₦airaland Forum

Dis is too bad of man
My God 4giv u.
Also seek ur families 4giveness.

Eeeerhya... Was dat hw is happened? Sometin tells me u are saying d truth of d whole matter.
Well,i am also sorry 4 passing a quick judgment on u.
Just dat u went rather 2 far 2 inflict such bodily harm on ur collegue.
Once again, i am sorry & u ladies try and resolve ur differences. #Jesusluvsu#

Wia these said ladies on set 4 a vampire movie roles?
Are dey ''dragging'' d same guy?
If not, d ''BITEE'' shud be banned 4rm d movie industry 4 a stipulated number of years 2 serve as a measure of discipline in d movie industry.
And 2 d ''BITEN'' she shud be diagnozied of lassa virus & oda related viruses 2 ensure dat she is not infected wit any infection 4rm dat vicious attack.

i played all d games but d game dat i did not enjoy was d ''kite flying game'' bcox anytime i try 2 fly my kite it will hang on d electric poles & my friend will laff.

2rutalk1:
Devaluation is a DELIBERATE reduction in the value of a country's currency in relation to the currencies of other countries. Devaluation is different from depreciation. Whereas devaluation is deliberate, depreciation of currency is caused by some macroeconomic factors.

However, Devaluation is used to discourage import and encourage export of goods and services across borders.

How do we achieve this? When a country's currency is devalued, foreign goods (imports) become so expensive because the value of the country's currency has been reduced making the value of the currency of her trading partner to go up. In this case, the foreign country will be enticed to import from Nigeria (for instance) and our hitherto importers will equally buy Nigerian made products because of high cost of foreign goods. This makes our balance of payment to become favourable.

In the long run (in future), the high rate of export from Nigeria and low import of foreign products by Alaba guys (lol) will increase the value of our naira.

Mehn!.... Dis explaination is quite lucid 2 'we' as laymen but wia u dey OP b4 PMB chose dat ''Mrs. Kemi Adeosun'' as d finance minister wia we hav sure calibre of economists hia on Nairaland... Well,as 4 d devaluation of d naira hw will a commoner hav a feel of it?
Will it reduce d price of comodities in d market?
Will it make landlords reduce dia house & shop rents?
Will it in any way mak d current govt reduce d amount of fees paid in our various institutions of learning?
Questions dat are begging 4 answers.
#team#1=$1#

May God help all of us on Nairaland who are still believing God 4 job, my prayer 4 u all is 4 God 2 wipe ur tears of unemployment away soonest.

makzeze:
See The Beautiful Lady Olisa Metuh Gave $2 Million Cash To Invest

Part of Nigeria’s looted arms billions as allegedly given to Nneka Ararume, a so-called Wealth manager at ‘ARM company,’ to change to naira and invest on behalf of Olisa Metuh’s Destra Investments Limited.

Nneka testified to the EFCC that she collected $2 million in cash from PDP spokesman and thief, Olisa Metuh on December 2, 2014.

Part 1, Subsection 1 of the Nigeria’s Money Laundering Act of 2011 limits transported cash to no more than N5 million for individual and 10 million for corporation.

http://newsrescue.com/see-the-babe-olisa-metuh-gave-2-million-cash-to/#ixzz3yKWrdMsq

Is dis ''Nneka Ararume'' not Sen. Ifeanyi Ararume's daughter??

robosky02:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/197316-exclusive-shell-eni-in-fresh-trouble-as-nigeria-begins-moves-to-withdraw-opl-245-from-malabu-dan-etete.html

Hmmmmmm!!!... As much as i luv d change agenda of our present govt i still want 2 say dat dis withdrawal of Oil block(OPL 245) from Dan Etete is a more of a vendetta mission of d north against d south, neither will i be surprise dat dis is spareheaded by Atiku Abubakar cox of dia age long rift.

RichYoungNigger:
Number 1 : There is nothing like family curse, why are there no curse in C.Ronald, Messi, Dangote, Bill Gates family ??
This is just some dumb ass Nigerian mentality.

