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Programming › Re: Are You Skilled Programmer Who’s Sick Of Being Broke? Let’s Talk… by pulsa(m): 10:52am On Sep 25, 2017
MediaPapi:
Hi There!

We (Social strika llc) are looking to hire a skilled/creative freelance programmer to develop an intuitive yet simple instagram automation solution.

This is a short-term/potentially long-term opportunity.

We are not looking for cheap labor. Compensation will match your experience.

Requirements:
Must be a creative problem solver with the ability to think outside the box
Must be proficient in one or more of the following languages- c#, php, ruby, java, python, F#
Must be proficient in English (verbal and written)
Must be able to communicate via email/whatsapp and skype

How To Apply:
The following must be included in your application to be considered...
Full name
Brief summary about yourself and experience as a programmer
Link to Github/stack overflow account
Link to any mobile apps, web portals, desktop applications, web automation tools, chatbots, e.t.c
Salary requirements

Send your application to staffing.strikasocial@gmail.com


Sincerely,


Kevin Hector. Head Recruiter.

Social strika llc
have you seen my mail @smithmayowa20@gmail.com
Programming › Re: Need A Technical Partner (web & App Developer) by pulsa(m): 5:33pm On Aug 31, 2017
Are you still in need of a programmer

Topnotch10:
Good day,
I am Benjamin, a tech entrepreneur. I am currently in need of a technical partner for my start-up idea in education. So far, I've been able to design the interface of the app, conduct market survey across over 4000 customers(students) to validate my idea and determine how feasible it is. I have all the knowledge ,experience and resources to give the start-up great traction. However ,I do not have the expertise to develop this solution, and it would take quite a while learning to build a complex system of such. Therefore, I need a technical co-founder, who can work with me to develop the web and app solution for an exchange in equity . The target market for this solution are the students in higher institution (University, polytechnics, college of technology ) . The core revenue stream of this product would come from in-app purchases and subscription to our service. Based on this model, we project a revenue of $22000 in our first year of operation..
If you are interested in working on this project to develop the software for an exchange in equity, kindly drop your email here. Thank you.
Are you still in need of a programmer

Are you still in need of a web developer
Programming › Re: Need A Technical Partner (web & App Developer) by pulsa(m): 5:30pm On Aug 31, 2017
Are you still in need of a programmer
Programming › How Do You Find Web Development Projects by pulsa(op): 7:29pm On Aug 16, 2017
Hello my fellow Nigerian programmers I am a python django web developer self taught and would like to know you guys tips for getting web development projects, with the little research I've made I discovered that you need a good number of repositories on your github profile and if possible create a landing portfolio profile website(preferably static which can be hosted freely on github pages), then create valuable content on sites like medium and hope for the best.

And I am wondering if there is another way to go about this as most of Nigerian job ads ask for php programmers with proficiency in an unbelievable number of other languages and their frameworks and my foray into remote jobs posted on sites like indeed, stackoverflow and even hackernews monthly job posts, has proved futile i am currently even trying toptal and have been scheduled for a Skype interview but word around is they are very selective top 3% or something.

So I will like your esteemed advice on how to proceed from here and get projects or perhaps a prudent reveal that am even going about this all wrong as I am now starting to suspect.
Programming › Re: How To Become A Successful Web Developer In Nigeria by pulsa(m): 5:57pm On Aug 16, 2017
chinakaceo:
We fully understand that web development isn’t a walk in the park. Now, due to the huge number of businesses and individuals who want to have their own websites, it’s highly recommended that you need to do your best as a web developer to create the best websites your clients can ever hope to have.
Why Businesses Need Websites
Whether they are small enterprises or big corporations, it is now a huge advantage for businesses to have their own websites, since that is one of the best ways to promote their products and services. It is also an excellent way to attract local and international clients and form business partnerships at the same time. Furthermore, having a website is also one great way to provide consumers with the various kinds of information they are looking for.

