₦airaland Forum

Creativity22:
Mohammed Takuti Usman may loyalty kill you there. Is bola tinubu and inec loyal to our constitution ? Why on earth should the soldiers be loyal ? On top #50k salary ? 16 september 2023 is the deadline. If the judiciary fails to do the needful, all hell MUST break loose.

Be careful with your utterance,don't be use as a scapegoat.

manchyme:
I think she has a secret number for that.

Truecaller!! Hope u know how that shitworks? U right tho, she got a secret number likely known to her clients alone.

The greatest of scam is determining an HIGHgoal from a NORMALgoaL
Thus the guy most feared or owner of the ball decides the outcome.

inoki247:
Lol....



Na owner of Ball be king den...


4 Post....

Monkey Post..

1 touch....

Kolo or Toros.....

u r right KOLO

alphaconde:
David Umahi is a senator. is there going to be a reelection in this senatorial district or he is combining the both positions.

Someone please help my ignoriance

He resigned as a senator when called upon as a minister.No way under Nigerian constitution can u serve in both capacity under any circumstances.

AskNgige2:
Tinibu is a goner..

When youth enter street for revolution
I myself will trace where Tinibu is

MOUTHED!!!

SETHARTHUR:
Your nairaland is on dark mode. How did you do it?

Try power saving mode option , it's likely u find dark mode option there on your device.its in most android devices .

Jeezuzpick:


Eh?!?!

So FIFA is saying Kano Pillars has better odds of beating Inter Miami ni, or what exactly?

Better facilities?

Better players?

FIFA analysts should stop drinking SCOOCHIES, abeg!

U should know by now that FIFA don't take most of this American clubs of high esteem , it's like they aren't adding much to their financial purse ,like the African leagues and clubs do.Am sure if African where to be well developed ,FIFA would prefer hosting world cup games here than America.

Some ladies still do that , Thanking u after sex . Nothing new about that,for those doubting the Op, may be u find it difficult satisfying Ur spouse.

Blitzking:
adeosun too for use this format..join the next batch then begin blow grammar.

Cabals carry Adeosun case for head like gala .

guobe:
I think there was also a drink called crush too in those days then okada dry.

That CRUSH DRINK is the best among all those orange class of soft drinks back then and will still better any of now if re- introduced with same quality, no orange drink come close to that crush , mere looking at the bottle alone it stands out among others with this thick admirable colourant and salivating orange flavor.mere purchasing it then your day is made.

That number 1 , palm larvae , I like it so much. Very yummy ,especially when roasted with 🌶️.

Guyman01:
Wike's overbearing influence is making him the face of the government and will soon outshine his boss the president.

We get the message , and we know how e dey do u for body since may29th.

COMPAQ:
They didn’t drop Rotimi. He made himself irrelevant by trying to contest for Presidency. Surely after that, you don’t expect Tinubu to give him apposition. Besides is it a crime to get tired of politics and decide to live a more quiet life to settle down and begin to really enjoy his money?

No mind those wailers ! If they made him another minister in this present government,they will be quick to use their usual phrase of old recycled set of people , just dey observe them for the next 4yrs to come.

timisquare82:
You are mean ooo, after you brought the man from his hiding zone ( Asia) back to this country you are now saying he is a drunkard and claiming he has anger issues. Didn't you see all these before you brought him to Nigeria?. You don't really know what you want.

Yes this part really needs to be considered,and am so happy that the op did mention about her concern on this issue.I will advice she finds a common ground to settle the youngman, that's if he will accept in monetary form or otherwise, so he will be able to travel back abroad.She soiled her herself already in this chaos ,so she should be ready to feel the heat that comes with it .

IamAtAnger:
U dey try reason sey he dey call the mother witch?

Not so and so far from it.just that kobojunkie is so good at seeing a fault to a mere statement , I mean the mother should know to an extent the health condition of her own daughter.

Kobojunkiee:
Her mother said she was hale and hearty. Was her mother her doctor and had she thoroughly examined her daughter before making that statement?

U too dey reason deep, chill small now!

4akomnehpetS:
Police should leave all these boy abeg, they just want a better life, all na still hussle...At least na small pikin dem bury, no be adult..

See the kind human being we live with on this earth making such utterances.

Prigozhin could have still be alive till now, but just one mistep , they came for him .
Moral of the lesson " don't start a fight u know it's way bigger than your strength"
Same goes for Ukraine, after all Russia bombarding of Ukraine , I bet u ,same Russia will help in rebuilding Ukraine back it's original self , as a means to gain their respect back.

