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firstking01:
Smh, let him use his hands and on the gen, immediately he has on the gen, he should just rush into the parlour and on the dvd player and with pretence bring it out stylishly, abi would his father come close and be monitoring him?...or better still, let him disconnect the dvd and take it to somewhere like a barbing salon closed by and remove the cd there....but why would you be watching blue film

Bro....the DVD machine is inbuilt together with the Big TV. Not detachable.

banjicom:
See the wonder of the living God!

God is punishing ur friends for using d holy TV in the parlour to satisfy his sexual urge!

Don't Get involve

Like seriously, I told him that God wan expose him to his parents. I have severally warned him to stop his Vaseline life

makydebbie:
I love my dark skin mehn

Dark skin babes rock. Dem dey scatter my head die. I can do anything to have a dark skinned girl. I love dem die. So sexy and lovely to....

One of the things i love about God. He knws the beginning from the end. He can frustrate the smartness of a "wise" man.

God knws that this man will be a bad luck to this country and He (God) frustrated all his struggles to rule this country while he was still very young. If he had ruled this country wen he was still full of life, he would have succeeded in destroying the country and turn us into one silly religion like his old master tried and ended up with one apple.

Secondly, God knws dat if this man did not rule, one group of ppl will beliv that he would have made Nigeria greater than any other country in this world. God then allowed hime to win wen he is weak to be able to execute his wicked acts.

Well, for me, I wish he can recover if not for any other thing, let him be alive to see his failure and also see that those he wish dead are still alive.
Pls recover soon and come back to resign.





Watch out for the comments that will come from the Afonjas and the Zombies

A friend of mine just called me to tell me the trouble he is into right now. We are in a kind of dilemma on how to avert the impending danger.

My friend's father is a staunch member of Assemblies of God Church and a no nonsense disciplinarian Elder.

My guy wanted to ease off some welling up tension inside him and decided to watch a blue movie in their sitting room. At the middle of the show, PHCN cut their house light. Two worst situations are that the DVD play is inbuilt into the big flat screen, second, his dad took their generator for servicing and will be coming back with the gen set himself.

He believe that his dad, mom and siblings will seat in the palour while he will be asked him to go power the gen to confirm work done on it and the dics inside will start playing before he come to the sitting room.

Please advise this troubled soul on what to do to avert the embarrassing situation.

Liars, why not say that Wike bribed INEC Officials with one Commercial bank strongroom.

Wetin i go take am dey do? Unless i am providing network for my community or if i am into blogging anything less dan that and i use it for private use, it means i am lazy and idle to consume such volume of data. If u really has a job, u dont need such bundle.

showmeurpenis:
Blah blah blah showmeurpenis

U r a Nairalander Newbie and u have already started asking to showumypenis. Hiaaaa. I bet u, i show it to u, U'll suffer from incurable convulsion. Dont dare me ooo.

Why cant ppl just live their private lives privately and stop living it on Social Media. Wen ppl talk now you will get angry for putting mouth in an issue dat concerns them not. Pls we are not interested in this shit. Wen two of u were enjoying ur money did u tell us. Wen he was jumping up and down on ur body like say u be ladder, u tell us? Wen u see that he already has 3 wives, u asked us for advise. Abeg go sort yourselves out.

wellmax:
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wellmax:
There is something called Objective reasoning. Check out the meaning if you can.

....and you think your reasoning here is objective. I will advise you go back and read about objective reasoning and come back to comment.

wellmax:
But seriously, the case here is different. PMB said he is on vacation and communicated to the National Assemble whilst handing over duties to Acting President. Yarádua didn't do that.

Please, comment when we are discussing your country. We are talking about Nigeria here. It is for those that kw what is happening in this country.
Thanks

Erngie:
Lol thank you

Welcome Pretty

GEJ is not a politician. He is a LEADER and FATHER. Quote me wrongly and i put ur head under water and i swear u wont breath.

Erngie:
wow.never knew, thank you

Whaooo....u r beautiful and ur fingers are lovely

The small bumps or ridges found on the F and J keys on a computer keyboard are to help users correctly position their left and right hands without having to look at the keyboard. For example, without looking you should be able to feel the correct position your left index finger on the F and the right index finger on the J by locating the small bumps on these two keys. Once you're hands on in the home row position, you should be able to locate the remainder of the keys on the keyboard.

[size=16pt][color=#990000]ALTER CALL[/color][/size]

This is a call for those zombies that want to give their lives to Wailing should hurriedly come out here and kneel before this exalted Wailing Alter for special prayers.
This may be ur last chance for tomorrow may be too late.

At the Alter of the Church of Wailers Int'l (aka: The 5%)

Pastor: All You Zombies kneel down here, Close your eyes and start confessing all you sins against Hero GEJ and ask for forgiveness.

Now repeat after me.

