.

Worse part is i have just 3 clothes
Two natives ( lace and Ankara?
One faded jeans and one oversized polo.

I'm still waiting for her

BRATISLAVA:
If you have read any of his previous threads, it is easy to see that the need for constant validation from himself and strangers alike thrums in his blood and pulses in his veins. When you read his previous posts— arrogantly healthily bragging and bloating his value as a man to epic proportions—it is no surprise that he is still making a post on the same topic and cannot seem to see why. Perhaps it is his raison, or perhaps he is truly red pilled and lost to the reality of what he wants or needs.

The last time we stumbled across his thread, he was closer to 40, living in America and looking for persons to run through and marry on a trip to his village at Christmas. Understandably, he's the Benjamin Button of the decade, now that he's in his early thirties. It was always odd that a man of his then age would be a red piller, but we are readers of his flights of fancy, and not EPL age detectors. Then he was quite confident that ladies would fall at his feet, after all, there must be a truckload of value in a guy who believes so much about himself, especially one who constantly touts being an America resident, right? Right. Self esteem and delusions are a fine line. Some time after that, when asked about his strung up ideals, he alleged he was in a relationship with someone. Of course, if you observe his posts, it's always something like that, yet it really isn't. He was so self-assured when he told us that he was getting what he wanted. Alas, this thread!


His approach to relationships is the reason he still claims to be searching. If he were a woman searching at his age, he wouldn't let her live it down. But he's not, so we will let that slip in this episode of his unending hunt-a-wife saga.

He's not some unlucky in love good guy toxic chronic bachelor. The problem lies with him, but his issue is that he does not wish to change. He wants to continue writing fables while trying to bend the will of others to his games.

He reminds us of Toks the tokunbo (Magnoliaa that's the word right?), another aging male writer of fable and the impossible desire genre. But of course, let him write and delude younger men. That is permitted.

You write well, you are now a friend to an urchin like me by force
Pm me

Dixon06:
So your Koran supports marginalization.

Stupid, pretentious people who claim to practice Islam are supposed to be tied to a stone and drowned.

You think the Igbos care about your stupid propagandas? 😂😂
I wonder how many Igbo Almajiri you see on the streets!

Until you learn to embrace people of other tribes and color, you will never prosper. Even if you practice Islam till you get to hell!

A real Muslim will love every other person, check those in the Arabian Countries. Not this Nzobu Nzobu Islam in Nigeria and other African Countries

If you think I'm lying, continue your Tribalism sentiments.

Stoopid pretentious Muslim

I didn't read your poem
You are an infidel and slave
Nothing like marginalization
It's about putting you in your place and making sure you remain there

joe1309:
Peter Obi that never conducted local government elections while he was the governor of Anambra State, and he also succeeded in dividing christians along catholic and Anglican. Obi is not a saint as u guys portray him to be and he is corrupt too.

That's the annoying thing about these Osu rascals
When you present them with facts about adaobi, they resort to insults and violence
The few reasonable ones among them will start negotiating with you that Obi is the lesser devil hence we should go with him
But what standard did you use in determining the lesser and greater devil?

Most of the people forming woke and shouting obidients online too don't even know much about him, they don't know he was once a bad governor or a one time pdp member

To them adaobi just fell from heaven and he's here to solve their problems in one day

Zico5:
Emefiele has proved that power cannot be given to these people. They will abuse it and subject the masses to agony. In fact, what common man is passing through, through the draconia way of Emefiele can not be described. Justice will soon be served on him. He will surely pay for his wickedness

That's why ibo man can't be allowed to be president

Massiveglory:
As for emefiele, if his hands are clean nothing will happen to him.

The new Nigeria is not a vindictive Nigeria.
The new Nigeria is not a tribalistic Nigeria.
The new Nigeria is not a nepostic Nigeria.
The new Nigeriais not fraudulent mandate Nigeria.
The new Nigeria is not with tinubu. Tinubu is heading for monumental disgrace.

The new Nigeria is one of order, equity and justice.
The new Nigeria is one where able and honest young men and women from the north, south , east and west will take hold of strategic government departments , doing their duty without fear.

PODATTI is coming with the mandate.
The new Nigeria is the OBEDIENT NIGERIA.

Na for only ibo film we fit see this kind thing

PeterObi4LP:
Saturday will determine wether Lagosians want to remain enslave or free from bondage.

All of us in Lagos will come out en mass to vote for Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour the Labour Party candidate from top to bottom. Lagosians are tired of the traffic in Lagos, we are tired of the owomeda Agbero and we are tired of heavy levy on us.

Cry from now till may 29.
Nobody will accept one Chinedu from Obi

Double tragedy for Osu Okoro

Okoros don't even have time for the affairs of their region
They are busy fighting others

Okoro Osu keep running from pillar to post

ganisucks:
There won't be a rerun. There's no money for that. APC will be so ashamed and disturbed, they'll pressure Asiwaju to accept defeat, and allow the Supreme Court hopelessly Uzodinma him.

All the parties were involved in rigging, how's that Asiwaju's fault?
Worse case scenario is a rerun in the controversial states which might give Obi the chance to get close to 2nd

Pierocash:
Inec and Tinubu can try harder to conjure and concoct anything just to say obi rigged.The worst that will happen is for the election to be cancelled ,if not,obi is heading to Aso Rock 5 months from now

Will you provide the money a new election?
Besides no one will give an ibo man the key to Aso Rock

Brimstone77:
...

