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SmartMen:
How many people does the pastors have under their employ compared to companies such as Amazon that has over 5000 people under their employ, aside top company directors, share holders and the likes that th CEO has to report to?

Education is just useless to most of you Nigerians.

So because Amazon to u have more employee than a single pastor has made the owner of Amazon busier than a pastor?
I don't even understand how you people that claim that u are more educated than other even reason.
I wonder how u managed to even pass exams in school.

So what u said up there really make sense to u?

Oga, the number of employees u have does not determine how busy or less busy u will be. What determines that is actually what you(ur goal/drive) do or want to achieve.

U may have millions of employees and decide to trust ur responsibilities to others and goes ahead to sleep. U can also decide to ignore ur employees and cruise ur life.

U only focused on the number of direct employees of a pastor. That was a wrong calculation. Do u know that every member of that Pastor's church is the Pastor'e responsibility? Do u know that even members from many different churches and even non-church goers and even people from other faith most times want to have access to a Pastor. Do u also realize that there are days a Pastor will sit down from morning till night attending to people's problems. Praying for and with them. Dishing out different portions of the Bible to sooth their wounds and others to encourage and build them. They may do this for like 2 to 3 days per week.
They will also organize night vigils and the next day, they continue to attend to u and I.

They travel to many places for the gospel. I wonder what made u think that these Pastors are not really busy people.

freemanbubble:
You dull finish
Most Nigerians are so young, dumb and broke

Birds of a feather
Not birds of the same feather

Now to the topic:
You see the criminality in every humans especially Nigerians
We be thieves
You scam a scammer and you dey happy

Why won't she be happy. U expected to hear when she will be crying that she was scammed.
What she did is called self defense. If u kill in the process of defending urslf, u ar not a murderer nor a criminal.

MissRaine69:
You did not understand the response and secondly employers this part of the world seek to employ the extraordinary not the ordinary.

So, that 'table" response makes u extraordinary?

Rosarie:
No amount of money can buy happiness.
I will rather grow in grace with a young boo and KNOW WE have definitely made it by his grace than this thrash.
No companionship .
The man will be full of archaic ideas
You can't flow well cos you know are despensible.
You are lonely
How sex wan be sef.
You guys can not play like young couples.
You are careful not to step on toes.
So many no's for me.
Even the ned had a journey before he became a billionaire.
If he can then a young man can

That is ur own choice. Must u force it down to others.
To you, ur choice is very good and any other choice that does not follow ur pattern is trash.
Can u pls leave the girl alone.
Everyone has now turned a moral teacher on this girl's matter.

SmartMen:
pastors are the most busiest people on earth? The kind of rubbish most of you have decided to dump your brains somewhere say to justify your stupidity is shocking.

Prove him wrong with your own fact and stop acting like you have better idea when u really don't.

Dis one don take style say her own mind concerning Regina's marriage.

*She as a parent will not give her daughter out for teen marriage. That means, she did not support Regina's mother consent to the girls's marriage.
*She encourages pen and not penis for young girls. That is, she condemns Regina for choosing to get married now instead of pursuing her education

Ok...Madam, we understand ur stand very well.

Next pls

Sierusvirus:
It’s obvious you don’t understand the question after giving you details for better understanding.

A company doesn’t understand the word METAPHOR when they have better experienced candidate who are so qualified to add value ( ideas to increase cash flow) to them.

- How many people gives metaphoric answers in an interview and get the job?

I believe a straight forward question demands a straight forward answer and not sacaraitical answer.

You might not understand now but later.
You have right to your opinion but within your subconscious, it doesn’t make any sense.

Am not here to force words out of people because it’s not my concern.

Anybody can give answers to prove smart but doesn’t solve or answers the question.

Failed to say something, just here to read ....

My brother, you have summarized it.

UyaiIncomparabl:
In that case, I don't know then. I will just be coming to chop his money.