Number 2 : Who is God ??
When did God tell you he needs your money ?? Oh, you read it in the bible ??
Who wrote the bible ?? God ??
Have you seen C.Ronaldo, Messi,Obama pay any tithe ?? Yet these men are successful.
Do they go to church ??
Again this is also some dumb ass Nigerian mentality.


All i wanna tell you is everything happens for a reason, there may be a better job waiting for you.

...'A fool says in his heart that there is no God'...
Sorry 2 call u a 'fool' cox a glance at ur comment on dis platform makes me believe u are one of such fools.
#athiest#

Chommieblaq:
What are you waiting for?
Go to the hospital and stop seeking for help online.
We shouldn't joke with our health o, whenever one notice any abnormality in any part of the body, that person should go straight to the hospital n get a proper diagnosis, if u bring ur health problem online, ppl are bound to give u diff diagnosis and solutions, so how will u know the exact one.



Bros carry speed of light go hospital, better one o.

C'mon sense shud hav told u dat even b4 u came online 2 seek 4 pple's opinion & advice. Visit d nearest health center plz.

bumi10:
I think he is interested in what will happen to Dasuki and Nnamdi Kanu.......lol, Abi watin una think say him they read about?



- http://www.exlinklodge.com/2016/01/photo-of-day-checkout-who-went-to.html

Lolz... The Ram dey look for jamb past question paper...#lolz#

martyns303:
You sometimes watch a movie and found out you love the soundtrack more than the movie. Or that the soundtrack is just so nice you had to download it.

One of the most popular soundtrack this year will have to be See You Again by Wiz Khalifa for Fast n Furios 5.

My personal favorite soundtrack will have to be the soundtrack in Oblivion, track title Oblivion by M83 ft. Susanne Sandfor.

What is yours?

Lalasticlala is it worthy?

I so much luv d soundtrack 2 des movies namely:
Dairy of a Mad Black Woman = #Father can u hear me#
Fighting Temptation = #Ain't gud enof but He still luvs me#
The 3 Idiots = #All iz Well#
This Life = #Dis life is beautiful#
U can also add urs....lolz

binoosmart:
1. WRONG:: Kindly escort me to our school

- Correct:: Kindly ACCOMPANY me to our school.

2. WRONG:: No Blog Talkless of article

CORRECT:: No Blog let alone article.

3. WRONG:: My brother is presently in America -

WRONG:: My Brother is at present in America.

4. WRONG:: The book comprises of 5 chapters -

CORRECT:: The book comprises 5 chapters.

5. WRONG:: Raise up your hands -

CORRECT:: Raise your hands or Put your hands up.

6. WRONG:: I live in THIS Lagos -

CORRECT:: I live in Lagos.

7. WRONG:: It's her who came yesterday -

CORRECT:: It's SHE who came yesterday

8. WRONG:: We are stronger than them -

CORRECT:: We are stronger than THEY.

9. WRONG:: They are richer than us -

CORRECT:: They are richer than WE.

10. WRONG:: Binoosmart is very good IN Maths -

CORRECT:: Binoosmart is very good AT Maths.

11. WRONG:: I was displeased for what he did -

CORRECT:: I what displeased WITH what she did.

12. WRONG:: Let me repeat it again -

CORRECT:: Let me SAY it again.

Hey Nairalanders add yours.

By Yakubu Binuyaminu Adeiza @Binoosmart

Source:: www.ebiraland..co.ke/2015/12/wrong-diction-and-unnecessary-use-of.html

Wrong: I am licking orange
Correct: I am eating orange

Wrong: I am chewing chewing-gum
Correct: I am chewing gum

investigator007:
http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-REB-34668
Another Nigerian making us proud.

Mehn!!... Congrats 2 u #Cuba Gooding Snr.#...LOLZ

Dafe20:
He needs no introduction at all. Cyril Stober, an
ace newscaster on the Nigerian Television
Authority (NTA) has been around for decades, pursuing his passion in his chosen career, broadcasting.

Before the advent of private stations in Nigeria,
listening to the NTA news at 9 everyday was
always a wonderful moment for many families in
Nigeria.

Watching Frank Olize, Hon. Abike Dabiri on NTA
Newslines and all the stories of what was
happening around the country was amazing.
Saturday mornings were also magical with the
likes of late Yinka Craig on Morning Ride.