The labour party governorship candidate in Lagos is been called omo ale because his mom is Igbo,are his parents not legally married?

I can see from your weakness that you are a chronic Okoro.

Leave yorubas alone
There are Muslims in every yoruba families
That's why it's difficult to divide yorubas with religion.

In southwest it's difficult to even differentiate a Christian from a Muslim because they mingle together and we have Christians yorubas with Muslim names.

I don't know why you clans of osu slaves have carried yoruba matters on your heads like this

No one is rejecting yorubas with igbo mothers
But we are rejecting a Chinedu who openly abused and called yorubas afonja on social media.
A Chinedu who the okoros openly said they have sent to take over Lagos because it belongs to them
That's why we are taking this election personally

ahnie:
Your tone Sha....is this a threat?
I do accept transfer!

There's no network
I'll give you old note, you'll collect it and be grateful

ahnie:
Hell nope.
Who wan take that risk?

If i give you don't collect it

freeeeme:
It's not about Yoruba or Igbo..Why Igbo guys no complain about Ambode.

It's about who dey chop from Sanwo's govt and who dey suffer for Lagos's doom of governance

Osu Okoro
Face your landlocked barren erosion ravaged yeast.

I don't know why a group of Ogbuefis would want to impose a governor in Lagos

Eternal torturer of the Osu clan

Coldsperm:
The same Kano I dey or another one. Continue lying if that will make you happy. All I know is that Lagos is a no-man's-land period.

We've heard you
Your people will get the response they deserve

kellyjc:
A moniker that was created yesterday yet has spent more time here than some that are a month older is here to talk about tribalism while quoting an inconsequential fool who could not put his home in order from the same tribe he detest. Lagos is a south western state but also a cosmopolitan just like Abuja. Every Nigerian has equal rights no matter where they live in Nigeria.

Come and contest for Governorship election in Zamfara

Nice one
We'll apply for extradition to bring the 200,000 ibo inmates in India on drug related offence to Nigeria

40Bullets:
I'm sure Tinubu's wife didn't tell him that Christians are tougher during persecution.
Secondly, a church is not a physical structure.
Tinubu is the least of our worries.We are only concerned about Nigeria

You should know better than this
It's just a normal Okoro propaganda
Tinubu is as much of a Christian as he's a Muslim.

jeromestarks:
You're wrong. I will marry this particular girl. Watch and see.

Goodluck
But don't go back and attack her with numerous messages or start pestering her.
If you make it more obvious that you are chasing her, you'll stress yourself for nothing

jeromestarks:
I see beautiful body n I wan fvck am. Any problem?
Wait first, you're here criticizing me. No be 14 yr old you go marry? Answer me! No be 14yr old girl you go dey fvck.
No vex me this afternoon ooo

That's not my point
But your method is rather crude

jeromestarks:
I want to have sex with a fresh blood. Any problem?

You messed up
She's the one that ought to be admiring you and be looking for your attention and always want to impress you.

From what you said, it's obvious she doesn't find you attractive enough to want to be romantic with you and you already ruined everything by blatantly going to ask her out

Which one is telling a smalla you want to be a friend, you want to be more than a friend

ritaprincess:
You have the internet,check it yourself. I schooled in the east,the only time ugm show themselves is mostly during sit at home and their target is not civilians,but in the north,terrorist come anytime. The truth is that nowhere is safe in nigeria but it is worst in the north

What's sit at home?

The only thing left for sane people to do now is just to ignore every group of propaganda from Okoro and sons

These people forged obiageli picture on the cover of Time magazine

They forged a letter from EU

I'm the only one not surprised because for many years they sold fake products for me in the market while lying it's original

jeromestarks:
Calm down na.
I offend you before?

What do u even mean by "she's smarter than you"?

What are you looking for that made you to go and woo a 23 year old girl in the first place

MikeofAfrica:
Please control your bigotry. Gbadebo whom you call Chinedu is from Lagos Island while Tinubu is from Osun. Hence he has more right in Lagos than Tinubu.

Sanwo Olu is from Ogun state hence if we are to choose the next Governor base on indigene, Gbedebo deserves it more then Sanwo Olu.

If you hates Gbedebo because he married an Igbo, why then did you not hate Tinubu who permitted his son, Seyi, to marry an Igbo too.

Indeed, the jazz which Tinubu used to tie the Yoruba race is very potent.

Keep your nursery rhyme to yourself
Chinedu who called the Yorubas afonja will never be governor in Lagos.
If Tinubu is your problem continue to deal with it, because i don't know what this has to do with Tinubu

ritaprincess:
Keep deceiving yourself,you can lie to everyone but not yourself,how many people have been killes in the north compared to the south east?

I don't have the exact figures, do you?
I know unknown gun men kill all the time in the east
I'll rather live in kano than Anambra

Yes
It's personal

Any Okoro who doesn't like that should take night bus back to Abakaliki

Thegamingorca:
Definitely Its only a matter of time.

Just one week more, you'll get the rest you deserve

Ameduedwin:
so every body that comment on theiftunubu trend is an ibo man or woman abi ? stupid ignorant mofos that didn't travel from their enclave to any of the country before, that is claiming champion and civilization, cow.

Slave
Are you here to deny your Okoro heritage?