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BusinessRe: Report: Businesses In Nigeria Worried About Struggling Economy, Corruption by pulsa(m): 6:22pm On Jan 20, 2017
dejavubobo1:
its a company established to solve transit problems. A Moving Company
thanks, by the way any opportunity for me there, I anticipate your reply.
BusinessRe: Report: Businesses In Nigeria Worried About Struggling Economy, Corruption by pulsa(m): 9:56am On Jan 20, 2017
dejavubobo1:
Capitalism rules, but only in Nigeria ll u see government middling into biz.... u carry load AGERO boys won't let u rest.... the poor road ll damage the valuables u carrying.

Mehn it's terrible... but in all cargomove still delivers "every time all d time & everywhere"
what does cargomove mean.
CelebritiesRe: Kcee Flaunts Packs Of Dollars In A Bag by pulsa(m): 3:52pm On Jan 10, 2017
jonbellion:
Stupid Nigerian artists be living false lives and decieving the gullible youth
Smh
one punch man
strongest nigga alive
BusinessRe: Need To Raise Some Money In Reasonable Time, What Online Business Can I Do? by pulsa(m): 1:22pm On Jan 04, 2017
MarketingXpert:
you can choose any target location you want...
perhaps you didn't get the way to do it.
Thanks I did not know
BusinessRe: Need To Raise Some Money In Reasonable Time, What Online Business Can I Do? by pulsa(m): 5:36pm On Jan 03, 2017
MarketingXpert:
search for youtube videos on how to design:

•Web Header
•Web Banner
•Web Sliders

learn everything you watch.

you should be able to design in 2 weeks if you work hard on it.

then go to www.fiverr.com

don't ever register as a Nigerian...contact me on whatsapp, I will give you the link to a web proxy that you can use to login as if you are in New York. afterwards, you register as an American because white prefer to give whites freelance jobs.

after registration, go to this link: https://www.fiverr.com/bestdesign4you/design-web-bannerheaderad?context=adv.cat_3.subcat_148&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=1&funnel=5c9245d9-eb5c-4346-963a-5bf0596b3b46

use this profile of the guy to set-up your profile.

look for a nice picture of a guy at www.bride.ru , make sure you use the picture of someone in page 40>. mind you, use the profile details relate to the one you did at fiverr.com

at this juncture, you need a payooner card which you will use to withdraw money in Nigeria.

what you will do is to go to another site; Fiverr will only allow you to apply for the card when you have attain a level as a seller.

without the card you might not be able to withdraw the dollar you make online.

so go to www.microworkers.com

register and do the application test; do one or two jobs. then click withdrawal...

when you get to the next page, click to register for payooner... register and follow the instruction for them to send the card from USA.

after your registration, they will tell you when your card will arrive at your address.

after that, contact five people on fiverr...

make sure they are in different countries, tell them you don't need their fiverr gig but you will order it in order for them to help buy your gig...tell them to give you their paypal account so that you can send the money they will use to buy your gig.

you've to be careful here because fiverr hates outside transaction. when those guys agreed, send the money they will use to them on www.paypal.com

you can register for paypal at www.paypal.com...link it to your mastercard atm.

pay them, and let them order your designing gig and leave a positive review.

use the remaining money in your mastercard from the 10,000 to advertise that your fiverr gig on facebook.

target people that are interested in banner ads and other graphics related materials.

wait for orders, do the work you see in your fiverr account.

you will come back to thank me.
Sorry please, but Facebook only allows you to advertise to your country traffic, so how will I get foreign customers, highly appreciate and anticipate your response.
BusinessRe: Need To Raise Some Money In Reasonable Time, What Online Business Can I Do? by pulsa(m): 1:21pm On Jan 03, 2017
MarketingXpert:
search for youtube videos on how to design:

•Web Header
•Web Banner
•Web Sliders

learn everything you watch.

you should be able to design in 2 weeks if you work hard on it.

then go to www.fiverr.com

don't ever register as a Nigerian...contact me on whatsapp, I will give you the link to a web proxy that you can use to login as if you are in New York. afterwards, you register as an American because white prefer to give whites freelance jobs.

after registration, go to this link: https://www.fiverr.com/bestdesign4you/design-web-bannerheaderad?context=adv.cat_3.subcat_148&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=1&funnel=5c9245d9-eb5c-4346-963a-5bf0596b3b46

use this profile of the guy to set-up your profile.

look for a nice picture of a guy at www.bride.ru , make sure you use the picture of someone in page 40>. mind you, use the profile details relate to the one you did at fiverr.com

at this juncture, you need a payooner card which you will use to withdraw money in Nigeria.

what you will do is to go to another site; Fiverr will only allow you to apply for the card when you have attain a level as a seller.