Communication is Key


The most important thing web developers need to understand is that your clients require you to communicate with them regarding the progress of their websites on a regular basis. Remember that they have placed their trust in you, so you need to show them that the project is progressing as it should. You have made an agreement and you should stick to it.


Don’t Stop Learning


The Internet and technology in general are constantly improving as the years go by. As a web developer, it pays for you to continually learn and improve your craft for the benefit of your future clients. Remember that your clients will always want the best for their websites, and refusing to learn new web development strategies as technology evolves is not the best way to help your clients achieve their website goals.
Attend Seminars and Symposiums
Though self-study in web development can help you improve, it’s also a great idea for you to attend various web development seminars and symposiums. Yes, you’ll have to shell out some cash for the registration, but the lectures and learning you get from known web development personalities are sure to be worth it when you see your skills improve.


Get Inspiration and Set Goals


Not motivated enough to develop the website? Then it’s time to get inspiration. Inspirations for web developers come in different forms. While some will be looking through various websites for inspiration, others get their motivation by setting a daily or weekly goal for themselves until they get the job done. That way, you can be sure to fulfill your part in finishing the client’s website on time.


Learn From Your Mistakes


Nobody is perfect, but that doesn’t mean you should allow yourself to commit the same mistake over and over. Whenever you make mistakes in a web development project, you must make sure that you won’t make the same mistake in the next one. Learn from your mistakes and do your best to avoid errors while fulfilling a client’s request.
Love What You’re Doing
Remember that not everyone likes to deal with internet codes and other website-related things. Let’s not forget the most important thing in web development: to love what you’re doing and to never close your doors on improving in your craft.
chinaka.com.ng
how do you get jobs/projects
Programming › Re: How To Become A Successful Web Developer In Nigeria by pulsa(m): 5:51pm On Aug 16, 2017
how do you get jobs
Programming › Do You Require The Services Of A Website Or Software Developer by pulsa(op): 4:37pm On Jun 19, 2017
Do you require the services of a website or software developer if so please contact- 08087173926
Programming › Re: Various Free Computer Science Resources For Learning by pulsa(m): 7:52pm On May 14, 2017
bobdobbs:
This is a good list of free courses for learning actual computer science like ML/Crypto/Type Theory ect.
https://functionalcs.github.io/curriculum/
- for example this CMU course is good, teaches you how to make your own dbms: (youtube lectures) http://15721.courses.cs.cmu.edu/spring2017/schedule.html



The Front End Developer's Handbook 2017 (Free pdf/links)
https://www.gitbook.com/book/frontendmasters/front-end-handbook-2017/details
- after you do this to get better pay somebody from here to pair program with you since you best learn from other people more advanced than you.
- try hackerrank exercises
- to get a job use toptal.com or shill yourself on upwork, or try weworkremotely.com or jobspresso.co though often no beginner jobs there.
- toptal hiring process explained here: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10109036 they pay OK, better than what you'll normally make in Nigeria to start then after a while you can leave them for higher paying remote positions

All these books above you can get on library genesis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library_Genesis
thanks op.
Foreign Affairs › Re: The White House’s LGBT Rights Page Has Disappeared by pulsa(m): 3:15pm On Jan 21, 2017
chubbyswit:
is contribute and invent synonymous? nawa for u o
There is no such thing as inventing in science in reality and neither is there such a thing as a lone great man in science, whatever you think was created or invented relied on past work by former scientists, which is why two scientists can solve a problem independently at the same time with similar and dissimilar solutions and hence Newton's quote on seeing farther in science than past scientists by "standing atop former giants(scientist works)".

Now the question really is which past giant's(scientist's) work did modern computing rely on, the answer is a lot of people though, but if we were to choose one person it will be Alan Turing, as he contributed a lot to modern computing artificial intelligence due to his "Turing test" and his work breaking the Nazis code, and now A.I computing is the main difference between computing machines made before world war 2 and the computing machines made after.

So yeah in a way you can say he invented modern computing systems.

