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Kashif:
Let me take that as a compliment. I can see you just joined this thread.

I dey na mbido this thread
3rd page.

Kashif:
I disagree; ekwghi m. Ugbala is always white hence, in Igbo language, anyi na-asi na ihe n'enwu ka ugbala. Are we sure it is not egret?

lekwa nu this person
Ugbala is duck
please someone should help this Igbo man wey dem born for Ugwu awusa

tRoOE:
If you are scared of going to Naija, abeg no go, abi na by force
No place is safe jare, only the grace of Almighty God that is keeping us alive.

Why won't your be scared since majority of your are going home to show off, even though your are not living a great life abroad.

You know,it's optional to respond to a thread.
Especially if you sound  erm erm

_{how do I say this mildly}

If you sound illiterate

Gamine:
i never talked about boredom.

Its just about giving value thats why i would want to join a church group.

i don't feel guilty about not going to church, thats part of the problem i had

I guess your "Christian education" at Covenant secondary University did you no good.
Looks like your mind is already reprobate.
A Christian should long to fellowship with fellow Christians
It is called The assembly of Brethren and the Bible tells you not to neglect that fellowship
Once that desire is no longer there,you are already in a backslidden state.
A word is enough for the wise.

Now we know the poster has bigger issues and stories to tell.
Then say so rather than tell us about your British passport.

Ugbala is duck
some Igbos call it obogwu

black men and their loads.
Mr Ibu!

davidylan:
oh i forgot, crossing the legs is not very good for short men.

nothing is good on short men.
Even those that buy hummers to make them look taller,we still see them jump down like little kids when it's time to get out of the vehicle
Life is so unfair

If he was white or Asian , you should have pushed his legs closed. If he was black, please have mercy on him . . . the load between our thighs can be sometimes too much for us to bear.

This is hilarious.
Stephenp
ROFL
chei this kain load

davidylan:
If you're a lady in skirts riding the knees then please cross your legs UNLESS you have unsightly legs then[b] please please please and please don't even sit down please. [/b]

Point taken

I'm usually wary of guys that shout gay gay at every little thing.
They themselves are usually  closeted gay ,gayish or gayoid

stillwater:
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Exactly!!! No respect at all. Bush men!!!!!!!

LOL
I almost want to scream
DO YOU MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!
sheesh
I understand they have to spread their legs but why so wide I ask?
without regard to other fare paying passengers

david is right.
Watch all those millionaires and big cats while their being interviewed on TV,their legs are usually crossed.
whoever said crossing legs is gay has issues.
Didn't they say wearing pink was gay and men as straight as electric poles are now rocking pink like no man's biz.
There's nothing gay about leg crossing jo

syren:
I don't mind guys crossing their legs there is a masculine way to do it and it's very ladylike for women to cross their legs especially when wearing skirts    I sat next to a guy  recently who had no respect for personal space. I understand your *cough* needs room but be considerate and don't spread them to far. 

ROFL.
It needs space and air that's why they have one leg in Jerusalem and the other in Jericho.
Try sitting next to a guy in a bus, train or airplane
They'll literally push you into a corner.
Very territorial beings

jaquan:
ewu

aka ewure

aurevoir:
Renouncing your Nigerian citizenship is like divorcing your ugly wife.

That's the way I feel since I did exactly that, Now, I feel a sight of relief, It still hurts adding Nigerian educational qualifications to your CV, employers in the West think it's 419.

You are a big disgrace.
some of us proudly carry our Nigerian and American passports and have done so for years.
You think renouncing your fatherland for a British passport (of all things) and talking ill of Nigerian citizenship makes you better than Nigerians
It only makes you an insecure human being.
were you raised with no self worth?
They don't even call you a citizen over there, they tell you you have "stay"
How pathetic
Even dogs have a stay in their owners residence
and you're here opening your brown teeth

Accept my sincere sympathy!

If you speak bad of the religion of peace again,we'll chop off ya heads peacefully

Those pictures could be of any town or city in Naija.
Nigeria makes me wanna cry.

Esss:
O I've been to all of them. Deeper life, RCCG, you name it I've been there. If its not one scandal, it how mt wearing a jean and Tee shirt to church will send me straight to hell. I mean why do people even go to church?? Your pastors sermons all come from other peoples books and TBN, all your problems could be solved by hardwork and medicine, so why do you go to church?

I was in church last sunday because I was bored and needed to entertain myself. And my lord was I entertained.

Ess,you need salvation,you heathen!

ayinba1:
Pretending something is not there does not make it go away. There is more than enough biblical references to Prophet Mohammed (pbuh) that have been posted on nairaland. I will not be reposting them,

Prophet mo (piss be upon him) is in the Bible alright.
In the portion where the Scriptures warns us of false prophets that will arise and deceive many.
He fulfilled that prophecy to the "T"

please care to show the readers where Mo was specifically mentioned in the Bible

It's sad.
A close relative of ours disappeared years ago "on his way to abroad"
We didn't even see any dead body to bury
which is the hardest thing for his family to deal with.
He must have died in this wretched way.

mekaboy:
If you can not die for what u believe in, you can not live for it. Have u people forgoten about romeo and juliet? i believe most of u have watched titanic, do u see the real love of a rich girl and poor guy. but its hard for a poor girl to love genuinely. lol

and what happened later?
They died
Isn't that enough warning?

eldee:
Now comes the question, which is more powerful?
The wealth of the guy? or the poverty the girl grew up with?

I wonder!
didn't she see those roadside tambourine players in Quebec ?
The girl had been eating plain dumplings and drinking pure water since childhood and saw an opportunity to help her family move out of  the Ojota of Quebec

Hannibal:
If Celine Dion experiences 1% of the abject poverty in Nigeria, she would change her ideologies.
In this modern era, money answereth all.

Even the celine dion nwa left her impoverished home where her parents with 12 children lived in a "see me I see you" and married her music manager.So what is she rapping about now?

mekaboy:
True love has no Price Tag, Once the girl leaves the carpenter for the rich man, its no more love, because there is no guarantee that she will not go for a richer man. Celien dion siad, LOVE DOES NOT THINK TWICE, IT CAN COME ALL AT ONCE. you don't love with your head u love with your heart. Why do u think they say, ONLY FOOLS FALL IN LOVE, because when your in love u do foolish things.

and there is no guarantee the rich man will not go for a poorer girl.
What are you saying?

Yes we do foolish things when we're in love that has nothing to do with finances.

davidylan:
love or not, my eye dey open like never before. Cant marry an academic failure, can't marry a poor chic, can't marry one who can't speak english well, wont marry one with no future prospects, can't marry a sloppy chic, can't marry one without decent manners . . .

If that makes me a bad fellow no problem, at least i will be enjoying my marriage no?

Marriage is 5% love, 95% reality.

Flesh and blood did not reveal these things to you.
Don't mind these people lying through their gapped teeth
Even the 5% love sef is based on reality.
Without reality,there is no love.

mekaboy:
They say love is blind, But the naija love, the eyes dey shine red like person wey smoke WEED.

You got it right again.
Our love dey smoke wee wee aka guff

davidylan:
You can't hanker after what you never had. A poor pepper seller probably doesnt know better, she wont think twice about marrying a carpenter afterall her father was never more than a taxi driver so poverty is all she's known.

Imagine a middle class chic who has seen her friends and elder sisters married with fairly higher standards of living? What love will drive her to marry a carpenter so she can be using a small kerosene stove to cook when her mom always used a gas stove?

Gbam!!
Her love for her parents won't even let her do such
Her mom may die of a heart attack
That's where her love must be truly shown.