₦airaland Forum

kestolove95:
sleep never worry u

valentineuwakwe:
You want to talk to a babe this time of the nite....no worry, you go soon talk to ghost!

please carrry yor wheel chair sef outter this thread i beg......are u a chick?

Bunmhi:

Bunmhi:
Her full name is Arinola and not Arindin

kestolove95:
OK..talk

Omihanifa:
Story

Same yansh way dem dey press up and down for movies is what she's saying it's for her husband alone

Same yansh way boys don over abuse when she was still helping her mom to sell in her pepper soup joint way back

If the yansh was truly for her husband alone will she even be putting on such a transparent gown in the first place

Nkechi Sunday blessing is for everyone as long as you get money

Omihanifa:
Story

Same yansh way dem dey press up and down for movies is what she's saying it's for her husband alone

Same yansh way boys don over abuse when she was still helping her mom to sell in her pepper soup joint way back

If the yansh was truly for her husband alone will she even be putting on such a transparent gown in the first place

Nkechi Sunday blessing is for everyone as long as you get money

Adadioranma79:
The worst thing to happen to anyone, no money and no sense. Chai
Send your azza, lemme buy you dinner.

blinking001:
That is how they'll be embarrasing us everywhere

saphiere:
what has this gender not done to women?
Any woman who is against feminism needs her brain checked.

saphiere:
what has this gender not done to women?
Any woman who is against feminism needs her brain checked.

ChizzyBuna:
I'm curious to know
I'm not a virgin I've had sex couple times
Sometimes without condom
But I have never cum inside
I'm scared of pregnancy, so I ask how does it feel?

ChizzyBuna:
I'm curious to know
I'm not a virgin I've had sex couple times
Sometimes without condom
But I have never cum inside
I'm scared of pregnancy, so I ask how does it feel?

Wizklynd23:
I use to hear of stories during love making a lady will faint or accidentally die I never believed it until it happened with me.

My Experience :

It is was a horrible experience for me, the lady in question took a deep breath and immediately stop breathing and was motionless for a while , I was confused and my thoughts was she's death as I was naive and that is my first time experiencing such.
At the time this happened it was past 11pm, I shacked the lady several times in confusion in a bit for her to come back but all efforts prove abortive, the thoughts of her fainting didn't came as I was already shivering thinking she's death and what explanation could I give to the world.. What I see happening in Nigerian movies here it is happening with me. A lot of thoughts was racing through my mind few minutes later she came back with another long deep breath out, asking me what is happening bla bla I told her everything and how I thought she's death , she apologized telling me she's sorry that her heart used to cut bla bla when she's scared etc. I really got angry with her and demanded why didn't she tell me she had this problem long ago why should I discover it in such a way.

Early in the morning have to dismissed her and that is how we broke up..

My advice :

1. Ensure a Girl is not having any health related issues before she come over to your place

2. Dating a asthmatic patient ; ensure she comes over with her inhaler

3. Keep water constant in your room and other minor drugs or pain relievers .

So share your experience Guys.

Moderators help push this to front-page please

Wizklynd23:
I use to hear of stories during love making a lady will faint or accidentally die I never believed it until it happened with me.

My Experience :

It is was a horrible experience for me, the lady in question took a deep breath and immediately stop breathing and was motionless for a while , I was confused and my thoughts was she's death as I was naive and that is my first time experiencing such.
At the time this happened it was past 11pm, I shacked the lady several times in confusion in a bit for her to come back but all efforts prove abortive, the thoughts of her fainting didn't came as I was already shivering thinking she's death and what explanation could I give to the world.. What I see happening in Nigerian movies here it is happening with me. A lot of thoughts was racing through my mind few minutes later she came back with another long deep breath out, asking me what is happening bla bla I told her everything and how I thought she's death , she apologized telling me she's sorry that her heart used to cut bla bla when she's scared etc. I really got angry with her and demanded why didn't she tell me she had this problem long ago why should I discover it in such a way.

Early in the morning have to dismissed her and that is how we broke up..

My advice :

1. Ensure a Girl is not having any health related issues before she come over to your place

2. Dating a asthmatic patient ; ensure she comes over with her inhaler

3. Keep water constant in your room and other minor drugs or pain relievers .

So share your experience Guys.

Moderators help push this to front-page please

Adadioranma79:
The worst thing to happen to anyone, no money and no sense. Chai
Send your azza, lemme buy you dinner.

DeeFlask:
i feel like the worst person in the world,i feel like running away and leaving my body

Bro today is your lovely day Beebah2000 is available & we giving her away for free. She been single for only 20 years & she need man quick sir....this is yor shance sir..YOU WANT??

DeeFlask:
i feel like the worst person in the world,i feel like running away and leaving my body

Sill001:
Pls help, how can I report my landlord to the Lagos State government as soon as possible?

