₦airaland Forum

Lurdd:
It is already December
What are you giving your girlfriends this December to make them feel like they're dating someone that loves them, and also feel special, what are you getting them or what are you going to give her. Is it cash or gifts.

Penboy:
Blame the bank for processing the transaction.

PDJT:
- "A civil servant, Stephen Abidogun, said he could not afford to buy chickens for Christmas and had, therefore, opted for substitutes. "

-Mr. Abidogun... "had, therefore, opted for substitutes". Hmm, I won't say nothing until I start looking for my head.

Gohs:
It is TIME to impeach Tinubu from office.

He is a cocaine seller who forged his certificate — No Qualifications!

He is the KING of criminals.
REMOVE him now. . .OR ELSE. . .

He will DESTROY Nigeria in four years.

That's the TRUTH. . .
Let's Face it!!

#TinubuMustGo

Angelfrost:
Op, most of your points are blatant, needless, and laughable LIES!

But, it's okay... I can understand the need to soothe your personal deficiencies.

Personally, I'm neither for nor against migration...!

Whatever reasons people have for leaving their countries, we should respect them. Same way those choosing to stay back should be equally respected.

None should be deemed better than the other... This is why I find both Pro-Japa and Anti-japa posts/threads very STUPID!

No man or woman should be told or unduly influenced about his or her choices... If Nigeria is not working for you, and you know out there will meet your life expectations, then don't hesitate to get out.

On the other hand, if Nigeria affords you the best of life, ignore these Japarians... Stay back, and live your best life.

At the end, whether in Nigeria or abroad, happiness is the same.

Johncuppa:
Success is in people not just profession.
May we all succeed in whatever we do.

Okoroawusa:
This story get k-leg...

Zonefree:


A wife that can't afford one bag of rice for her mother is a BIG liability to her husband.

- A man will kneel and beg a woman to marry him.

- Same man will pay bride price

- Same man will organize and foot the weeding bills.

- Same man will pay for hospital bills

- Same man will also take care of the wife's family

All just for procreation?

Wetin man dey gain for marriage

Offpointng:
But OP you did not try, you have a whooping sum of 1.7m I see no reason why you shouldn't allow ur mother in law have atleast 1m outta the money. and since the budget for the baby is 400k, you'd be left with 300k. Man you'll still have alot at ur disposal

talk2hb1:
Good News for 2minutes men 😀😊
If your erection last 30minutes now, go report yourself at the nearest police station 🚉

AqualinaXYZ:
Make una dey play



My peniss wey don dey stand over 2hrs for decades now



I don die?



This scientist must be a one minute man werey wan discourage real men

TheWinterBird:
For the sake of your children's wellbeing, health and mental health, please leave. Based on your post, they're already being badly affected by their father's habits, so please leave that place and go give them a healthier, saner upbringing elsewhere.

Emma513:
I FORSEE, I FORSAW AND I FORSEEN, I NEED SURE OLD TODAY

AqualinaXYZ:
All these fake Yoruba pastors sef



Their own don too much



That’s how Oyedepo abi Kumuyi said God told him Tinubu is the answer

tropaz:


Na who get money buy foods Dey reason chicken. Next year kids school fees is scary asf, many landlords have increased house rent, cost of transportation is alarming, Job loss here and there, 5k chicken is now being sold for 15k… uhmmmm

Many chicken sellers go chop their thing buy themselves this year as there will be low sales due to the current economic realities!!!


God bless Nigerians hustling to make money Legitimately!!!

Thonyboy:
https://.ng/2023/12/22/only-god-will-stop-nigeria-from-breaking-up-in-2035-primate-ayodele/

gidgiddy:
2035? Thats too long, I dont see Nigeria lasting beyond 2025. The country is a total failure and the British should never have created it

Zonefree:
God is not aware of a country called Nigeria. They don't discuss Nigeria in Heaven.

LeoDeKing:
Where is the student who dressed indecently?

Jokerman:
Buhari pulled 100 million out of Poverty, Tinubu wants to pull 50 million out of Poverty...

By next year now, 90% of Nigerians no go poor again...😬

Shalommy:
Op, nothing do you. Soon una go reach that promise land. Chaii...

Vinnie2000:
Well, Pple should know that Naija Ladies spec changes with time.

16-18 years- A Flashy Boy looking like Rema

18-25 years- A Yahoo boy with nice apartment.

25-28 years- A Rich man's son (like Davido).

28-33 years- A Married man with bad wife.

33-36 years- A Politician in the ruling party.

36-Menopause- Any available Young man with PREEK.

Vinnie2000:
Well, Pple should know that Naija Ladies spec changes with time.

16-18 years- A Flashy Boy looking like Rema

18-25 years- A Yahoo boy with nice apartment.

25-28 years- A Rich man's son (like Davido).

28-33 years- A Married man with bad wife.

33-36 years- A Politician in the ruling party.

36-Menopause- Any available Young man with PREEK.

MichaelSokoto:
why dat one dey always wear dark shades morning, indoors & midnights?

una sure say him nor dey wear am sleep so?

Chijeep:
OP be calming down na...
Which one is shutdown just because of ordinary hugging?
Una just like to dey oppress us with this people's lifestyle

1TrippleCee:
No purpose indicated. From all indications, this one wan lost. No sense of purpose or direction. Chai. The society has raised directionless people

Roger3D:
Japa is depressing. Don't do it

Clickairtravels:
Another simp bit the dust. I'm sure the woman he died is busy somewhere collecting. He died for nothing.

Jewessgratitud3:
Soft life to hard life.

I guess when he got there and saw the pile of bills staring him in the face he had no choice but to grab the next available job.

If you are gainfully employed in naija, you don't need to japa. Japa is for someone who has no hope of ever getting a job in Nigeria. He'll appreciate any kind of job he finds there.

TheFreshVanilla:
This is what happens when you watch those youtube Nollywood movies like "How A Poor Cleaner Captured D Heart Of Her Banker Boss". Try your luck. Na slap you go chop.

outoftheworld:
Use your tongue count your teeth boy.
Are you not ashamed of yourself working as a cleaner in the bank?

I actually meant you should hustle and have a good source of income first.
I'm far older than you, that's why I'm advising you.
I learnt through experience, it's hard to get a nice girl to date you and remain faithful if you can't take care of her. Channel your energy and attention on standing up yourself first, girls can only weigh you down. Besides you can't keep a girl you can't take care of.
If you are doing well financially you can have any girl you want.

Stamina777:
Hello nairalanders, please I need your advice on this. I work in a bank as a cleaner and I go on errands for bankers in the bank. Am 24 year old and I only have my school start with me. I have an ambition to further my education though.

So their is this lady banker I like so much. I do go on errands for her. She is in her youthful age too but might be a little older than I do. I love her but I don't know how to tell her. I fear she might cast me if I tell her my intentions or I might lose my self respect.

Moreover, I always feel lonely because I rarely socialize. I go on errands because of the tips I make from it. Nobody gives me money for not doing anything. I feel less cared for but I care more about my loved ones even though I only give to them. I feel lonely all the time

Please what should I do