₦airaland Forum

opera1:
Two things are involved :
It's either the lecturer is lazy or the students are lazy.

Total failure means that the Lecturer has failed.

No matter how lazy the students are, there is no how 100% of the students will be lazy and dunce.

The lecturer is a failure. He should be ashamed of the result. He may have failed to impact the knowledge to the students and also set exam outside the little he taught or failed to impact into the students.

Cool but it is rugged for school uniform. If u wash those ankara the way we wash our regular school uniforms, it means that u may be changing ur uniform every term even if u have it two.

Ankara is meant to be worn selectively. Regular wearing makes it wear out easily and thereby loses its texture and colour.

Oga Police, since u know how to deal with terrorist decisively, why not start with Boko Haram.

@Seun, pls grant every member of this forum privilege to be able to delete any post from these betting scammers. If this can be configured, then these annoying scamming posts will end here.

mycar:
I think what they meant is that , once you come, you take another cylinder of equal size. You don't have to stick to your own but there will be quarrel when you bring a neat one and an ugly one is given to you in exchange.

However, that's how it's done in the developed world.

Just like buying minerals and beer in crates. U just come and carry another crate.
Well, if they give u dirty cylinder today, next time you will take a neat one. The main concern should be the safety of the cylinder u are taking home.

This is a welcome development. Once the cylinder is marked unsafe, the distributor will seize that one and it will be destroyed. FG will bear the cost.

...and there is ban on use of cellophane bags in the country. The local factories will close down and no immediate alternative. More jobs to be lost

Originalsly:
Hmmm.....I'm almost sure you're from Aba.

Is it paining you?
How is Ajegunle this morning, bros

Sirpaul:
Slippers

She is 39yrs with a kid. She still has a good one. Stop hating so that u can pass this level u seem stagnant to.

The Yorubas are used to such things/conditions and their systems accept it as bn normal. Therefore, it will not harm them.

They used the picture of the real picture of Buhari when he was very sick to mold this statue not the picture of this recent Buhari Jubril

I love it. Weda fashion or charm, it gives me boner.

Why do our government love to copy things from advanced and organised country's countries while they are far from harmonising this country.

This kind of law can only stand where there's an organized system of government with good economic system.

You mean to tell me that one poor man somewhere in Abuja wants to sell his old rickety car, he should first of all go and look for a car dealer that has licence and approved car Mart to sell it for him with commission?

All these ple complaining that they will use the programme to distract them, abeg what else do u do that keep u focused?

When they talk, u see them behave as if they are busy ple. The only thing that keep them busy is betting. And naa den dey watch this programme pass. If you are as busy as u want us to beliv, wt won't be seeing u here on Nairaland day and night.

.... And who did the filming of the who saga? Mtcheewww.
Staged

SILVERLINES:
don't even go there

You are already scared
So before u think of punishing ur wife for Infidelity, check urslf very well weda there was a time u did the same.

Her bn unfaithful may be a punishment u are receiving for your previous unfaithfulness. She may just be an avenue used to pay you back for ur sin.

So let that woman be if u also have a filthy hand.

EVILFOREST:
From your statement, I doubt if you are truly related to her....
You started by referring to her as your sister, using the English personal Pronoun and you drifted by using “THE FATHER”.....
Please whose FATHER..??
Your Father or hers...??

Is this ur analysis really important or u just want to show us that u understands English language more than every one of us.

Don't u have sympathy for the newly born baby that lost his/her mother. Don't u feel the pains of all the bereaved family? Are u not worried about the demise of that young promising lady.

Ur concern is to analyze the possessive pronoun and all that.

If that is ur main concern, in Africa you can refer to someone that comes from the same community as ur brother or sister and it is acceptable here. So starting the statement with "My sister" and also using "Her Father" does not mean much.

The church may not be aware of the situation. Most of these so called young pastors in most of the Pentecostal churches tend to leave fake life. Living to influence their members that all is well wt them. I have seen a lot of them that way. He may have bn battling this depression on his own for long not trying to open up so that ppl will not say "I think you are serving God, why is he not providing for you" or they may say to him, "Pastor, you preached to us that u lack nothing since u have started worshiping God"

With all due respect, this young boy lacked the true knowledge of Christ in him. He was not really grounded in the word of God.
Depression is real and wen it comes, the most viable option that comes to head is death.
With the wisdom of God in u, you will see that death is satanic option. Another thing is when you have a very good home upbringing, you may thought of suicide but will never have the mind to carry it out. The good home upbringing in you will always deter you.

I have bn there couple of times. Suicide flourishes when one lacks good home upbringing and lack of God's consciousness in one's life.

RIP to the young Pastor.

Firstorderwizard:
I condemn the demolition but seriously, strip clubs and brothel owners should be severely dealt with.Those places are criminal hideouts.

That is irrational logic.
Where don't we have criminals?
They are in churches, mosques, Markets etc.
If you knw where criminals are, then the job has bn made easier for u.
Beef up ur security around there and fish out the criminals. Why demolishing the building.

Are we supposed to destroy cars cos it has caused lots of deaths?

Well, I am not too surprised at the demolition. The owner of the building is an Igbo man. So what do u expect.
He is from the 5% region that are supposed to be wiped out.

SILVERLINES:
If any woman cheat on me divorce is the best answer

I don't care if our wedding was officiated by Pope Francis. The day I catch you cheating the same day you will leave my house before I file my divorce against you in judiciary court. No judge, nor anybody not even my mother I hold so dearly can revise my decision

Words dey sweet for mouth.
Let's wait til dat day. But I pray you don't experience it cos if u do, you may not be able to do according to what u said up here.

