₦airaland Forum

iPopAlomo:
Errr... it's logical... if I was wealthy... the chance I'll date someone wealthy is around 50%...

So that Gina girl wasn't off the mark when she said, it's the obese & toothless kind of white woman that settles for (average) Nigerians abroad. They have things to offer each other-he needs a green card & she needs an ego boost + a good dyck at night.

iPopAlomo:
She's American... a.k.a.... alias... etc... foreign...

Heldi Klum...?

Then I guess I'm white too then. LMFAO. Good to know.

As for the Klum woman & Seal, both are famous + wealthy. You think she would have gone for him had he been just another average Joe? If you notice, attractive white women that date black men, they date wealthy black men & not some bum off the streets. Example are the Kardashian sisters, John Legend's wife etc.

iPopAlomo:
Kerry Washington...?!

just so you know...

Dude, is she white? Since when is Kerry Washington considered white? Kikiki.

Halimi25:
South african women esp d black ones are sexually_ promiscuous who can sex anything wit a penis_ dat is why they are d number carriers of the dreaded virus on earth.Dis is a fact

I live here & I've never seen the promiscuity you're talking about because I don't roll with such people. You're the company you keep. If you lie with dogs, you're going to get fleas. Promiscuous people are found in every corner of the globe, you must be a village ignoramus to think it's synonymous with only people from a particular part of the continent. People like you are the kind that will get hiv because you're blinded by ignorance, thinking hiv is only prevalent & a problem in certain countries than your own.

Halimi25:
No thanks.I don't want HIV/AIDS for breakfast

No sweetheart, with a hazmat suit on & with the help of a dìldo, because I also wouldn't want to rub against your stinking self

blackpanther25:
So basically what you trying to say is that your women are all prostitutes like Bonang right? It's not our fault you men are too cheap. Nigerian men are not stingy when it comes to money. We have no qualms about spending on women so how does that affect you or is your problem?

No, that's not what he is saying. South African women are not prostitutes. Let me break it down to you this way-the smell of honey attracts bees & ants, the smell of shyt attracts flies etc. Meaning, if you flaunt money then you're going to attract gold digging women who will do absolute anything to get their hands on the money, even if it means giving out easy sex if that's what it takes. End of. South African men are far from being stingy, they just understand the laws of attraction & would rather spend their money on a worthy woman.

In South Africa, women that date Nigerians receive the worst name calling as sluts & whores because often times, that's exactly who they are...whores. They pawn the honey for money. That's why the good ones will go to lengths to hide the nationality of their Nigerian boyfriends. They'd rather say, "He's a foreigner" & end it there.

Halimi25:
Be very careful.She is a black south african.D only thing they're good at is looking 4 new hosts 2 distribute the dreaded virus

Fùck you.

justmag:
That's what I said. Who the hell does that? Goin to give lingerie to another man's wife. That'sjust creepy! If it's not some inside joke that my wife and I will understand then you better not think about it! This is how people end up 6 feet under and wonder how they got there.

lol @ the last line.

I think it's weird. Creepy even. Lingerie is a bit too intimate to give it as a gift to another man's woman, even though you mean well. Can't you present them with something else? His & hers monogrammed robes or something

GinaKing:
heheheh kusho ukuthi we are in the dog mntaka baba

Maar eminye imihlobo are not bad imo. The only ones endingabathandi ngalaba.

GinaKing:
Ene bayanuka,abagezi,badayisa izidakamizwa, futhi bathanda noku boaster.bayangidina sometimes.most of bona nje abalungaga.ngingamane ngizwane namazimbabwe noma abakithi emzansi.kodwa nje ezinye intlobo,hawu cha

Lolz. AmaZimbabwe nawo enuka so!

asdfjklhaha:
gud evenin my Nairaland sisters, I usually experience much pains each time I mensurate and most tyms my stomach usually hurt me.

I stumbled on a thread on d home page sum weeks back where sum1 asked a similar question. Sum1 on dat thread asked the op to eat raw bitter leaf and drink d bitter water that it wuld stop. I decided to try it, and guess wat the flow became bigger now my menses was supposed 2 end on thursday, this is saturday and its still coming out. I'm really scared pls some1 shuld help me.

You want the flow to stop? Drink vinegar.

Hahaha. Men are really strange. All I see is fat. Reminds me of how we used to dress up as kids on Guy Fawkes day.

LOL, I'd let him in.

bamite:
i dont like sounding like a sexist but i gotta say people like you make we men not to take females seriously, the way u sound is simply appalling, ur reasoning is so shallow and wack. Just stick to fvcking and never deviate from wat u've been born to do. Aint going to reply u any more, i've done enuf falling of hand by exchanging words with a skanky bi. Tch lyk u, Dont quote me again b4 i personally track u down

It's hilarious how you people start with the insults but when someone throws them back at you, then they are the big bad wolf. What did you think, nigga? Thought I was gonna let you insult me & let you run Scott free? You picked the wrong one, son.I fear noone except the man upstairs, so bring your worst. I can take it!!! LMFAO @ the nerve of you threatening me when it is you that started the whole thing. What a pùssy!

bamite:
Who gives a phuck about ur attention? U best believe it, i'm tryin to kip it as civil with u as much as possible, so u dont wanna go der. Dont want to hurt ur fragile emotions this morninig, like i even give a phuck how u feel. Moving on to more important things, cant waste my tym on scum lyk u no more. And for real, pls jst shut it this time ok?

