₦airaland Forum

Just like our Muslim brothers ask every Friday,

"What is the ruling behind"

let us forget these ruling, let your conscience be your guide

remember imitation is sucide, be unique, don't follow every trend and shadow,

the Bible should not always be a guide, sometimes let your conscience lead you

that is why God has given you a conscience

Always let your conscience be your guide.
-Pinocchio

see pastor Adeboye does not need DNA test

this man is his son, na carbon copy

If I don't know Rivers State I would have passed. But let me tell you something about rivers State.

2005 February 17th I bought 50 speed boat with double engine,for Bonny Island, wholesale price, I never made profit from that business,

The old boat owners saw me as a threat, they sabotaged my boat, my boat was sinking on every trip, similar thing happening to Peace motors, thousands of people still died after I held prayer and fasting.

Just Forget these people, they are their own problems, they don't want to go to school, they don't have hand work. only bunkering and cultism. and sex


they always claim "son of the soil title" . inshort most of them are wasted. every month Oil companies does cleanup because they won't work, they prefer breaking pipes

that is why they hardly travel to other states, they feel rivers State is the center of the universe

I want to give the possible Scenario that may take place if Nairaland Falls.

I know we all love nairaland, some of us feel closer to some nairalanders more than our Facebook friends, but let us also remember that anything can happen, nairaland may not exist in the next 10 years.

Some wonderful sites pre nairaland no longer exist, like my space and Napster, 2go. Eskimi and others that are losing customer to other platform.

What are some of the things that may make nairaland fall?

What if nairaland fall?

Possible Scenario#1 Seun will become Rich too or poor
Oga seun may become visible on TV and internet trying to advertise, doing things that may bring him attention. because of the dwindling revenue. He may sell it before the boat sink totally.

2* Better Site than Nairaland; just like Facebook is losing advertising dollars to influencers, advertisers may now advertise on platform with a bigger following, The new site will attract Nigeria boys with monetary reward to convert their likes to cash,

3* Government Banned Nairaland, Government may see the level of hate speech on the forum and decide to shut it down, seun will petition and lose, inshort the site will be dehosted from ISP.

4*Lalasticlala willl start dusting his certificate he had not used for years, maybe he may team up with seun to build a better platform, he may grow to hate snake, or become a snake charmer,

5* Old Nairalanders Will Have Nostalgia for the good old days. If the site is still on the internet, old nairalanders will come back to read their old comments, the forum will be empty like 2go rooms or Telegram. some will regret spending so much time online, why they didn't act on their business idea.


6* Some wicked Moderators will be out of work, they will brag about how they banned righteousness 66 for 300 years. some will stand with seun, some will abandon seun,old moderator group will be formed on Facebook

this your this thing no work at all

how does people feel doing something that would end in tears

doing something that the result is stupid

nothing can happen to Burutai after this summon

Japanese and Hindus don't eat cow meat

must we eat cow meat, let's go vegetarian and see how the price of meat will drop like stone.

which kind question be this, why not use your brain

no turn to our Muslim brothers wey get ruling for everything

Tekrify:
U dat claim to be literate...have ur entire generation achieved 1/100th of what he has achieved..

U know him personally and have tested his IQ and na nairaland u get time to dey roam everyday ...

low life

sakssey23:
Why are you saying silly things?
Instead make you pray for am for safety always you dey yarn opkataa.. Imagine say nah your brother.

monitoring spirit
thank God he is not my brother
I won't let him waste his life
low life keep off

shallow women
golddiggers

Nairaland

I was wondering what Nigeria will look like For Guys if we accept gay marriage.

1:. NO MORE TWO ROOM MATE: when you step out of a room with your fellow guys sweating, people will think you had sex together, inshort you will be afraid to sleep in the same bed with your fellow man because he might be gay.

2: No More Public Show of Affection:. people will easily conclude that you are gay if you hug your fellow man, blow kisses in the air, or slap your fellow guys butt,

3:. You can not be safe with your fellow guys; because they might rape you, or poison your food to rape you,
no more guy time. if you visit somebody fear would grip you, cases of male rape will increase, they might rape you when you go to watch movies or football at their place

4:. Our Churches will hold gay marriage; I swear these penticostal church pastors will manipulate scriptures to favour gay marriage just to collect tithe.

5. Traditional Parents will be scared: they will beat you when they see you with a fellow guy, they will be suspicious when your friends come over to play PlayStation or occulus VR.

Yet we have all these social network today and we don't value it,

He lost connection back in 1996 there was no social network.

Indomie generation will not understand. in the whole of nigeria only 50 person owned phone. my family owned one too.

Yet these days classmates are forming Rambo to reply greetings on Facebook.
Your classmates are the network you have, don't neglect them, use them to open doors later in life.

My father never jokes with his old classmates, the have get together always. they make each other richer with their shared experience and connection

Chii59:
Dangote is not an educated illiterate o. Just that he has poor taste in women.

my friend, I know this man personally.
this is a public forum, I would have posted pictures .
dangote is an educated illiterate
take it from me
I have tested his IQ level

We are all adults so I will be honest with you guys

An idle mind is the devil's workshop, rich men have excess time to waste, they become bored too.


Checkout real entrepreneurs like bill Gates, mark Zuckerberg, Warren buffet, etc Jeff bezos, Elon musk, they don't have time for women,

they are too focused on their business, thinking about shareholders, and new ideas, but government does the thinking for dangote

The Nigeria government dash him Monopoly on everything, so why should he bother to know that one drum of his sugar is tasteless inside garri, full packet of his salt is tasteless inside soup

They destroyed Ibeto,elepahant benue etc to make him king, he is busy chasing women globally

# some have head but no cap,
#some have cap but no head

Viknat:
Una never see d scope? Every Nigerian wey come out with this shit, begin declare as gay cos biden is in power o. Na assylum visa Dem dey find . Naija guys wey like pussy pass food

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so okupe son dey find Visa too

wow

abeg oh

this man

Nbotee:
Sometimes I wonder if u ppl think about these excuses before making dem. Are Generator importers more powerful than Transformer importers? Or more powerful than the govt? Why haven't they also sabotaged the Solar and inverter business?

brother a man who sells generator can also sell transformer, solar and inverter too.

but he can make more sales selling generators, and solar, transformer sales is lesser

when I mean generator, I don't mean I pass my neighbor or elepaq or small generator

I mean big gen that powers estates like jmg and the big giants

or maybe u will be like the million of other Community project that only raised funds but couldn't solve our community problems

that is not what will solve Community problem
go back and do your homework

“The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.” ― Peter Medawar

We will continue going in circles. generator importers will keep sabotaging our effort for personal gain.

dictators don't explain

good move

very good

where is the fire

I had similar feeling sometimes ago, it's true