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RomanceRe: How Do I Handle This Girl, Before She Accuse Me Of Rape by Pumpumking: 12:47pm On Aug 17, 2021
Beebah2000:
NO
^^^^^ this one dont have taste!! (goat) angry
RomanceRe: How Do I Handle This Girl, Before She Accuse Me Of Rape by Pumpumking: 12:46pm On Aug 17, 2021
RomanceRe: . by Pumpumking: 12:45pm On Aug 17, 2021
Independentgbol:
Virtually all the time.
great but bro.. i belif u miss the G - Point....it didnt enter! angry
RomanceRe: How Do I Handle This Girl, Before She Accuse Me Of Rape by Pumpumking: 12:03pm On Aug 17, 2021
[quote author=Beebah2000 post=104887254][/quote] kaiiiiii ..IS THAT A YESSSSSSSSSS?? U SAYIN YESSSSSSSS? cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Talibans Vow To Impose Islamic Law Worldwide by Pumpumking: 12:01pm On Aug 17, 2021
ISLAMBAD:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/08/17/afghanistan-taliban-vows-to-impose-islamic-law-worl

...SAY WOT??...impose islam?? .....ISLAM my foot.. that messssed up terrrrrorist religion?..there head iz not corrrect!!!! ..freedom of speech 2021(no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: How Do I Handle This Girl, Before She Accuse Me Of Rape by Pumpumking: 11:58am On Aug 17, 2021
Beebah2000:
give you wetinhuh
pucccccccccccccccccy nah....u think am gere to sell ground nut?

ok i be happier if u gimmmme punnny so we can oficially be friends...& i will make u my nomba one sweet hat.. deal? cheesy
RomanceRe: How Do I Handle This Girl, Before She Accuse Me Of Rape by Pumpumking: 11:57am On Aug 17, 2021
Beebah2000:
u wish grin grin grin
angry
RomanceRe: How Do I Handle This Girl, Before She Accuse Me Of Rape by Pumpumking: 11:56am On Aug 17, 2021
Beebah2000:
papa pumpum, why u dey vex?
ok i will for give u iff u gimmmmmmmme some!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: How Do I Handle This Girl, Before She Accuse Me Of Rape by Pumpumking: 11:54am On Aug 17, 2021
Beebah2000:
Lol grin grin
Nigerian men... Fear them. They can lie for Africa.
YOU AGAIN. ..stalkin me?
LEAVE ME ALONE I BEG. i do not want sexx. NEVER!!! angry
RomanceRe: How Do I Handle This Girl, Before She Accuse Me Of Rape by Pumpumking: 11:53am On Aug 17, 2021
Beebah2000:
Lol grin grin
Nigerian men... Fear them. They can lie for Africa.
angry
RomanceRe: How Do I Handle This Girl, Before She Accuse Me Of Rape by Pumpumking: 11:51am On Aug 17, 2021
SultanOfPuna:
I bleeped the hell out of one chick last year September.
Like I bleeped her mercilessly and she came back for more and even stayed over for days before leaving.
After that encounter
I no longer pick her calls and stopped talking to her.

Its been half a year She calls but I don't pick, I have anoda babe so I don't wanna spoil things.
I feel like she is angry with me for not talking to her since

My concern is I'm scared if I blow up and become successful, she might come out and say I raped her in the past.
To tarnish my image,
I need advice from you guys, should I call her and mend things up. So that I know that we're cool and have no issue.

I know I will blow up and become successful that is why I'm planning ahead incase she or any random girl I had sex with comes out with false allegations.
ok so u rape somebody & u need us to help u lie u dint rape somebody...correct??
bro...have u considerd Vansectomy where doctors chop of yor kondo & replace it with plastic cotton wool? it usually helps sir! angry
RomanceRe: How Do I Handle This Girl, Before She Accuse Me Of Rape by Pumpumking: 11:47am On Aug 17, 2021
SultanOfPuna:
I bleeped the hell out of one chick last year September.
Like I bleeped her mercilessly and she came back for more and even stayed over for days before leaving.
After that encounter
I no longer pick her calls and stopped talking to her.

Its been half a year She calls but I don't pick, I have anoda babe so I don't wanna spoil things.
I feel like she is angry with me for not talking to her since

My concern is I'm scared if I blow up and become successful, she might come out and say I raped her in the past.
To tarnish my image,
I need advice from you guys, should I call her and mend things up. So that I know that we're cool and have no issue.

