₦airaland Forum

Menzy86:
hahahahaha just mention where you are from before you go do the 'better things' you have. Or at least put your face on your profile for starters. Did I poke a nerve in you? Why are you cursing? Little girls trying to be all grown up everywhere.

You're dismissed!

CaptainECole1:
got many of them here on nairaland
everywhere dear.
Lagos,Benin, Port Harcourt and even Johannesburg

Lol, an inter-continental dicks man. I see.

CaptainECole1:
I and a girl were insulting ourselves .. so they banned me for calling her "idiot" .. but they didn't ban her ... am sure the mod has a crush on the gurl ..
well, I'll behave myself next time
am a ladies man you know

Ha! Slow down, playa! What makes you call yourself a ladies man? Got hoes in different area codes?

Menzy86:
So because you spewed an american stereotype on a Predominantly Nigerian forum in your parochial mind you are 'educating' people? And why are u so ashamed of telling me where you are from? Seems you guys lick american asses there. And who told you everybody is afraid of death? Try something else.

You really arent on my intellectual level, Pinky Hear that sizzle? That's my braincells frying from reading the meaningless gobble-de-gook you just wrote about absolutely nothing. Now I got better things to do than argue with a brainless blob like yourself. Go play in your league, boyo!

Lol, I was about to type something but then I got high
Hey. Hey..

Seriously, that's like the lowest ranking, bottom-feeding, smoking habit after tobacco use & a cackpipe imo. Don't know why anyone would find a weedhead attractive. To each their own

CaptainECole1:
hehehe
you don't know me... its similar to this moniker!
"CaptainEColeJnr" that's my main handle!
I was issued a two-day ban by one motherf**cker mod

Awww. What did you say/do to be put on the naughty corner?

Menzy86:
So u a non Nigerian that probably doesn't even live in Nigeria are in a better position to tell me (a full blooded Nigerian living in Nigeria) what stereotype about a particular phenomenon makes rounds in NIGERIA? What makes u think that Nigerians that don't live in Nigeria on this forum 'should' know that illustration? How many of them live in America? And yet you are the first to jump into telling me I ain't bright? Now I am really interested in knowing where you are from 'bright girl'.

Hehehe. Now whose fault is that those people live in a bubble? Mine? You should thank me for educating them then, instead of going on & on about this as if it's a thumb-sucked phraseology that I came up with myself. Like I said, this is an international gathering place, so I don't see why I shouldnt make international references in my statements.

Seriously, you need to back off...you're about to dine with death

CaptainECole1:
oh okay! great
I'll holla you with my main account soon... I was banned, this is just my alternate acct

What's your main handle? I hope it's someone I like

CaptainECole1:
no baby, I only reside in Kano,but am from southern Nigeria,

and yes, you're right most people from the north are conservative Muslims, who prefer to stay in their land.

so are you from Pretoria?

Oh, great!

No, just like you, I moved to Pretoria. I'm originally from East London.

blesszzy:
.. jus be deceiving ur self. okay!

Ok

Menzy86:
Sorry dear but its obvious u r d one that doesn't COMPREHEND what I am trying to say. U made an example (thinking its universally accepted) with 'doughnut eating cops' which is actually AMERICAN and not universal perse and I'm trying to tell u dat an average NIGERIAN don't know their cops to eat doughnuts(and this is NAIRALAND, a Nigerian forum wit more than 90% NIGERIAN members). So when next you wanna give a really INTERNATIONAL example on an 'international' forum, look for something more appropriate. That 'stereotype' is absolutely AMERICAN.

TBH, you don't sound too bright to be challenging me on an argument. I'll run circles around you any day

This IS an international forum, in a way, because not all members on this forum are Nigerians & not all Nigerians in this forum are even IN Nigeria. So I'm sure they know or may have heard of that stereotype regardless of where they live.

CaptainECole1:
Am a naija boy
I stay in Kano..
but I really wanna visit SA.. I see pretty girls there!

Kano is in the north, right? North meets South, sounds like a match made in heaven

Doesnt sound like you guys venture out a lot. You're like the clown fish of your country, because I've never met a "Northerner" here. It's usually people from the west side & Igbo people

firstking01:
Who is PunkyV?

Nobody.

CaptainECole1:
same here ... but I've known nairaland for over a year now...
So where in SA do u stay?

So you were lurking all this time? What made you finally decide to join?

I reside in Pretoria? And you?

Sugarcious:
35 rounds of serious BLEEPING... PunkyV is my witness.

He aint lying y'all

lol @ 35 rounds though. That's like begging to be wheelchair-bound or something

CaptainECole1:
ok great!
so how did u came about nairaland?

It was a chance encounter while searching for something on google. How did you?

MzLarem:
Lol..u've gotten urself a vip ticket.

Niiice

Only from a male unicorn, I suppose

Some of those are good but some are like asking for a lapdog.

Asiwaju9ja:
Chesanyama.

Awesome.

MzLarem:
thanks

Invite me to the wedding

Asiwaju9ja:
Have you been there? Busy corner.

What is it? A shebeen?

No, never heard of it.

Asiwaju9ja:
Busy corner

*nods*

Asiwaju9ja:
Not in Jozi but in Guateng. Norkem park. Am a property consultant.

Cool. Sorry, I don't know where that is (Norkem Park). I'm not familiar with that side.

Asiwaju9ja:
I am a man not a boy or a cheesy one for that matter. I have been to the kasi i can relate to it. Tembisa is not far from me. Far from cheese boy or scotane

Oh ok. I've been to Tembisa but only once. What do you do in kasi? Chesanyama?

Asiwaju9ja:
And i live in the surburbs near mooiriver it is particularly cold becos of the river. Hook me up on whatsapp

I dont use whatsapp. So what do you get up to in Jozi?

Asiwaju9ja:
And i live in the surburbs near mooiriver it is particularly cold becos of the river.

I'm not familiar with Jo'burg, I only use it as a detour on my travels from PTA to EL, but I'll take your word for it. Lol, so you're a cheeseboy? A boy from the 'burbs. Ever been to the townships?

Asiwaju9ja:
Yes o! Mornings and night mostly. And in pta?

It hasnt intensified here yet, but you can feel the bite in the mornings & at night. Your place is just too cold for me, all year long. It reminds me of Queenstown or Bloemfontein. I'm sure you must be used to it

Asiwaju9ja:
Yebo yes.

Ok. I'm sure you guys over there have already started feeling the winter. Jo'burg is so cold!