u upset coz we sxpose u to be gay...correct?....u are gay...nairaland is gay free zone.. u n yor people not wanted hear...Vaamoooooooooooooooooooooooooose!!!!!!!(no ofeinse)
Myexdisturbs: I was bathing this evening in the cool shower so I had to watch my anal area and stick my finger I inside my anus and I felt good about it and was wondering how it could feel to receive a dick inside.
Mind you I'm not gay and will never be. So I'm just wondering if the feelings in anal sex feels same as vagina in ladies.
U not gay but u watchin yor own annal....corrrect?....are u ok in the head sir?
any good nairaland citizen notise the rooms are now quite n enjoyable....M.O.D ban Siofra .....my belle ooooooooo .. peace at last...peace at last ..we finally stress free from Siofra..ha ha ha ha ha ...kaiii..cant belif no more stress fom Siofra
Bola146: You be mumu. It means she trusted you that you can't have any lust towards her sister. If her sister is not trusted, tell her not to come alone to your house again!!
Bola are u free...i want to giv one boy to u he name is casterboy. He said he goin krazy coz he keep sleepin with gost cuz he cant find woman....he need woman to enjoy & marry So can u loook after him i beg...U WANT?
Casterboy: this is not a joking matter, story of my life.
Bro the good knews is i have 2 babe that will loook afta uvsir: Siofra(dyamm rude), Bksoul(all ways cussin), Bola146((rude) & hisduchess (from the village)....U WANT?
Casterboy: According to my perception, Lilith is a spirit women (Feminists precisely) use against men when they offend them. As a man, what business do i have with Lilith that attracted her to me.
It started long time ago, whenever I'm alone, i always notice a flash of light in my room, which is somehow strange. I always have this feeling that someone is in my room.
I contacted a clairvoyant online, she told me "there's a woman that comes to accompany me whenever I'm alone, but she can't mention her name, that it's secret. I contacted another clairvoyant online, she told me the same thing, that this particular woman that visit's me is too powerful, that she might kill her if she divulge the secret.
I joined a group on Facebook, an occult group precisely, just to find out some informations about them. Anytime i post, they always reply me, thinking i wanna join them, not knowing i wanna get some informations about them.
One day their grandmaster posted a comment which i believed is meant for me. He said, there's someone in this group that Lilith always appears to you, that she wants to steal your semen. I remembered what that clairvoyant told me earlier that this particular woman is powerful that she can't mention her name.
I went to a prophetess, she told me the same thing, that ladies are fighting over me spiritually (who will have me), but there's this woman that came and chased all of them away and warn all the ladies never to come closer to me again.
Story fast-forward, the grandmaster provided a picture (something that looks like three men in one body) that the picture should be laminated and keep in the room. I downloaded the seal and kept my phone on till day break. The next day, the grandmaster posted on our facebook group that seal chased Lilith away, she came it scared her and she disappeared.
One day i started looking for that particular seal, i can't remember how it got deleted on my phone. I told my friend about this issue, he told me to mention her name in the midnight, if she's the one she'll think I'm in danger and show herself.
One particular day, 1 o'clock at midnight, i was in my bed surfing the internet, one voice whispered to me to mention her name to see if i can see any sign. To my greatest surprise, i mentioned Lilith, Lilith, Lilith three times, my indicator light i put off before going to bed On by itself. My mind told me she's the one. But why me, I'm not even tall or the most handsome guy.
My prophetess had already told me that this particular spirit is too jealous that she does not want to see any lady bedside me except her. But my only predicament now is that i want to marry a lady, but with this spirit beside me, she will never allow it to happen.
I have kept this secret, but i have to chase her away so that i can get married. Please advise me on what to do, should i invite a man of to help me chase her away or should i be using her against my enemies. Anytime any man or woman looks for my trouble, i will summon her to go and attack them.
Please, advise needed, strong mind, not even matured mind only. "Righteousness" is needed in this matter.
Brother please go n watch blue film sir!!!!((THANK ME LATER))
NEUSICMEDIA: Nigerian crossdresser, Idris Okuneye better known as Bobrisky, has taken to Snapchat to brag about his expensive investments in Lagos.
The self acclaimed ‘male barbie’, in a recent post, revealed that he has delved into the oil and gas sector as he allegedly owns a petrol station in Lekki, Lagos. Bobrisky also disclosed that he has made his first installment for a hotel property worth N800 million in Lekki Phase 1. According to him, the property agent didn’t believe him until he paid the first instalment of N230 million.
Sharing a photo of the payment receipt, Bobrisky threw jabs at trolls who have been castigating him online, while stating that he’s turning the insults to money.
