₦airaland Forum

UyaiIncomparabl:
Nairalanders and body shaming. Boy.

I love her toned body. Look at those legs. If only shawarma, milkshake and akpu will allow me. 💔

:,-)

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Samantha124:
Just pretend like you don't care and laugh along.

Else if you take her seriously, you may end up doing something that you'll regret and end up being somebody else's wife in prison in order to survive.

I hope you're not light skinned.

I'm underage so you better tell me because I'm way too young to be in prison


I'm very light skinned


Most naija folks would mistake me for a half cast

Learn cpp with unreal engine

Except you're a famous or renowned personnel in your field


Sweden visa day hard to get just like Norway and Denmark

For me once I get money na either Mexico, Lithuania or Latvia I day go laikdis

There's this girl that keeps harassing me at school and she’s my neighbor and she won’t stop mocking me like she has been for over a year and I honestly just want to do something terrible to her because her parents obviously don’t care about what she’s doing so what can I do within my power to Bleep her life up without getting arrested?

Incase you don't know school na scam ma


Homeschool that kid
Buy that kid a kiddies tablet and load it with educational contents


Get a job as cleaner
Apply to corporate offices for cleaning and janitor positions
You can clean personal homes too ( make that your business)

Find I face me I face you type of house and rent it

Absolutely


I'd get to bond with my kids especially my daughters and be close with them more than their mom would ever be

I get to do my thing which is not slaving on a 9-5 and enjoy my hobbies

Go and fok ya couns , seduce her with money



Make sure to video record so you can rewatch it at ya own comfort


Peek on ya babe might be she's having a bath or undressing, make sure to take pics and videos
Keep it on a secure hard drive or cloud

Carcholce:
Lol. The essence of sex is not to cum but to enjoy the therapeutic feeling and healing in between. A lot of people have the wrong idea of sex. Your cum should only cum out when you want to make a baby. Otherwise, you are wasting the “essence” of your semen.

Try this method and thank me later.

Exactly


And it gets into a woman's head if her man doesn't cum

Yabaleft is out there looking for you

Op is def on ectasy

kmaster007:
But some fit be scam

Not on the company career page

I don't if you have heard but there's something called Google maps on the phone you used to type this

Infidelity happens when women marry men they don't love

Every woman on NL is either bipolar, narcissistic or has some sort of mental illness

The north are the ones that control nigeria muslims in particular

Have you taken your meds??

You're gei Saar

nani667:
Peak is back ⬇️⬇️

Jeez....I want to know your storage is like


You must be a torrent freak

Just finished watching breaking bad rating it 8/10 😁

Bleep why is this so addicting


I ate a whole pack by myself the other day If I drank or did drugs I would've been dead by now.

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Neon genesis evangelion


Ghost in the Shell


Rabbid invasion

Only a simp will take a woman to restaurant or cinema on a date

Runnerzz:
U don't even know anything... Full time career woman no get time for ur dick . Even if u get devil dick she will never be available for u 80% of the time talk more if u have a boring dick

Day whyne yourself ni

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
I can bet it you are not married. You are just imagining things. She will come back tired and may end up being shagged by the boss or some colleague. I am not saying marrying career women doesn't work but I somehow find your fantasy laughable.

It's not fantasy if you're well connected


You get to choose where your wife works


Her boss and colleagues will much respect you and as well your wife .

Op no go let his daughter marry poor man fosho

Op day date confam village girl

She get better plug fosho


Damn Kayamata be working af