Never again in my life

Will i allow an illiterate Daura kunu sipping and gworo chewing terrorist to deceive me

I will always join the The Church of Wailers Int'l to move the country forward.

Never again will anyone hear Sai Baba from my mouth

Never again will i think about it.

I will forever be loyal to this commission

And most especially, continually confess the good works of GEJ

And will always pray he comes back to change the change in this country. Amen

Now Receive Sense and go home and sin no more. You all are new creatures, you are no longer zombies but exalted Wailers.

distilledwalex:
Thank you ooo

Correct guy. U r wlc

The Obituary Poster looks childish. Unnecessary words used and so many unnecessary details clustered the poster.

Meanwhile RIP nwoke ike

Christane:
one of 2 things must av happened in dz situation
1)mayb d father hate d child nd does nt c anythng gud in d child despite d child trying to pls hm and proofing dat z nt wat d father tinks he z or
2)or the child z so bad dat d father jst want to get rid of hm by al means ..mayb d child do disgrace hm daily by fighting,smoking and above al stealing wch z d height of al crime except of murder ...may God grant dem peace and settle dem both

How do you see ur opinion 1 to be different from ur opinion 2. Just saying d same thing in different ways.

WhatsApp will have a new feature soon.

WhatsApp started as a simple substitute to instant messaging in 2010, and has now made its way into every bit of our lives. If the ‘last seen at’ option that lets your mother or your boss or your partner keep a constant check on you wasn’t enough, WhatsApp decided to add the ‘read receipts’ feature in 2014 that let the other person know when you’ve read their text (do they even realise how many relationships have suffered?). Thankfully these options, that were initially launched as mandatory functions, were later turned into optional features where one could choose to switch it off (we highly recommend opting out of each one of them).

But now, WhatsApp’s CEO Jan Koum has announced that from 5 February the next update of the application will notify users every time their chats are screenshot. Errr…what?

Thankfully, the users can choose to keep it, or switch it off; similar to all other previous functions. Koum told an online portal that people had been asking for this service and they have finally gone ahead with it. He also mentioned a little bit of a selfish reason to roll out this function — he is tired of his girlfriend screenshotting his chats.

After this, people have also raised a request to get notification when nudes are forwarded. And we have every reason to believe that Koum is considering it, “It’s not about the privacy of the person who screenshots the chat or the person who forwards the nude, it’s about the privacy of the affected person, and we’re gonna do it you like it or not.”

President Donald Trump said on Saturday his executive order curbing immigration into the United States was not a ban on Muslims and was working out well.

"It's not a Muslim ban," Trump told reporters in the Oval Office at the White House. "It's working out very nicely. You see it at the airports, you see it all over."

The new Republican president on Friday put a four-month hold on allowing refugees into the United States and temporarily barred travelers from Syria and six other Muslim-majority countries. He said the moves would protect Americans from terrorism, in a swift and stern delivery on a campaign promise.

"We're going to have a very, very strict ban and we're going to have extreme vetting, which we should have had in this country for many years," Trump said.

Source:
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN15C0UY?feedType=nl&feedName=ustopnewsearly

The American Civil Liberties Union announced Saturday evening that a federal court in New York had issued an emergency stay on President Trump’s executive order banning immigration from seven predominantly Muslim countries. The court’s decision, which will affect people who have been detained in airports, came after the ACLU and other activist groups filed a class action lawsuit on behalf of two Iraqis who were held at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York as a result of the order.
“I hope Trump enjoys losing. He’s going to lose so much we’re going to get sick and tired of his losing,” ACLU national political director Faiz Shakir told Yahoo News shortly after the decision was announced.
The White House did not immediately respond to a request for comment about the court ruling

ined or turned around at airports.
The class action lawsuit sought an immediate injunction barring the Trump administration from blocking immigrants based on the executive order. It argued that the order violates a 1965 law that banned discrimination in immigration based on national origin. According to a copy of the court decision from Judge Ann Donnelly, it will stop officials from removing individuals with approved refugee applications, holders of valid visas and people from the affected countries who have been authorized to enter — pending completion of a hearing on the matter in court. Donnelly also wrote that the lawsuit would have a “strong likelihood of success.”

“There is imminent danger that, absent the stay of removal, there will be substantial and irreparable injury to refugees, visa holders, and other individuals from nations subject to the January 27, 2017 executive order,” Donnelly said.
Shakir said the stay will affect those who are “currently detained in airports” and that the ACLU’s lawyers “will continue litigating the rest of the people impacted” by the order.
Trump’s order has led to large protests at airports around the country. Critics charge that it amounts to a “Muslim ban,” while Trump and his team have maintained that the order is not designed to target any specific religion and is merely aimed at terror-prone nations.
Yahoo News asked White House press secretary Sean Spicer about the order during his briefing on Wednesday. He framed it as a “necessary step” for dealing with people from countries that have “a propensity to do us harm.” During his presidential bid, Trump called for a “total and complete shutdown of Muslims” entering the U.S. That proposal subsequently evolved into a vague promise of “extreme vetting.”
Trump touted the executive order while speaking to reporters in the Oval Office on Saturday. He said the scenes in the airports were evidence of its success.
“It’s not a Muslim ban, but we were totally prepared. It’s working out very nicely. You see it at the airports, you see it all over,” Trump said, according to a White House press pool report.