And stop trying to take credit away from him or belittling his work because you disagree with him being gay, as he has contributed a lot to the human race as a whole upon how bad he was treated;
What pray tell have you contributed to the world even with you being heterosexual.
You probably even use a phone.
Foreign Affairs › Re: The White House’s LGBT Rights Page Has Disappeared by pulsa(m): 1:25pm On Jan 21, 2017
chubbyswit:
who exactly do you think invented the computer?
Alan Turing contributed immensely to the development of the computer.
Business › Re: Report: Businesses In Nigeria Worried About Struggling Economy, Corruption by pulsa(m): 7:41pm On Jan 20, 2017
dejavubobo1:
U can market us ?.. & get 20% of whatever d contract worths.
how can I do this do you have a website or something
Business › Re: Report: Businesses In Nigeria Worried About Struggling Economy, Corruption by pulsa(m): 6:22pm On Jan 20, 2017
dejavubobo1:
its a company established to solve transit problems. A Moving Company
thanks, by the way any opportunity for me there, I anticipate your reply.
Business › Re: Report: Businesses In Nigeria Worried About Struggling Economy, Corruption by pulsa(m): 9:56am On Jan 20, 2017
dejavubobo1:
Capitalism rules, but only in Nigeria ll u see government middling into biz.... u carry load AGERO boys won't let u rest.... the poor road ll damage the valuables u carrying.

Mehn it's terrible... but in all cargomove still delivers "every time all d time & everywhere"
what does cargomove mean.
Celebrities › Re: Kcee Flaunts Packs Of Dollars In A Bag by pulsa(m): 3:52pm On Jan 10, 2017
jonbellion:
Stupid Nigerian artists be living false lives and decieving the gullible youth
Smh
one punch man
strongest nigga alive
Business › Re: Need To Raise Some Money In Reasonable Time, What Online Business Can I Do? by pulsa(m): 1:22pm On Jan 04, 2017
MarketingXpert:
you can choose any target location you want...
perhaps you didn't get the way to do it.
Thanks I did not know
Business › Re: Need To Raise Some Money In Reasonable Time, What Online Business Can I Do? by pulsa(m): 5:36pm On Jan 03, 2017
MarketingXpert:
search for youtube videos on how to design:

•Web Header
•Web Banner
•Web Sliders

learn everything you watch.

you should be able to design in 2 weeks if you work hard on it.

then go to www.fiverr.com

don't ever register as a Nigerian...contact me on whatsapp, I will give you the link to a web proxy that you can use to login as if you are in New York. afterwards, you register as an American because white prefer to give whites freelance jobs.

after registration, go to this link: https://www.fiverr.com/bestdesign4you/design-web-bannerheaderad?context=adv.cat_3.subcat_148&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=1&funnel=5c9245d9-eb5c-4346-963a-5bf0596b3b46

use this profile of the guy to set-up your profile.

look for a nice picture of a guy at www.bride.ru , make sure you use the picture of someone in page 40>. mind you, use the profile details relate to the one you did at fiverr.com

at this juncture, you need a payooner card which you will use to withdraw money in Nigeria.

what you will do is to go to another site; Fiverr will only allow you to apply for the card when you have attain a level as a seller.

without the card you might not be able to withdraw the dollar you make online.

so go to www.microworkers.com

register and do the application test; do one or two jobs. then click withdrawal...

when you get to the next page, click to register for payooner... register and follow the instruction for them to send the card from USA.

after your registration, they will tell you when your card will arrive at your address.

after that, contact five people on fiverr...

make sure they are in different countries, tell them you don't need their fiverr gig but you will order it in order for them to help buy your gig...tell them to give you their paypal account so that you can send the money they will use to buy your gig.

you've to be careful here because fiverr hates outside transaction. when those guys agreed, send the money they will use to them on www.paypal.com

you can register for paypal at www.paypal.com...link it to your mastercard atm.

pay them, and let them order your designing gig and leave a positive review.

use the remaining money in your mastercard from the 10,000 to advertise that your fiverr gig on facebook.

target people that are interested in banner ads and other graphics related materials.

