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[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=156245.msg2670378#msg2670378 date=1219024354]nne oya buy two I will throw in one free.
An example of one of my clients is Ojukwu. You no see say ehn marry former Miss Nigeria upon all ehn wor-wor.
A trial will convince you.
As you don yab my free tee-shirt, You go take our company umbrella??


My dear business is very slow o! With the heavy rains, all our herbs and roots are all dying off. But we dey manage small small. Atleast we still get one or two customers that come in for money juju.[/quote]This boy,you're a riot.

why should a woman even ask anyone such a question.
Has she no self esteem?
The love a man has for his mother is a totally different kind of love from that which he has for his woman and they should not compete.
I love my dad very dearly but I don't love him like I love my man.
My love for my dad is everlasting, cannot be broken and is familial love
The love for my husband is everlasting,cannot be broken and is familial and sexual.
I can't compare the 2.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=156245.msg2670324#msg2670324 date=1219022875][b]My uncle messed with the wrong set of dudes and he got smoked.[/b]Good ridance to bad rubbish.[/quote]udi n'eke udi

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=156245.msg2670313#msg2670313 date=1219022589]Bia! Ogini??

What did I do to you?? Did I sell you fake juju or what??
hapum aka o!! [/quote]LOL
counterfeit also known in Nigerian terminology as  kanta

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=156245.msg2670313#msg2670313 date=1219022589]It seems like you'll be buying wholesale.
I'll get in contact with you soonest. [/quote]as in bulk purchase ?
ROFL
she needs to stock up on juju since the price maybe going up

Mr Okija,

I rebuke you in Jesus' name.

KarmaMod:
Care to tell me why mainly nurses/RNs then?

and if she's not an RN, she almost swears an oath to become one within a couple of years

KarmaMod:
Seriously why do these men marry RNs when they know they can't handle their wives making money/more money than them? RNs make pretty good money here, date a teacher or something. abi?

The specifications when they they send their communique for wife seeking reads:
A beautiful, light skinned nurse,
Especially some of  those Igbo men.
God, they irritate me.
Has anyone wondered why most of the killers here are Igbo men?
are they less likely to handle the stress of underachievement and the frustrations of having a wife support you than other males in Nigeria ?
someone needs to do a study.
another thing I want to know is why a twenty something year old girl in her prime would marry a 50 something year  old divorcee.
I heard that latest killer Mr Iheme had been married before.
I don't understand Nigerian girls and what parents would allow a girl marry her fathers agemate all in the name of coming to America.

That guy is just like an average Nigerian man.
Our men are fine na
ah ah
where have you been shopping?

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=157229.msg2667016#msg2667016 date=1218937197]www.nairaland.com/attachments/90117_Soji_jpg0162f82b21a243a85b5d23a4063bf544

Oh my!! Is this Dude Nigerian?
You sure he's not Ghanian?
Sorry, my fellow Nigerian man, but this dude is too good looking to be part of your group o!!

Too fine, make his doctors check his background, DNA, w/e, and make sure he wasn't kidnapped from Ghana!!

Anywayz, Go team NIG!!

Omg!! Why did I look down there? e don do!![/quote]ROFL
The man is blessed beyond measure


ruby what do you mean by the other statements
Ghanians have finer men?
have you seen Ghanian men?
_{that's if you can see them in the dark}

make I go watch track events jo.

Arnold1:
God almighty sees where your heart truly is and one day you shall be made accountable if you do not stop
this hatred spewing habit of yours

OK sir.

Arnold1:
There are many igbos on this forum like Ugwumba and Mamaput that are well older than you, infact,
Mamaput has narrated stories of her experience during the biafran war.


These people, despite their age, do not spew hatred toward the yoruba race as you do, because they
are not hateful people.


b]Queenisha, you need to do something about your hatred for yoruba people because it'll have dire effects
on you in the long run (including the afterlife)[/b]

ROFL
I sure hope what happened to that woman is not a daily normal occurence to you.
I am truly concerned.

_{by the way why are you shouting?}

Arnold1:
[size=14pt]Chei, you and this your hatred for yoruba people. When are you going to let this tribal marks issue rest[/size] ?

You have commented on this and created a thread on this, yet, you keep bringing it up again and again


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-152416.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-59913.0.html#msg1220984


The next thing you know, you'll say you have nothing against yoruba people.

[size=14pt]The biafra war was very painful and yorubas might have done you wrong, but you have to learn
how to forgive.