Watching Sienne All Well Brown, Ruth Benemesia
Opia, John Momoh and the late Tokunbo Ajayi on
NTA news was so intriguing.

Everybody admired the authority and eloquence
with which they delivered the news. He's
anchored several editions of NTA news and other
programmes for years. Let's hear your wishes for
him. Congrats,
Congratulations Sir Cyril Stober!
cuteprinz


https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=909273675830006&id=100002421463577&refid=7&_ft_=qid.6226391554327703539%3Amf_story_key.8438108880947657569

Although he shud hav long retired but i luv his eloquence while dishing out d news more especially during ''NEWSLINE @ 9''
i wish him well in his future endeavour.

baby124:
How come you are showing a minor's breast like this on social media? This Twitter handle is a pervert. We get that she was wounded badly, but why are you showing the poor girls breast to the world? Why don't you help her? What are we supposed to do with a picture of her breast Seun and mods need to do better

Hey!!!
Mr.Man stop dis ''holier dan thou attitude'' hia. Does ur own fone show d face of d said ''Minor''?
If not why are u attackin d OP

I rep my primary school ''IMSU Staff School Aba'' at some point it was changed 2 ''ABSU Staff School Aba'' due 2 state creation but i rep ''GOLFCOURSE PRIMARY SCHOOL (1) ABA'' d most bcox dat is wia i rediscovered my academic potentials
I rep ''NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL ABA (IBONACO)'' due 2 inter & intra school clashes i left d school 2 finish in ''COMMUNITY SECONDARY SCHOOL ISIALA-MBANO''
I rep my alma mata d school of schools,ilaya d lake,home of d rising & shining stars, d bedrock of academic excellence ''IMO STATE UNIVERSITY OWERRI''
I rep my crush ''TORONTO UNIVERSITY CANADA'' (M.sc in view)

Estharfabian:
Lesbianism! Gayism!! Blah! blah! blah!

Y'all Should just mind Your business...


BtW...I Attended A Boarding school and I'm Strictly straightly straight......

Hahahaha!!!
It seems ur case hav been mention
From d way u sound wit ur write it appears u wia a ''Chiefoo'' back den dats if u are still not 1.
Plz tak my advice shun such act of self destruction if u are ''LESBIAN/GAY''.
#JESUS LUVS U

viviangist6:
I Continue to wonder why or is that just a joke , why such Disgrace , Mali players, i know will get something bigger from Their Government why , the champions Getting 20k , that's Not Fair , what going On Or is it because of the #Fuelscarcity ..

source http://viviangist.com/u-17-eaglets-to-receive-20k-each-eaglets-disgraced

Photo Credit Nigerian Pilot Newspaper

Cc; lalasticlala ,ishilove

Dey are ''U-17'' for crying out loud my amiable N/Landers. Hw much do u guys tink dat wud hav been beta 4 boiz who are not yet up to 18yrs of age? Yes,i believe Jonathan,he wud hav splashed millions on each of dem dia by corrupting dia mind as such placing monetary gains ahead of National servix. Ask of wat u will do 4 Nigeria not wat Nigeria will do 4 u
#changeweneed

bastien:
A good friend of mine will be spending another year at home because of federal university otuoke (fuotuoke). She scored 238 in jamb and 307 in pume yet they didn't consider her for admission, some one that scored 182 in jamb and 172 in pume was given admission on merit list..... Abi to score high na crime again?


Is there any way she can sue the school? Or any ministry responsible for such case?

She is dying, heart broken..... She needs your help guys.

Thanks

What sort of rubbish is dat?
238 in Jamb & 307 in putme?
Call me on dis 08099028938.
Let me see wat i can do

Aminat508:
#ForBAbyLight

I can bet dat many of my fellow N/Landers hia barely remember 2 wash dia ''nose-line'' (i.e: d corner of dia nose)... Me sef wey dey post sef barely wash mine.. Lol.. U see

sonOfLucifer:
Jesus is a lie. He is never coming back.

unless im wan make we beat am again.

Waaaaaaat!!! Dis is ''BLASPHEMY''. Kai! May God hav mercy on u.