I know I will blow up and become successful that is why I'm planning ahead incase she or any random girl I had sex with comes out with false allegations.
angry
RomanceRe: Please Advice: No Insult Please by Pumpumking: 11:42am On Aug 17, 2021
writetopoker2:
Oga this topic is for mature mind. Secondly, I never said she was born 2018 Dec. Please reread.

So if you are looking for who to insult, I have enough bomb with me, but not ready for that now
really? so u dint say she waz born in 2018 but u clearly say u want us to help u ask the girl for 3some (read yor own post) becuz u been thinkin about her since 2018...correct?

QUESTION:
1. does this place looooklke hospital were we give advise on 3some sir if babe reject u?
2. yor thread is confusin, yor question is confusing, you sound confusing sir, cant u watch blue film insted?
so do u neeed help sir? (no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Please Advice: No Insult Please by Pumpumking: 10:56am On Aug 17, 2021
writetopoker2:
I currently have this friend since 2018 Dec, she is currently interested in 3some with her former school girl friend returning from Ghana and any 2 or 3 other guys.

I was initially interested but lost interest and the 3some was supposed to happen this month August. But due to my lost of interest she sacrificed our 3 years friendship and started keeping unwarranted malice with me. She has not call me since July ending, so I intentionally avoided her too.

But I cherish our friendship, what do I do
ok so u sayin u want to have 3some with a friend born in 2018...correct?? Bro we have 2 question for u sir:
1. Are u a peterfile?
2. Are u ok in the head sir? (no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Please Advice: No Insult Please by Pumpumking: 10:54am On Aug 17, 2021
writetopoker2:
I currently have this friend since 2018 Dec, she is currently interested in 3some with her former school girl friend returning from Ghana and any 2 or 3 other guys.

I was initially interested but lost interest and the 3some was supposed to happen this month August. But due to my lost of interest she sacrificed our 3 years friendship and started keeping unwarranted malice with me. She has not call me since July ending, so I intentionally avoided her too.

But I cherish our friendship, what do I do
angry
FamilyRe: Hisense 215dr Fridge Worst Product Ever by Pumpumking: 9:58am On Aug 17, 2021
Lamanii22:
I can testify to this.... Nexus doesn't defrost fast...
sweeet hat pleaase can i kiss u mouth to mouth & hug? cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Want To 'do' Before They Say 'I Do'? by Pumpumking: 9:54am On Aug 17, 2021
Beebah2000:
E pain am tongue tongue
angry
RomanceRe: . by Pumpumking: 9:48am On Aug 17, 2021
Independentgbol:
I've been having sex with my girlfriend since 5months ago. Sometimes using protection and other times just Cumming in grin
Though I'm wary of impregnating her as we have sex countless rounds per day and as frequently as 5 to 6 days every week. So I expected that there should at least be a mistake but she always sees her period.

Though I'm happy she's not pregnant yet, I'm also sad she's not getting pregnant.

embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
bro did u pour inside? smiley
RomanceRe: . by Pumpumking: 9:47am On Aug 17, 2021
Independentgbol:
I've been having sex with my girlfriend since 5months ago. Sometimes using protection and other times just Cumming in grin
Though I'm wary of impregnating her as we have sex countless rounds per day and as frequently as 5 to 6 days every week. So I expected that there should at least be a mistake but she always sees her period.

Though I'm happy she's not pregnant yet, I'm also sad she's not getting pregnant.

embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
angry
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Came From Getting Head ? by Pumpumking: 9:39am On Aug 17, 2021
OhMyGodWtf:
Okay .. so I got a nasty ass girlfriend that loves sucking the soul of out me.

So recently , I asked her to give me head till I c*m in her mouth.. Goddddddd it was intense as fckkkkk, I almost fell while standing and c*mming as she was sucking ...

I wanted it to be mind blowing so I got a little tipsy on alcohol today while she gave head. God!! Live is suuuwweeet! Some mind blowing instense shiit, dawgs , if you wanna enjoy this, hold your cum for at least 6 days without cumming from s*x or wanking.

