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Guys without ambition
Unemployed guys
Guys with too many children by different women
Guys with prison records

Basically, good for nothing scrubs.

I believe in 2. But I also believe fate needs a little helping hand.

The reason is because there are some things in life, that when you look back, they seem like a preparation course for the future. Everything just fit in together like a big puzzle.

2dice:
damn..
Can i say you will be one hell of lady...
sitting at the Back makes you look less cheated on...this yur opinion is GhenGenGular

Hahaha, that's because I've seen guys try to hide blood stains. If you know what I mean

2dice:
and if she is your friend nkor?
What are yu gonna do?

That's even better, I'll pull her out We're buddies after all. I still don't get it though, who needs telling? It's common sense.

Btw, I hate sitting at the front seat of most guys' cars, it makes me think of all the asses that have been there & that's kinda gross. In my single days, when I dated someone with a car, I always sat at the back. Felt better that way. No nasty ass prints to rub off me

Chick flicks & soap operas are a bit weird but I'm not sure if they'd bother me as much as guys watching (some) reality shows like Real Housewives of Atlanta. Even Big Brother There's something girly about the shows.

Anyway, I love cartoons too so no problemo there.

Stand by the front passenger seat, she'll get the point. If that doesn't work, then I'll politely tell her to beat it.

Nothing wrong with it. Plus he makes her look cute.

I used to work for a couple like this. The man was very tall & thin. The lady was a tiny, round butter ball. They reminded me of the number "10"

Yet another fatty boom boom.

Her arms...

GinaKing:
guy r u still there?u not tired? Gosh i pitty yo spouse. Dis makes me wonder abt yo level of maturity bcoz ppl have long neglected dis thread.even i just left it bcoz its tiring, and u still come with so much energy.gosh guy m realy tired hey,i realy dnt have energy for all dis.if u r dis kind of a person,i bet u r the one who wil get the pregnancy morning sickness,coz u just behave like a crazy lady. I realy dnt have time and energy to entertain a tiring person like u.gosh guy.plz grow up and be a man.let it go already.eish.iinqondo ziyamshiya lo

That's exactly why I refused to engage him, unje! Yinja nethambo & most of it is nonsense.

Orijin101:
No, itz a palmtop...

Ok

Lolz. This is an issue with girls everywhere. The answer/secret behind it is more weirder than you think.

Take a look at the picture below & look at the leg shape on the 2nd diagram- it's bowlegs!! I've not met one lady who doesn't think she has a mild form of bowlegs in her mind because ladies with real bowlegs often look good/sexy, especially when wearing jeans.

Here we call them "Brackets" because of their bracket shape & you'll often hear ladies accuse other ladies of "faking brackets". Indeed they fake them! Hahaha.

There you go! Now you know the mystery behind all the crazy leg bending. Crazy isn't it?

LMFAO. Is that a laptop?

Some celebrities should stay away from interviews. What kind of nonsense talk is, "My bum never fails me" ? SMH.

Lol some of it is bs.

IMO, it's either they're really audacious or must have some serious mental issues.

I was almost raped back in 2002. My cousin's friend was throwing a party at her house & we were there celebrating with her. In the crowd was her neighbour, a guy called Themba. I'll never forget his name because he made me hate all Thembas. Anyway, this fool was busy showing off, flaunting money & gave the hostess money to entertain us with drinks. Mind you, I'm not much of a drinker, neither is my cousin. So all the alcohol went down other people's throats. All this time I was unaware that he had a thing for me. It started with a song. His "favourite" jam was on, he jumped up & started gyrating, looking straight at me. It was a bit uncomfortable but we all laughed at him because the dance moves were down right pòrn.

Finally it was time for us to leave because I was tired of him following me around & it was becoming really uncomfortable. OMG, HE BECAME UNHINGED like a psycho. This dude had the nerve to grab me & told me he's taking me home. His home. Two houses down. Everyone was telling him to let me go but he said he spent money on me & it was now time for me to pay up. Again, I DO NOT DRINK, so how can I "repay" him for something I didn't even enjoy? Themba went ballistic & started dragging me like a caveman. I'm not going to lie, I started crying because it was scary. Now everyone started getting involved & somehow I managed to escape. To this day, I do not do any kind of partying unless it's with family or very trusted friends. Some people are sick.

In 2011 I wasn't surprised when I heard from the same girl that invited us that he passed away from HIV. I've stopped going to her house after the incident so it was finally safe for me to go there because the wicked wizard of the west was dead. I was happy! Someone's death is nothing to celebrate but fùck it, I was happy he died.

Such a pretty girl. So sad.

Give her some time to get over whatever emotional issues she's having & she'll "cheat" I wonder what she'll tell the next guy about her "ex". Kikiki. Madness.

White people are an odd bunch. If they're not screwing bicycles & picnic tables, there's always another strange object just around the corner that they'll find "seductive". Weirdos.