He wrote,
“I have a gas station popularly known as Petroleum station in Lekki. My lawyer ask me not to share this information with no one. It kept as a secret because we don’t want it known to the public yet. Many of you here in Lagos have bought fuel there. The more you insult I get from people daily I turn it to money, in your mind you are laughing at me yeah? But I am turning it to money as the smart girl that I am
“There is this hotel they want to sell in Lekki phase 1 for eight hundred million, when I told the guy I want to buy it, the guy was shocked. I told them I want to spread the payment for three month d guy didn’t believe until I make first payment on the 11th.”
Steep: A young man approached an old professor in a college and asked him, “How long before death should one prepare for eternity?” The professor answered, “A few minutes.”
The young man was pleased with this answer because he wanted to have his fling, to sow his wild oats, and to experience whatever life might have to offer. Then, a few moments before he closed his selfish eyes in death, he thought he would ask God to have mercy on him!
“But,” asked the old professor, “When are you going to die?”
“I can’t tell,” replied the young man.
“Then,” said the kindly Christian professor, “GET READY NOW, for you may have only a few moments to live.”
I have traveled widely and have yet to meet anyone who wants to go to the lake of fire, there to endure the “eternal judgment” of God. All hope to be saved someday and to escape that awful doom.
Many persons say that they would like to be saved, but they say they are waiting God’s time. God knows the best and proper time for a man to be saved. He says it’s NOW.
There is no promise in God’s Word that a man will be saved next week, or next month, or next year, or when he comes to his deathbed, or at the eleventh hour, as some people foolishly say or imagine.
God’s pledge is that He will save a man when he believes on the Lord Jesus Christ—not when he says he believes, but when he does believe. His word is: “Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved” (Acts 16:31).
Time is short. Eternity is near. The dark clouds of judgment are gathering and are about to burst in all their crushing power on a Christless, guilty world. But before this takes place, God kindly warns us, “Behold, now is the accepted time; behold, now is the day of salvation.” 2 Corinthians 6:2.
“Come now, and let us reason together, saith the Lord: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.” Isaiah 1:18. This is God’s gracious plea to you. What timely tenderness He shows you!
God’s word is “COME,” and He tells you when to come: “NOW.” He concludes this magnificent verse with the promise of cleansing you from all your sins.
Another urgent Divine plea is: “Acquaint now thyself with Him, and be at peace: thereby good shall come unto thee.” Job 22:21. Again the word NOW confronts us. It tells us that THIS IS THE MOMENT to be acquainted with God by Christ Jesus—to be at peace with God through Christ. He has made peace for us with His precious blood, and only by its cleansing power can we be saved.
The invitation of Jesus is, “Come; for all things are now ready.” Luke 14:17. There is nothing left for the helpless sinner to do in the matter of the soul’s salvation but to believe. On the cross, Christ did all that the glory of God required, and then He said, “It is finished.” John 19:30. He is in that glory today as proof that it is finished and that God is satisfied. NOW He can make known to you by the Holy Spirit through the Scriptures His present salvation for all lost sinners.
The god of this world, Satan, tempts you to put off the salvation of your soul until tomorrow. Tomorrow is too late! It is not God’s time. Tomorrow is death, the grave, the lake of fire, the eternal cry of a damned soul. God would not say “NOW” so frequently in His Word if He did not mean it, or if there were not awful danger in delaying, or if tomorrow would do. It may be now or never for you. God grant that it may be NOW.
Salvation now, this moment; Then why, oh, why delay? You may not see tomorrow! NOW is salvation’s day
brother, we dont under stand.how can we help sir?.....r u looookin for punnnny?
Steep: A young man approached an old professor in a college and asked him, “How long before death should one prepare for eternity?” The professor answered, “A few minutes.”
The young man was pleased with this answer because he wanted to have his fling, to sow his wild oats, and to experience whatever life might have to offer. Then, a few moments before he closed his selfish eyes in death, he thought he would ask God to have mercy on him!
“But,” asked the old professor, “When are you going to die?”
“I can’t tell,” replied the young man.
“Then,” said the kindly Christian professor, “GET READY NOW, for you may have only a few moments to live.”
I have traveled widely and have yet to meet anyone who wants to go to the lake of fire, there to endure the “eternal judgment” of God. All hope to be saved someday and to escape that awful doom.
Many persons say that they would like to be saved, but they say they are waiting God’s time. God knows the best and proper time for a man to be saved. He says it’s NOW.
There is no promise in God’s Word that a man will be saved next week, or next month, or next year, or when he comes to his deathbed, or at the eleventh hour, as some people foolishly say or imagine.