Agathabishen:
Good day house, I have a younger sister who is almost 17yrs. She gave birth to a baby boy june last year, the boy that inpregnated her denied the pregnancy but we rallied around her as a family and bought everything she need and also take care of her and the baby. But just some months after she gave birth she always argue and exchange words with my mum. She will always carry the baby to the baby daddy & stay till around 10pm. She doesn't want to help my mum in the house, I am a poultry farmer & she always steals egg from my farm & takes it to her baby daddy‘s mum. She disrespects me, my mum & my elder brother always. I have alot of dreams for my sister & i wanted her to have a good future but she is already a drop out. Now my mother wants to send her out of the house but i still want her to make good use of her life but she doesn't see it that way.

House what can i do to put her back on track? Thanks

Bro u certainly need God's intervention just take it 2 God in prayers,i believe He will restore ur sister's mind.

chimere66:
The new advert is very hilarious with Tiwa Savage,Wizkid and Seyi Shay used in the portrait.The advert, along with artwork was unveiled to introduce the new 60cl Pepsi bottle, also known as ‘Long Throat’.

After the announcement of Seyi Shay as new Pepsi brand ambassador for Nigeria, the company today released a set of new adverts featuring the singer, Tiwa Savage and Wizkid.This follows some days of a highly successful week-long #ThingsILongThroatFor hashtag campaign which had several celebrities like Tiwa Savage, Wizkid, Seyi Shay, Banky W, Davido, and hundreds of fans sharing their ‘Long Throat’ wishes.

Source: http://trezzy2..com/2015/11/fwd-tiwa-savagewizkid-seyi-shay-appear.html

Hahahahahahahahaha
Oh! Mehn... Wizkid bi resemble ''I GO DIE'' wit him long neck (throat)... Lolz

TitiJJ:
By JUMI RHODES

Psychologist-cum-businessman Adejoro Olumofin is famous on the social media for tackling various relationship/marital issues via his Instagram timeline "joroolumofin". In one of the most shocking emails he received from a lady, Olumofin says "I was speechless when I got this.. Does this really happen?" Below is the email as sent by the lady to Olumofin:
Hello DoktorMofi,
Please I want to know if this is normal or any woman has experienced it before? My boyfriend has been demanding the most unbelievable thing from me these past months. He wants to be licking my private area when am on my period. I first thought he was joking then he got angry and said am judging him, that his ex allowed him to do it. Because I love him, I allowed him a few times, but I used pillow to cover my face because I was shy and didn't want to see the blood. I know he won't see this because he is an older guy and not an online person, but I am now scared because he counts my cycle every month and am thinking it's spiritual. Help me ask your Instagram people if it's normal. What should I do? He is very nice to me though and gentlemanly.

This bizarre revelation has generated hundreds of comments on Olumofin's Instagram timeline:


preyefreeman: Girl it is abnormal, totally doesn't sound right. I suggest you talk to a pastor and pray well because that might lead you to the grave. May God guide and protect you iJN!!! Amen


glitzabelle: I like that this lady knows it's spiritual. Honey, he's def using it for something. No sane guy will EVER do that. Some men won't even do cunninglingus. Am so disgusted by this. Pls pray and fast consistently. Run far away from that man. He's up to no good


tutusbeninajebutter: Jesus Christ of Nazareth! Blood of God!! Holy Moses!!!


ola_torera: This isnt normal o...i had someone who gave anonymous testimony about this.... it is spiritual, who enjoys head?it's supposed to be you not him demanding especially again wen you are on your period.well,according to what was said concerning d anonymous testimony it has to do with a kind of convenant they had with darkness,glory sucker and may render all ur lyf useless


http://dawntodusknews.com/help-my-boyfriend-licks-my-menstrual-blood-nigerian-lady-cries-out/

My Milady u don't an Angel 2 tell u dat ur ''so-called'' b/friend is up to sometin sinisterous but since seek 4 public opinion hia my simply advice 2 u is 2 FLEE cox no amount of luv he has 4 u can mak him 2 enjoy lickin ur ''menstrual flow'' he is DEVILISH.
#embermonthspirit

obiremy:
Governor Nyesom Wike of Rivers state and his wife Eberechi, were yesterday at the Rivers state government thanksgiving held at Obi Wali International Conference Center in Port Harcourt.