Montaque:
You guys will see a news and rush to post on Nairaland as if its the end of the story. You guys have not seen the certificate CSU will present in Court and you are rejoicing. Now listen. Tinubu has submitted two different certificates so far from the same school. The present confirmation from CSU shows that either of these certificates submitted so far is fake, or that both of them are fake and that CSU will issue the authentic one. In any event, it is a disqualifying element if you submitted a fake certificate to INEC (and some decisions say that "if you have ever submitted a fake certificate in prior elections). With what CSU said here, the chances of Tinubu getting disqualified is 2 out of 3.

2 out 3 ? E don escape be that now. U can't catch Air!

jerk:
Which Bola Tinubu, female or male?

No nah Trans!

9jatriot:
Finitto.

For those who do not have power to read, let me paraphrase in pidgin.

The school say Tinubu, the president of Nigeria attend their school and graduate for 1979.

They come add say, they non understand how school when person attend and graduate in 1979 go heip Atiku Abubakar case for election when they do for 2023 for faraway Nigeria. As in school for 1979 and election for 2023, say as an institution of learning say they non understand the correlation.

They con even talk say if non be say na court tell them to provide this information, e for be like say the person wen make de request na werey, otherwise, how you go talk say they case you don close your case for Nigeria but you wan get information when non concern your case but in case of future case. Na so all of una de think for that una country abi na just this Abubakar?

The school con even vex the more con say, what is your business about how we decide to admit our students, IS IT YOUR ADDMISSION? Do you think our school is a local school. Kai, which kind see finish be this? They still say, they agree fully with Tinubu wen talk say the other information wen dem de ask for non concern Atiku. Werda he get gel friend for school o, or he de late come class o or any of those private information non concern the school as they get better things to do with their time. Time wenn dem suppose de use do research they go de uses am attend to nonsense inquiries.

Abeg the letter is very funny that I am almost tempted to think it is fake.

This your report na him I understand pass, no be to dey blow big big gramma. Hen hen! Help us tell them say na only atiku and mayb one p. Obi dey find were pikin dey comot for him mama body.

Paulyaweh:
See president xi confidence.
E just turned checked and continued walking.
He didn't even flinch

They blocked ur aide, locked door behind u.
If na me i for dey wait dey observe.

He knows nodody fit try anything otherwise it will be death to them and their 5th generation

Am so sure he knows wetin sup,I pity those aides when they get back home

Kingosytex:
Yeah! Living a chaste life is termed old fashioned now. A girl who choose not to fornicate is ridiculed and shamed, tagged all sorts of names while the whores are being celebrated. The moral decadence is hitting its apex coupled with the fact that there is hunger in the area.
I was in Monrovia, Liberia some 3 weeks ago and what I saw made me realize that Nigeria is still sane

Haha! Nigeria lah child's play where Liberians are, out of 10 ,u hardly see a teenager that's yet to birth a child .it's more like a custom overthere. A Liberian lady did ask me why we Nigerians see's most single mother's not good for marriage , that day I explain tire!!

Back in the early days of cell phone ,but no ATM card ,we do queue to receive our salary from this microfinance Bank ,I happened to meet this big,thick &plumpy teller attendant ,she smiled at me and I did same ,but deep down Me I knew she was expecting me to tip her after receiving my pay , I obliged ,gave her something . This continued like some few months .On a very good Saturday evening while I was strolling I saw her in a compound which happens to be their family house ,just sitting there alone ,my guyman instinct was sharperly activated.I went closer so she could see me ,she saw me and came closer .She was so happy to see me ,laughing so sheepishly like she found a lost item we gisted for long till night fall.she invited me inside their living room, it was then I realized her parents and siblings travelled for a party leaving her and old granny at home.
This bae started handling my di*k on entering their sitting room ,we banged for hours (A record I can't break even till now) .

This wailing wouldn't end anytime soon,where did we get it all wrong?
Democracy ,see how u brought my people into loggerheads.

Labor party and slanderous lies! See how they keep pressing their followers mumu button ,they just want to be relevant by all means . Very soon Abure and obi will only be tweeting themselves, Nigerians I know will soon move on like say nah jazz.

This life! if true that the step mum confess to carrying out such evil act,she should face a terrible judgement here on earth .

I just can't stop laughing! So many think Nigerian problem can be solved by just one man or president,pastor kumuyi speaks as a man filled with wisdom from God.Even so called Peter Obi cannot solve the countries woes, he can only try ,u all think he has a magic touch to heal the wounds of this country? We all better wake up and face reality.we in for a long ride.