₦airaland Forum

FarSide:
For the past three weeks or do, I've been having a series os serious downtime with both MTN and Airtel internet.
I've been left stranded on the shopping mall, filling stations and market on many occasions and so many GB of data has expired. My business is not spared too.
How can these network giants be behaving like this. Worst is, they never apologized or even acknowledged the poor state of their service.

OMOH, AIRTEL DON SHOW ME SHEGE THESE FEW DAYS... 🤷
What Is the situation in your area?

Efuaye:
Twenty Five years of unbroken democracy, how has Nigerians fared?

I remember all the events that preceded May 29, 1999. There was excitement everywhere that at last the military was exiting the political stage in the annals of our history but today a lot of people will tell you that things are not in any way better, especially in these last few years!

The question is, Where were you and how old were you in 1999?

Is this the democracy you hoped for?

Are we there yet?

joshchisimdi:
Omotola Jalade has slammed Lagos Police Spokesperson, Bala Elkana who in an interview with BBC Pidgin claimed tattoo and dreadlock is new to Nigerian culture and also why the police arrest youths sporting it. 

Recall we reported that Bala Elkana who alleged that police authorities have noted a connection between cultism and people that sport dreadlocks and draw tattoos on their bodies, condemned the killing of Kolade Johnson whose death has led to viral social media campaigns. The Lagos Police spokesperson who alleged that tattoo and dreadlock is strange to our culture, further disclosed that most of the cultists that have been arrested wear dreadlocks or have tattoos on them.

However Omotola Jalade who slammed the Lagos Police Spokesperson over the claims made, stated that he needs mental evaluation, retrained and re-educated. She wrote; 



https://unclesuru.com/2019/04/03/omotola-jalade-slams-lagos-police-spokesperson-says-he-needs-mental-evaluation/

alBHAGDADI:
All these people who have spoken in support of her have shown they don't even know the word of God. Firstly, what she said is no different from scam of the highest order.

Secondly, she is not authorized to preach in the house of God because she is a woman. The Bible states that woman are to learn in silence while in the congregation and never to teach. So, for all these preachers to be showing her support when they ought to be shunning her, is enough to show they know nothing about the Bible and what it teaches. No wonder many of them have questionable character.

My sermon this Sunday will show you how wrong it is for a woman to teach in Church. Jesus even called such women JEZEBEL.

STAY TUNED.

spycee1:
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The way a newly married couple posed in one of their traditional marriage photos has earned them criticisms from social media users.

In the photo, the Nigerian couple is seen doing a sexually suggestive pose. While they were criticised by a lot of social media users, they were also praised by some, who say it shows they have a playful relationship.

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More @: http://trendinghelm..com/2018/07/see-this-viral-couples-traditional-pre.html

Faithway10:
From; Amagitesblog.com

Former big brother Naija housemate, Anto Lecky shared this sexy bikini photo, and she looks absolutely stunning

itspzpics:
The Hustle Is Real!!!

47years Old Nollywood Actress Judith Chichi Okpara Mazagwu Aka Afrocandy On Job Duty, Seriously Working For Her Money by showing her customer her body on a web camera.



News source :: http://www.praizenews.com/47years-old-nollywood-actress-judith-chichi-aka-afrocandy-on-job-dutypicsvideo/

ayusco85:
http://saharareporters.com/2018/07/24/breaking-tension-saraki-sneaks-self-national-assembly-rickety-vehicle

ayusco85:
http://saharareporters.com/2018/07/24/breaking-tension-saraki-sneaks-self-national-assembly-rickety-vehicle

Mrop:
A twitter user Mhyiss oyin dropped a bomb tweet on twitter recently Saying Sex on the first date doesn’t make you cheap it’s called relationship interview.

See hilarious responses below.


