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So this thing is true e kwa ?
wonders shall never cease

why did they start with ajegunle?
I hope Uncle Polycarp is OK

semid4lyfe:
Queenisha,like I always say,if u open a thread and u feel it is ridiculous or u don't have anything meaningful 2 contribute,WAKA PASS without leaving a trace.Your comment on there is nothing I won't read on Nairaland was uncalled 4,OKAY?

Lookie hia
If you can't handle the various contributions then get off the forum. If you're man enough to start a topic,you better have balls of steel to handle the comments.

I only shave in the summer.
I need all my hairs to keep me warm in the cold season

Ruby_Pearl:
Osisi, give me his number o

I want a rich hubby sef. . me I dey do hubby hunting!

Tell him and fine and sexy

I hear the man don get moni
flenty flenty moni
kai menene
wey dat him useless 080 sef

if na you you no go fear?

Ijiji1:
Osisi the next time you talk to this bobo tell him to come on Nairaland so we can hear his side of the story.

no way.
You want him to finish me kpata kpata
bring a scorned psychotic ex to nairaland.
so that he can snap private parts of ashewos in amukoko,plaster them on nairaland and call them mine?
Tufiakwa
craze never catch me reach like that

KarmaMod:
He's married and they broke up Years ago. so it doesnt make sense. Personally I would make him explain this sudden concern for my welfare

well let me wait till he calls again.
I have my words ready.
I just hope it will be at a good time so I can do what I do best
God gave me a mouth and He knows I can use it well
He even said he heard my dad had a big birthday bash after the fact and he wondered how come he wasn't invited?
Can you imagine?
invited as per what? ex lover?
when did folks start giving out invitations to ex lovers of the family as a rule?
I didn't even bother answering that moronic Q

Is he trying to show them how succseful he's become
or tell them what they missed in an inlaw
or what.
he even asked me to give him my dad's number but I didn't.

Ruby_Pearl:
This man is pathetic!

Wetin he want?

You're married, he's married, but not to each other.

Then he's calling your family members . For what?

I say you talk to him, get his house phone. And call his house when u know he won't be around. Talk to this wife jor.

and dashing them money too
can you imagine
which twenty something year old will say no to a few thousands from a "family friend"
With the hardship in Naija
But what are his motives?

who banned Chicken and toilet paper
abeg stop this kain joke

Ijiji1:
Not only that. Because of time difference the bobo fit call you in the middle of the night when you and you oga are making babies "little osisi"

He called at 4 AM the first time and I just reached over and turned off my phone.

I'll tell him tonight.
He needs to know before the man starts calling at home and writing love letters then things may really get out of hand.

Ijiji1:
If you ask my advise osisi, I'd tell you to talk to your oga before he finds out you getting all these call froms from Nigeria. I don't know what kind phone

company you using, but I hope say you know your oga can check all your call history from his work computer, then it will look like you hiding something even

when you not. The same thing done happen for me and my madam so I'm talking out of experience.

it's true O
chei!
This is not easy.
I'll tell him.
how will he take this?
25 phone calls from his fellow man to his wife?

Dr Kitaun:
funny enough . . .this man fit don cultivate proper table manners    

babyosisi . . .u might as well consider him  

even I hear say e don get money nyafu nyafu maybe pass my oga most likely
but I don't care.
why would he be visiting my family members that one I don't understand

omoge:
gist your oga that way he already know. no hide am o. one day you go forget phone when you dey inside bathroom.

I spent quite a time deleting his missed calls on my phone.
I even felt like I was doing something wrong.
see me O

debosky:
see wetin your mercedes benz dey cause osisi.

Ask him - why the frequent callings? If there is no reason, tell him you are a bit uncomfortable about it and might need to inform your hubby, if he doesn't desist, inform babaosisi and let him pick up the next time

My brother na God give me my assets
na for market I buy am?
ewo Chi moooo
my own don kpafuka

Dr Kitaun:
WAHALA DEY    

If I were your sister what will you advice be?
I'm serious
Tell me how to make this stop

Thank God he's calling my cell phone if na my home,na wetin I go tell oga?
make person no put sand for my garri o

LadyT:
Next time your man should answer the phone. Finish

what if this backfires, you know how jealous men can be

KarmaMod:
osisi when you picked up the calls, what did he have to say?

There has to be a reason for him to be coming out from no where. Find out what's up

You remember how I've often talked about this man.
How the main reason I left him was because of his poor table manners  _{believe it or not}call me shallow but I couldn't stand to have someone chewing in Jerusalem and it could be heard in Jericho.
Anyway when I picked up,we said hello,he asked if I got his messages,asked about my family ie siblings and parents,just general talk,told me he went to visit some of my family.
Never said a word of his wife and kids,I had to ask.
Asked how I was doing,if I was still my "happy and jovial self"
My sister that kain phone call.
Then the calls kept coming even at 4 AM.I had to silence my phone before oga finds out who was calling and calling non stop

Ijiji1:
nne osisi put up one on those sexy  and irresistible pictures of you make we see na. Haba it's almost two years since you enter this forum and we never even see your picture, we fit the pass you for street and not even know sey I just passed my sister.

LOL
don't mind na mouth I get pass.

Ijiji1:
I wonder how Mr bayosisi will take this news

Not well knowing the "agboro nature" in Naija men. love 'em osuofia men
He won't find it funny and who could blame him
over 25 phone calls?

Thank God he's now in Naija but I know he travels too.
he even asked what state I lived in and I refused to say.
I've called my folks and asked them not to give out any info before he shows up at my door.
But we have mutual friends here in the states that can innocently tell him.
The man has a wife and kids o
what does he want to communicate with me for?

My sister na wa o
How God come give all this sex appeal to one woman?
how can I make myself less appealing ?
ROFL

But seriously I'm concerned about this phone stalking by a married man
My man won't find it funny o

God why am I so sexy and irresistible?

Nairalanders see me see trouble.
A man with whom I was previously engaged to a few years ago surfaced out of no where and has been calling and leaving me messages.
He got my number through a mutual friend.
He is supposedly happily married and so am I but why all this.

I made the mistake and answered one of the calls and the situation worsened.
Is this an obsession or what.
I haven't even told Mr Queenisha what's going on.
He's also calling my family members , visiting and "dashing them money"
Abeg make una help me dissect this kain thing.

where did they get those people from?
I've seen toads put up a better performance