₦airaland Forum

onyinye2:
This is very disturbing to me. All these years since i was a freshman in high school, been wearing spandex when i run at track meets, never did it cross my mind that i was being gawked at. Because if you see my outfit. . . .

my sister,it's a wicked world out there.
why do you think that female American sprinter some olympics ago wore skirts to run?

agaba123:
Y'all have to confess for your sins to be forgiven

O ya queenisha the deaconess shall be the confessor

see you that salivates over beach volley ball players.
You need deliverance.

but why do the women wear bikini and the men wear shorts?

Hannibal:
Says who??

Sight stimulates women more than men.
All those Usher fans screaming at his sight is due to orgasm, u know.
Scratch that. . . . .You can make that Ush-gasm.

did we ask for them to display themselves in slow mo on our big screens?
what exactly is my fault here.
I was only rooting for my countries and they shove these things in my face.
I should actually be prosecuting

onyinye2:
Oka now i know to be mindful when i run at track meets. I better be mindful in the spandex that i choose to wear. All this time I thought folk watched track to see folk run, but I see there are folk there who are out there just to see the person in all their glory.

you better believe it.
Folks can guess the exact measurements of the apparatus
you better start running in iro and buba

omoge:
look closer this time around

I think Maurice is now retired and so has "heavy duty" Michael Johnson.
let's see who will be on display this season

stillwater:
Jeez, Queenisha I thought it was only me the slow mo effect makes it more annoying, yikkess. Who wants to see that, definitely not me

now someone is being real!
infact they should start blurring it out.

Frizy:
@Queenisha
Marrying a woman exceeding the limit of four in Islam is as though you are commiting adultery. You don't have to say all these concerning your Creator. He is Angry with this. Why not please Him?

exceeding one is adultery
even in Morocco

@ frizy since you'll get 72 virgins,what will your wives get?

72 eunuchs? that'll be unfair,what can one do with a castrated man
72 male virgins  unfair too,women don't like inexperienced and illexperienced men?
72 men they knew here on earth who will also have 72 virgins? that'll be plain wrong
or will they turn into one of the virgins? wrong too
or shall they be charged with washing your bedsheets after each virgin? poor things

tell me and please show me where it's written.

72 only?
one guy married 100 wives right there in Nigeria
and all allah promises is 72
allah has to step up his game
The sons of men have moved higher than his figures

I don't care for those their tasteless meatless foods.
Their culture that appeals to me is the way they flog would be suitors
kai!!
they just line them up  and flog the living daylights out of them while the drummers are drumming.
The wimps are weeded out and the brave one gets the chick
Southerners ought to adopt that culture
let's get rid of all the shemales attempting to marry wives.
If you can't survive ordinary 50 lashes of koboko, how can you handle a whole institution called marriage.

omoge:
i love hausa food having lived and move with them. i have recipe in my ogbon but don't really have time to type them out (maybe after i marry mallam mai kudi i will show him my skill )

I love masa ooo great with just Sugar/yaji/miyan masa made from yakua (that sour leaf/vegetable)

Queenisha, you funny o

check out mamaput, so many dead he_flies too

It's not today I knew that you had eyes for those lanky mallams.
kai menene

when are they starting the 100 meters dash ?

Hannibal:
Why not fess up those things actually tingle your spine??
You don't have to feign annoyance.

LOL
at such times
I look at my man and our eyes jam and he knows exactly where my eyes had been

Did you say Maurice Green?
He was the worst culprit.

For Ladies Only - The Other Side Of Olympics

My best Olympic sports are the sprints, the swimming and sometimes gymnastics.
But who amongst you find those male sprinters a little distracting with those tight leotards showing off their packages.
The worst of all is when they show the replay on slow mo and the camera man focuses on who crosses the line first but what do we see ?
A hunk of  encaged manliness swinging from side to side to side.
Those outfits ought to be banned.
Some of us are trying to live holy lives.

Gamine:
This guy, you too funny

My dad was never a partaker of Islam.lol

Do you know what, i may be able to get you some ablution kettles

that were distributed during my grandad's burial, they are nicely colored

my sisters and i used to use them to play house, they'd look nice in your house

Chei,they shared plastic ablution kettles at your grandad's funeral?
My fav color is green.
send me one for ablutioning my indoor plants

Chrisbenogor:
Now this is nice given that baptism is a very important part of christianity and the christians cannot not even agree on how it should be carried I mean those of you who have been arrested in the spirit keep coming up with different scenarios with how we should do it, which again begs the question if all these practices are not just man's own interpretation of the all so ambiguous bible. Why can it not simply state YOU MUST BE TOTALLY IMMERSED IN WATER. Or YOU ARE SAVED BY YOUR FAITH ALONE or THOU SHALL NOT USE CONDOMS or SINNERS REGARDLESS OF HOW TINY YOUR SIN IS WILL BURN IN HELL.