Location is Ikotun.

I'm just tired of wicked Lagos landlords.

I paid close to N200,000 for the house, but later discovered that all the water used in bathing in the bathroom does not flow out, no drainage. The water is being soaked by the wall. The walls are soaked. My properties are spoiling already because of the too much dampness of the walls and floor. 

He promised to do it but he will never do it, because I discovered that's his usual style, to collect money and disappear. All the tenants are tired of his wickedness. 

The dangerous thing here is that the whole house is a duplex and it's upstairs (decking) with many flats upstairs but I stay downstairs, so it's very very dangerous for me because of the walls in my room soaking water continuously, which can collapse anytime. All the bath water and washing water goes to the foundation of the building. No draining. It's a very risky place I'm staying and with likelihood of collapse any moment. 

Not only that, the outstanding NEPA bill I later discovered for the whole house is currently over N200,000. He refused to sort it out and we have been paying for the old bill which we never used, yet our light would trip off within 3 days even after paying a lot of money, up to 15k or 20k at times, because of the outstanding bill. 

For the drainage, which is my major concern, he kept delaying and giving excuses and promises for the past four months I packed in, but when he ran out of lies, he just told me yesterday on the phone that he will never do the drainage. And during inspection, this kind of thing is not possible to detect it because it's not possible for you to bath and see whether water is flowing through the drainage during house inspection. 

He even boasted that he will never do it and that I should do my worst. Very wicked and irresponsible old man. 

Pls how can I report him to the Lagos State government? To avoid building collapse. To compel him to do it because of the safety of my life.

Pls help. Thanks.

AprokoGirl:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2021/08/16/nscdc-nabs-29-year-old-for-defiling-four-year-old-in-ondo/

Cinema4d:
Your condition is getting worse
Please get help asap.

usj:
Hello guys,
I just took some time off the busy life of lagos to relax in port Harcourt for days now.

There are this group of five yahoo boys (from there conversations I can tell they are) sharing an apartment, and I have being sleeping in a room next to theirs.

I was woken up this morning about 4 am, by loud music and violent kicks to the wall.

At first I was wondering what it's was all about but, couldn't conclude on what the whole situation was all about until the battery of the MP3 they where using ran down.

When the atmosphere was more quieter I could her a girl screaming leave my legs alone, stop stop, stop slapping me, stop hitting me and laud cry in-between those words.

Sleep dried from my body, I wanted to go over there but i was hearing another female voice that suggested she was all in on the acts. Why one was moaning the other was resisting the the five-some (or whatever it maybe called). And she wasn't calling for help, what stopped her for crying out louder and asking for help still surprises me.

I was so curious that when the girls came out I went out to take a look and I was more heart-broken. None of the girls is more that 20 years old if my guess is right, then they are all teenagers except the guys.

Well I warned one of the boys against rape and the consequences of it.

The landlady and 2 other women came out to express their displeasure.

NairaEffect:
Dear NairaLanders,

Bankers in the house, can you share your thoughts on what banks are currently paying as salaries particularly for entry level in 2021.

Your contributions will be of help to many.

Thank you.

TAglobe:
Party is not the issue but the people.

Akwamkpuruamu:
Biafrans leaving Nigeria is now a matter of life and death. Theres no more neutrality or political correctedness.

Whether you support Biafra now or not, you Must surely support it in a few more days ahead.

UmuChineke, its time to leave Egypt, For Pharaoh and his armies are coming with full force

Akwamkpuruamu:
Biafrans leaving Nigeria is now a matter of life and death. Theres no more neutrality or political correctedness.

Whether you support Biafra now or not, you Must surely support it in a few more days ahead.

UmuChineke, its time to leave Egypt, For Pharaoh and his armies are coming with full force

writetopoker2:
Lol, guy you are mentally retarded, were did I tell you anyone rejected someone?

See on a serious note you need to visit the psychiatric for mental examination.

Out of the 5 things you claim I said, I never said any. Simple 3 short paragraph you can't just read and understand, then it means your brain is seriously damaged

mrex911:
Hi Nairalanders, ur advice is seriously needed here. No insults pls.
I've been struggling with Masturbation and pornography addiction for the past 15 years.
I've tried all I could to stop but all to no avail.
I've prayed and fasted so many times with no tangible result. What happens is that;
I'll stop for like six(6) months without endulging in it. But once am down I see myself in the act again.
It has been filled with ups and downs all dis years.
Anytime I endulge in it the aftermath is filled with regrets, guilt, shame and loss of inner power.
I always fill sad and empty afterwards.
I really don't know what to do again, I seriously need help. My relationship with God is as take here.
Pls help a brother.
U advice will be appreciated.

writetopoker2:
Married people also masturbate too, thats the point

writetopoker2:
Please help me ask the buffoon