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PureWays:
Lol @ Saint Punky...

Well, I'll like to see you being a lil dirty.. I have this picture of you in my head like you're some sort of innocent girl, seeing you doing some bad stuffs will surely fascinate me..

Loool..

Lol, I do look innocent until you realise how true that saying "looks can be deceiving", truly is. I'm not a bad girl per se, I just have occasional flare-ups of madness

Menzy86:
you definitely don't sound Nigerian. Doughnut eating cops in 9ja? Lol not d Nigeria I know can such illustration be made about cops.

I'm not Nigerian, yes. The cop thing is an international stereotype, particularly the Americans. Was just making a point is all.

Menzy86:
because it wasn't you u r now talking of 'nauseous' feeling abi?

Yup. Do you close your nose when taking a dump? Now don't tell me you don't close it when you're smelling somebody else's crap. It's similar to that. Your own mess smells like roses to you, while you get all high-nosed & lad di dah about someone else's mess. So...

PureWays:
Exactly.

Yeah. I remember one time my aunt caught us drinking. It was me, my female cousin & a male cousin that's two years younger. It was remarkable because she showed so much disappointment in me... Saint Punky Not knowing how I dip & do it when the sky is dark & the moon is full It's hilarious & quite annoying at the same time to be on people's pedestals. It's like knock me off already!

PureWays:
Really?
Okay then.

I've been caught once by a sister's friend. She got pissed at me, maybe b'cos I looked so innocent then, she didn't expect such from me, not sure though.

Hahaha. Ok. Must have been embarrassing. I sympathise with projecting the good girl/good boy image on people. It becomes like some kind of a let down to them once they realize their "little saint" is devilish Kinda of a huge burden to carry though lol. I still get that from people sometimes (usually relatives), even though I'm grown. I guess in their minds they still see you as a child or whatever.

PureWays:
Lol..

Maybe that's how it is to you ladies..
Such scenario would turn a guy on... Lol..

Lol, then men are stranger than I thought. There's nothing hot to me about other people having sex. It's almost as if they're doing a strange thing from another planet, that's how disconnected I feel about it.

So, have you ever been caught?

Smartsyn:
I'm a very private person too, but you never know when these type of things happen, I was very unfortunate that day. But I'm more careful now

Ok. That's good.

Emodeee:
like say you sef nor dey make noise when dem dey fvck you? I'd like to hear you moan though. Are you available?

Look, it's different when you're the one doing it & when someone else is doing it, trust me. Especially in close proximity. It makes you feel dirty, is the only way I can explain it. It's almost like you've been jizzed on

State the time & place & prepare for the hurricane

No, I've never been caught having sex because I'm very private about that sort of thing.

However, I've heard a friend of mine & her BF having sex. We were all in the same bed! Me & her shared a place at the time & there was only one bed in the tiny room. The sound, everything, was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. With every movement they made, I felt nauseous. Yuck!

Legend only in your own head Maybe you werent as good as you think. Or there just wasnt enough chemistry for her. Sex does kinda "ruin" things in some cases though. It's like there's no longer an element of surprise or mystery anymore. I'm guessing you guys or she must still be young or something, because her reaction is a bit juvenile imo.

Lol, I've always been a little too "innocent", so when this boy while I was in grade 7 told me that he wanted me to be his GF, I went home & told my mother. I guess I was scared or whatever. Mama constantly warned me about boys after all

Funny because towards the end of the same year, I met a boy I really liked. He wrote me love letters etc. But I never shared that one with my mother He was my dirty little secret

Bootycall26:
[sup][/sup]Maybe u expected too from him then

I sure do but I'm learning to not to be so rigid about my expectations

Never regretted the encounter per se, but maybe the time spent. Some really didnt deserve more than 5 minutes of my time.

I always say if I had to do a do-over of my life, I'd make the same mistakes, only faster

unapapadeycraze:
goodluck to you then.

Hp you get married to you current boyfriend.

Thanks, I guess.

ShaqFu:
Yea, I tell ya, but still, you seem like someone who's extraordinary herself. I'll even like to say 'crazy'. Lol. Remember though, crazy doesn't mean mad. Lol.

