₦airaland Forum

IconicR:
I don't even use so many of these other social media account
Na nairaland be my number one, it's private and I can do and undo and behave anyhow I like here.
I'll definitely quit social media soon

inoki247:
Lol if dem wan shut am down mak dem shut am at least we need a long break like Covid even though this one na with Sapa not like Covid time wey money dey....

Zonefree:
I'm only interested why it must be 9PM?

What happened to 6PM, 7PM AND 8PM

ezechi242:
THEY SHOULD ALSO GUIDE THE GRAVE ....BEFORE ONE FAMILY MEMBER WILL HARVEST HIS SKULL

Acekidc4:
The Poor boy Spirit never even start to dey rest in Peace, dem don Dey plan how to share Properties!! Foolish People 😕☹️🤨

gentposh:
Talkathon

All he needs to do is to address Nigeria's problem... This will take only 50hrs

BrutusOj:
But their chests are not identical na..

opicgif:
this is in response to this post that made front page today: https://www.nairaland.com/7834477/japa-fever-among-nigerian-youths


story 1:
i had an uncle who always complained about his job.
he worked in an oil company.
he told me to pursue my dreams (i used to be a music producer in the university) and how life is not all about making money
he complained he didn't have time for his family and how we wishes he could spend time with his children
he complained about how he's underpaid compared to expatriates
he complained so much, we (the family) actually had pity on him
long story short, we had an insider in the company (from our church) who told us,
my uncle was the person blocking my elder brother from getting a job in same company
he (the insider) was shocked we were related to him (my uncle)
he called our uncle in my fathers presence, who told him: do you want that small boy to overtake me in the family
my uncle didn't know the phone was on speaker!!!
this was 2008.


its easy for a beautiful girl with so many rich suitors to tell her 'not so fine' friends with only one suitor life is not about marriage
its easy for a rich person to tell a broke person life is not about money
its easy for someone in canada/US/europe to tell you in Nigeria the grass isn't greener abroad

someone who doesn't buy fuel for gen,
someone who doesn't sleep with multiple lecturers for marks in the university
someone who isn't slapped, abused and insulted in the hospital (like it happens in teaching hospitals in Nigeria)
SHOULD NOT TELL NIGERIANS ANYTHING ABOUT RELOCATING ABROAD

Geniemoi01:
I am sorry sir,but you'll be an idiot to follow the words of a woman. She doesn't mean you well at all! If you wanna build do so with your money from start to finish. She wants to contribute chicken change while planning her escape route with the house should you both divorce. She's already eyeing your future property. You better be wise. If she doesn't want to rent with you, let her go.

Greattestman:
You will soon learn the hard way since you refuse to be wise.
Idiot!

Greattestman:
Run if you are wise... she's there to covet your money. She will deceive and when you begin the project she will leave you alone in it saying she has no money. And after you build the house, she will bring her ex to your matrimonial bed.
Be wise!!!

Mhizzard:
Why are some man so mannerless,you don't want work but you want to eat from where you didn't sew

IconicR:
Abegiiiiii
Is he not a pastor, even if she spread her legs like teslim balogun stadium he should reject her and pray for her as per pastor wey he be

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
When will people realise that god does not exist.

APOPTOSIS:
This is more of love-making than sex to me.
In casual sex, wombs are shifted, it's like an Olympic game. No affection nor emotions are attached. Men don't make love to prostitutes, they rather have casual sex with them and walk away like they will never meet again.

However, love-making goes beyond vigorous exercise and miles per hour. In it, there's romance and ambience, with exquisite candlelighting, pheromones impulsivity, angelic beddings and roses as facilitators.

So, I can deduce he was probably making Love to her. Love-making is sensual & erotic. U don't shift the womb of a woman you Love. Never!
That of the other Yoruba Lady called Tiwa can also be likened to Love-making. You could see the fantasy, orchestra and unrelenting ever ready erogenous centers that were inflamed.
The act in Titanic was Love-making and not just sex. You could see Jack was completely at par with Juliet. He first sketched her nude, in such an illusive and captivating ambience which left her dripping in awe.

You must Choose your intercourse wisely.
Some Ladies are built for casual sex while some are designed for Love-making. For example, a lady that stinks has nothing to do with Love-making, else the odor will be more marked. U would want to do quickly & come out

iamtardey:
Moyo agba poronstar

MrNipplesLover:
Na that aircraft go kill all of Una....

Thieves wey dey hunt fellow thieves...

Na Ogun go kill all of Una together...


Criminals!

Gossiphub:
Lmao..

Na Propaganda gan gan be the main manifesto for this regime 😂😂😂.


Make all man tighten their seatbelts na long bumpy ride😂😂

monle:
All this records will be broken when my son starts playing football

Zonefree:
There's no difference between democracy in Nigeria and military rule in Niger republic and Gabon.

Chenu60:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R596NpA-y-w?si=mNuSQAsNdot64BSy

VIDEO: Police Arrest Lady Who Steals Peoples Sim Cards, Withdraws Thousands Of Money From Their Accounts

BabaIbo:
Awon oloriburuku people, dem don use delay frustrate the traveling out morale out of me.

SonOfaRichman:
I marry you.
Later on
I hear say;
I WENT TO A SHOW, GAVE MY BRA TO DRAKE.
I swear, the next day u getting a divorce.

lexotan:
This mining learning will favor me and my family

silvoclaira:




Humble yourself !!!!


From dust to dust. It all ends here.


All the gragra, from eighteen to eighty

From morning to night

Sunday to Monday

January to December

**
In a hundred years from now, all you reading this and all those in the Tribunal hearing will all be dead! **

Kingosytex:
The streets are like that because the residents want it to be like that
Just take for instance, here on Nairaland some fools are paid a token to spew all sorts of lie and defend the indefensible, there are so many brain dead people around who are comfortable with maintaining the status quo.
I gave an example with Qatar some time ago and some ignorant folks started spewing trash of how Qatar isn't as populated as Nigeria. Is the problem really population? These looters you all call leaders will squander the resources of Qatar in a twinkle of an eye; it's not about population.

turmacs:
This country is doomed.

seunmsg:
Congratulation to President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, the duly elected president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

NzogbuNzogbu:
and you even believe the werey in the first place

What if I also said one boy bought five, it's internet na

press9jatv:
I’m seeing rerun judgement in today’s tribunal judgement. 98% of the electorates predicts that too. Let’s keep our fingers crossed..

tonididdy:
It is finished

So OBI lost all his case just like that.
I can’t blame the judges and politicians ( they have families to feed)

Only Jesus Christ can redeem this country! and to do that! He has to physically contest and win FIRST

LesbianBoy:
When I heard this I just laughed

Nigeria will never be great!

Only a fool will come out and vote again with the way the judge dismiss LP case especially this 25%.