Chaiii....men are really in trouble. I pity our young men hoping to get married.
That some of us were very fortunate to marry yesterday's women and not these present day slay queens.

UyaiIncomparabl:
The question is, what does he want?

You don't need to know what he wants before bringing it up. That will amount to nothing.

You just have to come with the special attribute that will sweep him off his feet which will make him have a special respect for you.

What special attributes/qualities or trait are u coming with?

Mr. Seun,
With all due respect, I will like you to pay a little attention to this open letter and see if there is a thing you can do about this.

I am fortunate to meet Nairaland when it used to be like one happy family. When every post is bn discussed appropriately, concentrating on the objective of the post. Where you will see intelligent exchange of ideas.
Those days when every member respects the rules of this forum and when your Moderators were not biased.

It is very unfortunate to see that all those good days are fast fading. Nairaland has gradually becomes a forum without rules or a forum where the rules can be disobeyed by will by members and even the Mods and nothing happens.
Here has become a platform to propagate tribal and religious division and it seems that you and your moderators love it.
Nairaland has also become a place where even the most important and intelligent threads are relegated to the backyard while those less important are seen adorning the frontpage.

Mr Seun, what has happened to your forum rules of not derailing a thread? Why do you and your Mods play blind eyes to those going contrary to this rule?
Let me draw your attention to one of such people. I don't want to believe that you and your mods have not, severally, seen that betting adverts appearing on almost every thread in this forum. Most times, the advert will tend to take up one full page. Some of those doing this are scammers, duping some innocent and gullible ones. Does this forum support such?
I am fully aware you are here to make money. So you need every click, read, like and post, but I don't think it ends there.

Mr. Seun, I know that you are a very intelligent and decent man. I also believe that there are so many forums you will not like to join because of the kind of post and way things are treated there. Yes, there are many people already feeling this way about our dear Nairaland.
Don't just focus only on the money you will generate.
This forum is like a football club. Football should entertain and also generate money. Any club that only focuses on making money without entertaining its fans will soon start losing the support of its fan. When that happens, it may also not be able to make as much money it needed.

My passionate plead through this letter is for you to take a look into this great forum, reorganize it. Make it to be what it used to be. Curtail some excesses of most of you fans. I know this is a very difficult task but it worth doing. Be a little more firm on your rules' enforcement. Don't allow toxic fans to destroy this beautiful forum.
Reform this forum to be able to offer us wonderful avenue for acquiring wisdom and knowledge, having great entertainment. A forum to bring Nigerians together instead of a place to plant and nurture hatred against one another.

I sincerely believe you will do something concerning this as I hope to see this forum greater than it is today.

God Bless Seun
God Bless Nairaland
God Bless Nairalanders
God Bless Nigeria
God Bless Psoul

Biglittlelois:
A promising thread has turn to something else........

That is Nairaland for you.

In Nairaland, we have different types of ppl with different level of understanding.
Don't provoke the Nairaland community by forming you are more intelligent or the wisest person than all of them.
They will come against you.
I have not seen any post here that is not derailed at one point or the other. That is the twist the forum has taken. Even the Mods are enjoying it that way.

Stanweezy:
Imagine one is a mechanic while the other two are truck pusher and farmer. I thought this pastors receive divine calling abi na poverty triggered their ambition to join priesthood?

What were the job of the 12 Disciples of Jesus Christ before Christ met them?

I blame the Pastor who even said that non of them was even a Pastor before he met them. He lacks the wisdom of God in him and he is arrogant.
The spirit of God may have departed from him.

Was he born a pastor. If actually that God called him, was he already a pastor before Christ met him?

So many people will just inherit hell fire just because they chose to be a pastor.

Hw do u expect her and the kids to sleep well when their bedroom has boundary with that river?
The Queen of that coast must constantly be visiting the kids and ur wife at night, waking them up intermittently.

matify83:
That Shirt you see him wearing has a thousand replica in his wardrobe.

Are u his wardrobe manager?

