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Bola146:
Are you a bricklayer?

Bola146:
You be mumu. It means she trusted you that you can't have any lust towards her sister. If her sister is not trusted, tell her not to come alone to your house again!!

Bola146 u hav great shance to win NGN 6000 Cash on Sunday whivmch u all ways want... .can we quickly do sexx tape blue film so i can mate wit u plase?.. U WANT?

Depressed as hell.

This same time last year, I was balling hard.

Now, am just a living dead.


Will I ever make it back to the standard I was before.

I doubt myself.

I fell off the ladder 9 months ago, right now am a living dead

Datboredberry:
Why do Nigerian men do this?

I went out not long ago... An evening stroll...

I was with my phone... Listening to a song... I wasn't paying much attention...

From no where, this dude...(probably someone's dad)...walked over to where I was standing... Unzipped his trouser... and starts peeing!!!

Less than three feet from where I stood... Dude doesn't mind that I'm a young girl... That I can see his junk... No concern, no shame!

He could have peed elsewhere... But he chose not to... That's weird...

Why do men pee in public? Especially Nigerian men... Like, it's gross... No one wants to see to see that thick black worm sticking out from your tangled bush... It's just not appealing...

Second reason it's irritating... Most of you don't wash your hands after peeing...

I was told never...never...NEVER...touch a man's hand and eat immediately after... He's probably eased himself... Just shook the pee off his pẹnis and didn't bother to wash his hands... Honestly?

Allergic to good hygiene? Or what?!!

Another issue I have... What's with the zero consideration for the kids who see your pẹnises? Imagine, I'm a girl who squats in front of a teen boy... Vagina in his face and I start peeing...

It's indecent exposure... It's damn wrong... Most of you do this in the presence of children... It's not right...

Before you leave your homes, ease yourselves...
I don't know if men have weaker bladders... Women tend to hold it in better... But if you can't... Walk into an eatery... Or a gas filling station... There are clean restrooms...

Don't drink much water... Okay?

And if you just gotta pee... Buy a sachet of water beforehand... It's just ₦20... Affordable...!


Unrelated: glad to be back from a ban...

EkehPraise:
Good evening dear Nairalanders,

There's this youthful and beautiful young lady I have been seeing close to a month now, we met in church, she appear s to be decent and homely and we started off as friends so we could get to know each other better, though I'm planning to settle down real soon but I don't want to be in a hurry so as not to repeat past mistakes.

Today I invited her over to my place so we could spend some time together and she could meet my elder brother since he's in town, she agreed and came around.
We spent quality time having different conversations, she even cooked for our lunch and I dropped her off at her place this evening.

Now ever since I got back home, I've been looking for my Samsung Earbuds and my Bro has not seen his wallet which we usually leave on the dining table.

I have called her twice and she didn't pick up the calls.
No one else came to the house except for this my new girl.

I feel confused. How do I approach this issue?

doksblog:
Since the year 2013, while I was still in the university, the choice between warm and cold bath is always a serious debate between me and my roommate, George Emmanuel Chibuzor.

I appreciate taking warm bath ONLY and during rainy season or harmattan period , but this very guy is always against it. Why?

He said to me then; “Look at the way you are damaging your skin cells. Don’t you know that hot or warm water destroys skin cells? And you called yourself potential Biochemist.”

Although, I have tried my best to convince him by telling him how I got use to warm water especially during cold seasons, but he seems not to understand.

But I promised him one thing, that one day he’ll realise that warm water has its own benefits to the body.

However, are you one of those who likes to have a hot, steaming shower in the morning?

"This post is intellectual property of Doksblog.com"

While hot water showers have their own therapeutic effects, did you know that a cold shower can also do a lot of good to you?

From calming itchy skin to enhancing your blood circulation, cold showers have many health benefits.

But which one is better? We give you the complete picture about cold and hot baths.

Hot Bath Vs Cold Bath:Which One Is The Better?

Let’s start from cold bath. How do cold showers benefit you?
https://doksblog.com/hot-bath-vs-cold-bathwhich-one-is-the-better/

Preciousgirl:
Tall lanky with great dress sense

Anyone like that on here?

ekensi01:
never. I fk pvssy bt no more

Winnerly:
I’ve been craving for this ever since a kid

Please do they have a whatsapp group i can bomb?

ekensi01:
on a sunday morning. Cant you wait till tomorrow?

Cryptobits:
I dey come

Charity4real:
1. Not to discuss my problems with anyone again. I was betrayed by my blood sister after I opened up my family issues to her.

2. Not to trust anyone, never again!

3. To always mind my business

4. To always trust my instinct.

AoifeNightfall:
I feel like reaching through this phone to give you a hard slap Swrs

AoifeNightfall:
I feel like reaching through this phone to give you a hard slap Swrs

AoifeNightfall:
He-goat!

Don't worry she'll soon come back and she'll terrorise you.

Naughtysex:
It's obvious that you urgently need help

NOTE: please type like a human being if you need my response

BadRadio:
When you think you've found the bones of your bones, one yahoo boy will just come out of the blues and snatch her away from you.


Prospective wife materials are being carried away and these Yahoo boys prey on them.

Yahoo boys pls leave good girls alone so we can see one to marry.

Yahoo boys dont deserve wife material biko

Ilamina:
Luckily for me, I was born in London

So I have the normal perfect belly button

Kuriosmynd:
For me, I remember one long gloomy moment i had.
Out of fear that I might die..lol...I had to ask google: "Can sadness kill someone"?
.

.Lol...I was so sad that I was scared my heart might stop beating cos my heart was so heavy..
.
..I think that's the strangest shit I ever asked Google
.

Cerebellum:
You're a mumu mumu mumu OP!!

Yes(no offense)

Naughtysex:
I think you need to drop that imkpulu miri you are taking then read the thread again slowly

benqo01:
When a girl tell you to always dream of her what does she mean? Because am not understanding o everyday she always tell me to dream of her, now i dey even fear