Speaking at the thanksgiving service, Wike said:

“I was minister in this country and I was given the highest responsibility and today some people are struggling to be a minister, and they are celebrating to be a minister as if nobody has been a minister in this state.

I guess dis shud be his outgoing thanksgiving servix atleast 2 he is grateful 2 God 4 having made him enjoy d taste of leadership in river state 4 d past 4 months if not he wud hav long gone b4 now...
#changeweneed
#saibuhari
#sairotimi
#saidakuku
Lolzzzzzzz!

dre11:
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/police-brutality-my-brothers-started-talking-sister/

... Oh mhen! Dat Babe nah confam ''CRUSHER'' ooo ...

saintopus:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/assemblies-of-god-church-drags-factional-group-to-efcc-over-embezzlement/

I am not surprise dat sumtin like dis cud happen or will i say is happenin' in churches today becox it has already been foretold even b4 d church came into existance (2Tim. 3:1-9)... May God help d church
#injurytime

vivianblog1:
Money has different names !!!
In church its called (offering),
in school its (fee),
in marriage it's called (dowry),
in divorce (alimony),
when u owe someone its (debt ),
when u pay the government (tax),
in court (fines),
civil servant retirees (pension)
boss to workers (salary),
master to subordinates (wages),
when u borrow from bank (loan),
when u offer after a service (tip),
to kidnappers (ransom),
illegally received in d name of service (bribe).

The question is "when a man gives it to his girlfriend what do we call it??Answer __________?

source - https://instagram.com/p/873r2VG4IJ/?taken-by=aycomedian

....''Miscellaneous''....

nicholasis:
I just graduated and the next phase of my education is to serve my country for one year, but i later realised that if i am given an opportunity to select a state to serve for my NYSC i won't even know what to say because i don't even know the best states that will be a huge advantage to a corper . In order for me to be able to make a good choice on the states i decided to do a little digging on this topic , i didn't do this for myself alone but for the sake of other corpers like me .

For the sake of those students graduating this year and the once that has graduated and preparing for their NYSC services ( National Youth Service Corps) i have compilled this list of Best States For NYSC In Nigeria. Graduating from school is one thing but making choice of the best Nigeria cities or state to serve is another thing . The esssense of this article is to guilde students going for their NYSC service the best states and cities to serve considering factors like security , standard of living and pay (also called ALAWI).
Best 5 States to serve in Nigeria And They Are The Hishest Paying States

1.Ogun
2. Lagos
3.Plateau
4.Enugu
5. Anambra
6. Rivers
7. Abuja
8. Osun
9. Akwa Ibom
10. Cross River
11. Osun
12. Ekiti
13. Ekiti State
14. Delta
15. Abia

Source

If u didn't include ''NASARAWA STATE'' den d list is incomplete. Personally i am happy & opportuned 2 serve my country in d capacity as a corps member in a wonderful town like ''TOTO LGA in NASARAWA STATE''.
Longlive my ppa #GSS TOTO-WEST
Longlive my lga #TOTO LGA
Longlive d scheme #NYSC
Longlive ....#NIGERIA
To all prospective corps members i wish all d best of servix year ahead
#KOPAWEEEEE
Much luv 4rm me ''EX-KOFA. SAM'' 2 U.

otabuko:
I like to see things like this..........kikikihihihihahaha

Since u lik 2 see sometin lik dis, u will one day fall a victim of sometin lik so u will knw hw pple lik dis feels wen sometin lik dis happens 2 pple lik dem.
Say AMEN 2 dis #mugu

akksplendor:
OMG! That came out of someone's body? A Popular Nigerian social media comedian based in Ukrane ran a challenge tagged Common sense. The challenge was for 4 weeks that saw winners emerge every week, with weekly winnings of $500. The first week winner was Thespian_nozy (below).

He recently contacted Dr Craze that the money he won saved his life. It was used to remove a mass from his stomach. Find after the cut message conversation and the contestant post on IG.

http://www.splendormag.com/2015/10/omg-see-what-doctors-remove-from.html

Mehn!!!
Dat looks lik fibroid but he is not man nah... Tnk God he is hale 'n' hearty.