Then why buying thousands of d same T-shirt. Same colour, same design and same size just for himself alone. He dey mad.

May be that is his workshop cloth.

PopeFlatino:
God forbid dat,u took this too far bro,even my family not fair

Seriously?
That man u are assuming that may die soon is someone's husband, father, brother etc and he is also someone's family.
U didn't see it dat way?

I will rather follow them to the station instead of arguing with them on the road.
They can easily kill u on the road and label u a criminal without u having any witness to nail the policemen.
It will be difficult for them to kill u in the station at the presence of many.

Pls ppl should stop arguing with those animals ooo.

PopeFlatino:
So in few years time,she might turn out a Widow @under25 . I hope this is not what am thinking.
.in other news ,My club just won the league but we are playing poorly,hope miracle happens on Wednesday shaa

Guy, u may even die before the man. All you family members may even die while the man and his beautiful wife are still hale and hearty.
Ur life no dey for ur hands.

They said that the man is a Muslim Cleric and he is working with 15 Criminal gangs, has a shrine and also demands money for parayers and no one is condemning him as a Cleric nor abusing his Allah or Mohammad.

If this same crime involves a Pastor or any Christian Cleric, the whole hell will get loosed. Many will even go overboard to blaspheme against God and Christ.

My point: As we have good Pastor, we also have the bad ones.
As we have good Muslim Clerics, we also have the bad ones too.

obinna58:

she will always miss this although her life

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Pls hw much can dat 6packs drop on someone's table?
Hw many Dubai trips can it afford?
Hw many comfortable houses and cool rides can it give?
Hw many important and rich ppl would love to meet u cos u have 6packs

Abeg take ur poverty ridden 6pack and give us that rich pot-belle.

Sierusvirus:
I just read some ladies write-up saying they are tables which they will offer to the man and it depends what he needs to do with it.

if this should be an examination question. It’s oblivious the person is getting ZERO marks.

To the ladies:
The question is :-
1. What flavor do you intentend to ADD to his life or rather those things that you will bring into his life that will positively change his life ( Adding value , earning your stay in his life or qualified to be part of his life).

Just like a company asking an individual “ what are those things ( experience that will generate cash flow into their system/ Organisation to convince them you are the right candidate to be employed, I don’t think your answer will be that YOU ARE BRINGING YOURSELF WITHOUT ADDING VALUE TO THEM OR YOU ARE A TABLE FOR THEM TO USE IN SITTING DOWN TO MAKE DECISIONS”””

Are you trying to tell the company they don’t have tables?

I am not surprised with some ladies responses even the OOH YES members. This has being an everyday questions to ladies and only a few who has something to add in a mans life knows the best response.

This is not a logic question but rather simple and straight forward.

Thank you my brother. I wonder how someone will say that she's a table wen asked what she'll be bringing into man's life. Well, she's entitled to her answer. We are not supposed to impose or alter her response. Pls let's allow her to remain her husband's table.

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Never u argue or say never to a man carrying gun not to talk a Nigerian Policeman carrying gun.

Be calm, pretend that u love and appreciate their job. Thank them for risking their lives to be on the road.
What u want is to pass them with ur life intact.
After that u can go ahead hating and cursing them behind them.

Only the wise can live in this country.

truthsayer009:
Choppinson actually means Sex. Period.

Well, I grew up when we referred to someone who is always out to eat, Choppinson.
I beliv that was when the world was still a decent place.
Probably u grew up when the world has already gotten so bad and u younger generation referred to sex as choppinson.

Chaiii... sometimes when I comes back home and meet my wife and the kids enjoying themselves with good meal, I will tease them by saying
Haaa.....Choppinsoooon.
I never knew they will be saying deep inside dem that Daddy is a corrupt man oo.
I won't use that word on the again.

MissRaine69:
Insulting me is not going to change anything. But if you feel it’s pertinent by all means carry on.
The few that got my earlier post, thank you. The rest foaming at the mouth...the floor is yours. I am not spending my whole Saturday trading insults with faceless people. So take it anyway you like.

