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BusinessRe: Three Million Naira Loan Request by QuantAnalyst(op): 6:22am On Sep 09, 2021
Anyone interested
CelebritiesRe: Zubby Michael & Chizzy Alichi Fight Over "A Woman Being King Of Boys" by QuantAnalyst: 1:07pm On Sep 06, 2021
Spoiler Alert!!!

ceaser:
This Zubby should shut his trap. That movie was a huge success. If he has anything against it he should go and make his own movie using the male as King of boys.

There is a reason why the English language accommodates calling females as actors, no longer going for the less common term "actress". It has nothing to do with feminism but figurative use and with the continouos evolution English undergoes.

By the way I wish there will be an immediate sequel to this series. This limited series is too short. I want to know how that Reminisce King eventually died after four years. The guy don already give one babe like that belle against the warning by the pantheon of the gods.

I also like the way Aare was taken out by that sexy nurse assassin grinding him on the sick bed whereas na style she dey take strangulate him cheesy
BusinessThree Million Naira Loan Request by QuantAnalyst(op):
Hello All,

We need a three million naira loan for our business.

Please anyone interested should send me a PM.

The interest rate will be negotiated.

The collaterals are car and post dated cheques.

Thanks
FoodRe: How Many Slices Of Bread Can You Eat In One Sitting? by QuantAnalyst: 2:09pm On Aug 07, 2021
Funkybabee:
See question


Me I do eat ooo

I don't do shakara for food oo

If it's with fried egg, I can eat whole of it

But with beans, maybe 6 shaa
Wow!
BusinessRe: Kuda Bank Is A Fraud! by QuantAnalyst: 7:03pm On Aug 06, 2021
Kuda is no fraud at all. One of the best minds in the IT industry is currently working with them. A brilliant chap from my Alma Matter.
RomanceRe: Pre Wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander by QuantAnalyst: 5:56pm On Jul 11, 2021
fredwilson:
Beautiful pictures of a Nairalander with His Bride. May God bless their union
Wow..this is unlike anything that I have seen.

So simple and unique.

May God bless your marriage abundantly.
CrimeRe: Olajide Omowumi-Blessing: UNILORIN Student Raped To Death by QuantAnalyst: 9:20pm On Jun 03, 2021
illicit:
It's UNILORIN slogan
Naa..it's probitas doctrina!

Victoria Ascerta..meaning victory is certain is for Aluta.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can You Put A Job You Were Sacked From In Your CV? by QuantAnalyst: 11:24am On Jan 28, 2021
RisenPhoenix1:
Yes. If it adds relevance; especially if leaving it out will make an inexplicable time gap; but don't link references. And if asked why you left, don't lie about the incident.

The question is whether he did falsify the info or not. If I want to employ someone, I prefer to make my own assessment of his integrity, so a past sack for integrity may not dissuade me from employing him if he seems honest enough to me and has other skills needed. Everyone deserves a second chance.
I'll watch him like a hawk though, and let him know that I'm doing so.
I like this response. We need more of you everywhere.
CrimeRe: Police Kill Mother And Child In Warri While Chasing Yahoo Boys (Graphic) by QuantAnalyst: 4:31pm On Jan 20, 2021
I am really very angry right now. I've never been this sad in my life. Angry and sad at the same time. Even a baby!

RIP.
TravelRe: Italy Tourists & Family Reunion Visa by QuantAnalyst: 10:38am On Jan 09, 2021
fOFT:
Can you share the steps taken?
Hello Sir,

Please I sent you a PM.

Regards,
NYSCRe: Corper Parades For Her Mother, Salutes Her For Singlehandedly Raising Her by QuantAnalyst: 9:46pm On Dec 23, 2020
lalasticlala:
An NYSC member, Iyanuoluwa Adeola, has caused a stir online after a video of 7443456?s=19"
I know this lady. Met her at my place of work 2 years ago. She came by to supply stuff and it was about the same time I was going home. Gave her a ride and also patronized her wears. Such a lovely person. Can't really recall the face but I remembered her mum pics very well as it was always on her WhatsApp displayed pictures and status.

Good one Adeola. May God bless you and your mama
BusinessRe: Kuda Raises $10 Million in Seed Funding by QuantAnalyst: 10:30am On Nov 11, 2020
LegendHero:
Musty! Scholar of Life!!!

You did not tell us before you japa for I***S

Keep soaring high my brother.


Source: https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/11/11/firm-raises-10m-eyes-digital-first-banking-licence/
SportsRe: Obafemi Martins' Cars And Speed Boat (Photos) by QuantAnalyst: 6:36am On Nov 03, 2020
Airforce1:
Former super eagles striker, Obafemi Martin, shows off his luxury cars and speed boat in New photo .


Source
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHDlhV3B5HF/?igshid=1uet868ortr0t
Martins ooo...don't be a bad boy.

Remember your people.

You no show for Aguda in 2010 and 2012...you no even call to console.

If not for him(RIP) you for no dey where you dey o.