without the card you might not be able to withdraw the dollar you make online.

so go to www.microworkers.com

register and do the application test; do one or two jobs. then click withdrawal...

when you get to the next page, click to register for payooner... register and follow the instruction for them to send the card from USA.

after your registration, they will tell you when your card will arrive at your address.

after that, contact five people on fiverr...

make sure they are in different countries, tell them you don't need their fiverr gig but you will order it in order for them to help buy your gig...tell them to give you their paypal account so that you can send the money they will use to buy your gig.

you've to be careful here because fiverr hates outside transaction. when those guys agreed, send the money they will use to them on www.paypal.com

you can register for paypal at www.paypal.com...link it to your mastercard atm.

pay them, and let them order your designing gig and leave a positive review.

use the remaining money in your mastercard from the 10,000 to advertise that your fiverr gig on facebook.

target people that are interested in banner ads and other graphics related materials.

wait for orders, do the work you see in your fiverr account.

you will come back to thank me.
I have always been wary of the fiverr gig system and promoters alike, but you have inspired me to try this out I hope it works out for me though.
Please can I keep contacting you in cases when i hit a snag/hiccup on my fiverr journey, seeing as you seem to have achieved some measure of success through this.
Jokes EtcRe: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by pulsa(m): 4:17pm On Dec 04, 2016
guy you wan become basket mouth ni
hw far

cc: TWOYANSH
PropertiesExecutive Selfcontain For Rent At Idimu Ejigbo Estate by pulsa(op): 8:50pm On Dec 03, 2016
Executive Self Contain at Idimu EJIGBO.Good road secured environment tiles light water parking fenced. kitchen cabinet etc for rent at 150,000 per anum Pls call me for inspection 08087173926
Note: it could be gone very soon take action fast.
TravelRe: Sisy Arias Co-pilot Who Died In The Colombia Crash During Her First Flight by pulsa(m): 8:09pm On Dec 02, 2016
Immorttal:
death do not exist!!! They will still come back, the saddest part is they become different human with zero remembrance of their past here.
what happens when the whole human race perishea
BusinessRe: Egypt Devaluation To Test CBN Resolve On Naira by pulsa(m): 3:43pm On Nov 06, 2016
sekundosekundo:
Yes, I was a kid but my parents and the people in the community told me as I was growing up. They told me what happened to me while I was a kid.
omo na wa oh
God saved your life oh.
BusinessRe: Egypt Devaluation To Test CBN Resolve On Naira by pulsa(m): 11:08am On Nov 06, 2016
sekundosekundo:
God I can't thank you enough. You hv blessed me without measure. I SAY THANK YOU. As I aged with GRACE.
dude are you serious or joking, did that arawarawa tale really take place.
CrimeRe: Poultry Farm Owners Kidnapped In Lagos, Manager Killed After N22m Ransom by pulsa(m): 12:20pm On Oct 08, 2016
ednut1:
Lagos
ijaws in Lagos actually
PoliticsRe: As A Nigerian If You Know Nothing About Farming And Rearing, You Are Bastard! by pulsa(m): 4:25pm On Sep 14, 2016
oyinkinola:
but why all these question?
if you are a yoruba go near to the elder, my name say everything about my identity ok!
okay, have a nice day.
PoliticsRe: As A Nigerian If You Know Nothing About Farming And Rearing, You Are Bastard! by pulsa(m): 4:10pm On Sep 14, 2016
oyinkinola:
ha!ha!ha! european language? am a proud Yoruba, speaking Yoruba fluently as Oduduwa!
nice, but do you speak French? are you Beninese or togolese? your English sucks, sorry to say.
PoliticsRe: As A Nigerian If You Know Nothing About Farming And Rearing, You Are Bastard! by pulsa(m): 2:17pm On Sep 14, 2016
oyinkinola:
my last warning for you before I thunder you, I respect the respective women stop your non-sense!
you write like English is not you lingual franca.
do you speak another European language fluently?.
PhonesRe: Apple Unveils Iphone 7 (Features in PICTURES) by pulsa(m): 11:03am On Sep 08, 2016
garlicrey:
DI tire for all this yoruba Women sef....... Naso I wan go visit someone for tollgate at ibadan. On my way going, I felt so thirsty,then I saw a woman selling Zobo! I asked her in english if its cold? I notice that the woman does not understand english. Nah so I com ask her in yoruba (in ibadan accent) that "Mama, soboyin tutu?" Nah so the woman reply, "Ori e lo buru, OBO IYARE LOMA GBONA IWO OMO RADARADA YI." Plz shey nah abuse I abuse the woman?? grin grin grin
"SE-OBO-YIN" there you go buddy.
EducationRe: Most Overhyped Courses In Nigeria,the FACT!!!! by pulsa(m): 1:42pm On Aug 09, 2016
sammyomal:
Have you heard of CyberSecurity Science in futminna....
no, but it seems interesting.
PoliticsRe: The Southwest Have Overtaken The Southeast In Oil Production by pulsa(m): 7:05pm On Aug 05, 2016
Adaure4ever:
Asia youths are busy discussing their new inventions in technology,
Many Nigeria youths are still working as E-tugs for Tribalist purposes.
your post would have made sense if you weren't a tribalist yourself
EducationRe: Most Overhyped Courses In Nigeria,the FACT!!!! by pulsa(m): 11:30am On Aug 05, 2016
Ashabam:
So which course are you suggesting a jambite should go for?
computer science is the best for now.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Life Of An Unemployed Naija Girl by pulsa(m):
slumcat:
i can relate to this.
naija holds no promise for the average graduate.
I made 2:1 in school, but finding a job was tough.
before nysc, I took up a teaching job to keep body and soul together. It was slavery for a paltry #13k per month.
after nysc, things got tougher. No jobs, available ones were rigorous to secure. even the modern day slavery called call center reps was not within reach.
I got sick of it all. I had to make a decision to either eat or be meat.
I took a short route. its illegal but I honestly don't care.
last week alone I made $1400. which naija job fit pay like that?
its a new month and I'm aiming at $4000+. that's more than what a bank manager earns.
moral of the story: do what you gotta do.
Street ti take-over!
chairman na you oh
PoliticsRe: 'Why Always Remi Tinubu?' - Dino Melaye Takes Another Swipe At Tinubu's Wife by pulsa(m): 2:08pm On Jul 18, 2016
sagacitytunday:
I've consciously restrained myself from making comments on this Senators Remi/Dino' saga because I always want to stand and protect the rights of women, but at this junction, we should call a spade a spade.