Pretty sis, I don't think anyone mean to insult u. We are just trying to further analyze your analogy.
To me, I don't think that saying that you are the table fits well with what you really wanted us to understand.
A table does not struggle to or help in bringing what will be presented on top of it.
It only accepts any kind of food placed on top of it. It doesn't even reject whatever is placed on top of it.
Sometime, u can mess up the table without caring to clean it up.
So, is this really a position u want to assume in a man's house?

truthsayer009:
Madame tell us what you bring to the table and stop speaking English, we also went to school.

You are no different to that roasted yam lady on the street who says she is special & beautiful, as every woman claims they are all that.

For example: A Man would say:

1. I earn 7 figures
2. I am 6 ft tall
3. I am dark skinned with brown hair.
4. I have attained xyz level of education.
5. I can cook & other things etc

This is the question we asked you and you are there feeling fly, you cannot even articulate yourself properly.

Lol

She is the Table, so bring all u have made to me and let's devour it.

I initially made this summary and one Monika here was not comfortable with my analysis and wanted to twist my words.
If you are the table, it means you will not do anything than to accept the products of the man's sweat (Table doesn't bring what they put on top of it).
It means, you will sit there in the dinning room waiting for the man to come back and let the chopping begin.
I called it "choppinson" and that guy mistook it to be sex.

MariaLavina:
I'm going to be his AIR .

Babe, this is a complex statement. Can u pls break it down a little bit.
Who knows, someone be may impressed.

JasonScoolari:
I love the you're trying to to turn the tables all around.

-Trying to defend yourself when caught red handed.

Your chopinson in quote means what again?

So you think some of us are fools here?

Bro, you are very much free to carry on with whatever u want to beliv.
It won't change a thing.
I don't owe u more explanation dan the one already given.

Bye

JasonScoolari:
She just dropped a brilliant comment but you misunderstood it completely because you channel all your thinking to sex.

Have u seen hw crooked ur mind is?
I never mentioned sex in my post and where are u getting that from.

Oh!....cos u saw "chopinson" and to u daz means sex.

Bro, she said she is the table. What does table signify. Eating...right
Which means she is just out to eat everything food the husbands brings without bringing or helping to bring.
Any person that is just enjoying life without contributing, we always referred to as "choppinson."

So reduce the number of time u think about sex. I never meant that the lady is bringing sex to the man's house.

MissRaine69:
Firstly there is no Mr Right that’s the first mistake most make. I am not perfect so not looking for perfection.

So to your question which I have interpreted as “ What do you bring to the table as a woman?”
Is this correct?
My response is
I am the table.

Ok...thanks for your response.
In summary, you are telling us telling us that u are coming with nothing else than positioning urslf for just "chopinson"

Next

Why not use better cream if u are out to bleach. Why using this Topgel to bleach ur skin?

This Post is mainly for our dear and lovely sisters here.
We love you so much and know that there are many of you out there trying to add flavour to ur life and that of ur to be husbands.

We want to know about this.
As a young lady who really want to settle down with your Mr. Right, what flavour do u intend to add to his life.
What are those things that you will bring into his life that will make a very positive change to his life, job and life generally.

Please can we hear from you dearest sisters in the house.

anonymous96:
This story is a pure lie.. There is no way a teller can make this mistake.. Do you know how many hundreds she would count to get to 12000?..Attention seeker

It can be true or lie cos the story get as e be.

If the teller wanted to give the money in N1000 denomination;
$1,200 will be about 4 or 5 bundles
$12,000 will be about 43 or 44 bundles.

You were expecting 4bundles and someone gave u 43bundles and u went out with it. What were u even thinking.
If the teller had realized himself faster than u, u would have looked like a very bad criminal cos no excuse will be enof to exonerate you as u intentionally wanted to pocket the money.