wait for orders, do the work you see in your fiverr account.

you will come back to thank me.
Sorry please, but Facebook only allows you to advertise to your country traffic, so how will I get foreign customers, highly appreciate and anticipate your response.
Business › Re: Need To Raise Some Money In Reasonable Time, What Online Business Can I Do? by pulsa(m): 1:21pm On Jan 03, 2017
MarketingXpert:
search for youtube videos on how to design:

•Web Header
•Web Banner
•Web Sliders

learn everything you watch.

you should be able to design in 2 weeks if you work hard on it.

then go to www.fiverr.com

don't ever register as a Nigerian...contact me on whatsapp, I will give you the link to a web proxy that you can use to login as if you are in New York. afterwards, you register as an American because white prefer to give whites freelance jobs.

after registration, go to this link: https://www.fiverr.com/bestdesign4you/design-web-bannerheaderad?context=adv.cat_3.subcat_148&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=1&funnel=5c9245d9-eb5c-4346-963a-5bf0596b3b46

use this profile of the guy to set-up your profile.

look for a nice picture of a guy at www.bride.ru , make sure you use the picture of someone in page 40>. mind you, use the profile details relate to the one you did at fiverr.com

at this juncture, you need a payooner card which you will use to withdraw money in Nigeria.

what you will do is to go to another site; Fiverr will only allow you to apply for the card when you have attain a level as a seller.

without the card you might not be able to withdraw the dollar you make online.

so go to www.microworkers.com

register and do the application test; do one or two jobs. then click withdrawal...

when you get to the next page, click to register for payooner... register and follow the instruction for them to send the card from USA.

after your registration, they will tell you when your card will arrive at your address.

after that, contact five people on fiverr...

make sure they are in different countries, tell them you don't need their fiverr gig but you will order it in order for them to help buy your gig...tell them to give you their paypal account so that you can send the money they will use to buy your gig.

you've to be careful here because fiverr hates outside transaction. when those guys agreed, send the money they will use to them on www.paypal.com

you can register for paypal at www.paypal.com...link it to your mastercard atm.

pay them, and let them order your designing gig and leave a positive review.

use the remaining money in your mastercard from the 10,000 to advertise that your fiverr gig on facebook.

target people that are interested in banner ads and other graphics related materials.

wait for orders, do the work you see in your fiverr account.

you will come back to thank me.
I have always been wary of the fiverr gig system and promoters alike, but you have inspired me to try this out I hope it works out for me though.
Please can I keep contacting you in cases when i hit a snag/hiccup on my fiverr journey, seeing as you seem to have achieved some measure of success through this.
Jokes Etc › Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by pulsa(m): 4:17pm On Dec 04, 2016
guy you wan become basket mouth ni
hw far