We still love you sha.
CelebritiesRe: Rema Apologises For Stealing Laptop In 2017 by QuantAnalyst: 6:48pm On Sep 28, 2020
Amotolongbo:
There was this boy I stole his N5 then when I was in primary school cos I lost my money. I was so hungry that day and all I could do was to pilfer his money, cos I knew he was the richest in class and the five Naira was nothing to him.

I haven’t seen the boy since we left secondary school to pay him bountifully
I am the boy smiley
InvestmentRe: Loan Request: Any Interesting Offer? by QuantAnalyst(op): 9:02pm On Sep 18, 2020
Obierika:
You should also state the collateral you have or are you expecting someone to just give you a loan of 1 million just like that?
Sorry about that. there is a car worth three million. Do you have an offer?
InvestmentLoan Request: Any Interesting Offer? by QuantAnalyst(op): 10:34pm On Sep 17, 2020
Hi Nairalanders,

1 - 2 Million naira loan is needed for 1 year at 50k - 100k monthly interest.

Please drop your comments below if interested.

Thanks.
FoodRe: How To Make Seafood Okra (photos) by QuantAnalyst: 11:06am On Aug 22, 2020
I've seen both AC and extractor in a friend's kitchen on the Island. Lekki precisely.
saucecode:
I know
Am just correcting her, dat girl lies too much. Kai grin How can someone confidently say in public dat she has AC inside kitchen cheesy
No matter the money, it's extractor dat is used and never AC.

I corrected it before, she sent her mod boyboy to hide my comment dat did not break any rule. If Poco does not like to be challenged, she should not be lying in public like a village girl grin
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Tells Ronald Koeman That He Does Not See His Future At Camp Nou by QuantAnalyst: 1:54pm On Aug 21, 2020
Nice one. I like this thought process.

charlesm91:
Ronaldo came to Madrid as the second best team in Spain in an era where Barca was the dominant team, he left Manutd in its glory. He worked to level Madrid and left Madrid on a high note. Messi can’t and shouldn’t leave Barca now else it’ll leave a sour taste in the memory of his reign in Spain- he abandoned the team in their time of need. He should try win the league or something and bow out
ProgrammingRe: At 40, Can I Still Learn Programming And Be Good At It? by QuantAnalyst: 6:58pm On Jul 17, 2020
ProfAmaben:
You know your stuff for even attempting to solve the problem. Before you enter any foreign company as a programmer or even Andela, you must solve algorithm. Kindly solve using JavaScript or Python if interested and email me the .py or .js result.
I sent you a PM yesterday.
ProgrammingRe: At 40, Can I Still Learn Programming And Be Good At It? by QuantAnalyst: 4:21pm On Jul 16, 2020
ProfAmaben:
Laughs. If you solve the algorithm challenge I got at an interview with a foreign company recently, I would wholeheartedly agree it is an overexaggeration.

When I talk about programming, I don't mean guys that build e-commerce websites and start jumping up and down, I mean programmers that are on top of their game. I'm expecting your reply.
Hi ProfAmaben. I can try if you don't mind? It's similar to one of the questions on Euler 50.
PoliticsRe: FG Moves To End DSTV's Monopoly, Says Multichoice Is Cheating Nigerians by QuantAnalyst: 8:21pm On Jul 05, 2020
CsRockefeller:
Don't rule out this Govt. Nigerians are very cunny and good at looking for loopholes to circumvent the system.

Don't be surprised that there is a company waiting on standby that will buy this rights exclusively from the producers directly and sell to Dstv, Startimes and Kwese Tv.

Imagine if the rights total about $500millon, that would mean about $150million from each paytv right? You may laugh it off and say that DStv can simply afford it and still maintain the largest market share but don't celebrate yet. Due to our corrupt practices, d Nigerian promoted company (in this case Startimes) would then go ahead to drastically reduce prices drawing customers to them and making it difficult for the likes of DStv to compete.

Mind you, them reducing their prices is because they know if Startimes is unable to pay their share of $150million they can easily put their hands in the cookie jar by writing a memo to CBN of course backed by the powers that be, that way they get to amass so much without no accountability and those bribes DStv refused to pay or where paying would then look like chicken change grin

I have seen this a lot of times, I tell u d average Nigerian is corrupt, and some Nationals like d Chinese don't mind to roll in dirty waters.

This attempt to break Dstv's monopoly is a smoke screen to get to the cookie jar, that's all. Don't forget, OBJs Govt gave Hitv the legal framework to operate and left their hands out of it, if it were today, corrupt officials would have found a way to keep it afloat using Govt funds.

Don't forget the recent story with Polaris Bank and d Funta's grin

Nigeria is irredeemable, it's sinks depper everyday and stinks to d heavens cry
This thought process ehn.
EntertainmentRe: Lagos Test Runs Post-pandemic Showbiz With Drive-in Concert by QuantAnalyst: 8:56pm On May 31, 2020
Dannex201:
Learn Excel MasterClass(VBA&Micros and others) Call 07081160797 or WhatsApp for more information.
It's called Macros.
Car TalkRe: Automobile Technology :7 Things That Might Soon Be Phased Out by QuantAnalyst: 10:03pm On Aug 14, 2019
autojosh:
Technology is wonderful,many years ago who would have taught we would have cars that would drive themselves ?. Now we have semi-autonomous and fully autonomous cars.Some things are gradually phasing out,some might be phased out in the future ,lets find out .

