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Theyveedo:
The reason girls twist their legs like this still beats me

It's actually pretty simple. For some strange reason most girls like the idea of "spacy legs" aka bowlegs. So if you dont have it, got the so-called "k-leg" or whatever...you fake it

Check out how the girl's legs & thighs dont rub together or touch. So basically, they're going for this look but get it all twisted (pun intended) because they end up looking like cripples.

BoboYekini:
Haha well I actually like my girls anywhere from slim to curvy to slightly rounded, but when your belly starts hanging over your jeans,
From your dp, looks like you hit just that sweet spot I like

Lmao @ belly hanging over jeans. I've had those days

Hmmm, is it? Well, now I'm currently weight watching lol

BoboYekini:
I'm not muscular, not anymore. I workout once a week now, if I'm lucky.
But yes, I will give you a hard time for gaining that much weight.

Lmao, then it will never work out because I love to eat There's nothing more annoying than a guy that fusses over such thing. Me, I inflate & deflate (weight-wise) all year long. Some months I may be big mama & on others, lean.

BoboYekini:
Then I better get this wrapped up before she returns.
I don't exactly have booty, but I do my squats.

Lol, but you do look like you might have a muscular, horse-like butt.

How many times do you work out? TBH, muscles are nice to look at but I've never been really attracted to muscular guys. They always come across vain & like they'd be giving you a hard time for gaining weight or whatever.

James Dean is a poster child for bad boys. A rebel. Sexy, edgy & good looking. It's an aura thing that cant be faked.

Being a jerk is a whole different story though imo.

Back for good by Take that

It'll make you cry if you're in a fragile emotional state, fo real.

BoboYekini:
So you have an average booty? How very unafrican. You gotta make up for that with something. In my experience, only sexy binshes have this much oomph.
P.S. Where's soilsista now that we finally getting somewhere. She'd be horrified.

Lmao, you got the booty for the both of us, so the situation aint bad. I like a guy who has my back (pun intended)

I think she's on a break or something. I havent seen her since I came back. Best believe that when she returns, we'll be messaging in private about this. I love her. She's very protective & an honest person.

AfroKnight:

Now, I really don't know what to say. You... I'm going to get back at you for this.

Lol. Didnt know you were the shy guy type. Lovely

AfroKnight:
I don't think I'm hot. Just a cool guy who tries not break any heart.

You can let us be the judge of that, Knight

Awww @ just a cool guy who tries not break any hearts. Sweeter words have never been spoken until that one single line! That makes you hotter than hot summer in my book

AfroKnight:
Ladies...

I bet you're one hot tamale yourself

Hubba hubba!

BoboYekini:
You lie. I'm not picky ya know.

Would I lie to you ? What the heck is "I'm not picky"? Is that supposed to make me feel better somehow ? So really Bo? You'd go for just about ANYBODY? I wouldnt leave you alone with a hole in the wall if that's the case

BoboYekini:
my 'birthday' is today!
¶ all I want for my birthday is a big booty oo ¶

Lol, no big booty here

Hmmm...you're almost edible Not too shabby at all. The story sounds thumb-sucked though. If true, then your lecturer is very inappropriate & possibly looking to take a nibble

BoboYekini:
You serenade mmee :/ Not my birthday for a few months, but still...you nawhaimean

Hahaha. August or September, right? I forgot now. But anyway, let me make you a promise. Honest to God promise. I'll give you a call on your birthday, Bo We can slip digits on the low when that day is approaching

You do like Nike & Just do it!

The longer you wait, is the longer you're wasting both yours & her time. I just hope she's the type that knows how to handle her feelings well & wont run after you with a sledgehammer

finalboss1:
shutup.....

Hehehe. NO!

Only a certifiable fool would take that from a man & still chase. This topic should be- how to get Coco, the dùmb female circus clown, to chase you

The one about not answering calls would get me jumping up & down in FURY, never to call the jerk again. Matter of fact, when people start to act funny, I withdraw. Wont allow myself to be treated like a little fluff.

misspicy:
Thank you honey

Hey birthday girl, how come your number is not going through? Can you please resend it. I got 11 digits, not sure if there should be more or less. Get back to me soon. I wanna serenade yyyou

BoboYekini:
You're welcome. Plus, the feeling is mutual .

Awwww

*TWIRLING*

fados4sure:
Yes me. I truly love you but, that will be another time as am currently at work

Lol, nice. I dont know what to say. Let's move on..

robosky02:
if you try share ehh

Hehehe. Try tame a shrew, good luck

fados4sure:
PunkyV

Awww, you ! Hope you don't mind sharing Lol!

It doesnt matter, because there's that, "what does she have that I dont have" question that comes with it. I think it's, in a way, understandable if she's hotter, but if she's not, then wtf could he possibly want.

I think I'd be less pained & less angry if he cheated with another man

BoboYekini So I can play the damsel in distress & fake sob on his broad shoulders

Stupedinluv:
I dont care who uses it more or who their target market is.

All i am trying to tell you is that it is not a feminine thing to apply harsh chemicals as sodium hypochlorite or hydrogen peroxide on one's skin.

If its not okay on men, it shouldnt be okay on women at all. Have a nice day!

Well, THEY do care & so do I, since you came at me out of nowhere for my use of the word "feminine". I'm now giving you reasons why I used that word & you're again feigning ignorance, rambling on about chemicals. The fact remains, it's a feminine product like I said & the fact that some males use it is irrelevant in the big scale of things.

Never said it was ok, so I dont know where you got that from my post. You too have a nice day. Just dont reason with your ass next time!

This is so lame & doesnt even make sense. Fact is, many people, male or female, would date & fùck themselves if it were possible We're all narcissistic in nature. Never met a person who didnt believe they have something to offer, even if all they have to offer is basically shìt, really.

Stupedinluv:
In this world light skinned people get better treatment. So why do you think its a feminine thing if a man wants to feel more appreciated too? Shaving of beards is naturally a man's thing, having light skin is unisex. BYE

I didnt make the rules, boo boo. I'm just a messenger out to straighten out your ignorance.

It's lack dis- just recently in one of the Indian channels I saw an advertisement about an ayuverdic skin lightening cream. The box & container of the cream featured a smiling WOMAN. Like many others I've seen in Chinese shops where I live. So do you think the companies that manufacture these creams are as clueless as you are as to not know who their target market & main consumer is? Go sit your ass down!

Stupedinluv:
Ok you must be talking of another world because in this world many men bleach esp black celebrities!

No, I mean THIS one we're both sharing oxygen in! Beard shaving products are meant for men, but some women with excessive facial hair use them too. Most users of skin bleaching products are women. End of.

Stupedinluv:
So bleaching is a feminine thing?

Anyway real women dont bleach.

I associate it with females, like the rest of the world does. Duh!

czarr:
you the nutjob?

Lol no, but I can be under the right conditions It's much easier for me to go off the deep end when I'm with someone that acts foolish, so I avoid such guys for the most part because I don't enjoy being triggered. Hence I prefer guys that are stable & less annoying.

Hahaha. Now that is bordering on weird. Most of our cultures dont permit such openess. It'd be frowned upon. But I know of certain cultures where I'm from, where girls of age are taught how to be man slayers Not by their mothers though, but by some creepy old women of the village. Thing is it's top secret. They're not allowed to share what they've learned with people who have not been to such a place. Very few of them talk, but I've managed to sweet talk one girl into telling me what exactly goes on over there And tbh, it was nothing out of the ordinary or too spectacular. Unless she was holding out on me