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PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Taking Pictures Of Lagos From Helicopter (Photo) by Pumpumking: 8:34am On Aug 20, 2021
sarrki:
Governor Baba jide sanwo Olu of Lagos taking pictures of
WOW. u people have helicopter? in Lagos?
Glamouzpeter,..sweet hat u need to come to london quick so i can trip u wit double decka red bus top floor ...u will enjoyit cheesy
RomanceIs It Possible to find real love on Nairaland? by Pumpumking(op): 8:21am On Aug 20, 2021
.....I think am all ready in love wit 12 chicks so far (7 lightskin, 2 halfcast, 1 white & 2 fat
preety dakskin chicks..however I dunnnnno if it's TRUE love. I need to settle down by chrisssmas

Please advise angry
RomanceRe: What’s That Habit You Find Difficult To Stop? by Pumpumking: 8:14am On Aug 20, 2021
Lamanii22:
None, no bad habits whatsoever...
...say whatttttt??
Sweet hat u don't smoke igbo or weed?? ..this is yor shance to enjoy...I can link u sir!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Has A Lady Ever Treated You Like This Before? by Pumpumking:
Hisduchess:
Mrcork you are ment.leave me
No no no no no..our contract is I leave u for 3month & in return I get punnnnnnny ..I lie?
..right now I need some...juss a taste.i beg!! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Gifts His Wife, Ebele, A 2021 Mercedes Benz GLE 53 (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 1:55am On Aug 20, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
Get lost
gimme yoe nomba nah? truss me..no chicks as ever rejected me. i have moiney . i swaaaar...gimme yor nomba? smiley
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Gifts His Wife, Ebele, A 2021 Mercedes Benz GLE 53 (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 1:54am On Aug 20, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
Your money perish with you
u so rudes its unbelivble and sad....and then u complain u cant find man on nairaland...aint u sopose to like moieny? did i mention am from london & i drive range rover? y u keep action like childish childrens? u need to grow up serrriously.ok wot do u want apart from moiney? try me...name wot u want me to buy for u? u want phone credit? or u want cash? tell me how much u need? (and please be nice)
o no u want moieny. all womens do..truss me!! undecided
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Vee Celebrates Her 25th Birthday, Neo Celebrates Her (Photos) by Pumpumking: 1:26am On Aug 20, 2021
kestolove95:
u don't have respect for ur seniors Abi?
me i like women (single or married, lightskin or halfcast). ...wot as seniority gots to do with liking women nah? aint u sopose to be liked? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Gifts His Wife, Ebele, A 2021 Mercedes Benz GLE 53 (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 11:12pm On Aug 19, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
It is spelt Nigeria and not nigeria
Hire a tutor with the money u need it
Or better still take it to the motherless baby home around your getto
Good luck
Ete udam
anyways, did i mention I drive range rover & am a londoner......juss in case u ask? smiley
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 14 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Enugu by Pumpumking: 10:19pm On Aug 19, 2021
fergie0o1:
EFCC Nigeria

IBO people again..FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD...u see wot Namdi Kanu started....and this is who they want has the future president of Nigeria...REALLY??

..they need to execute that terrrrorist midget asap!!!(no ooofense) angry

RomanceRe: Am Really Enjoying This Site by Pumpumking: 9:52pm On Aug 19, 2021
hussey1149:
not long that I join this forum,
but am really enjoying every post I read in this forum,
i fell so relax I fell amazing whenever am on this forum,this forum is one of the best I have ever visit.
nairaland?
i never knew they is a forum like this until a friend introduced it to me,
whenever I come here am always update with news of things that are going on in this world and life,may God bless this forum and keep this forum growing Ameen.
^^^Story
bro question is have u catch any babes yet?.... I take It yor answer is NO.(nada)

anyways good news for u sir is I will give u any of this babes (take yor pick) for free....u can take any 3 if u like.

pigieon english is there first language sir but only Bunmhi is struglin with english grama & u can aviod Glamouzpeter..she cuss too much liek bus condoctor!! (Thank me later) wink

Bunmhi
Glamouzpeter
kestolove95
Hziyech
Beebah2000
RomanceRe: Free Give Away Upto 100k In Cash students only. by Pumpumking: 8:57pm On Aug 19, 2021
DaddyFreeze2020:
Even if it's 5k or anything you have sha. Please
0045981137
Access bank
U SO DUMB DUMB DUMB U MAKE DUMB PEOPLE PROUD OF BEEN DUMB.