Let me also remind u dis. If u had ever cheated wt a married woman. Ur wife must be f**ked by other men. Have u ever kpansh anoda guy's babe. Hahahahahah , ur wife will pay for it.

....and the hubby is really shy to face the camera. He is an introvert.
Chaii, life of an introvert. Introverts are good husband materials.

Kingluqman:
Ogunleye ooo!!! Na god of iron go kee you there


SW + SS

If you know you know

Cancelling the like terms
SW + SS

The answer will remain
= SW

Hmmmm

The post will have low patronage of responses cos it faile to mention Tonto Dike, Bobrisky or talk about boobs and bum bum.

Can anything good come out from this man? I doubt

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A police officer Darius who hired his friend to impregnate his wife is now suing the said friend for breach of contract.
Apparently, the hired friend could not deliver his end of the bargain after having sex with his wife 77 times.

A Tanzania police officer is suing his friend for failing to impregnate his wife after having sex with her 77 times. According to the source, this officer hired his friend to sleep with his wife in order to get her pregnant.

50-year-old Darius Makambako who had been told by doctors that he was sterile hired his neighbour Evans Mastano, to impregnate his 45-year old wife, Precious. But after 2,000,000 Tanzanian Shillings and 77 times, Precious was still not pregnant.

After three evenings a week of sex for 10 months in 2016, Darius Makambako grew suspicious when his wife still remained unpregnant. So he demanded a medical examination which revealed that Evans Mastano was also sterile. This shocked everyone except Evan’s wife who confessed that his two children were not really his.

Darius is now dragging Evans to court for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Evans rubbishes his claim because he said he did not assure conception, but only that he would make an effort.

lonelydora:
One yeye policeman stopped along the expressway after Obigbo and he said i don't have "Police Clearance" after showing all the necessary papers. I asked him to take to their station. He didn't even talk to me, and he was busy doing his work. I stayed there for 40 minutes before he released me.

So when you ask them to take you to station, and they refuse, what do you do?

Bros, we are in a lawless country. It seems we have no right. Staying alive is our priority.

When they refused to take u to station, be diplomatic and beg them. If they still refuse, don't quarrel wt them. Leave ur car there and move a bit out from the check point.

The reason is that they may be attacked by armed robbers passing that route. To avoid bn a victim of such attack, u need to stay a bit away from them.

Our police are lawless. Don't form hard man for them abeg. They are mad ooo.

lonelydora:
What type of talk is this?

Dear Nigerians, until we start fighting back these robbers in uniform, this nonsense won't stop.

What annoys me in Port Harcourt is when people see where someone is being maltreated by policemen, everyone moves on as if nothing is happening. Las las, they stand very far and be watching.

We the youths of Nigeria do not have sense. I pity for our unborn generations

That is why you should not allow the situation get to that point. Don't argue with them. Don't try to fight them.
Follow them to their station if that is what they want.

If u don't, they will kill you and ppl wil just rant and highest, they will sack the idiot and u will remain a dead man. Even if they jail the idiot, one day he will be free. Even in the saner environments, u don't resist arrest. If u think u hate them so much, go form a ganster group and start killing them anywhere u see them and be ready to always fight them. Daz the only way to go with it.

The guy wrapped the generator in refuse bag. Don't be surprised he may come wt hand push truck. He will dump the gen in the truck. Push it out from the compound. Ppl will think he is one of those that come to throw garbage for the occupants of that building not knowing it's generator that he is carrying.

Did they force the girl to smile?

tactius:
There will be the usual comment about how them politicians go abroad, leaving us with bad hospitals at home.

Well, it costs $50000 to have a knee replacement surgery (if that is what she means by knee surgery) in the USA and $20000-$50000 for cruciate ligament surgery

So, while we crticise her for going abroad....if we want our hospitals to be like the USA....we have to pay USA fees, not Nigerians fees.

Keep that in mind. Nothing good comes for free.

P.S...There are good orthopedic centers in Nigeria by the way

Oga, what actually are u insinuating. Ur line of reasoning is totally illogical. So because the cost of that surgery is higher than what we pay here, then we should continue to run substandard medical institutions in this country. I don't think u are serious.
Ur brain tell u that cos it cost about $50,000 to do the surgery and if we have that same standard there we will be paying N18,000,000 to do it here. Ur brain also told u dat running a very high standard of medical outfits here will also mean improved economy. If our economy improves in all facets, then u think affording medical bills will be that difficult. If Americans can pay their bills, what makes u think we can't if we have good hospitals and good economy.

U also refused to tell us, outside that $50,000 cost of the surgery, other expenses incurred by Nigerians going overseas for treatment. Did u forget the flight tickets, cost of feeding and accommodation etc. When u add all these you will see that it will still be far cheaper handling it here if they can improve our economy.

Finally, oga, stop defending our politicians. Don't don't and will never have ur welfare at heart once they are there.

Try City Hospital Enugu. When they finish working on u, you will even be praying to have another bone issue.
What I am saying is that they are just good. The owner of that hospital is using the best hands.

Kobicove:
It baffles me how a person can go on social media and out-of-the-blues insult someone he has never met before in his life

I also wonder how a person out of the blues comes on Social Media looking like a demon and expect people to tell them they look like an Angel.

Just take a good look at that picture. The make up, the choker or whatever she is wearing there. She look like a scary scene in a horror movie.

That picture she posted there is meant for public consumption and she should learn how to deal with both positive and negative comments. She is a celebrity. It comes with many things. Handle ur fame wt maturity.