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they should get these little girls off NBC,I'm getting inpatient

I just turned on my TV and I see these little gymnastic girls.
They should clear off jare let's see betta

onyinye2:
Queen they do the races at 8-9 tonight on NBC.

what time zone?

j-girl:
They started the heat today.
Just stay glued to your screen for the next couple of days and[b] watch out for the Trinidad boys[/b], trust me, you'll be thanking GOD a whole lot more.

Thanks.
I'll watching out for their skills.

Hannibal:
It's pretty difficult for me to know what your interest is in sprints.
The race itself or the genitals bulging??
Can u clear things up?

do you or do you not have the schedule ?
I want to see the races!!
scratch that
I need to see the races

CodeRED:
I[b] was very young then, but I do remembe[/b]r. My sister had major crush on him. But seriously I am concerned for those "delicate organs" They are wedged between legs and spandex. Is that healthy? Arent there supposed to be space for the thing to breathe?

You missed o
Michael "the mighty" Johnson ran his last races in Sidney.
If you see the sculptors of those greek gods, he's bigger than every one of them.
He was truly a man

Chinekee
when did they start the sprints and I didn't know?
does anyone have their timetable ?

CodeRED:
@Osisi, wanted to post since last night, but i was in the slammer o,

Anyways, true talk that. I had to change my undie like 3 times the other night dread. They need to come up with some sort of dress code for those hunks. I don't want to go to hell for sinning with me eyes oo

do you remember Michael Johnson?
The boy was something else on those tracks.
come and see action !
and I'm just talking about his running skills

CodeRED:
Jenny, be nice o ( BTW how is Mr. kady) have u gone over to our other hang out spot lately?

Girlfriend I am telling u.Those guys wont kill me with sinful thinking. Last night I had to wear sunglasses o. Didnt want to make direct eye contact with the tv screen. Only God knows what would have been been forth coming

have they started the sprints?
I have missed something o

_{bikonu who is codeRed?
morenike?}

I'll know he's gone crazy and run for my life and file for divorce quick quick

Okija_juju:
If I add that I was thinking of marriage at that time, what would you say??

hmm okija
isi kwa ike

In as much as I abhore homesexuality and feel nauseated by the thought of a man incubating his fellow man, I would advise that people let them be.
We haven't killed off all our ashewos in Iyana Ipaja and college campuses all around Nigeria
have we?
People shouldn't harass or attack them.
In the last days,immorality shall abound.

grafikdon:
Osanobua!!!

Mba nu, I deserve a discount. . . I demand a discount.

I see bulala coming to dance ikwokirikwo on my bare back. . . I run

Ok now.
You're stuck with ugly girls with missing teeth and no wombs.

Ruby_Pearl:
Isn't JSS1 first year of middle school?

Dude,t aht's young!!!

@oyinye
it's ok

I wonder o
I couldn't even describe the way to my father's compound in Jss 1

DeepZone:
Isn't death the best option for the wife beater?

was she crippled ?
Funmi na wa for you o

Okija_juju:
My first love was a joke.

I could barely even talk to her face to face. We only communicated through letters, talked only on birthdays and on phone. It improved as things went along, had sex after about four years of dating _{(started in J.s.s 1, started kissing at J.s.s 2, major smooching as at j.s.s 3 & BOOM S.S 1)}. Atimes I still think of her and how funny and innocent our relationship was. _{Damn!! she was pretty}

JSS1?
ojigbijigbi

grafikdon:
I've been salivating over two girls. . . one from your state and one from Deepzone's state. . . my liver don dey cut small small. . .

get ready to pull your pants down and receive your afternoon tea 50 strokes.

are they pretty? add another 50
college educated? 50 more
can they cook? plus 50
are they from rich homes? add 50
do they look fertile? increase by 50

The question now is,can you pay the price?

My first love was Ade
Great guy.
Final year student while I was a freshman.
He was very respectul. extremely polite and kind.
A consummate gentleman.
We were good together but I was too young for anything serious
I hope he's as happy today as I am wherever he is.

male marital flogging
coming to a tribe near you

grafikdon:
Ojigbijigbi!!!! Nwandoleesha and Deepzone, na so una get 'special' plans for us?

You better believe it
desperate times call for desperate measures.
If you have a better solution tell me

I propose that the flogging should be repeated every couple of years even after marriage
That way some men would be forced to treat their wives right and they'll flog him with lighter strokes at flogging season if not, they ought to go to town on his buttocks and teach him a bitter lesson.

DeepZone:
I wish they hire me to do the flogging, some men will cry blood.

ROFL.
Funmi you dey wicked.
I'm sure you'll demand that they appear butterball naked and get tied to a log of wood.
They'll see stars I tell ya.
when will they adopt this culture in Igboland ?
Some people deserve it.
( e.g. Mr Iheme that killed his wife in Minnesota recently,someone should have since flogged the demons out of him b4 this tragedy.)
Infact his would-be inlaws should do the flogging.
They should do it with all their might
That way if the man turns out to be an abusive husband,the inlaws would have had their revenge way ahead of time.

ndi be anyi ada bekee n'ekene

Brash!:
Haba Queenie, the Mallam na 84 wey him marry ooo!

Oh na 84?
here I was dashing him more

DeepZone:
The other dude yesterday had his' standing erect like the eiffel tower. Eeeeewww,

you are not serious?

snazzy babe!
May God help us

Agaba leave her alone.
she wears running gear
do you want her to send you a poster for your wall ?

Hannibal:
So u would rather see men's genitals jumping up in their pants like toads??[/b]Queenisha, u are a case!!!

aren't they there to [b]play balls ball ?
the spectators are also there to watch the balls ball

onyinye2:
Yes im going to buy a brand new out fit. . . . ASAP.

onyi girl please don't take it seriously
I'm just kidding with you

savanaha:
This is very interesting. I've been noticing the bulge and since swimming is huge at my school there are other things that are huge when the male swimmers come out of the gym.

lalakatankwa!

agaba123:
Is that what you think my dear? some of them are very thick that you can actually see em . .,.When I go to the pool to swim, you see loads of stuff you will prefer not to talk about.
Meanwhile Queenisha when are you begining the confession

yu see Hanni darling.
some go to the pool just to see

Hannibal:
The male athletes didn't ask u to look below chest level too.
Only angles of elevation and eye levels are allowed. . . . .no angle of depression.
You are commiting by looking below the belt.
So cover your eyes before they start the slo-mo schitzo.

Cos women don't have bulging genitals.
Remember volleyball players have to jump to spike.
Umpires/Organisers are wary of what those eyes of yours might SEE.

why chests
is it only their chests that I see on TV?
do people run with their chests?

well I know women don't have bulges down there but then they shouldn't be that skimply dressed.
WE already know a man has a bulge so why hide it and display the girls?