ITS UNBELIFABLE.....u give out yor bank detail on a 419 stranger on nairaland. how dumb u r sir and how dumb u make nigeria look. Dummy!!!(no oofeinse) angry

RomanceRe: I Cant sleeep please help! by Pumpumking(op): 8:01pm On Aug 19, 2021
Beebah2000:
which kind of problem be this one??
I dint ask u for sexxx ..I dint ask u for kiss..I dint even ask u for ordnary hug...all I simply ask is for u to talk me to bed or is that too much to ask??...
..but why are u naija women so unromantic & borrrin gaddddemit? angry
RomanceRe: I Cant sleeep please help! by Pumpumking(op): 7:36pm On Aug 19, 2021
Beebah2000:
papa pumpum, girls no dey your area ni?
The girls in my area look like man & they too ugly..na u I want. Yor sexxy voice sound like davido cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Go In Raw by Pumpumking: 7:33pm On Aug 19, 2021
Chuky7:
Many people have condomless sex
for sensation alone. I suspect for many this has
as much to do with the psychological as the
tactile, but regardless, condomless sex just feels
better to some people—so much so that the
sensation outweighs risk.

How do end avoiding pregnancy n diseases.
As long has u don't pour inside...bro..u good to go. U wunt catch aids sir

..bro u don't belif me, ask Glamouzpeter angry
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Gifts His Wife, Ebele, A 2021 Mercedes Benz GLE 53 (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 7:20pm On Aug 19, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
It is spelt Nigeria and not nigeria
Hire a tutor with the money u need it
Or better still take it to the motherless baby home around your getto
Good luck
Ete udam
Ok u win. Quit playin had to get. I have moiney. Gimme yor number, I beg! smiley
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Gifts His Wife, Ebele, A 2021 Mercedes Benz GLE 53 (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 5:59pm On Aug 19, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
It is spelt Nigeria and not nigeria
Don't bother coming, use the money hire a teacher u need one
Or if your head no like book, spray it on the motherless baby home in your getto
Good luck
u too rude...i bet yor man run away!! (goat) angry
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Gifts His Wife, Ebele, A 2021 Mercedes Benz GLE 53 (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 5:59pm On Aug 19, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
It is spelt Nigeria and not nigeria
Don't bother coming, use the money hire a teacher u need one
Or if your head no like book, spray it on the motherless baby home in your getto
Good luck
angry
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Vee Celebrates Her 25th Birthday, Neo Celebrates Her (Photos) by Pumpumking: 5:56pm On Aug 19, 2021
kestolove95:
wanna get me one?
yep i want u to were thong & dance shanku shanku for me!! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Gifts His Wife, Ebele, A 2021 Mercedes Benz GLE 53 (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 5:49pm On Aug 19, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
I don't have time for men with fish brain, get lost (ebot ubom)
guess wot, i be in nigeria in 5 weeks time..i bet u will start run after me when i flash u £50 CASH & spray it all over u like a baller!!!! (((money talks))) angry
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Gifts His Wife, Ebele, A 2021 Mercedes Benz GLE 53 (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 5:47pm On Aug 19, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
Nigeria is no jungle and London is a hut
Am not a gulloton Use the £10 and hire a teacher for a month and improve on your spellings and stop embarrassing London because I know you don't belong there.
Am proud of me
Am proud of Nigeria and I don't regret being 1
I don't like fighting either, and I won't give you my number
u rude innit.....very stoborn!!!! (goat) angry
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Gifts His Wife, Ebele, A 2021 Mercedes Benz GLE 53 (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 5:45pm On Aug 19, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
Nigeria is no jungle and London is a hut
Am not a gulloton Use the £10 and hire a teacher for a month and improve on your spellings and stop embarrassing London because I know you don't belong there.
Am proud of me
Am proud of Nigeria and I don't regret being 1
I don't like fighting either, and I won't give you my number
angry
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Gifts His Wife, Ebele, A 2021 Mercedes Benz GLE 53 (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 5:36pm On Aug 19, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
U want to steal a thong from London to Nigeria
God is wonderful
u juss loss a big shance to date a londoner.
U never beento London yet u actin like one of us. Have u ever eaten apple pie in yor life? Do u even no wot kebab is or stake and kidney pie or pinacolader drink or kfc or weagamama or corn roll is?have u heard of them. U there eaten sugar cane, ground nut puff puff & for some reason in yor guinea fowl head, u tink am on yor level? Please u must all ways show respet when ever u talk to Londoner!!!! (words of wisdom)
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Gifts His Wife, Ebele, A 2021 Mercedes Benz GLE 53 (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 5:26pm On Aug 19, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
Your not from London, but u are among the slaves that was taken to London in those days (hahahaha)
Where I come from, we are not lead by blind men, that why I never ask for your help
Big boy, please try as much as possible to spell words correctly (hahahaha)
I don't expect u to see my beauty because a blind London driver don't see beyond their nose �
You drive range Rover doesn't mean u own 1, you can actually be someone's driver.
we dont use driver hear in london like that jungle u leave in. U keep shouting Obi Convana or wotever he silly names is. In london, we dont date ugly womens like his wife who u think looklike beyansi. hear in london, we date halfcast women, white women & lightskin women & russia women. u dont stand a shance next to any of them coz u in that nigeria place coz u jelos am here, u thare. anyways am a lover not a fight so I wunt cuss u coz i love women. I sugest u be nice to be if u want me to send u £10 cash..u can use it for one month food shopin. anyways i forgive u coz i love women...gimmme yor nomba so we can discuss llike gentlemen..& please hurrry! angry
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Gifts His Wife, Ebele, A 2021 Mercedes Benz GLE 53 (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 5:21pm On Aug 19, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
Your not from London, but u are among the slaves that was taken to London in those days (hahahaha)
Where I come from, we are not lead by blind men, that why I never ask for your help
Big boy, please try as much as possible to spell words correctly (hahahaha)
I don't expect u to see my beauty because a blind London driver don't see beyond their nose �
You drive range Rover doesn't mean u own 1, you can actually be someone's driver.
angry
RomanceRe: I Cant sleeep please help! by Pumpumking(op): 5:21pm On Aug 19, 2021
kestolove95:
sleep never worry u
please make sure u or Beebah2000 are available tonight or elae.......i cant sleeep & i really need a chick to talk to. Serrrriosly!!! smiley
RomanceRe: Cooking Isn't Easy by Pumpumking: 5:12pm On Aug 19, 2021
Magnoliaa:
What's the point of this thread?
...he need help...no nagggin sir...please marry him asap!! angry
RomanceRe: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Pumpumking: 5:10pm On Aug 19, 2021
Ekele22:
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!!

