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iLUMeN8:
....so you go around deceiving innocent fellas with a fake persona abi? . am I being deceived?

Lol no, not at all. It's just that I'm extremely intense in relationships. IDK, but maybe it comes off as being extreme or smothering. Shrugs. So I constantly have to check myself & my reactions, in case I've got some poor guy by the jagular without even knowing It happens I go from 0-100. I cant do mild. Hence I say I sometimes feel the need to dilute because very few men can handle me in full throttle, they'll die of suffocation My venom is too strong

ZeeAfrica:
yeh babe, i m nigerian. Wen u visit naija, b sure to hala at me, n wen i come down there, i will also hala. We can go out, maybe see a movie or something. I like de cinema at sandton city mall, i forgot whether its ster kineko or wat, and i also like news cafe. Oops i heard nw u guys just built mall of africa in midrand, n yal wer flocking there becoz everything was cheap wen it was opening. Did u go? Wat did u buy? Does it realy have 300 shops?

Yeah sure, any time, girl. I'd be nice to meet someone from here in person. Unfortunately, I dont live in Jo'burg or its surrounding areas. I'm in Pretoria, close enough to the Menlyn mall. But we can meet halfway so we can go shop 'til we drop @ the 300-shops-mall

joseph1832:
Open up... "And let me come inside".

LMFAO

*runs outta thread*

joseph1832:
You don't say? The argy bargy won't even make me hoity toity, I'll be too sated to even speak. That's why I'll let my tongue do the speaking.

So, which do you prefer, Tongue Tornado or Tongue of Fury?

Lol, I'm not gonna answer that. Go take a cold shower, Joe

joseph1832:
You don't say? If so, you not indulge me eh, let's see if the mumbo jumbo, can be a sexual argy bargy. LOL.

It's no yabber jabber, it'll definitely get hoity toity

joseph1832:
LOL. Men at times I really can't tell which I like more, you or your sense of humor.

Anyway, my method(s) are my methods, and its solely to please you, in ways you can definitely imagine.

You doubt me? Lol.

No, no doubts.

So hot in here! Now what is it that you were saying, Big Joe...

hopeforcharles:
Cool, it seems he is catching the astrological mumbo jumbo.

He is, he just thinks he's in control

Joe, it was written in the skies for us, baby LMAO.

iLUMeN8:
a disclaimer should have been placed on the post I first quoted. you are wired differently and I get that now but I want you to know that the person we share a first kiss and shag with will always have a place in our heart and memories regardless of whether the memories were good, bad or ugly.

Well, maybe not romantic feelings but fondness or some other lower emotion of the same variety I also mentioned I have no negative feelings towards my 1st. He's actually the only guy in my past that I still genuinely like as a person because there were never any hurt feelings. No lying or cheating that I know of. He was a good BF & we both loved intensely, so there was never a need to hold back or dilute my personality around him. We were well suited in many ways. It's just that life got in the way, probably for the best.

hopeforcharles:
You and punkyV are sick
I just can't help laughing, it seems u guy gels, you all should give it a try and tell us the story.

I told him we were soulmates before, but he didnt wanna believe me, said it was astrology mumbo jumbo

joseph1832:
Oh my, I promise I'll be gentle on you... Nothing too rough, just slow, and easy, and you'll be as easy as Sunday morning.

Mutiu Adepoju was a nigerian footballer, who was famous for scoring great goals with his head. So, if I say I'll give you some Mutiu Adepoju, I'm only saying I'll give you some good head. LOL.

LMFAO. That's clever, Joe.

Now as for your "method"...

iLUMeN8:

not even nostalgia? you really are dead inside . illness is putting it mildly, what you have is a disease. you need help!

I do get nostalgic But it's not use being stuck in a time warp. Life's too short. I just sigh & move on. No time machine, no magic wand, what's a girl to do?

joseph1832:
Yep. Its someone you know alright. Come on here and give Big Joe some big ol' good loving... He promise to give you some good 'Mutiu Adepoju', that'll make you breathless. Lmao.

LMAO. My lung capacity aint what it used to be. These days even a good hug gets me hyperventilating You'd knock me out dead Too much to handle

What's mutiu adepoju?

joseph1832:
And the truth shall set you free. Hehehe we share the same thoughts and taste as regard what lies below. I like 'em all deforested, and well cleaned. Seeing it all forested makes me sometimes loose my urge. Remember, to whom much is given, much is expected.

How you punk? You still pretending you don't want some good loving?

Ha!

Good loving from whom? Is it anyone I know?

Oliviaarims:
Just been caught up with other priorities. Usually breeze in and out, though. Glad to have you back.

Oh, that's wonderful! Consciousness is good. Anyway, nice to see you around & thank you for that lovely welcome

Oliviaarims:
Back from sabbatical?

Yes, dear Where have you been? Havent seen you much lately.

iLUMeN8:
really? don't take this the wrong way but I find this hard to believe. I remember my first kiss like it was yesterday, bumped into her a couple of months ago and to my amazement part of me still felt something. if I could feel that way about a kiss then I think a girl should feel something even if it is resentment toward the dude that was responsible for her first shag.

Well, I am not you. Just because YOU experience things a certain way, doesnt mean it's like that for everybody. I for one am not one to dwell too much on past events. Meaning, if it didnt happen today, I dont care for it. There's not one person I feel what you just described for. So, you see? We're all wired differently. When *I* move on, sometimes it becomes very hard to even recall how the person made me feel. It's like out of sight, out of mind. No emotional memory whatsoever. I heard it's an illness & I'm glad I have it

joseph1832:
You know... I'm sure you must have eaten a few? Don't be shy, you can tell Big Joe, he can keep a secret. LOL.

