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Christianity EtcRe: Prophet T B Joshua: I Was †ђξ Target At †ђξ Attack. by purplesummer(f): 4:32am On Sep 14, 2014
Which attack? Demonic attack?
There is no greater attack than ignorance. You can't add more deckings to a building when the foundation is not meant for such tall building and not expect it to collapse
CultureRe: A Picture Of Three Igbo Women In 1921 by purplesummer(f): 4:24am On Sep 14, 2014
I doubt these women were igbos, igbo women never wore hats (or cones)
RomanceRe: Every Husband Must Read This by purplesummer(f): 10:16pm On Sep 13, 2014
Now I want to cry for no reason at all cry
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Military Release Photos From The Battle In Konduga by purplesummer(f): 6:00pm On Sep 13, 2014
Where are the corpses huh
PoliticsRe: Taraba State: Gov. Suntai To Be Declared Incapacitated by purplesummer(f): 9:53pm On Sep 12, 2014
In a civilised society, a Governor who for whatever reason is unable to discharge his duties effectively should voluntarily resign honourably without waiting for the parliament to impeach him.
PoliticsRe: FRSC To Introduce ‘flying Ticket Policy’ For Road Offenders by purplesummer(f): 9:49pm On Sep 12, 2014
So while a vehicle is 'flying', another road user who is ordinarily expected to scamper for safety should instead become a photographer and start capturing the number plate of the car and even the driver's face...the driver's face huh
CrimeRe: Breaking: Ebola: Liberian Woman Found Hanging In Lagos Suburb by purplesummer(f): 12:53pm On Sep 12, 2014
It's unfortunate. No matter what she was passing through, suicide shouldn't be an option and come to think of it...she goes to church!

Anyways, suicide is a crime in Nigeria, her corpse should be arrested angry
EducationRe: Is 2'1 Still Possible For Me? by purplesummer(f): 3:21pm On Sep 11, 2014
If you can make As in all the causes in 300 and 400 levels, then you could end up with a low 2.1
HealthRe: Breaking News: Ebola Hits Liberian Presidency, Kills Minister’s Aide. by purplesummer(f): 2:54pm On Sep 11, 2014
Now Liberia should wake up before they are wiped off the map
HealthRe: Breaking News: Another Liberian With Ebola Arrested At Lagos Airport by purplesummer(f): 2:31pm On Sep 11, 2014
How was she immediately diagnosed of Ebola? Do they now have an Ebola laboratory at the airport?
The woman's temperature was probably high and being a Liberian they concluded she is infected with the EVD, a reasonable conclusion though especially in these trying times sad
SportsRe: Oscar Pistorius Found Not Guilty Of Murder by purplesummer(f): 1:51pm On Sep 11, 2014
Within these 24hrs a lot of money could exchange hands and a lot of compromises made. Anyway, the international community is watching.
FashionRe: Rihanna Or Kim Kardashian Who Wore It Better? by purplesummer(f): 10:50am On Sep 11, 2014
'Bit.ch stole my look!' grin
Rihanna pulled it off better
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Comments Made In Court by purplesummer(f): 10:45am On Sep 11, 2014
uzolexis: ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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...
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
I so love intelligent witnesses
CelebritiesRe: Oscar Pistorius Trial: Judge Delivering Verdict, LIVE by purplesummer(f): 9:42am On Sep 11, 2014
Whether premeditated or not, this is homicide and he has to be jailed for it. The difference between murder and manslaughter is in the severity of punishment
FamilyRe: Can A Nigerian Man Give His Wife A CURFEW ?? by purplesummer(f): 9:21am On Sep 11, 2014
Can a Nigerian wife place a curfew for her husband?
CrimeRe: Mother Removes 5-yr Old Son's Eyes Because He Refused To Worship Satan (photos) by purplesummer(f): 7:18pm On Sep 10, 2014
God bless the boy!
End time family members grin
TravelRe: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by purplesummer(f):
Then the lady on the low waist jean flashing her butt at any body who is plagued with the misfortune of sitting behind her
PoliticsRe: I’m Eager To Return To Battle – Injured Obasanjo by purplesummer(f): 9:52pm On Sep 09, 2014
That's the spirit!
