₦airaland Forum

AqualinaXYZ:
Make una dey play



My peniss wey don dey stand over 2hrs for decades now



I don die?



This scientist must be a one minute man werey wan discourage real men

TheWinterBird:
For the sake of your children's wellbeing, health and mental health, please leave. Based on your post, they're already being badly affected by their father's habits, so please leave that place and go give them a healthier, saner upbringing elsewhere.

Emma513:
I FORSEE, I FORSAW AND I FORSEEN, I NEED SURE OLD TODAY

AqualinaXYZ:
All these fake Yoruba pastors sef



Their own don too much



That’s how Oyedepo abi Kumuyi said God told him Tinubu is the answer

tropaz:


Na who get money buy foods Dey reason chicken. Next year kids school fees is scary asf, many landlords have increased house rent, cost of transportation is alarming, Job loss here and there, 5k chicken is now being sold for 15k… uhmmmm

Many chicken sellers go chop their thing buy themselves this year as there will be low sales due to the current economic realities!!!


God bless Nigerians hustling to make money Legitimately!!!

Thonyboy:
https://.ng/2023/12/22/only-god-will-stop-nigeria-from-breaking-up-in-2035-primate-ayodele/

gidgiddy:
2035? Thats too long, I dont see Nigeria lasting beyond 2025. The country is a total failure and the British should never have created it

Zonefree:
God is not aware of a country called Nigeria. They don't discuss Nigeria in Heaven.

LeoDeKing:
Where is the student who dressed indecently?

Jokerman:
Buhari pulled 100 million out of Poverty, Tinubu wants to pull 50 million out of Poverty...

By next year now, 90% of Nigerians no go poor again...😬

Shalommy:
Op, nothing do you. Soon una go reach that promise land. Chaii...

Vinnie2000:
Well, Pple should know that Naija Ladies spec changes with time.

16-18 years- A Flashy Boy looking like Rema

18-25 years- A Yahoo boy with nice apartment.

25-28 years- A Rich man's son (like Davido).

28-33 years- A Married man with bad wife.

33-36 years- A Politician in the ruling party.

36-Menopause- Any available Young man with PREEK.

Vinnie2000:
Well, Pple should know that Naija Ladies spec changes with time.

16-18 years- A Flashy Boy looking like Rema

18-25 years- A Yahoo boy with nice apartment.

25-28 years- A Rich man's son (like Davido).

28-33 years- A Married man with bad wife.

33-36 years- A Politician in the ruling party.

36-Menopause- Any available Young man with PREEK.

MichaelSokoto:
why dat one dey always wear dark shades morning, indoors & midnights?

una sure say him nor dey wear am sleep so?

Chijeep:
OP be calming down na...
Which one is shutdown just because of ordinary hugging?
Una just like to dey oppress us with this people's lifestyle

1TrippleCee:
No purpose indicated. From all indications, this one wan lost. No sense of purpose or direction. Chai. The society has raised directionless people

Roger3D:
Japa is depressing. Don't do it

Clickairtravels:
Another simp bit the dust. I'm sure the woman he died is busy somewhere collecting. He died for nothing.

Jewessgratitud3:
Soft life to hard life.

I guess when he got there and saw the pile of bills staring him in the face he had no choice but to grab the next available job.

If you are gainfully employed in naija, you don't need to japa. Japa is for someone who has no hope of ever getting a job in Nigeria. He'll appreciate any kind of job he finds there.

TheFreshVanilla:
This is what happens when you watch those youtube Nollywood movies like "How A Poor Cleaner Captured D Heart Of Her Banker Boss". Try your luck. Na slap you go chop.

outoftheworld:
Use your tongue count your teeth boy.
Are you not ashamed of yourself working as a cleaner in the bank?

I actually meant you should hustle and have a good source of income first.
I'm far older than you, that's why I'm advising you.
I learnt through experience, it's hard to get a nice girl to date you and remain faithful if you can't take care of her. Channel your energy and attention on standing up yourself first, girls can only weigh you down. Besides you can't keep a girl you can't take care of.
If you are doing well financially you can have any girl you want.

Stamina777:
Hello nairalanders, please I need your advice on this. I work in a bank as a cleaner and I go on errands for bankers in the bank. Am 24 year old and I only have my school start with me. I have an ambition to further my education though.

So their is this lady banker I like so much. I do go on errands for her. She is in her youthful age too but might be a little older than I do. I love her but I don't know how to tell her. I fear she might cast me if I tell her my intentions or I might lose my self respect.

Moreover, I always feel lonely because I rarely socialize. I go on errands because of the tips I make from it. Nobody gives me money for not doing anything. I feel less cared for but I care more about my loved ones even though I only give to them. I feel lonely all the time

Please what should I do

jumokeadele:
dj splash, i followed the guy's story , nairamarley used that guy . The guy lost all his senses after he left the record label and everything was fetish. If this is a sane country naira marlay should be in jail.

Instead of Nigerians to support Iyabo Ojo who happened to be the only one that has stood up for dj splash case , see the comment above . I'm sorry for this country , its obviously not the politicians , its the masses that have problem.

LagosG:
Someone said the brain drain of today will be the brain gain of tomorrow.

Dumbest thing I've ever heard.

80% of people wey dey Japa will be trapped in the system they are japaing to from debt. Even citizens of those countries are trapped in it too. This man's story get as e be so I won't comment directly on it.

superlanny:
Cold world, its never too late to find some happiness, work, pray and hope for better opportunities. Not every Japa ends well.

Love800:
Pls am interested too

L1TTLE:
She brazenly told me "I have a 5yr old son", before she did I was crushing hard, then she told me she has a son today, I was taken aback for a while but much to my shock, I find her more attractive now? Instead of getting repulsed by the new information I want her more now, is it weird? Lol, I'm even thinking she can bring her son and live with me like we're family.

Please advise me.

JasOnKruegEr:
Is this job worth it ? I am the manager of a betting shop and my monthly salary is 40,000.

I have been on the job for four years now and I'm thinking I'm not getting younger anymore . I joined the work with the aim of saving and sending myself to school I've tried for years now but it was unsuccessful.

I got promoted as a manager earlier this year, I felt it was the perfect opportunity for me to send myself to school as I will have the time and opportunity. To be able to go to school while also working.

The problem here is the cost of expenses . Transportation and food I spend a minimum of 1500 everyday and as a manager I have to go everyday Sunday to Saturday without off. If you calculate it I spend a minimum of 46000 which is more than my monthly salary for just food and transport. There are small perks like in terms of winning, people can give you a share inside but that doesn't happen always, sometimes I can go a week without getting 5 naira from anyone

. I haven't added other personal expenses to this, how much will remain that I am going to even save for school? Talk more of other shortages expected in the job.

What's the gain of stressing myself working from 8am to 9pm everyday only to spend more than my monthly salary on food and transport ?

I'm thinking of finding a better job but where is the work ?

obinna58:
Every girl should apologize to their vagina

Mamayam:
My legs. I too trek.

1TrippleCee:
Country wey dem don share na him una dey think say go good. Nigeria is as spoilt as rotten yam head

Samunique:
Village people at work again oo !

They won destroy this guy carrier before eh even start !!!