Source:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/aclu-wins-legal-challenge-against-immigration-ban-hope-trump-enjoys-losing-024846291.html

Hunter is hunted.
Change the Change

- The House of Representatives set up a committee to investigate the action of the Department of State Service (DSS)

- The DSS is being acussed of unlawful detention and arrest of people

- The DSS is also being accused of disobeying court orders

The House of Representatives has called for an investigation into the act of the Department of State Service over unlawful arrest and detention of people and their continuous refusal to obey court order and release detained personalities.

According to Daily Post, the House of Representatives decided on this investigation after the DSS refused court orders to release the leader of Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), Namdi Kanu and former National Security Adviser (NSA) Col. Sambo Dasuki (rtd).

After a failed attempt to arrest Apostle Johnson Suleman of Omega Fire Ministry, the lower chambers on Thursday, January 27, mandated its Committee on human Rights, Police Affairs, National Security, Intelligence and Justice to investigate alleged unlawful arrests and detention by the DSS.

Against the backdrop of its rising impunity, the lower legislative chambers, on Thursday mandated its Committees on Human Rights, Police Affairs, National Security, Intelligence and Justice to investigate all cases of unlawful and arbitrary arrests and detention of citizens.

The House gave the committee four weeks to provide evidence against DSS for unlawful detaining and disobedience of court orders.

The resolution followed a motion by Toby Okechukwu, Ali Madaki, Kingsley Chinda, Zakari Mohammed and six others.

Okechukwu, who represents Aninri/Awgu federal constituency of Enugu state, said: “These actions are unacceptable in a democratic society.”

The House also condemned the arrest of the National President of National Youth Council of Nigerian (NYCN) Ikenga Ugochinyere, Ugo Apuamagha, Emeka ldibia, and Ejike Nwachukwu, who were arrested on December 22, 2016 for allegedly planning a protest.

They ordered DSS to immediately release them or charge them to court without further delay.

Meanwhile, Apostle Johnson Suleman has permitted the chamber of Olayiwola Afolabi & Co to take legal action against the DSS for attempting to arrest him

The lead counsel of the company, Olayiwola Afolabi, describes the action of the DSS as a Luciferic attack on a harmless, innocent and trustworthy citizen

Spokesperson for the OFM, Dr. Sule Emmanuel, says the government has failed to protect people from rampaging herdsmen.

https://www.naij.com/1084939-reps-set-probe-dss-kanu-dasuki.html

The same ear wey him no dey take hear advise, the don use bullet open am wider so him go hear very well.

softMarket:
You can identify a virgin girl with the way she urinates. If she urinate and the sound goes like this, Tiziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, then she's still a virgin..(Nobody AF tapped the honey)
BUT if she urinates like SHawwwwwwwww as if u switched on bathroom showers, MY brother I have a something to whisper to you the holy place has been destroyed . (The honey is no more there)! _____run for you life!!




Its not my handwriting oo

Bros u r disappointing us ooo. U r not lecturing like a professional u r. So if i get a babe, i go tell...oya piss, i wan confam something?
Abeg give us anoda faster and safer way to confirm this. Give us that ur high tech professionalism

U don carry kaikai throwey Schnapps

U don carry ur reggae stop my blues

Rossikki:
Honest? You must be a clown. This man that tells lies as if he was trained in school for it?

He's only ''honest'' when it's time to fulfil his racist, hateful policies.

Don't go and research the animal you're supporting. Mumu.

Chaii.......is dat all you have to say about dis man. U did not even say much. Now you can go and sleep and allow adults to discuss important issues.

onedayatime:
he is even better than you 1 million times

Another animal detected. I kw that guy is ur elder brother, but i dont blame him cos it runs in your family. Kontinu

manneger2:
But op u yeye ooo
No body can withdraw money from ur acct with acct no. And email address na wa uoo, everybody want to generate traffic with mmm.

Chaiiii....what is written in the Bible is happening. The Bible says; "they will read and will not understand, they will hear but will not heed because I the Lord will harden their hearts so that destruction will come upon them".

Is there anywhere in the post that it was said that your money will be withdrawn with your account number?

He said that with ur details already with them, they may pose as ur bank officials to demand for information Like ur ATM number and PIN which the gullible ones like you will hurriedly give out and from there your troubles start.

Do you understand dis simplified version of the information?