You're very perceptive Yeah, I march to the rhythm of a distant drummer, only heard by me

unapapadeycraze:
must he propose sef? Why are you dating him if you don't wanna marry him?

We are in nigeria, nor be everybody dey propose. What if he doesn't propose? He says "let's start making arrangement, i wanna mk you my wifey". How would you react?

Huh? You're going completely off the course now. I don't care if a guy proposes or not. I'm not that kind of girl. All I require from a man is total commitment, with or without a ring. That's non-negotiable THAT I MUST HAVE

Now if he wanted us to be official, married, I really don't mind how he brings up the topic. Same difference in my eyes.

ShaqFu:
Oh u meant you like weird and the likes?

Yeah, but within the bounds of sanity of course. Too "out there" can easily = crazy

ShaqFu:
How much extraordinary do you like?

Completely out of the norm/box because I'm not a trendy person by nature. I like "different".

unapapadeycraze:
after lambasting the dude, you will still say yes? Liar. Why you nor get sense? You are contradicting yourself.

How am I contradicting myself? Because in my post I said, I would rather not hear the "I didn't get time" part of the statement, but I'd still accept the proposal. "I didnt get time" is so flippant & just wouldnt sit well with me, but that's just my tendency to be over-analytical about stuff people say.

If this happened in real life, my life, I'd react to that badly but still accept the ring after it's all said & done

Sure, go ahead & tell him. If he breaks up with you over this, then good riddance! You don't need a man around you that's not strong enough to even handle petty issues.

No comment

Well, I'd rather not hear him say he "didn't have time", because it sounds like a lame excuse

But I like the extraordinary & the unique, so I'd accept the ring.

Brymo:
i lk d way u expressed ursef, neva allow anybody shut u down in life. Some pple be forming "i too know" as if d ve eva epp somebody with dat.

Good night

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Don't you think it's too early?[/color]

Stop asking questions! I'm not a vampire, I need some sleep, so no it's not "too early" for ME. Toodles!

jbamerican27:
I felt this way that's why I don't depend on his affections but he is so funny and mysterious it's crazy that out of everyone I choose him

Awwww, deedums All the best. I hope he is not just leading you on for your sake.

jbamerican27:
Yeah I feel that way too! Maybe after he gets sex he will ignore me or something idk but I actually prefer that since we have no future. He insist on having some kind of relationship this is so wrong I feel crazy how did this happen to me

Well, enjoy it while it lasts. After all he could be the one like you say-I can't discount your feelings on that. Time will tell. Just leave room for disappointment, just in case.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]What will I be doing on a tïtty so dry and fallen that even a bra cannot hold? [/color]

Questions again! I give up!

jbamerican27:
I feel like I'm healing well but I haven't had sex and it's making me crazy. I feel that way about the marriege thing and if this was years ago I wouldn't even consider it we talked about him having other mistresses and he said he doesn't but I guess why would he tell me considering he wants to have a relationship I suggested a one night stand but he wants us to have this relationship with feelings. We text all day and he is happy to see me it's like we are made for each other. I'm not desperate and we haven't did anything yet

Lol, maybe you're just his new shiny toy of the moment. Look, I don't wanna be a wet blanket here, but just tread with caution, OK? He's married!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Switching what as usual?

Somebody seems to know me more than I do. [/color]

Must be early Alzheimer with you or you're just fond of asking questions I'm not Google, so I wont be answering your never ending questions on demand.

Now get off my titty!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Now what in seven hells is she yapping about? [/color]

Baiting & switching as usual, I see. Well, jog your memory

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Nobody is squeezing into your opinion. Just making it clear to you that not all of them are like what you described previously.[/color]

Maybe you should rather make that clear to yourself because nowhere in my initial post did I say all were like that. And besides, all professions have generalizations eg. doughnut eating cops. Now does that mean all cops gorge on doughnuts? I have more than two brain cells working, so the answer would be, NO

Jerrylolo:
why u say so?
why u say so?
hairdresser don bleeb u b4?

I'm a keen observer. No, never dated or slept with one, I got few of them as friends.