Gist from praize news


News source :: http://www.praizenews.com/sex-on-the-first-date-doesnt-make-you-cheap-twitter-user-photos/

Teniola2000:
Just after the Match Between Croatia and England yesterday.. This brutal fight started among fans watch video below;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__EzI-yHnk0

Source: JoelsBlog

Teniola2000:
Just after the Match Between Croatia and England yesterday.. This brutal fight started among fans watch video below;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__EzI-yHnk0

Source: JoelsBlog

Tessyama1:
From; Amagitesblog.com

Nollywood actor and comedian Williams Uchemba has already taken steps to help a 10-year-old plantain hawker, Joseph, who was spotted selling plantain at night, on the street in Lagos.

The actor posted on his Instagram page that he is searching for the boy, and under few hours someone found him.

Uche wrote;

"Can someone please help me get to this child or his parents..I need a number or something...please.. whoever just took this picture should help me go back there..he is not suppose to be on the street."

After he was found, Uche posted the above photo and wrote;

"I found him..his name is Joseph and I was just told he hasn’t eaten anything for 3 days well this is his last day on the street. Thanks @queen_stephaniejames and @unilagolodo for finding him."

Uche then have a video call with him and wrote;

"So I had a video chat with Joseph, he is 10 years old and his from akwa Ibom state. He told me that he is living with a woman that took him from his parents in the village and promised that she will send him to school in Lagos because his parents couldn’t afford to train him, but when he got to Lagos instead of school the lady put him on the street to sell things and bring money back to her. I have tried to talk with the lady to have a better understanding of the situation but she doesn’t want to talk instead she said we can take the boy.I have spoken with Joseph and he said he wants to go back home and go to school because his parents who he hasn’t seen or spoken to doesn’t know that he is hawking in Lagos , and yes he hasn’t eaten in 3 days.. Anyway I want to clean him up today and put him on the flight today to akwa Ibom with some people, know what the parents needs and put him on Scholarship with the help of God.He has a bright future( I can tell) and if not for anything kids his age are not suppose to be on the street but in school..he is one out of many and I can’t take all off the road alone so I urge you to help the ones you can when you see the[/i]m.."

Uche then put Joseph in the next available flight to Akwa Ibom today to see his parents and then start school, which Uche has promised to sponsor.

Uche wrote;

"[i]My boy Joseph just boarded his flight to awka Ibom now...if you are in akwa Ibom you can go get him from the airport cos my team might need help with directions to his place..they will be landing in about 1hr from now..let’s get them off the road one by one and give them a promising future.. put a smile on someone’s face #Godislove #seekfirsttheGodskingdom"

Kudos Uche!!!


https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/07/see-how-actor-williams-uchemba-is-trying-to-change-a-plantain-hawkers-life-photos.html

emekabros2:
A primary school located in Lau Local Government Area of Taraba State where leaders of tomorrow are trained.Shame!Shame!Shame!



Source: http://9jaggist..com/2018/07/see-condition-of-primary-school-in.html

mhd5757:
Hey nairalanders, what do you think? Is this normal? Marriage doesn't appeal to me at all same as having kids, I prefer having dogs even now i have 2 of them and as soon as I get a job and make enough money I plan on getting 3 more making them 5 in number. I know most people, the first thing they want to do as soon as they get a job is to get married and have kids but not me, I'm also not interested in having a girlfriend, though I used to have one back then when I was in the university but we were forced to leave each other being that she had to go back to her country and I had to come back to Nigeria.
After that I got another girl here in Nigeria, but I had to leave her because she was too expensive and she was draining me financially. After that, I just lost interest in relationships and I decided to be single, I decided that even if I feel the need to lay with a woman I can just go to an ashawo hotel or get a steady woman who I can be calling any time I need company. I think this is the lifestyle that suits me especially in this harsh economy, its easier for me. If I get married and have kids imagine all the money I'm going to have to be spending, excess groceries, all kinds of bills, school fees and the list goes on.
At least having a steady woman to call like maybe once a week can't be as expensive as getting married and supporting a wife.
Also having dogs can't be as expensive as raising kids, with dogs all I need to do is to buy their feed, their grooming products and pay for their medical bills and probably training fees too but with kids and a wife imagine all the bills, the lists keep compiling and they never end.
What is your take on this? What do you think?