Lol.lol
bro i usualy commme on there throay actualy. I dont like wastin commmme sir! cheesy

i like Beebah2000, infact, am tryin to love her but she keep playin had to get like antelope angry
RomanceRe: Ever Visited Someone You Met Online? Share Your Experience by Pumpumking: 9:36am On Aug 17, 2021
190theclown:
Erm? hows this relevant angry
angry
RomanceRe: Ever Visited Someone You Met Online? Share Your Experience by Pumpumking: 9:35am On Aug 17, 2021
190theclown:
well considering i am one of the OGs of this site. Its a good thing you keep quiet and keep it moving boy smiley
angry
RomanceRe: +18: Why Are Men Like This? What Is He Doing In This Picture? by Pumpumking: 9:30am On Aug 17, 2021
bideymi45:
Well, it is good to feed your eyes with good things, it drives away sorrow, worries which can cause overthinking, over-reacting to situations and ultimately depression.

To him at the moment, thats what matters to him even more than the football match going on.

I come in peace o! wink
kaiii hello. I design cloth for womens. please can i quickly steeer at yors to get correct mesurement?..i beg. show me! cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Want To 'do' Before They Say 'I Do'? by Pumpumking: 9:25am On Aug 17, 2021
purples25:
No more decency. Look at the decent man that has principles, he does what he does not caring about being fooled or not, he is more about himself and his God.

Yet he is smart, he still has skills to know and keep an innocent and decent woman without touching her. But that sort of guy is rare.
Hello sweet hat. U r beautiful I have moiney & I love u. Beebah200 is ugly, cant cook & I don’t love that ting. Can I love u becuz I juss wanna love u? (kaiiii, see lyrics) wink
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Want To 'do' Before They Say 'I Do'? by Pumpumking: 9:12am On Aug 17, 2021
Beebah2000:
I don't need your moiney.
forget u jorrr, u ant all dat..u not even fine,

. I will toast Bunmhi and Adadioranma79!!! angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Want To 'do' Before They Say 'I Do'? by Pumpumking: 9:08am On Aug 17, 2021
Beebah2000:
I don't need your moiney.
angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Want To 'do' Before They Say 'I Do'? by Pumpumking: 8:54am On Aug 17, 2021
Beebah2000:
what do u want from me??
Why u dey mention me na?? angry
hey hey, calm sweeet hat, i juss wanna love u.
.u want moiney...u like moiney ...i have moiney!! cheesy
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi, Kyari: Probe Panel Submits Amended Report by Pumpumking: 8:47am On Aug 17, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
This IG is just making a fun of himself. What are you probing even despite the evidence everywhere?so you can't arrest kyari and torture him till he confess just like you guys are doing to avenge nigerian.
bro u sound like uncivilise babarian...so yor idea of justice is for police to arresst Kyari abd torture him...in 2021..abi?....and then u get upset when white people say Nigeria is so back ward uncivilised. Wot a shame!!! (no oofeinse) undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Want To 'do' Before They Say 'I Do'? by Pumpumking: 8:40am On Aug 17, 2021
DriftOff:
Just wondering, because now every guy, I mean, every guy would want to have sex with you the moment they started dating you.

Why is it so hard for them to wait for the right time, I mean - your wedding night. Guys doesnt want to wait again, they want to 'eat' the thing first before saying "I do."

Guys, what do u think?
well, my mison is to to enjoy this babes: Bunmhi, Beebah2000 and Adadioranma79 before I marry a beautifull half cast stripper. I love stripper sir!! cheesy
AutosRe: Helicopter Rotor Blade Slashes Through Indian Man' Neck While Testing It (video) by Pumpumking: 8:22am On Aug 17, 2021
Bunmhi:
Come on get away
sweeet hat calm down i have moiney. dont u want moiney? of cose u do, every women need moiney. anyways did i mention i drive range rover and I juss came back from london..juss in case u ask! smiley
RomanceRe: How Long Have You Been In Celibacy (No Sex) by Pumpumking: 8:18am On Aug 17, 2021
Megatron77:
Nope...i only mate people that eat puff puff and sugarcane in front of me
angry
CareerRe: Is Data Analytics A Promising Career Path? by Pumpumking: 8:18am On Aug 17, 2021
Adadioranma79:
Even though OP clearly said "Sensible Response"
Na wa for you aswear
i still want u thou. anyways did i mention i drive range rover & i travel to london, paris, germany Texas, New york, America, abuja, japan and time i want...& i drive a range rover & i have only 15 million naira in my savings account...juss in case u ask! wink

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