₦airaland Forum

Puss360:
Wahala... If na some part of my country, poor kangaroo for don almost done for fire

DenreleDave:
Before I can advise you, Are you a pinis or a Virginia?

Nebes:
Exploring is good but nothing can compare to the security and support of a loving family. If deep down you know that your people love you, then please stay at home and continue making your little savings. Other opportunities that will not require you to go against your family, exhaust your savings and start suffering for nothing will come.

In this my little life I've explored oh! But success is sweeter when you succeed by defying wicked people. If you know your people are not wicked please listen to them at this time. There's really no hurry. Some are already 50yrs with nothing even after leaving home at 25.

hisexcellency34:
Is it true that Tinubu claimed he built Lagos but when they asked him to build Nigeria, the cement finished?

Taylor90:
Wetin dey pain me for this economy na the hike price in olosho

Come be like say them remove olosho subsidy

The average call girl in PH now charges 30k for night

The number of men walking with testis filled with spermatozoa is too much e fit full GP tank

Person go cough or sneeze sperm go come out

You go urinate sperm go come out

Konji just dey use person do rehearsal

If I die like this make nobody waste any money for autopsy

Na konji kill me

Godisablealltim:
Bleep-a-thon

ahnie:
Lol





Hilarious comedy.
He sold the one he bought for you,retaining his.

Since he nor be scum o,but the moment he retrieved his property from you he became a scummy
Thanks for the laughs


This is what you get when you're a liability in the relationship....awon 2 indomie one egg.

Yugoslavia247:
Now your lovely dovey bf is a scum.

E don chop you see say you dry.

Now he dey regret.

Go buy sweetener.

Those postinor you use don reset your vj

Nonexisting1:
No breast?

illicit:
Some girls don't even have apartments

They usually squat

shortgun:
Nigerian girls and materialism

TheKingOfCrumb:
For a woman, yes marriage is an achievement.
Its an achievement to make a man pay for your misbehavior, manipulation, disobedience, disloyalty, feed and cloth you.

Taylor90:
Low key I’m very happy Obi was robbed by INEC

Imagine it was Obi that damaged Nigeria and it’s economy half of what this urine device has done

APC supporters would have claimed that if it was Tinubu the economy would have been better than USA

He did it in Lagos yen yen yen

He’s a first class accounting graduate from Chicago university

He’s a technocrat and master strategist

He’s jagaban borgu

He has track records

He single handedly built Lagos

It’s good that the rubbish they voted in is the one doing this colossal damage

budaatum:
I'm afraid I must agree with him that you supported your parents and not your future husband, though I understand how you might not have since you think loving you is shown by how much he pays for you.

Now he's paying loan for buying you and likely feels it when money he should be using to form home with you is being used to pay a loan used to buy you.

Help him pay off the loan, is what I suggest, then he might likely return to being the man you married before you let your parents put him in debt.

And try to let your parents know you are not a goat they sell in the market!

budaatum:
I'm afraid I must agree with him that you supported your parents and not your future husband, though I understand how you might not have since you think loving you is shown by how much he pays for you.

Now he's paying loan for buying you and likely feels it when money he should be using to form home with you is being used to pay a loan used to buy you.

Help him pay off the loan, is what I suggest, then he might likely return to being the man you married before you let your parents put him in debt.

And try to let your parents know you are not a goat they sell in the market!

DevilishMan:
Who go pay for the drinks?

IamKizzbrown10:
Many people have happy, fulfilling, healthy
romantic relationships without having sex
with their partners.

It ultimately depends on
your personal beliefs, physical desires, and
the nature of your relationship.

There are many reasons why people don’t want to, or don’t, have sex. However, this doesn’tmean that the relationship will be unhealthy.

And it certainly isn’t a sign that your partner
doesn’t love or value you!

This is my humble opinion though, tell us what you think nairalanders?

tensazangetsu20:
To have bleeped at least 50 olosho with smelly pussy.

