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Pataki:
Osisi

Where did you get that jargon from? I have not even had a single erection today.

Some women and detections!!!!!!

Honestly I heard it on the news.
I was shocked myself
I don't want to google such on my computer if not I would have tried searching for it.

Pataki:
Osisi

Where did you get that jargon from? I have not even had a single erection today.

Some women and detections!!!!!!

ROFL.
You better check yaself.
The day is far spent,you should be having your 7th right about now

the point of this whole thread is to tell you men to keep your we wees locked up except for your women.
A recent study says the average adult male averages 7 erections a day.
What is wrong with them?

KarmaMod:
Lol you and jenny should have "people" watching.

lol
don't have time for such.
I'm confident enough in my womanhood not to run around checking cell phones and sniffing people.
don't have a control over anyone.
I can only control my own actions and reactions

kadijen:
u people misunderstood me,what i meant by that was----in terms of cheating men are d professionals

im not saying every man is a cheat

does anyone deny this fact?
it's as factual as stating that cows eat grass.

kadijen:
not completely true osisi,some women cheat wt some men around town(houseboys,drivers and suga sons)

but d truth is men r really d preofessional cheaters,and will always cheat,no matter how well satisfied they r @home

There are of course exceptions to every rule.
The highlighted part scares me
I trust Mr sheniqua
God forbid but if I ever find out about any hanky pankies, that's it!

actually research shows men are bad cheaters.
They cheat with her friends,neighbors,co workers,housegirls and house guests and leave clues carelessly.
When women cheat, the partners are across town or out ot town and she plans it out carefully.

Pataki:
Who be babe

What do the women get? Some women are mysterious devils, even Lucifer himself should go and learn from such women. Within my age, I have seen the good the bad and the worst from women.

A woman can perfectly cheat on a man, and still make her husband the most pitiable man to ever exist. What a PRODIGAL PRODIGY!!!

OSANOBUA!!!!!!!!!!!

As far as I'm concerned only the financial contributors to RCCG of which I'm not a member have a right to criticize this move.
Everyother person ought to zip it.
Most of the folks talking ill of the man of God won't even give their penny to a needy person.

The General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye, is shopping for $20 million to buy a private jet.

The private jet, P.M.News gathered, is to facilitate his trips to many parts of the world where the parishes of the church are located.

Already, members of the RCCG worldwide have been planning to ‘sow seeds’ towards the project.

I see nothing wrong with this whatsoever.
Jets are a means of transport and if the Church can afford this,so be it.
People should learn to mind their own business.

Chic:
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What is a ministry in Africa doing with a jet? If RCCG has so much money they can imagine, why not build schools and hospitals llike the early missionaries? Some of their members has no job, cannot secure one in the near future and you expect them to chant alleluia every week in an empty stomach? Why not open a mega printing press, hotels etc to create employment for their MEMBERS only?

[size=16pt]A HUNGRY MAN IS AN ANGRY MAN IRRESPECTIVE OF HIS BORNAGAINISM. LETS GET REAL FOR ONCE PLEASE.[/size]

Very lame
Aren't you a Christian yourself?
How many of those hungry people have you personally helped or the Church is not you and me?
People will criticize every little thing.
haba!

The indomie eating was referring to Nigerians @ lucrabasi

seems its been long you visited nigeria,if you know anyone exporting edibles to naija or drugs abeg you don't let them burn their investment o,the fear of dora akunyili is the begining of wisdom o,me too i have done my part

not at all,I visit regularly.
Is dora akunyili checking tooth pastes for lead and mercury?
Is she checking for pesticides and and other toxins?

no way my online life stops online and my real life is not affected in any shape or form

how about watching the chicken being killed.
It's a miracle I didn't end up in years of therapy from watching chicken being murdered and thrown into hot water.
Some won't even be fully dead and they'll be struggling to jump out of the basin.
Very traumatic way to die.
I remember one time my cousins caught the chicken and plucked all it's feathers out while it was still allive and left it to walk around naked for a while before killing it.

The worst of all was watching them kill goats at Christmas
I can still remember the looks on their faces and how they cried with near human voices,those goats

KarmaMod:
Lmao when I was younger when my mom would make stew I would hide the head and feet and throw it out later at night. My mom would be looking for it and I'd just act like I don't know what the hell she was talking about

Now I jsut don't add it at all. No one can question me anymore

why didn't I know someone like you as a kid
I would have saved myself all the trauma of beholding chicken head in the stew
My mother wuld have looked for her chicken heads and legs taya

tpia:
It could also be carbon monoxide poisoning as well, true. I thought of gas lines, then remembered they use gas tanks, in Nigeria, not lines.

When 17 people die mysteriously at the same time, occult/mystery/prayer/esoteric has to be ruled out, even in Africa.

Whatever methods were used by the occult to kill 17 people at once in this manner should be investigated.

This is the 21st century. The age of computers, automobiles, jet propulsion, aeronautics, etc. People travel from London to Japan in a matter of hours, without the occult. We can't continue having the exact same fears and beliefs we had 600 years ago before oyibo even came to cart away most of us.

na my own I dey talk o.

the tropical heat can decompose the bodies if they werent disposed of quickly enough.

They said maggots descended on the bodies in a couple of hours.The incident happened at night,you need flies to lay eggs after copulation which hatch into maggots
do you see flies flying at midnight?
anything is possible in naija sha
our own flies fit be turboflies wey no dey sleep

KarmaMod:
Same here. i really hate the legs of chicken. Dont find the point of it even being in stew

To add to the quantity

The other thing I hated was chicken head especially the red flaming thing on the head of the fowl.
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
disgusting
I  would remember how flies would be perching on it when the chicken was alive and I felt like throwing up when I saw it in the stew

tpia:
I just read about this.