NaijaNeedsRev:
Her Husband made Sexual Assault Allegation On This Corper

Good day Nairalanders! I'm a corps member currently serving in a north central state. There's this hairdresser in my street whom I did rapour with. I mean just an open conversations. She happened to understand my language, the reason why we talk. To my utmost surprise, my male neighbour called me few weeks ago to tell me that my gists are in the mouths of the people in the street, that the said woman's husband had sent her packing because he claimed she's having an affair with me. I was shocked because I am innocent. Though my neighbour said people are already fighting for me in my back.

As I am a man of my ego and integrity, I perceived this as image tarnishing then I was planning to pick up the issue and Sue the husband but my neighbour got in my way and said since the man did not enter a face-off with me, I should not opt for that. #your kind pieces of advice Pls!

WotzupNG:
A woman has taken to Instagram to narrate how she and her husband safely delivered their first baby at home without the help of midwives. Her narration and pictures are seen below.




http://www.purplefeel.com/2017/11/beautiful-couple-delivered-first-baby.html

Makapedia:
@VIVIANGIST

“Limit the dick intakes. Pity your future husband. Don’t turn that small town to an express road” - Nigerian Lady



Via : http://www.viviangist.ng/limit-the-dick-intakes-pity-your-future-husband-dont-turn-that-small-town-to-an-express-road-nigerian-lady/

Cc; lalasticlala

britzreus:
Notorious Kidnapper, Pilot, Who Killed Catherine Okorie, Escapes From Police Custody In Ebonyi State

One of the suspects who allegedly kidnapped, killed and buried an elderly woman, Mrs Catherine Okorie in Ishiagu, Ivo local government area of Ebonyi state has allegedly escaped from police custody in Abakaliki, the capital of Ebonyi State.

Catherine hailed from Ishiagu and was kidnapped in her residence on January 18, 2017.

Recall, her abductors killed her four days later and buried her in a shallow grave located in a forest bordering Lokpanta in Umunneochi and Awgu council areas of Abia and Enugu States respectively, for reportedly recognizing one of them.

According to new telegraph, the suspect whose name was given by the police as Ogonna Alioka alias Pilot when he was paraded alongside other suspected criminals in August 8, 2017, allegedly escaped on the night of 22nd October 2017.



This was disclosed to reporters in Abakaliki by the son of the deceased, Mr Ikechukwu Okorie, in his residence in Abakaliki.

The visibly angry son said that although he was yet to be briefed officially by the police, the intelligence information available to him was that the suspect was no longer in the police cell.

“Do you know the one that is paining us?” he angrily queried. “We spent our money and other resources; we funded the expeditions and this thing happened on January 18 and she was killed on 22nd of the same January.

“By July 31, 2017, we caught the man that drove the vehicle to my compound the day they kidnapped my mother.

“God delivered him into our hand. My brother do you know what we are hearing? That Mr Ogonna Alioka that we know how much we spent for him to be caught since 31st July 2017 has disappeared from the cell they kept him. They said this man disappeared from the police cell last Sunday being 22nd October 2017.

“Where do they tell that kind of nonsense? And this is a man that has given a foundation-shaking confessional statement.

Our lawyers mounted pressure on the police to arraign this man in court since 31st July. This is October but they are yet to do that.

“They kept dig-dallying only for us to hear from the back door that he is no longer there. However they did it; whatever caused them to release the person that went, kidnapped and shot our mother dead and they would not arraign the person. However the person disappeared, I am sure that Ebonyi State Police Command is joking. It’s a joke of the century” he thundered.

He alleged that a prominent politician from Ishiagu community [names withheld] who he alleged had a hand in the fate of his mother has been making efforts to close up the matter.