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Acquires His Own Private Jet? - See Pictures Here by purplesummer(f): 1:36pm On Sep 09, 2014
lomaxx: So when I acquire a private jet, I sit/pose like a disgruntled passenger afraid that the real owner maybe pissed off that I'm showing off with his jet? I don't get the correlation.
Rotfl grin
HealthRe: Ebola: Late Port Harcourt Doctor’s Sister & Others Discharged by purplesummer(f): 10:14am On Sep 09, 2014
I thought the wife of the PH doctor had long died? How come she's still receiving treatment yet the number of deaths in PH is pegged at 2?
The news is just not adding up
CelebritiesRe: Possessive Girlfriend Make BF Wear Humiliating T-shirt As He Holiday Without HER by purplesummer(f): 9:39am On Sep 09, 2014
The girl is blond. I'm not surprised. Dumb blonds!
PoliticsRe: 60 Members Of Bornu NBA Condemn Ultimatum To drag Ihejirika To Hague by purplesummer(f): 10:49pm On Sep 08, 2014
meforyou1: cant even stand in a magistrate court not to talk of world court.
grin not even a customary or Area court cheesy
PoliticsRe: 60 Members Of Bornu NBA Condemn Ultimatum To drag Ihejirika To Hague by purplesummer(f): 10:31pm On Sep 08, 2014
Let them go to Hague. I'm sure their charge will be flushed out like a tissue paper.
That a certain Stephen from Australia said something against Ihejirika cannot stand as evidence in any court in the world.
CelebritiesRe: Breaking News!!! Omawumi Gets Engaged - PHOTO by purplesummer(f): 7:24pm On Sep 08, 2014
I'm so happy for her, it's almost belated.
Now her love nwantiti is becoming a reality
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo's Son Shot In Mubi By Boko Haram - Saharareporters by purplesummer(f): 7:13pm On Sep 08, 2014
ochilikoko: Does this country worth dying for? Anyway, May his soul and d souls of all others who died at d course of bringing peace to Nigeria rest in perfect peace. Amen.
Lol, oga easy na. The young man is not dead yet, he was only shot on the leg. It's not yet time for him to rest in peace grin
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo's Son Shot In Mubi By Boko Haram - Saharareporters by purplesummer(f): 7:10pm On Sep 08, 2014
That's ok, it's called service to the nation. They shouldn't always shine in the political arena, let them shine in the face of war in defence of the nation. He even sustained a mere injury, so many unsung heros have laid down their lives for this cause but they remain unsung because their surnames don't ring a bell.
PoliticsRe: Top 10 Most Powerful Armies In The World by purplesummer(f): 7:53pm On Sep 07, 2014
OP where's Nigerian Army nau, you think it's easy to face Boko Haram head long with crude guns and empty pockets? undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies Are Neat Outside But Dirty Inside... by purplesummer(f): 7:35pm On Sep 07, 2014
If your Vijayjay smells it could be a sign of infection and the lady should see a doctor and not to use soap and feminine wash to mask the smell.
A healthy Vijayjay should have no smell at all...unless the lady ate garlic for dinner. undecided
RomanceRe: True Love Is Sacrifice, Can You Die For Your Man/woman? by purplesummer(f): 1:31pm On Sep 07, 2014
It's difficult for one to ordinarily beat one's chest and give a Yes or No answer to this question. When the true test of love presents itself we are likely to risk our lives in order to protect those we love. Most people would dare an inferno to rescue a trapped spouse,child, sibling or parent and may lose their lives in the process.
Christianity EtcRe: The Strangest 'church' In Nigeria/africa by purplesummer(f): 11:50am On Sep 07, 2014
Isn't freedom of religion guaranteed by the constitution anymore? They are probably a religious sect unless their activities suggest that they are a secret society as defined by the criminal code, in which case there will be need to alert security operatives.
CelebritiesRe: Drake Parties With Neymar, Marcelo,willian In Miami by purplesummer(f): 11:41am On Sep 07, 2014
Damn! Drake's Dad must be a pedo. He should be hanging out with women the age of Joan Rivers of blessed memory angry

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