The Stance of my APC friends on this issue is very annoying and if there's anything I detest about APC, it's hypocrisy. If Nigeria doesn't kill hypocrisy, hypocrisy will kill Nigeria.

Senator Dino is a personality that's very popular for his intermittent display of the five minutes madness syndrome, right from his days as a member of the House of Rep. This was well celebrated by the APC and he was a Hero during the GEJ era!

Senator Remi Tinubu on the other hand was the First lady of Lagos State for eight years and she returned to the Senate for a second term, not forgetting her husband has been in the corridors of power from time immemorial. For a personality in her position, who has been a VIP for a long time, her unruly behaviour in the Senate is not only worrisome, uncalled for, but a disgrace to whatever she represent. Haba, is she the only woman senator in the Senate? From Obanikoro, to Saraki, to Ekwermadu and now Dino, in sane Clime's, people would have demanded for her resignation.

There's time for everything. If she desired to be the Senate President, she should wait for her time. Lagos belongs to the Tinubus', so if she's willing, she can return to the Senate every four years like Senator David Mark, until she becomes the SP. She should be cautioned, because to every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Everyone cannot be a gentleman like Saraki, Obanikoro and the rest. If she has an unruly tongue, somebody possess an unruly behaviour. Hers is the first case of a woman throwing all caution into the wind as a legislator in Nigeria. She should be a good Ambassador of her party, the womanhood and her husband who's a National leader of their party.

My grandmother once told me a story..... My grandfather was the Ewi of Ado-Ekiti.... The Late Anirare Aladesanmi. She said there was a particular day, a boy and his parents were brought to the Palace to be punished for insulting the king. On getting to the Ewi, a man who will never justify the wicked nor punished the innocent, asked that the boy should be given the opportunity to speak before he pronounces judgement on him and his family. The boy began by telling the gathering how the Prince (the Ewi' son, who were worshipped like gods those days) started by insulting and cursing his father, the boy reiterated that when he couldn't withstand the abuse on his father, he too cursed the father of the Prince. The Ewi asked his son if the boy lied and the Prince responded that he was the first to curse the boy's father. My grandfather told the gathering that a father is a father, king or not, that since his son was the first to curse another person' father, the boy too possess the right to curse the Prince' father, irrespective of who the father may be. He asked that the boy and his family be released while his son should be severely dealt with, for having the effrontery to insult the father of the boy. She said, thereafter, no Prince or Princess dared go out of the Palace to misbehave.

Morals: If the King had praised his son and punished the boy and his family, other Princes and Princesses would have followed suit. Till date, the Aladesanmis are well respected wherever they are mentioned or appear.

At a time in this country, Patience Jonathan was a personality the APC insulted and ridiculed everyday. GEJ never reacted to qny insult on him and his family. Someone even called her Shepopotamus and the APC celebrated him, what goes around comes around.