Hehehe. Not really. I'm vanilla & eecky like that Some acts are just too disgusting, Joe. I'm not gonna be a pretender & claim to have never done it before though, I'm just extremely picky about it. It mustnt be too ugly or too weepy

StillBrandnew:
You are right and that's why I said bachelors and spinsters because at that point your priorities are set. You are open to starting a life with someone as long as you guys are compatible for each other.



I was still a teenager in Y2K... Now that I'm a grown man, I can only preach the gospel.

Amen!

Kikikiki I guess he looked good enough to eat

Duh! The rest of the world knew that since Y2K Welcome to this century

I'm surprised they even have divorce. Arent they the same ones who stone & behead women for showing too much ankle?

She did wrong though. Couldnt she have waited? Because honey, those Saudi men can be as HOT as their Al Kabsa

Lol yes. I'm a wild lover & can easily get carried away by emotions sometimes He'd pay for it later on though How dare he make me beg?

ZeeAfrica:
hahhahaha lol babe, i can just imagine him.kikiki yes i have been to de south. Hahhahaha i travel a lot, so mzansi is one of de places i go to, sometimes

Oh, that's nice Are you Nigerian? I'd love to visit the country some day. Wanna break out of the South African stereotype of not liking to travel

ZeeAfrica:
nawa for u oo. Guese u wer dating a tsotsi. Hahaha lol, girl ddnt yo momma ever teach u to select gentlemen and nt street guys. Coz yo guy sounds like he might have been a pantsula or something. I am even imagining him dressed like a trompies member. Chai, some girl don suffer ooo

LMAO. It was a stage. And yes to dressing like trompies, it's like you've met him Typical, right? It's the mistakes we make when we're young & dumb.

You've been to SA? You sound like you know quite a lot about the lifestyle

unapapadeycraze:
no wonder you don't think about him again. I thought you ladies like badt guys? Perhaps, dats what attracted you to him. What really attracted you to him in the 1st place? I mean before he started misbehaving.

Lol, well he is good looking (even now) & can be very sweet. I guess I was going through a bad boy stage back then, being a teenager & all. He could fight at the drop of a hat. There were always stories of him beating up some guy, etc. That to me was hot & manly lol. That was until I witnessed how unstable he can be when he saw me talking with another guy. It was all innocent, I swear I'm not lying lol. Anyway, he started raging in full view of people & drew a knife on the other guy. I ran like the wind because I've never seen a stabbing before. After that I started realizing that maybe I've bitten more than I can chew & was starting getting scared of him. He never laid a hand on me though. He was very sweet & loving. I remember one time he bought me a music box on my birthday. Just to be sure, I asked if he had stolen it Well, he was a thief so. But OMG, you could have sworn I accused him of murder or something he had not done before, because he EXPLODED in anger, making me regret ever asking such a sensible question

PS: when I met him he had just lost his brother so he was a sad person. I wanted to "help" him. He blamed himself all the time over his brother's death. Technically, it was his fault because the guys shot his brother thinking it was him. They looked identical. It was easier mistaking one for the other, except the one I was dating was very, very soft spoken & shy, despite being a menace to society & a certifiable nut

pinceprinz:
You don't have a beautiful face, neither are you beautiful; You're beauty. Hence the goddess title my subconscious could well up as at the time of first impact by the striking impulse of sighting the face on your profile. I was like ; I'll purchase a thousand copy of whatever fashion magazine you pose for just to see u in varieties and splatter the walls of my domicile with the queen;YOU!

Hahaha. Oh Prince, you're so sweet. Thanks, hun

obiorathesubtle:
there's no south african who doesn't like kwaito?? Habaa punky.. Have you met everybody in south africa?? Not everyone digs the whole ghetto or "street" thing naa.. Even some core ghetto or street folks are obsessed with em classical ish and don't even have time for ghetto ish.. Over here, we call that kinda thing "mgbeke feeling funky" .. However, it's a good thing you like indigenous music, I was watching a talk show one day and the south african presenter says most of the south african population prefer foreign music.. Megan trainor, taylor swift.. ETC..


Uuuh.. Nigeria is soooo diverse so, no one pays attention to the genres of songs.. But for indigenous, we have highlife, fuji, juju, etc.. Really badass ish.. But they aint ghetto or street..

Naturally, we don't celebrate em ghetto or street life.. The west just came out of nowhere and said.. "Hey.. Y'all need to make em know there's sth called the street.. And it has a voice.."... Nigerians and their wannabe life just copied the whole thing and created more genres for themselves..

Sorry for the long text

Lol, very insightful. Thank you. Well by every South African likes Kwaito, I meant it's a popular genre. On radio stations it's kwaito & house they play because that's what the majority likes. As for what the presenter said, yes we do listen to American music like everyone else, but we also like our own- South African house music being the most favourite amongst South Africans eg. you hear it on taxis & people's cars.

pinceprinz:
"G"oddess, Which cover you pose for? I'll get a thousand copy of it I promise!

Huh? What are you talking about?

Divepen1:
Why na

I'm the jealous type

No, I should be his BFF

obiorathesubtle:
alright.. I'm watching..


Hey, do you like kwaito??

Hmmm..ok

Lol, there's no South African who doesnt like kwaito & house music. Kwaito appeals more to the very "street" people though- I dont wanna say ghetto, but something like that. We grew up on it so I still tap my foot to some of the old school kwaito jams

What music genres do you guys have over there?