As a christian woman that you claim to be, you should know that God only forgives those who forgive others



Quit using Nairaland as a stool for preaching hatred to yorubas in the guise of bringing up a discussion.[/size]

Arnold
If this heinous crime was committed by anyone,I would still post it.
It surprises me that you have absolutely no comment related to the story but you choose to basically support this action by your behaviour since in your words,an attack on barbarity is an attack on Yorubas.
I'm 100% sure 99.9% of Yorubas would condemn this act.
You obviously belong in the twisted 0.1% who would cling to stupidity in the name of tribe.
The above story is a crime story.
I did not make it up
If you're unable to go beyond your nose because the victim happens to be a Yoruba woman and the poster on nairaland happens to be Igbo then you are your own problem.
No woman irrespective of tribe should be treated in such a wicked manner.

_{I hope someone captures you and cuts off half of your privates let's see how you'll like it}

A student of the Federal Polytechnic, Damaturu, who delivered a bouncing baby boy, cut the umbilical cord, wrapped the baby and dumped it in a soak away, has also dumped herself in a big mess.

Saturday Sun gathered that the lady, who said her name is Gloria John, a pre-ND student, had entered a toilet at the female hostel to deliver the baby. She was said to have cleaned the toilet properly after the delivery to ward off suspicion her and subsequently dumped the baby in a soak-away pit behind the toilet.

“I think one of her hostel mates noticed traces of blood on the wall as soon as she entered the toilet. I guess she was in a hurry to get the baby off her neck. But the cry of the lucky baby inside the pit aroused the curiosity of the good Samaritan.


The security unit was said to have mobilized their men to the scene of the incident to rescue the baby and as luck would have it, the baby boy was still alive. The polytechnic clinic also was said to have taken the child to the Damaturu Specialist Hospital for proper medical attention while the security men fished out the mother of the baby.

On interrogation by the security men, the lady claimed that an Immigration officer, one Mallam Abba, attached to the Idi-Iroko border post in Ogun State was responsible for her pregnancy but denied ever informing the man of her condition since she took in last December.




http://sunnewsonline.com/backpage.html

In 2008 ?
and there's no recourse for this poor woman
what a barbaric nation we live in

The new bride absorbed the strange request and silently began to weigh the odds against her. While they lived, her parents never saw it necessary to put marks on her face; she wondered how they would have reacted to the suggestions were they alive. Outnumbered, Omobola was told to make up her mind quickly. She really did not have much say in the matter. It was like asking her if she counts herself as a member of that family. She said yes.

That was all they needed to pin her to the ground. The in-laws had everything ready, including a sharp knife. But there was no anesthesia. Omobola cried in pains as her chubby cheeks were branded with three marks each. But the horror had only just begun. More women pressed her to the ground. Before she knew what was going on, her wrapper had been hitched up. She had no way of seeing what was going on between her legs. Whatever it was, she could feel it in form of excruciating pains. She let out a terrified scream but it got her nowhere as pieces of rags were forced into her mouth. When it was all over, her worst fears were confirmed. She had just been circumcised at gunpoint. She was two months pregnant.





http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/living/2008/mar/15/living-15-03-2008-001.htm

mukina2:
[b][color=#006600]Chapter 4, Verse 124.
"
    * Indonesia, the most populous Muslim-majority country, elected Megawati Sukarnoputri as president
    * Pakistan, the second most populous Muslim-majority country, twice (non-consecutively) elected Benazir Bhutto as prime minister
    * Bangladesh, the third most populous Muslim-majority country, elected Khaleda Zia and Sheikh Hasina as prime ministers
    * Turkey, the fifth most populous Muslim-majority country, elected Tansu Çiller as prime minister



ma salaam

Very noble achievements.
Sadly not everyone is happy about that.

A Pakistani minister and woman’s activist has been shot dead by an Islamic extremist for refusing to wear the veil.

Zilla Huma Usman, the minister for social welfare in Punjab province and an ally of President Pervez Musharraf, was killed as she was about to deliver a speech to dozens of party activists, by a “fanatic”, who believed that she was dressed inappropriately and that women should not be involved in politics, officials said [/b]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article1414137.ece

subzeeero:
Men and women are equal in islam but with different roles to play in the society. The roles assigned to each sex automatically fits it because it was prescribed by their Creator.

“Men are the protectors and maintainers of women, because Allaah has made one of them to excel the other…” [al-Nisa’ 4:34].

It is also clearly indicated by the hadeeth of Abu Bakrah who said that when the Prophet SAW?S (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) heard that the Persians had appointed the daughter of Chosroes as their queen, he said, “No people who appoint a woman as their leader will ever prosper.” (Reported by al-Bukhaari, 13/53).

This is a very sensitive issue as the world is now filled with the belief that women should do everything while the role of women in the society has been clearly explained in the qur'an and sunnah of the prophet (SAW). This is nothing but the plot of the unbelievers and they have succeded to some degree considering the behaviour of some of our women.