Imagine poking her hand in the face of a colleague, someone's husband and father! If we continue to celebrate this, it's a disgrace to womanhood. A woman of her calibre should be reserved, cool&calculated, comported, a role model and not confrontational, impatient, violent or provocative.

Senator Bola Tinubu should caution her, because a child that goes out insulting other people's parents (Yoruba's call them Omo atiro) will succeed in taking curses and insults back to his parents. Respect is reciprocal, so is insults and violence!

The APC on the other hand should save the country, this dramas and national embarrassments. Nigerians are hungry and not bored. Enough of the Nollywood, Africa Magic scenarios between the Executive and the Legislative. Instead of addressing the economic woes of the country, the ruling party is engaged in disgraceful power tussle, from inception till date.

It's glaring Nigerians made the greatest mistake of the century, the day they adopted this negative party, with negative change, offering negative solutions to the challenges of the country.

Senator Dino Melaye, get a medical expert on the treatment to your five minutes madness malady. It's becoming unbecoming.

Wetin be my own sef?
Eran Oba lo mu isu Oba je.
APC vs APC....... All na change!!!
this is definitely the best post I've read this year.
PoliticsRe: Remi Tinubu: Melaye Holds Press Conference by pulsa(m): 6:44pm On Jul 14, 2016
MILFangela:
Senator Oluremi Tinubu is an Itsekiri from Delta State. She was made the Senator representig Lagos Central because of her husband, Bola Tinubu's, influence
she's an ijebu woman from Ogun state stop saying rubbish.
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by pulsa(m): 9:38pm On Jul 13, 2016
PoliticsRe: Youths/occupy/nigeria/2016 by pulsa(m): 2:24pm On Jul 08, 2016
THE YOUTHS ARE AWAKENING
LETS TAKE WHAT BELONGS TO US BACK
cc: modath,lalasticlala,amusaopeyemi,explorer seun, firstlady,beremx,airforce1,tosyne2much.
RomanceRe: Can We Find Any Decent Girl Anymore??(photos) by pulsa(m): 12:44pm On Jul 08, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc00ff]❤They lesbians. They not looking for you males.Move along and mind ya business. [/color]
True yes they are lesbians,
Nice dp by the way, love the natural hair vibe you've got going on, do you mind the fact that I saved it, so my girl could try it on.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria has finished me!! by pulsa(m): 7:43am On Jul 08, 2016
Iseoluwani:
Abrg when you get the information about the land and location, abrg tell me. Me sef one buy
Okay, but ive not gotten it though
PoliticsRe: Nigeria has finished me!! by pulsa(m): 7:06am On Jul 08, 2016
Capital247:
Instead of sitting at the comfort of your home, complaining, chating on NL, whatzapping etc why cant you find something doing, like farming, Poultry farming in Nigeria is becoming lucrative, also there are other lucrative farming business like planting of plantain which requires less stress etc. there are many opportunities like dat in farming. With the FG adoption of Egg in feeding nigeria schools one meal per day, the demand for egg will increase in few months time, and i think it takes nothing less than 22weeks or so to start egg production with layers and it takes an average of N800 per chick for feeding from DOC to maturity (these are rough estimation) Ogun state govt give 50% discount on land purchase for farming, Presently am about to purchase a land in Oyo state for farming at the rate of 60,000per acres and also an interesting thing is dat labour in those area is so cheap.

Think brother, research, work and succeed.
A nation can not survive with this kind of thinking mentality.
God Bless you
Sir please any information on that farming, even if I will need to pause my schooling and save to buy land, I swear I will do it, kai 60,000 for an acre of land, I am so enthusiastic right now sir.
Humbly awaiting your reply.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria has finished me!! by pulsa(m): 7:03am On Jul 08, 2016
tundelis:
Me wey I don fine my way since gather something do illegal or legal. if una like make una use scammer eye look me. Na distinction I get for computer engineering wey no body ready to employ me dey tell me say "go get CCNA CCMP MSN etc." and one of those certification training and exam na like 100k+ plus 4 others unto which level??

shey I go kill myself?? Shey I no go chop??

Abeg una fit carry police kon arrest me o walai I no send

Anyways I geh like 3 lappy incase anybody wan work na my own contribution be that shikena!

We all go smile IJN
Chairman I dey here oh, abeg help me oh
PoliticsRe: Niger-Delta Avengers Invites Buhari To Niger-Delta by pulsa(m): 10:59am On Jun 26, 2016
k
BeeBeeOoh:
http://www.thecable.ng/avengers-invite-buhari-niger-delta
step foot in "NAIRALAND" ?
or are my eyes deceiving me.

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