Nazgul:
A good wife and cute kids.

A good job or a thriving business or both.

A property either in the city or village or both.

An account balance of not less than 1m

Must have built a network of connections with the right people.

Must have a voice in your family.

Must have a passport.

Must have visited at least 3 countries outside Nigeria.

Nice2023:
I just clocked 40 year old and I feel as if I have not done well for myself. May be because I had always set a standard, hence my high taste and expectations.


Now goes the question,as a Nigerian,what achievement do one expects from a 40years old man irrespective of his education?

accordadoga27:
Proudly Omoluabi!!!!

Omoluabi refers to the idea of being a person of good character, morality, and virtue.

Omoluabis don't chest-beat

This is not a big deal to us.

Education is our thing.

This made its way to the internet because of the chest-beaters.

If to say WAEC dey put actual score for each subject I'm sure the parents go still scold am say she score 80 for maths instead of 95.


There are still thousands of other Omoluabis with this type of result.

We are not fraudulent, this no be miracle-centre result.


🎵🎵🎵Ara awe oo ohun ti Mo gbo niyen, Mo ranti ile

Ara aba, AKURE ni me ti wa.

Shebiwo l'ajasa tin gbe leyinkunle re a l'oke aro

Ara awe🎵🎵🎵


In our days to score A1 for English u go write tire. The highest grades were B3 and C4. I heard in the 80's 230 was usually the highest JAMB score. E be like say education no hard again oo

turmacs:
Education in Nigeria is nonsense.. If you're a girl, focus on hook-up, if you're a boy, focus on yahoo/ritual, that is how smart people survive and live large now....As a parent, I'll advise you to start grooming your daughters for ashewo work from young age, this world is very hard and they might need the skill for when things get really tough..You can start by teaching them how to unwrap and wear a man condom, how to give proper handjob..As as for the boys, you can start by teaching them what Nord VPN is, how to collect wire transfer from foreign countries,how to hack Facebook and Instagram, basics of BEC fraud e.t.c.... Banking on education alone in Nigeria is a very,very risky gamble..

Stanley1155:
You don't understand shishi no dey.

sreamsense:
Popularity that couldn't win him even second position in election. Are you really saying he is the foundational architect of beer parlour industries that indirectly empowers Ipob/esn and aid in boosting insecurity in Anambra?

pretydiva:
This my gender dey make me shame at times . This is so shameful and embarrassing

Taylor90:
Any one that voted Tinubu and plans to run away may the almighty God deny you visa

May the embassy chase you away

Seyi law that was ranting during campaign don close mouth since everything went sour

But he’s abroad oo and be detecting for us who will rule us

Eniola Badmus and Toyin Abrahim that was shouting track record and on his mandate two of them don go sit down for 750 per liter keg of fuel

Una carry urine device wey dey lick microphone keep for Aso Rock

SIONKPO1:
1 Dollar - N920
Fuel - N615/Litre
Crate of Egg - N3,500
A bag of cement - N5,200
A bag of pure water - N350
A bag of rice - N45,000

Transportation tripled.
Accommodation doubled.
No significant change in salaries, except for some bankers.

People have been managing to survive - taking loan from loan shark to sort the ones they took from another.

The survival threshold will soon break and when this happens the poor will have nothing left to eat but the rich.
Nigerians were warned about APC but allowed Ethnicity and Religion to blindfold their decision.
SHEGE-PRO MAX PLUS

accordadoga27:
Una don belle full una come dey find bekubeku

LeeSantos:
Na person wey senate president don send prayers to him mail boxes get strength to fight

mariahAngel:
Davido is more compassionate and reliable than Nigeria's president and all the politicians put together.
He's done for his fellow citizens with his own money more than what the Nigerian government could ever do for the people, even with the nation's money.

simongonner:
And Agbado people still dey trek with garri for stomach

Triv8:
Thieves

675M?

Until they start lynching this fools one by one