1.Drivers
I decided to add this first because we are already seeing it happen before our eyes .Very soon ,if driverless cars are improved on and “perfect” enough,we might not need drivers anymore.

2.Drivers License
If cars are fully autonomous , the next logical thing to do or phase out ,might be drivers license.What do you need it for anyway when your are not going to be driving .

3.Buttons and Knobs
We are already seeing this happen to our phones and even in some cars .With time we won’t be having knobs and buttons in out cars anymore , all there would be is touch screens .

4.Petrol
Yeah , I said it ,petrol is going !!!!.With Toyota and other companies actively testing and implementing the use of hydrogen cells and building electric cars ,the use of petrol and other fuels like diesel would soon be completely phased out.

5.Physical Gauges
Tired of seeing the same type of fuel or speed gauge all the time .Don’t worry they would soon be completely replaced with digital displays , even though some cars already have these,with time mechanical gauges would be phased out.

6. Car Keys
Everything is going mobile this days , some cars already have this option .But soon it would be in all cars ,unlocking your car from your mobile phone would soon be the order of the day.

7.Sticks and Shafts
Tired of pulling up your hand brake , or shifting the gear all the time , don’t worry it would soon be as easy as using a touch screen phone ,Take one long last look at your gears and hand-brakes people ,they would soon be gone !!!!.

Have anything to add ?, let me know , don’t forget to share !!!!.

By Donald3d

https://autojosh.com/technology-car-parts-might-soon-get-phased/


Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Hi Autojosh

I sent you a PM. Its urgent please. Many thanks
RomanceRe: Village In Africa Where Man's Joystick Will Be Flogged Before He Can Marry (Pix) by QuantAnalyst: 9:15pm On Jul 21, 2019
PrincessB1:
shocked
What if they mistakenly smash it? lipsrsealed
Lol...immediately i saw this..i knew you must be a lady...lol..smash kor smash nii
PoliticsRe: Nazeef Babaji Wins Nnpp Candidate For Shira/giade Federal Constituency In Bauch by QuantAnalyst: 10:33am On Oct 08, 2018
Good day Mr. Alex. I sent you a PM.

AlexReports:
Barr. Nazeef Babaji Giade emerges NNPP candidate for the Shira/Giade federal constituency, after polling 147 votes, to win his fellow contestant, Eng. Ahmed Yusuf, who polled 5 votes at the primary elections of the party.

The primary elections, according to the emerged candidate, was successfully conducted to sustain the credibility, integrity and Democratic might of the party. Barr. Nazeef Babaji told newsmen that he would go extra mile to ensure that the he secures the green chambers for his party ahead of the general elections in Bauchi state.

Party delegates have applauded their candidates, stating that Barr. Nazeef, was a perfect candidate and a true nationalist who can represent the the party at any level. Stressing on the matter, a delegate told our reporter, that the elected candidate for the matter is a sincere Democrats who is capable of piloting the affair of the party to fruition.

However, the chairman of the primary election committee of NNPP who submitted and announced the result, has called on party members to be vibrant and diligent, stating that there is a great task ahead

http://www.alexreports.info/2018/10/barr-nazeef-babaji-wins-nnpp-candidate.html?m=1
CelebritiesRe: Binta Diallo And Wizkid's Agreement On Paternity Custody Signed By Their Lawyers by QuantAnalyst: 12:02pm On Sep 11, 2018
Jobs/VacanciesRe: ICT Marketer by QuantAnalyst(op): 1:49pm On Sep 09, 2018
asiwaju1981:
Location please?
Its Lagos for now.
Jobs/VacanciesICT Marketer by QuantAnalyst(op): 10:45am On Sep 08, 2018
The job involves submitting proposal to organisations. Transportation and Lunch will be provided on a daily basis. It's a fixed term contract job for a period of 30 days. Interested candidates should send their CV to enquiries@tpanalyticsolution.com
Jobs/VacanciesICT Marketer by QuantAnalyst(op): 10:35am On Sep 08, 2018
The job involves submitting proposal to organisations. Transportation and Lunch will be provided on a daily basis. It's a fixed term contract job for a period of 30 days. Interested candidates should send their CV to enquiries@tpanalyticsolution.com
FashionCustumes Needed Urgently by QuantAnalyst(op): 11:21am On Aug 13, 2018
Hi All, can someone assist with how or where i can rent custumes for a photoshoot session for brand advertisement? Need this info like right now. Thanks
FashionRe: POST HERE | ALL Modeling-Related Information! by QuantAnalyst: 11:12am On Aug 13, 2018
Hi All, can someone assist with how or where i can rent custumes for a photoshoot session for brand advertisement? Need this info like right now. Thanks
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Business Card Designer Needed by QuantAnalyst(op): 6:08pm On Aug 10, 2017
Closed. Thanks all.

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