ok so we shoudl fear womens coz yor girfriend have public hair...corrrect?...
bro i dont meannnto sound rude but are u ok sir? (no ofeinse)
angry
RomanceRe: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Pumpumking: 5:08pm On Aug 19, 2021
Ekele22:
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!!
angry
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Gifts His Wife, Ebele, A 2021 Mercedes Benz GLE 53 (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 5:07pm On Aug 19, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
Take the next trip to hell with your Christmas thong, colour and size�
so u dont want me to buy u thong from london?? yor loss. clearly u dont no moiney when u see one!!!!!! (no ofeinse) angry
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Gifts His Wife, Ebele, A 2021 Mercedes Benz GLE 53 (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 5:05pm On Aug 19, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
Your from London, no wonder u act like a local loss fowl.
What level are u Biko? Kindergarten I guess that is why u never grow up,
Can u create and give breath?
The money you have is vanity and that's why those miserable girls u calm to have keep running away from u (ebot ubom)
am from london. u never beeento london & yet, u makin shakara like u all dat. can u see am simply tryin to help u. U aint half cast, u aint lightskin, u aint even white but yet u tink u all dat. U dont even hav a shance to talk to me on a good day. I drive range rover & i can pull any chicks i want, u included. Obi cunaba marry babe that loooklike housegirl & yet u tink he a hero. dont worrrry when u have moiney once day, u will have a shance to talk to big boy like me so i can take u to restarant. U never even beeento restorant apart from nando..i like. U not even fine. when ever u have moiney to reach london, come & talk to me coz am a londoner. yor boyfriends cant even reach me!!!! (goat) angry

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