God’s pledge is that He will save a man when he believes on the Lord Jesus Christ—not when he says he believes, but when he does believe. His word is: “Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved” (Acts 16:31).
Time is short. Eternity is near. The dark clouds of judgment are gathering and are about to burst in all their crushing power on a Christless, guilty world. But before this takes place, God kindly warns us, “Behold, now is the accepted time; behold, now is the day of salvation.” 2 Corinthians 6:2.
“Come now, and let us reason together, saith the Lord: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.” Isaiah 1:18. This is God’s gracious plea to you. What timely tenderness He shows you!
God’s word is “COME,” and He tells you when to come: “NOW.” He concludes this magnificent verse with the promise of cleansing you from all your sins.
Another urgent Divine plea is: “Acquaint now thyself with Him, and be at peace: thereby good shall come unto thee.” Job 22:21. Again the word NOW confronts us. It tells us that THIS IS THE MOMENT to be acquainted with God by Christ Jesus—to be at peace with God through Christ. He has made peace for us with His precious blood, and only by its cleansing power can we be saved.
The invitation of Jesus is, “Come; for all things are now ready.” Luke 14:17. There is nothing left for the helpless sinner to do in the matter of the soul’s salvation but to believe. On the cross, Christ did all that the glory of God required, and then He said, “It is finished.” John 19:30. He is in that glory today as proof that it is finished and that God is satisfied. NOW He can make known to you by the Holy Spirit through the Scriptures His present salvation for all lost sinners.
The god of this world, Satan, tempts you to put off the salvation of your soul until tomorrow. Tomorrow is too late! It is not God’s time. Tomorrow is death, the grave, the lake of fire, the eternal cry of a damned soul. God would not say “NOW” so frequently in His Word if He did not mean it, or if there were not awful danger in delaying, or if tomorrow would do. It may be now or never for you. God grant that it may be NOW.
Salvation now, this moment; Then why, oh, why delay? You may not see tomorrow! NOW is salvation’s day
Magnoliaa: #10,000k? When I don't even cook or wash or do chores in my own house. Give me another deal, abeg. And why would your uncle want an house maid with bumbum? Are there other unwritten duties?
How much is this uncle worth also?
My uncle is a millionnear like me & he love women like uvwith big yansh. I all so love womens like u witb big yansh
Magnoliaa: The bitterness oozing in this thread ehn.
Tufia!
please do u hav yansh & can u cook n clean & please can u do hoise girl works for only 6 month & u will earns a coool ngn10,000 naira cash a months....my uncle say i should help him look forva beautiful house made....U WANT?
Havesomesense: How many of you agree that girls are wicked.
son...Will u carrry that yor triangle head n go n finish yor sckoooool home work jorrrr......when u end up becomin arm robber now.., u start blammmin nairaland. Goat!!!(no oofenese)
DrFunmisticGlow: I'm a lady, and have a slender neck, so I'll take it as a compliment
In addition to my neck, let's also hope your dick is longer than your height
How can u be lady & doctor? since when is lady z doctorl? so r u sayin u dont were thong or mini sket & u dont strip dance ? Hagggon so r u one of those LGTB Lessssbian people that dress like man & grow mustaches?
1. Curtains. This is a vagina where the labia minora (inner lips) extend out past the labia majora (outer lips) either a little bit or a whole lot. Apparently, this seems to be the most common vagina and has characteristics that are seen in other types, too.
2. Barbie While this is the least common, it is the way that majority of people assume that vaginas should look. In this case, the labia minora are completely hidden inside the labia majora and both sets of lips rest on the pelvic bone.
3. Puffs These look similar to the Barbie but the lips sit lower on the pelvic bone and are either puffed up or thin and hanging. 4. Tulip This one looks like a flower about to bloom. Here, the labia minora is slightly showing throughout the whole length of the labia majora. It’s different than the curtains because the inner lips are both exposed and contained.
5. Horseshoe This is when the vagina opening is wider at the top, which exposes the labia minora, but the labia majora touch towards the bottom and stop the labia minora from extending below them. The shape looks like a horseshoe in general.
There are different types of vagina and they are all unique. The thing is, none is better than the others.
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true true true...Siofra punnnny is Barbie & Bola146 own is Samantar.....i seeeenit
MufasaLion bro u said u was born wit punnnny...correct?....wot shape is yor punnn sir? (no oofenese)
...and is streesin me out. Anyone ever experiense the side efffect of being too hand some? Chicks chassssin me left right & centre....even from nairaland. . Please advise
Romance › Re: Ladies Who Have Done Anal,does It Feel Like Vagina Too? by Pumpumking: 9:07am On Dec 02, 2021