When contacted on the telephone, the state Commissioner of Police, CP Titus Lamorde, referred our correspondent to the Police Public
Relations Officer, ASP Loveth Odah.

However, all calls and text message to her were neither answered nor replied two hours later before this report was filed.


Source: New Telegraph

See more at >> https://www.celebsnest.com.ng/notorious-kidnap-suspect-escapes-police-custody/

cc lalasticlala cc mynd44

Priscy01:
A Nigerian guy, Ray KatiNns on Facebook has shared excruciating details of how he had three-some with a Facebook Girl and Her room-mate.

Here’s what he wrote below;


Culled From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/facebook-guy-shares-details-of-how-he.html

hysteriabox:
Morning y'all.
I wonder if schools today still use acronyms and formulate songs to aid learning. I remember being taught the first 20 element but it just dint stick. So our Intro tech teacher ( Mr Benshak-God rest his soul) was passing by and when he noticed, he came in and tot us a song he learnt when he was in school. I ll recite and hope it helps someone. Here goes...


Hydrogen. H He
Helium. He HEy
Lithium Li LIttle
Beryllium Be BEtty
Boron B Bought
Carbon. C Car.
Nitrogen. . N Not
Oxygen. O Old
Fluorine. F Fashioned.
Neon Ne NEw
Sodium Na NAughty
Magnesium. Mg MaGdalene.
Aluminium. Al ALL
Silicon Si SIng
Phosphorus P Pop
Sulfur S Song.
Chlorine. Cl CLear
Argon Ar ARound
Potassium K. Kabwir
Calcium Ca. CAve.

Please share how you got these 20 elements to stick to your memory.

newsynews:
Wow!

I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood.

D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her.

What?

No shaking

I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too.

I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho...

Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in.

To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home.

Wow, smart!

The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall.

Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow.

I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart.

D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite.

Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them.

Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls.

The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me.

I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?"


Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson.


See Me see missed calls.

Greyworld:
God's own state.



Aba4live

funny enuf not even 1 yoruba state...oops! Lagos 2 save d day.

joshkiddies:
Graduating from school should be a day of celebration right? Well, we get all that but the way this lady celebrated her graduation has gotten many Twitter users upset, and they've reacted to it.

Here's the reaction @nunuobe got for her 'Yeah this is to all my fucking haters, suck my pussy' tweet;

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/07/way-lady-celebrated-graduation-gotten-many-upset.html

Lalasticlala

hopefulLandlord:
Religious belief is an invisible security blanket for insecure individuals.
Closeted minds will continue to allow brainwashing and indoctrination by religious leaders that there is a 'god', and there was a 'jesus', in order that the people with closed minds allow themselves to be controlled so that the various Corporations (churches) remain profitable as the tax-free money continues to roll in. people center their lives around a fairy-tale. All that time, energy and money centered on a lie. For some it's a business, for others it is the central cause of division within their family. Religion sucks. All of them.
Abrahamic religion especially is all lies. Its a fantasy created for control, to impoverish the masses and keep them humble. No longer are chains and whips required, we can control people thru a promise in a book . The government loves evangelistic preaching . It subdues masses, keeps them paying taxes, makes them docile, humble meek low self esteem folks just waiting till death for some promises they will never get. Provisions, prayer requests, blessings for behavior, recompence for offerings and tithes, fruitful accomplished life , all this and more ....you gotta believe !! Faith and the promise of hope.... for some imaginary posthumous expectations

mozele:
Good day guys. I'd like to hear what you have to say about this issue.

I and some of my friends already acquired a National Diploma (ND) from a reputable polytechnic in the northern part of Nigeria.
In a bid to further our education, we are thinking of persuing a Bsc. and HND respectively at the same time. For instance, i'm thinking of Bsc. in Economics or any other relevant social science courses and an HND in Business Administration.