Mocha man

Anyway I'd do nothing because I see them e'ryday Plus I'm not attracted to pretty men. I like mine beastly & raw looking. Uglyhandsome is the term I use

W o w. How? A normal ten-year-old haven't even started with periods yet. Amazing. This world is really coming to a tragic.end.

Luedave:
easy... Ur opinion was cool... And mind u am not taking anytin personal, i just askd a ques and u replied in an angry manner..... No vulgar words pls

I don't have time for your dumbassery, dude. Goodbye.

Luedave:
#smh 4 u........ :->:->:-(

Fùck you. You asked for an opinion, when I gave mine, you turned around & made it personal. Are you mental?

Shake your head for yourself. slowpoke!

Luedave:
u sound like u aint 1

No, I'm actually a LovePeddler

Blimey, I didn't know I needed to pass a virginity test before commenting! Crap!

It's really not that hard to get laid nowadays, so it must be by choice or religious beliefs that they choose to remain virgins. Who can blame them though with all the diseases busy killing their peers? Kudos to them.

justmag:
I will. If the woman for me is an albino. I'll take it. Love is a rare commodity.

Ah well.

Speechless

Kikiki. Nothing wrong with it. Some people actually like "flaws". Someone that looks like they just crawled out of a magazine cover is a turn off for me too. I like em crooked & deformed in all kind of ways

LMFAO @ brother. WTH?

IMO, the moment someone "hits" on you & you start dating, even if he is 100 years old, you automatically become age mates. All boundaries have been crossed, so he can not then expect to have some title of respect/seniority in the relationship. Where dat happen at? Brother or daddy my foot!

Still wondering why someone would be annoyed at being called by their own name If you didn't introduce yourself as "Brother" when we 1st met, then forget that I'll be using it in the future "to show some respect". Respect for...? It's your name all day & everyday, unless I'm in a mood & feel like calling you baby etc.

kitnah:
First of all,sanitary pads are always disgusting and it 's meant to be seen by just one person.

If your gf,is a neat freak and hideous person,i dont think you wl have problems

Hideous means ugly

Kikiki

Tell him to marry another man or a menopausal woman.
Who thinks about things like that? He must be a virgin if he doesn't know that (sane) women are very secretive about that sort of thing. So she won't be playing slam dunk with it around the house or whatever scenarios/ideas your crazy friend must be thinking in his head.

GinaKing:
hehhehee yes a ghana must go is a shaangan bag. And yes, these crazy weirdos always dragg dat nonsense to the airport. And most of dem always sometimes travel only with 1 trouser and shirt coz dey lie and crook each other.den wen dey get to the south,de very same person who is his own brother and who has invited him,will take his money and kick him out when dey get to the south,and de poor soul will b left homeless on the streets and go stay in hillbrow in order to start a new life.there is nothing one can tell me abt these ppl coz i have interacted a lot with dem,and i have seen how easy it is for dem to turn deir backs on deir own when dey r in a foreign land.yoll dnt even trust each other bha hahaha, den how r we supposed to trust yall? Nigerians r just bad news period

Wow.

#DeathbyShangaanbagtotheairport. Oh my goodness!

GinaKing:
did u know dat when most of u need better medical treatment u go to SA. U speak of smelling townships yet i have never heard dat smell, and de only smell i have heard is in yo own land where sanitation and good cooking methods are yet to be developed.probarbly the day u went to our townships u ddnt bath or use a deodorant as i have noticed dat some of u just simply forget it or your swet is too much i dnt knw.so u wer probably the one smelling and u thought it was our place.u even say i shud leave yo country, r u aware dat if i wasnt it did country so many of u wud b jobless?i bet u r even jobless yoself.plz b honest.yes m living like royalty here bcoz u ppl, r like dat.as i said earlier, in dis land of yos, only a chosen few leave good.honey u say our ppl die of hunger everyday,hahhaha its clear u have never been to the south.our people r well taken care of. Remember i did make u aware ealier dat de jobless ones in sa get goverment grants,free housing,free education,free medical treatment etc.lol honey i am yet to see a person who has ever died of hunger in sa,which is less of wat i can say abt yo own country wer its every man for himself.u say i must leave yo country, lol its probabrly 10 of us who r here, and yet yo own brothers are all over the streets of south africa selling drugs, and yo ladies are also all over our streets doing our hair.kikikiki i think.if u can see wat happens at our own airport u wud laugh and cry @ da same time.yo people cant even understand dat a plane is a classy way of transport,coz they wil b dragging a ghana must go, and inside there will be all sorts of funny stuff.kikiki which some of it eventually has to go back.wen u speak of aids, check all de statistic reports and u wil realise dat u guys are de highest number of aids infected but the small percentage bcoz u r simply over populated.my friend stop denying it and admit dat we r 100percent better dan yoll

LMFAO @ dragging a Ghana must go bag to the airport. Ghana must go is what we call Shangaan bag, right? Checkered. Patterned. Hilarious.

edi287:
Absolutely....why come on a site that's created by people you hate?
Go get your fun somewhere else. Simple.

No.