Why don't you simply open the Bible and see what it says?

_{some folks are just plain irritants}

Aloy.Emeka:
Olabowale? Is that not the one marrying queenisha? how come his wife is chritian and he's moslem?

Ebelebe Mighty Igba!!
when did this marriage take place?

mazaje:
but the koran says that the bible is wrong, why is the koran wrong and the bible right?

That's to show how much you know.
The Koran tells Muslims to learn the Torah (Old testament) and Injil (Gospels) and when in doubt ask the Christians.
Mohammed himself had people reading the Bible to him.

Find me where the Koran says the Bible is wrong.

DeepZone:
Show me a link, even in the tabloids. LIAR!!!!!

ah ah
funmi that one na news?
even pure water girls fight over pure water boys
na today?

$$Rhino:
what is a marriageable man?

you no sabi?are you a man?

where is Gamine?
Her extinct tribe has produced a man.
Her prayer is finally answered.

Mr don66 I hope you get good Job,fat account and abroadian tendencies
gamine is high maintenance

$$Rhino:
cld this be as a result not enough men to go around?

not enough marriageable ones if you ask me

Frizy:
But please, what do you derive by posting crimes of Muslims who don't even know(or willfully deny) what Islam is? Have you seen a Muslim on Nairaland only aiming to post crimes of fellow christians? First, the Yorubas used to say Igbos are all thieves, and Hausa also say all Yorubas are hypocrites. Now is it the turn to generalise Muslims as criminals?

My dear,if you see some Christians kill another Christian while chanting "Glory Halleluia" because he blasphemed against Jesus,abeg post it.
Or a Christian kill a Muslim because they called Jesus a Muslim,please tell it to the Daily Times.
The killings from your camp in the name of allah are innumerable.
Once they cease,we'll stop talking about them.
The killings don't make news because they were perpetrated by Muslims but because they are done  to protect the "good name of Mohammed".
That's why we have to warn each other.
una too do

Do you realise that Seun was threatened here by  Muslims and several of us have also be threatened ?
well my dear.
You see

mazaje:
what those all these date mean? i want to know why islam is wrong and christianity right simple. i want to know why jehova is better than allah

Because the Bible says so

mazaje:
i. besides islam is the fastest growing religion is the world, why is that so?

higher birth rate
marriage at early age as young as 6 and 9
polygamy
illiteracy
lack of birth control
lack of other activities besides sex
poverty

The same reasons poorer countries have higher populations duhhh!!
The same reason poorer families have more kids
nothing else to do but give Iyawo belle annually

By conversion Christianity still remains the fastest growing faith.
Christianity is by conviction and not as a birthright

First we heard PH girls are lose
next Edo girls are professional hookers
then Lagos girls are ashewo 10 pence
then campus girls are sleeping around
calabar girls "sabi do nonstop"
Benue girls can do for 3 hours straight.
Now Owerri girls.

The underlying noun here is girls
You men talking ill of girls should all shut up
no be woman born una?

The funny thing is that this trend did not start very recently oh. I went to visit my class-mate in Owerri one time like that, when i got there, her mum actually asked me [in a very funny dialect of ibo] if i came to see her or her daughter

End of days
whitelexi,who did you pick then?

Oh Gamine,you too were a Muslim?
Jesus is indeed Lord

You have to know the man.
I mean know him well and be able to predict him like you're a soothsayer
I have studied my man well well.
I used to nag until I learnt the trick.

I just say it once in a calm,low tone
He may say No but 99% of the time,he'll end up doing it
The most I'll say in response is "baby please"
However if I ask for something and he says no and I respond and raise my voice,99% of the time,he won't do it.
even if hell freezes over
Men don't like to feel commanded or bossed around.
That's just a fact.

_{my mama taught me many tricks to making a man eat off the palms of your hand.}

I'm speaking as someone who has married brothers.
It's none of my business who my brothers marry or dated
That's entirely their choice.
and if they choose not to give gifts to my mom,I'll never blame it on the wives.
I'm a wife myself.
Haba!

Ms Kemi and her family ought to mind their business.

tpia:
her being Ibo is irrelevant here, and a generalization. There are plenty of Ibo ladies who remain in a relationship even if they don't appear to be happy. Its not a tribal thing anyway.


Even from what you've posted, it seems there is too much outside interference in the relationship.


besides, I'm sure both the lady and your brother are getting some mutual benefits vrom each other- its not one sided. if she's praising your brother then you shouldnt use it against her. After all she has to tell you what you want to hear.

Anyway, why is everybody in their business? They are both adults and unless they like the attention,drama and wahala, they should know how to get themselves sorted out. Make people no get hypertension on their behalf.

only hypertension?
make them no stroke out at this rate.
Is the brother special needs?
why are they running all over the place to save him from a girl he obviously loves?