cc: TWOYANSH
Properties › Executive Selfcontain For Rent At Idimu Ejigbo Estate by pulsa(op): 8:50pm On Dec 03, 2016
Executive Self Contain at Idimu EJIGBO.Good road secured environment tiles light water parking fenced. kitchen cabinet etc for rent at 150,000 per anum Pls call me for inspection 08087173926
Note: it could be gone very soon take action fast.
Travel › Re: Sisy Arias Co-pilot Who Died In The Colombia Crash During Her First Flight by pulsa(m): 8:09pm On Dec 02, 2016
Immorttal:
death do not exist!!! They will still come back, the saddest part is they become different human with zero remembrance of their past here.
what happens when the whole human race perishea
Business › Re: Egypt Devaluation To Test CBN Resolve On Naira by pulsa(m): 3:43pm On Nov 06, 2016
sekundosekundo:
Yes, I was a kid but my parents and the people in the community told me as I was growing up. They told me what happened to me while I was a kid.
omo na wa oh
God saved your life oh.
Business › Re: Egypt Devaluation To Test CBN Resolve On Naira by pulsa(m): 11:08am On Nov 06, 2016
sekundosekundo:
God I can't thank you enough. You hv blessed me without measure. I SAY THANK YOU. As I aged with GRACE.
dude are you serious or joking, did that arawarawa tale really take place.
Crime › Re: Poultry Farm Owners Kidnapped In Lagos, Manager Killed After N22m Ransom by pulsa(m): 12:20pm On Oct 08, 2016
ednut1:
Lagos
ijaws in Lagos actually
Politics › Re: As A Nigerian If You Know Nothing About Farming And Rearing, You Are Bastard! by pulsa(m): 4:25pm On Sep 14, 2016
oyinkinola:
but why all these question?
if you are a yoruba go near to the elder, my name say everything about my identity ok!
okay, have a nice day.
Politics › Re: As A Nigerian If You Know Nothing About Farming And Rearing, You Are Bastard! by pulsa(m): 4:10pm On Sep 14, 2016
oyinkinola:
ha!ha!ha! european language? am a proud Yoruba, speaking Yoruba fluently as Oduduwa!
nice, but do you speak French? are you Beninese or togolese? your English sucks, sorry to say.
Politics › Re: As A Nigerian If You Know Nothing About Farming And Rearing, You Are Bastard! by pulsa(m): 2:17pm On Sep 14, 2016
oyinkinola:
my last warning for you before I thunder you, I respect the respective women stop your non-sense!
you write like English is not you lingual franca.
do you speak another European language fluently?.
Phones › Re: Apple Unveils Iphone 7 (Features in PICTURES) by pulsa(m): 11:03am On Sep 08, 2016
garlicrey:
DI tire for all this yoruba Women sef....... Naso I wan go visit someone for tollgate at ibadan. On my way going, I felt so thirsty,then I saw a woman selling Zobo! I asked her in english if its cold? I notice that the woman does not understand english. Nah so I com ask her in yoruba (in ibadan accent) that "Mama, soboyin tutu?" Nah so the woman reply, "Ori e lo buru, OBO IYARE LOMA GBONA IWO OMO RADARADA YI." Plz shey nah abuse I abuse the woman?? grin grin grin
"SE-OBO-YIN" there you go buddy.
Education › Re: Most Overhyped Courses In Nigeria,the FACT!!!! by pulsa(m): 1:42pm On Aug 09, 2016
sammyomal:
Have you heard of CyberSecurity Science in futminna....
no, but it seems interesting.
Politics › Re: The Southwest Have Overtaken The Southeast In Oil Production by pulsa(m): 7:05pm On Aug 05, 2016
Adaure4ever:
Asia youths are busy discussing their new inventions in technology,
Many Nigeria youths are still working as E-tugs for Tribalist purposes.
your post would have made sense if you weren't a tribalist yourself
Education › Re: Most Overhyped Courses In Nigeria,the FACT!!!! by pulsa(m): 11:30am On Aug 05, 2016
Ashabam:
So which course are you suggesting a jambite should go for?
computer science is the best for now.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Life Of An Unemployed Naija Girl by pulsa(m):
slumcat:
i can relate to this.
naija holds no promise for the average graduate.
I made 2:1 in school, but finding a job was tough.
before nysc, I took up a teaching job to keep body and soul together. It was slavery for a paltry #13k per month.
after nysc, things got tougher. No jobs, available ones were rigorous to secure. even the modern day slavery called call center reps was not within reach.
I got sick of it all. I had to make a decision to either eat or be meat.
I took a short route. its illegal but I honestly don't care.
last week alone I made $1400. which naija job fit pay like that?
its a new month and I'm aiming at $4000+. that's more than what a bank manager earns.
moral of the story: do what you gotta do.
Street ti take-over!
chairman na you oh
Politics › Re: 'Why Always Remi Tinubu?' - Dino Melaye Takes Another Swipe At Tinubu's Wife by pulsa(m): 2:08pm On Jul 18, 2016
sagacitytunday:
I've consciously restrained myself from making comments on this Senators Remi/Dino' saga because I always want to stand and protect the rights of women, but at this junction, we should call a spade a spade.