There is no dispute among the scholars that one of the conditions of the imaam or leader is that he should be male, therefore i urge my brothers and sisters to stop debating on this issue due to its clear and sensitive nature.

speaking from both sides of the mouth.
You forgot that women are also said to be deficient in intelligence and most in hell fire are women.
if not why would the tesimony of 2 women be equal to that of one man?

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=160259.msg2666856#msg2666856 date=1218928758]@Nwando,
Of course not for anniversary.

Uchenna, take note o:
For our anniversary, I want something shiny, black, has four wheels and the symbol LEXUS in the front!!

Yes, you can bring the flowers, our kitchen table would look nicer with it
No, for my man, I'd do more for him than he did for me.
I know that naija men are not romantic, but I'd reward him for trying [/quote]Ok then.
Let's not call it a gift.
It doesn't qualify
He merely bought some household stuff

Uche2nna:
lol. And I would take your advice and get the ones from the roadside  

If a man gives utensils as presents, then he must love your cooking. That is something to be proud of  

not by me.
Utensils are household stuff not a gift for a wife or girlfriend.
Thank God so far,I've never received one from Mr Osisi as a birthday gift
I'll be mortified.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=160259.msg2666833#msg2666833 date=1218928185]I can do without flwers, thank you!!
No, you're right.

But if my man comes home one day with a nice pot that he "saw in the store and thought I'd like", I'll be very happy. Cuz he was thinking of me. As I said, I love decorating the house, love shopping to make my house nice.
I'd feel special because he was thinking of me, and knew I'd be happy to have that pot.

Not every man helps a woman around the kitchen, you know.[/quote]yes, if he buys kitchen stuff that's good and thoughtful but not as an anniversary gift.
(yes I forgot flowers on  anniversary)
But it goes both ways.
The ladies ought to buy their men things too on each of those ocassions.

Uche2nna:
It is ok to do that and not that expensive but I am just saying that I would rather buy something else than a buy a flower.[b] However, if the woman in question makes so much fuss about that , then I would get her some flowers.[/b]Hmmmmmmmm,

I'm telling you not to let her make a fuss just get the stinking flowers

onyinye2:
NOPE!!!!!!! I don't want no stupid pot. I can always just go to Wal Mart and buy one. That aint romantic at all.

Smart girl!!
no frying spoons and pans either

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=160259.msg2666811#msg2666811 date=1218927738]That's not a bad gift.
If I was a mother, I'd love that.
Something useful, some that'll last long, and sth that'll actually take care of my family.
And BtW, I love shopping for kitchenware. . . . I don't know why, but I love decorating the kitchen with nice stuff [/quote]It's a very bad gift
Tufia
please don't ever let your man give you kitchen utensils as birthday presents.

Uche2nna:
I don't intend to be a jerk, but apart from flowers (that is an economic waste if u ask me) aint there other things You can do that would make her go gaga

c'mon
is a box of chocolates not a waste?
afterall they may end up on her hips
$15 flowers 3 times a year?

Uche2nna:
There are other simple things to buy. Things that would last longer than a white rose. Unless You want me to get those plastic/ artificial flowers. I can do that.  

It's not the fact that they die,it's the way you'll make her feel.

onyinye2:
I do plan on marrying an igbo guy and he will buy me flowers on my birthday and Valentine's Day. To me, it is wonderful romantic gesture.

onyinye there are men like that and I'm married to one.
Since I met him I receive flowers with gifts every Birthday,valentine and mothers day.
He sent me the biggest basket of flowers at the hospital at the birth of our babies.
But flowers are not the test of romance though.
Some Nigerian men are slow at catching on.
Just manage him if he doesn't buy them

My man has bought me flowers from the subway on just regular no celebration days and I was thoroughly wowed.
It's a good romantic gesture _{even if he plucks it off the cemetery lots} ROFL as long as I don't know that fact LOL


_{Tufia I no want dead people fulawa abeg}

Nella:
oh please, . . . . Na only d men?? Which Nigerian lady go accept flower without cash or something extra attached to it?
Just give it to her, she go ask u wether na "flower" she go chop! lol, ( minus me sha )

You don't have to buy a bouquet of exotic flowers.
If you live here in the USA,a small bundle of roses at Publix or kroger will do

you can even find very cheap deals at train stations or from roadside Mexican hawkers
how will she know?

Uche2nna:
Thank You o jare!!!! Flower ko, Flour ni

Uche you better have 1-800-flowers on speed dial.
I'm trying to save you a lifetime of naggings

besides flowers what will he send on my birthday,valentines and mothers day
waterleaf or "Awolowo" leaves?

_{yes there's something called awolowo leaves}