₦airaland Forum

turmacs:
Very useless women. As a man, this is how you know you've married nonsense. I don't just know why some women will know what is right for their husbands and for the sake of their marriage, but they will want to wait first and see if the man will start getting it from outside or not, before they sit up, useless women everywhere. That's how one of my neighbor suddenly started going to the gym to reduce her weight and fat tummy, because e be like say her husband don begin dey romance other gials outside 😹 but the mumu was waiting for her husband to start cheating before she does the needful, nonsense.

DARLINGTON869:
1•2 million naira marriage list. HOPE SHE IS A GRADUATE OF HAVARD UNIVERSITY AND CURRENTLY WORKING IN EXON MOBIL OR SHELL?

TimeMachine3:
Funke Akindele is greater than all ibo asaba nollywood film nonsense.

ObalendeCMS:
Someone up their said, for them to deny it that means it's true.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

Beremx:
Bathing your daughter isn't the problem. How do you wash her private part without your hand touching there especially when she can't wash it herself?

munavi:
Let's hope they will be executed as budgeted.

Randal:
I hope it's not siphoned

muykem:
Adeleke is doing well. Those traditional leaders especially Atooja of Osogbo must teach bitter lessons of their life.

huptin:
What is the economic value of those traditional rulers? Why does the government have to pay them?

Please don't just slash...stop paying them! Bunch of economic parasites.

Jozibrainz100:
Is like Betting has really dealt with U so bad.

franchasofficia:
Go Bola
Go go Emilokan


If you can just unravel and jail Dangote alone, I don't even care if Nigeria burns to ashes, you will be my President for life





Dangote did nothing to become rich other than riding on Nigerian government's back via FOREX waivers

Zonefree:
Una still dey chop fish

Thought we agreed to be using only crayfish?

Passionnn:
My ex was fond of saying..
You are the best
I can't leave you
If I leave you I'll die
The way you are sexing me, don't go and knack another girl like that
I love you I love you (100 X)
As for me I just focus on what I was doing till I get flaccid.
(She left a few years back and she has not die. Guess she's saying the same thing to the guys she's currently sleeping with.)

Walai:
We should be discussing his allowances not salary.

Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be

Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

ecolime:
I'm sure most of these universities operate from a 3 Bedroom apartment.

Room 1: Vice-chancellor
Room 2: Lecturers
Room 3: Non teaching staff

If you need MSc or PHD certificate before next weekend, dem go run am for you.

Na real cash cow, just buy a good printing machine to mill out certificates and you are good to go.

Daddyyin:
They should put them on e-commerce website so that we can be placing our orders. I need 3 babe for that side. That's 150k naira

Johnycastro18:
wow 50k bride price



Be like say nah to contact Ene my ex idoma babe,
I see no reason why we cant make this marriage happen this time around,
with this latest news

insidelife22:
Nigeria was not made to be on the maps of humanity, it was first created as part of hell, the devil got tired and left, Naija polithiefians took over and after consultations turned It into the crime capital of the world.
A drug lord is currently their president.

Credit www.crazywiki.com

accordadoga21:
Hehehehe

Dem wan kill two of my neighbours, Nedu and Wande.

Those ones will be looking for 2 odds everyday as if it is their oxygen

If not for betting, those two for don dey rob

xareal:
Leave us and our sporty

Thundafireseun:
This Reno guy and a bunch of other idiots are the reason why Jonathan’s government was considered a failure…

I mean, how do you surround yourself with a jerk and clown like Reno and expect to succeed

SMH 🤦‍♂️

Eazie351:
Well, we’ll be to advise you later on when you come here to complain about how you’ve been feeding her for so so so months and she’s now misbehaving and you’re thinking of throwing her out.

BlueRayDick:
No woman is really single; know this and know peace!

Isobug:
Goal Goal

Only real niggas will understand...lol

kennethovic7:
Can i DM too bro?

Emeskhalifa:
Be like this one dey work for one top boss oo. Coz I don't understand, putting drugs in such a plain sight then look at how she's even putting her hand on her waist like 'nothing fit happen ajeh'

Dikastan:
Are you even sure that the boy you are calling your son is your son?

Generalmystic:
In Nigeria, the reverse is the case. Thy would rather squeeze money out of the poor than give to the poor. It was only late prophet TB Joshua that mastered the act of giving to the poor, since he died no other church has carried on in that ministry.

Forumites:
Two things will happen this year and quote me. 1. One good military will come to our rescue
2. There’ll be a revolution led by no one

Zaynkad:
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