OMG, IT is either schizophrenic or bipolar You dont wanna hurt my emotions yet you claim not to give a fùck about how I feel. Which to believe? Tsk tsk tsk.
Boyo, I am also using water pistol comebacks on you too because you're no match for my bazooka Plus I don't wanna be banned for arguing with a goat. That'd be an insult! Dear lord! Look, take that sawdust that you call a brain & go do something useful, like chasing butterflies or whatever fools like yourself do on a Saturday morning. I got stuff to do,so enough mumu talk.

Sealed & delivered. Done.

bamite:
oh well, i guess u luv been blasted, probably u've developed some kind of brain damage from the series of line ups (probably 6 to 7 guys at a go) dat u've bin havin, since u cant kip ur smelly cum drinkin mouth shut, i guess i'l just use u 2 pass time a lil bit b4 throwin ur dirty ass to wer it belongs 'the trash of cus'

Oh looky, IT is still talking! Lol @ you thinking you're a match for me when it comes to a verbal smackdown. You really must be rètarded. Mofo, if I had more time to engage you in a war of words this morning, I'd run circles through you & around you like tumbleweed all over ghost town. Your fùcking head will be ringing. You're not witty enough to keep my attention though, so just follow my suggestion & do the needful, re-re.

falconey:
thank you ma......have a wonderful weekend.

Thank you, sir Enjoy yours too.

falconey:
khia and punkoh please ladies let's call it a quit.

I'm done. I've got adult things to do anyway, it's Saturday & chores are waiting.

bamite:
I'm even more done talking to your lame ass, go back to the cave u crawled from stvpid bi. Tch

And yet you're still talking even though you claim to be done. Maybe you should suck your own dyck, might keep the mouth & hands busy since they seem to be out of your control. Idiiot

Officially dismissed for being a rètarded rètard.

khia:
If you were a woman you would have risen above the pettiness but you are not and you behaved like the child that you are.
Reread your posts and see the nasty childish person that you are. Being SA doesn't immune you from having your flat behind.
I am done posting to you because you are a childish bore with no comprehension skills.
Later:
PEACE

Don't care! The irony of you pointing out that someone lacks comprehension skills is laughable. Did you eat one of your happy brownies before you typed that? LMFAO. Thanks for the laughs, you silly nilly. Done with your stùpidity too. Bye.

khia:
You started it with your lack of communication skills, you were throwing insults and rants at every poster who did not agree with you. You are very childish, and as far as the butt kissing save that for the men posters, maybe they will enjoy kissing a flat behind.

Name one poster I insulted without them insulting me 1st. I can have adult conversations with people who act like adults & since I don't have hand puppets to convey my point to childish posters, I have no choice but act childish too so they can get it. Get it? Or should I write in crayons so you can get it too?

I'm South African, a deflated ass is as rare as a tooth on a chicken Mine is moderate in size btw, so cute, men always bite it. Kikiki. You just keep wearing your ass pads, k

khia:
Falconey, is this what you call a lady?
She's a disgrace to womanhood.

Kiss my ass. You started the unwarranted insults by calling me a crackhead. Why are you whining now?

bamite:
i aint no pervert and an abortionist lyk u, so dont expect me doin same shiit lyk u

You're dismissed. Now go sit & bounce on a cucumber mofo because I'm done talking to your dùmb ass. Cheers

khia:
Yes I know I was going to make it short but then I realised that I was conversing with someone who is quite slow and decided to give you a little more time and understanding.
You are comparing what people in SA smoke to what Americans smoke and claim you don't smoke yet you know what is weak and what is not. My claims of you being slow has just been comfirmed.

Listen cùnt, I don't have to be a weed smoker to know that some weeds are stronger than others. Even with normal weed that you get on the street, some of it is known for giving stronger kicks than others. I don't live in a drùg haze nor do I live in a bubble, plus my memory is good, so all the stuff I hear & read about sticks. Unlike you with the weed toasted, shrinking brain.

khia:
I'll stick with the medical chocolate brownies, you can stick with your street crack laced marijuana and continue to act re.tarded.

Again, you're reaching. The only dòpe fiend between us is the one you'll see staring back at you when you look at the mirror. That's if you're not too high to recognise her, Whitney

bamite:
Go mess urself biatch!!

After you mofo.

khia:
Some people don't know any better and only go by what other people tell them instead of thier own experiences. I was trying to explain to her that there is a difference between her crack and weed.

Some of the brands of medical marijuana is Indica and Sativa.

No I'm not a dope fiend honey, you are. Don't get it twisted.

bamite:
bi.tch read my lips, u've done several abortions in the past. The truth is always bitter so deal with it hoe!

Fùck you

khia:
I'm going to make this short because I see that you are talking out of ignorance and you just don't know any better.
Medical marijuana is one of the finest quality of weed you can get *the good stuff* it only cost about 45$ to 75$ to have a doctor do the paper work and give you a licence to purchase.
When you go to purchase at the marijuana store, not a pharmacy, there are differn't brands that you can purchase and it is sold by the gram. There is no such thing as a weak brand of medical marijuana in the US, with the license you can also grow your own. You can't get busted with medical marijuana if you have a card and the cards are so easy to get.

And that's short according to you? See the effects of weed Good stuff for a "skinny" weed, you mean? Just like Splenda will never taste like real sugar even though its "good stuff" for a replacement. Girl, you can't tell me fùck all. I know people that smoke both types of weed & its not quite as potent as street weed. Don't care about the rest of your post because you're just regurgitating what I already said & knew.

youmour:
You,milady need diicck in your life

Really Like a sex change operation or something?
I've got a man fool if that's what you're getting at.

Maybe you should get one for yourself instead, huh?

efonat:
The sins that men do live with them this days. Cos wen u terminate, wen u re ready to have ur legitimate children it might not come.

Ok. Eyeroll. That's what surrogates are for, sweerie