The Stance of my APC friends on this issue is very annoying and if there's anything I detest about APC, it's hypocrisy. If Nigeria doesn't kill hypocrisy, hypocrisy will kill Nigeria.

Senator Dino is a personality that's very popular for his intermittent display of the five minutes madness syndrome, right from his days as a member of the House of Rep. This was well celebrated by the APC and he was a Hero during the GEJ era!

Senator Remi Tinubu on the other hand was the First lady of Lagos State for eight years and she returned to the Senate for a second term, not forgetting her husband has been in the corridors of power from time immemorial. For a personality in her position, who has been a VIP for a long time, her unruly behaviour in the Senate is not only worrisome, uncalled for, but a disgrace to whatever she represent. Haba, is she the only woman senator in the Senate? From Obanikoro, to Saraki, to Ekwermadu and now Dino, in sane Clime's, people would have demanded for her resignation.

There's time for everything. If she desired to be the Senate President, she should wait for her time. Lagos belongs to the Tinubus', so if she's willing, she can return to the Senate every four years like Senator David Mark, until she becomes the SP. She should be cautioned, because to every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Everyone cannot be a gentleman like Saraki, Obanikoro and the rest. If she has an unruly tongue, somebody possess an unruly behaviour. Hers is the first case of a woman throwing all caution into the wind as a legislator in Nigeria. She should be a good Ambassador of her party, the womanhood and her husband who's a National leader of their party.

My grandmother once told me a story..... My grandfather was the Ewi of Ado-Ekiti.... The Late Anirare Aladesanmi. She said there was a particular day, a boy and his parents were brought to the Palace to be punished for insulting the king. On getting to the Ewi, a man who will never justify the wicked nor punished the innocent, asked that the boy should be given the opportunity to speak before he pronounces judgement on him and his family. The boy began by telling the gathering how the Prince (the Ewi' son, who were worshipped like gods those days) started by insulting and cursing his father, the boy reiterated that when he couldn't withstand the abuse on his father, he too cursed the father of the Prince. The Ewi asked his son if the boy lied and the Prince responded that he was the first to curse the boy's father. My grandfather told the gathering that a father is a father, king or not, that since his son was the first to curse another person' father, the boy too possess the right to curse the Prince' father, irrespective of who the father may be. He asked that the boy and his family be released while his son should be severely dealt with, for having the effrontery to insult the father of the boy. She said, thereafter, no Prince or Princess dared go out of the Palace to misbehave.

Morals: If the King had praised his son and punished the boy and his family, other Princes and Princesses would have followed suit. Till date, the Aladesanmis are well respected wherever they are mentioned or appear.

At a time in this country, Patience Jonathan was a personality the APC insulted and ridiculed everyday. GEJ never reacted to qny insult on him and his family. Someone even called her Shepopotamus and the APC celebrated him, what goes around comes around.

Imagine poking her hand in the face of a colleague, someone's husband and father! If we continue to celebrate this, it's a disgrace to womanhood. A woman of her calibre should be reserved, cool&calculated, comported, a role model and not confrontational, impatient, violent or provocative.

Senator Bola Tinubu should caution her, because a child that goes out insulting other people's parents (Yoruba's call them Omo atiro) will succeed in taking curses and insults back to his parents. Respect is reciprocal, so is insults and violence!

The APC on the other hand should save the country, this dramas and national embarrassments. Nigerians are hungry and not bored. Enough of the Nollywood, Africa Magic scenarios between the Executive and the Legislative. Instead of addressing the economic woes of the country, the ruling party is engaged in disgraceful power tussle, from inception till date.

It's glaring Nigerians made the greatest mistake of the century, the day they adopted this negative party, with negative change, offering negative solutions to the challenges of the country.

Senator Dino Melaye, get a medical expert on the treatment to your five minutes madness malady. It's becoming unbecoming.

Wetin be my own sef?
Eran Oba lo mu isu Oba je.
APC vs APC....... All na change!!!
this is definitely the best post I've read this year.

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