The B.sc will be on a full time basis while the HND will be on part-time(i.e weekends). Our thoughts however is that whichever university we gain admission into through Direct-Entry, we'll also apply for a polytechnic in the same state.

I don't know if it has ever be done before. For those in the academia, we would like to hear your opinion if it is advisable to carryon or have a rethink.

Your thoughts are welcome.
Thank you.

Emmyloaded:
One of the frequently asked questions by Students is the list of best courses to study in Nigeria. Admitted course of study matters a lot. Our major information and advice here is to help you learn how to research your ideal subject, understand the type of course that suits you and where you should go to study.

Other factors to consider when choosing a University to study are the reputation of the University, graduate employment rate, the general ranking of the institution and the quality of facilities present in the university.

The regret of most persons today is that they didn’t have the adequate information and guide to enable them choose the right courses of study.

Still wondering which course to study in Nigeria? Your answer is here. Today I will be Guiding you on the hot cake courses to study in Any Nigeria University.

However, you must understand that Irrespective of your course of study, when you show yourself worthy, employers will seek your services. The order of arrangement shouldn’t be a problem to you.

Hot Cake Courses To Study In Nigeria Universities

1. Nursing

Nursing as a course is seriously getting more exposure in Nigeria. Gone are the days when it was classed as female occupation. These days, more guys are going into nursing. Trust me, it is a hot cake course.

2. Law

The fact that lawyers are less patronized these days due to the level of corrupting in the country is not a strong signal that the course is not lucrative or profitable. You don’t need to limit yourself to court room. There are many other things to do as a lawyer. You can become an attorney for a big company or even a family lawyer and start earning big.

3. Accounting

As the name implies, accounting is the language of serious business. It is a very marketable and hot cake course in Nigeria.

4. Estate Management

You help people to manage their property and you get rewarded. This is what estate management is about. There are so many opportunities for estate management professionals both home and abroad. This course is indeed a hot cake.

5. Pharmacy

Meet the big guy.This course is very interesting especially when you study it in Uniben; you become Doctor of pharmacy immediately you graduate. Generally, Pharmacy is a lucrative, marketable and hot cake course. As a pharmacy graduate, self employment will not be a major problem to you.

6. Engineering

Meet the guys that intimate law and management science students with their lab coats and drawing boards. They do not joke with ELA, EMA and MEE. They are called Engineering students.

There is no year you will not find Engineering in the list of hot and most sought after courses. Engineering as a whole is a very nice course to study. Engineering courses sell in all major industries around the world.

7. Medicine

Many persons believe that medicine is overrated in Nigeria. The truth of the matter remains that medicine is a hot cake course. It is high paying and marketable both at home abroad.

8. Entrepreneurship

This is a newly introduced course in many Universities. With the economy situation of the country, developing entrepreneurial skills is the way. It is a very promising and hot cake course.

9. Mass Communication

Mass communication gives you the golden opportunity to meet new persons daily and as well penetrate both public and private sectors. They can work in TV stations, Newspaper publishing firms and so on.

10. Marketing

The demand for marketers is on the increase. Every company wants to make profit and as well establish their brand. This factor makes marketing as a course a hot cake.

11. Biochemistry

Biochemistry as a course is becoming more popular in Nigeria. You won’t have any regret studying it. It is hot cake right now.

12. Economics

Economics and accounting work hand in hand. It is a course you should think of studying. It pays…

13. Geology

Geologists study earth processes such as flood and earthquake. Since oil is the major source of revenue in Nigeria, Geologists are in good position to penetrate the sector.

14. Mathematics

This dy/dx has been the nightmare of many students right from primary school. Because many persons are afraid to major in mathematics, the demand for mathematicians has increased astronomically. Many firms are actively recruiting mathematicians. The course is currently a hot cake.

15. Architecture

Architecture is a very great course to study. One thing about architecture is that it makes you self employed. Architecture is a top course.

Source: http://www.emmyloaded.com.ng/hot-cake-courses-student-wants-study/