The way the incident was described, sounds more like a bomb blast, in my opinion.

Mighty wind shaking the building, bodies tossed to and fro, etc etc. That happens when a bomb explodes.

I hope people know how to investigate this case. Nothing esoteric there- its just plain murder.

Unless it was a generator explosion.

may they RIP.

and the maggots nko?
the story sounds incredible.

Tufiakwa david
all these happiness for fish head
what will you do when you eat isi ewu?

IMCCN:
I watched an interesting comedy called [b]BRUCE ALMIGHTY [/b]recently. It is about a God-critic who was eventually given the privilege to play God for a while, and what a hilarious mess he made of it! But it got me thinking, if you have the powers of God what will you do with it? any opinions in the house?

Put a few extra zeros in my annual salary.
That's the first thing I'll do.

Fish head I can even manage.You may find a piece of flesh if you search well .The one I couldn't stand even as a kid was the walking legs of a chicken.
Tufiakwa!!
Scaly things with large tendons and 5 claws.
How does one even begin to eat them?
Terrifying for a kid if you ask me.

nnenne do you have $20 there?

recharge card 419

that was a load of cow poop if you ask me

Since Nigeria doesn't warn it's citizens about Chinese products,I hope I've done my part to my fellow nairalanders

Health Canada is warning that it has found 21 Chinese toothpastes which contain illegal levels of DEG (diethylene glycol) - it has warned Canadians not to use these toothpastes that have been found on the Canadian market. [DEG is used in antifreeze; it is poisonous and is used as a solvent. If DEG is ingested it can provoke nausea, abdominal pain, urinary problems, kidney failure, breathing problems, lethargy, convulsions, dizziness, coma and on occasions death. http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/75734.php

WASHINGTON – In the wake of scandals involving tainted food and toothpaste from China comes word of a new concern from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission as well as the Food and Drug Administration – toys, makeup, glazed pottery and other products that contain significant amounts of lead.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56056

TOKYO — The Japanese government said Friday that at least 175 people had been sickened by insecticide-tainted dumplings from China, prompting supermarkets to pull Chinese-made meat products from their shelves while Tokyo pressed Beijing to improve food safety.

Newspaper headlines warned of a national panic as hundreds more people complained of dizziness and nausea after eating dumplings and other Chinese-made foods. As of Friday, a dozen Japanese food processing companies said they had issued recalls for at least 59 meat products imported from China.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/02/world/asia/02japan.html

Tainted Chinese Imports Common
In Four Months, FDA Refused 298 Shipments

By Rick Weiss
Washington Post Staff Writer
Sunday, May 20, 2007; A01



Dried apples preserved with a cancer-causing chemical.

Frozen catfish laden with banned antibiotics.

Scallops and sardines coated with putrefying bacteria.

Mushrooms laced with illegal pesticides.

These were among the 107 food imports from China that the Food and Drug Administration detained at US. ports just last month, agency documents reveal, along with more than 1,000 shipments of tainted Chinese dietary supplements, toxic Chinese cosmetics and counterfeit Chinese medicines.

For years, US. inspection records show, China has flooded the United States with foods unfit for human consumption. And for years, FDA inspectors have simply returned to Chinese importers the small portion of those products they caught -- many of which turned up at US. borders again, making a second or third attempt at entry

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/19/AR2007051901273_pf.html

lucabrasi:
check the comments that was highlighted above my comments before this one,isnt it racist for someone to say they were apalled at the amount of chinese in nigeria?we blame the whites for saying blacks are too much in their countries and call them racist don't we?
yes we do but the rate at which the chinese are being bashed is as if they carried drums of poison and imported it into nigeria without looking at the positives of them being in the country
of course the chinese create fakes definitely,so do the indians,whites,ibos,yorubas e.t.c
im not disputing fake drugs come in from elsewhere,im saying that its an endemic problem we have had before the chinese even came into nigeria and as for using the word minority,are you now saying the blacks are not a minority in the western world?i know its relative but i used it in the context of my own comments,the right thing u  should have asked is what i meant

I don't understand your point at all.
We come from a country with absolutely no regulations and we are dealing with a country that have churned out dangerous and deadly products including edibles and you call it bashing?
Away with your political correctness.
That's how people will be politically correct straight into a wooden coffin.
If you like don't warn your relatives and loved ones about Chinese food including indomie.
Call me a basher but you can't disprove what I just said.

oyb:
take it easy -  a lot of your kinsmen do the same thing . ask dora akunyuli.

Yes they do but that doesn't give foreigners the right to kill us before our time and we welcome them with open arms.
Your kinsmen and mine do ojoro but they realise they and their families may become victims of the fake products but we're talking about people exporting things to a group of people they term subhuman.
Chinese racism against blacks is unequalled in case you don't know.
I am not comfortable with their influx into Nigeria especially since we don't have any regulations.

doyin13:
But seriously, this overextended hours of sex is bloody overrated

50 mins ko 50 mins ni

Conventional wisdom needs to be turned on its head. . . .

If you cannot make a woman come in 5 mins. . . .then you must simply be seeking a waist workout

Na lie!
any man that can't last longer than a minute rice has problems.
go and mark this somewhere.

redhot you don begin fear me O
how you take know all these details
you sabi some working gals?