₦airaland Forum

Nursepepeye:
They decieved you guys, those ladies are two different girls parading themselves as one

Ruth1994:
See breast wey this small boy dey enjoy o. Life no balance

MEGA4BILLION:
Life is essentially a series of problems. The solution to one problem is merely the creation of the next.

zangaozanga:
congrats to the great man

Taylor90:
Is it that your brain is in comatose or what

What did Lai do well?

Be like you get muscle pull for brain

otokx:
What can 10,000 do?

BoldBrainz:
Them don see us finish na.
Na food we come this life to come chop.

BoldBrainz:
That corn-beef wey you chop dey disturb your brain..

Cantonese:
Abeg make dem dress go front. The country should simply split along religious lines and let's have some peace.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Damnnn
I told you all
That for everyday we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to become a millionaire of which gambling and trying luck is among

Abeg make season start

I don too lose money for club friendly games, chinese super league, Egyptian league and japan league

I just dey lose back to back...imagine psg nor fit beat Al nassr today
Carry mallorca game last week under 4.5
I check score first half(just 38 minutes) I see 4 goals already
I check again after second half(83 minutes ) I see 9 goals

Slynation:
Very useless gender...To them, all problems can be solve using toto!! Tuueh...!!

Racoon:
A confirmed drug baron that forfeilted a staggering $460,000 telling potential druggie protegees to avoid drugs so that they can benefit from a druggie scholarship. Pot calling kettle black. This is both laughable and pitiable.

Puss360:
It's very hard to imagine say 1k is all I have to spend not in a day but in a week.. lol.. wahala...

Well, I'm now a new creature... So I'll give two instances 🙈..
Former Me:: "I will use 500, buy card, and begin to flash guys/men I know.. If I contact like 5 , at least two will invite me for Sex and Pay... I'll use the other 500 pay tfair and go... Lolz... 🙈"

New Me:: "I will buy garri 500, buy sugar 200 mix it all... Then buy purewater one bag 250... And be drinking morning and night till help comes.. lols.."

Juanmike:
Meet them how?
Like father Christmas?

Akwamkpuruamu:
Be like say we escorts some people come this world

Curious346:
you have this much and japaa is your headache ?

kelvindj98:
Want to japa in 6 months abi. Here are some beautiful countries you can go to within that timeline. Lebanon, Afghanistan, Tunisia, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Haiti, Honduras, and El Salvador. Thank me later.

Sacchi1162:
Sugar mummy has said her own

hopefulLandlord:
Story of Samson is arguably the most absurd story ever!!!!

Samson was a man given ultimate power by Yaweh but fell in the hands of Delilah to the philistines.

Delilah tried to get the deepest secret samson ever had, the secrets of his power...and the story went like this:

1st attempt: After much pressure, Samson gave Delilah a wrong answer "If they bind me with seven green withes that were never dried, then shall I be weak, and be as another man."

And behold the very next day, Samson was bound with seven green withes..


People tell me, even the most stupidest person in the world will realise at this point he has been betrayed, but dont laugh yet as there was attempt no 2

No 2: After the 1st failed, the strongest man had no clue his most precious secret has been given away by the only woman he told but went ahead to bow to more pressure and he gave another wrong answer as "If they bind me fast with new ropes that never were occupied, then shall I be weak, and be as another man."

Behold, the very next day, his hands were tied with the new ropes but is it not amazing that he still had no clue he was being betrayed?? Now at this point I am almost passing out of shock for this level of stupidity if it ever existed


Attempt no 3: Yes there was a 3rd attempt, believe me a 3rd attempt !!!!!
"If thou weavest the seven locks of my head with the web.
and yet it happened again.


Even if someone is cursed with stupidity, it cant be this terrible to now give a 4th chance of eventually revealing his most precious secret to som1 that has betrayed him 3 times consecutively..

Aba!!! bible stories??

Now guys, don't laugh off your eyes yet because the part that killed it all was after the philistines cut off his hair and finally caught the most dreaded enemy of their generation.

These guys knew his source of power was his hair, but it is astonishing that a large number of stupid people did not know hairs can grow...or did not know that they would need to shave off his hairs daily but they let him alone till his hairs grew back.

The writer (s) must be on some strong stuff; but christians believe this story!! infact they have an obligation to

Acekidc4:
Why is Atiku Crying like a barren Woman Lately?? This Atiku and Obi are just Spewing Lies and Propaganda around so as to motivate their Moronic Mumu followers into causing Anarchy. They already see the Handwriting on the wall that their Watery Lawsuits against Mr President will be Thrown out into the Dustin bin of History. Cry all you want, President Tinubu till 2031.

Dmama1991:
Yaribandiants have killed them in other to mine their skull dont trust children from sadwest aka children from felling demon , people that practice open defecation tueeh i spilt on sadwest pple

madridguy:
Shameless people. Many roads in Lagos State and Ogun state are like this too.

Ogun state roads close to Lagos are all death traps.

Lutherblaq:
APC is one useless party that keep draging us 10 backward.

Taylor90:
Werey president


Secure yourself first

HacheNoire:
Great Leader!

I am so happy he did not mingle with Peter Obi. That would have tarnished the image he built over the years.

Acekidc4:
If Anthrax like make e affect all eatable Animals, Nigerians no Care. We go eat both the Anthrax and the meat all join together. Shebi it's Nigerians leave am for Us. God just Purposely make Nigerians Specially.

oluseyiforjesus:
Country hard
N most daughters of Eve are into relationship because of d financial benefits..........
N most sons Adam are broke........

jeff1993:
May Lebron James, Serena Williams, Tom Brady, Kim K. Attend Messi's Debut Match favor me and my family

Battlefield2:
Cool
You people should ban
Newcredit
Surecredit
Cashloan
Cashdey
Link credit
Formoney


And I will die a happy man

I don't understand how I will apply for a loan of 20k, 12k disbursed and I will be asked to repay 35k in SEVEN DAYS

I logged on to my app and saw that my 35k loan has turn to 65k after a defaultment of just 1week
Almost 3k charges are added per day

At this rate, Anything that wants to happen should happen oo.....I will not pay that money!!

And yeah....it's SURECREDIT LOAN APP!!!




Fairmoney and Branch are the most sensible ones out of the loan organisations
Fairmoney offered me 5k to pay back 6k in TWENTY FOUR DAYS, If anyone defaults that,He/She should be hanged,they have tried enough


But 10k to pay back 23k in SEVEN DAYS is madness

Anyways, Nigeria is going through a bleeding period right now.....everybody is frustrated,if them like, make Dem still continue their stvpid loan sharks business, defaultment for plenty like maaaad.....I sure die

SmartPolician:
After protesting, they will gather at a nearby shed/tree and share 3k each. Then, trek home and suffer for 4 years. Black people are inherently SENSELESS! 😡

Rayban25:
So the million dollar question is why is he telling us and what does he want us to do?

Sonnobax15:

Thread for people wey get car.. meaning say I gat no business here