₦airaland Forum

Kelechi20007:
I recently got admission in a university in uk for my Masters. The challenge I have is that I can't fund it. The only way to to do so is by selling my mom house.

I'm her only child and another difficult challenge is that she was buried in the yard of the house 5 years ago.

I don't have a good job, I have been teaching in a private for a long time, I need a better future for myself, I'm seeing a chance here for a better life by furthering my education in uk.

It's a difficult decision for me selling the house with her grave in it. Please guys put yourself in my shoes, what will you do in this kind of situation?

Going abroad does not alway guarantee success at the end of the day.

You will look nice in brand new clothes and perhaps fresh if u live in cold climes.


Abroad is heavily taxed and the system is not designed to make anyone rich just ok
Till they retire and dependent

4teenblaq:
What is wrong with our SE players self?

Playing well at club level
Playing trash at national level

The only players I see that play well both at club level and national are Ekong, ndidi and victor oshime.

Others keep running around and playing like man utd squad.

Reason am nau

It’s the coaching and tactical setup.


Football don pass street soccer it’s now scientific with match readers and analysts.

Coach earns his money b4 the game and the start of 2nd half

Tweaking a formation

iCauseTrouble:
Why can't they hire "A class" coach like Mourinho or Guardiola?

NFF wan die with 40K $ per month to Rohr na Guardiola wey Dey collect close to 1.2 million pounds a month them wan engage.


Longer throat

ETHICALLYrlght:
If I were in your shoes, after her confession, I'd hold her tight, caress her body and kiss guilt out of her mind.

I'd cuddle her and if she wants more I'll give her the appropriate dosage for sexual healing.

You're not romantic, that's the problem.

When was the last time you went to the Cinema with your wife?

When was the last time you sent her a voice noice at work telling her, "sweetie, I wanna sniff your panties right now, pull it down gently with my teeth and worship your body which is the reason I still live".

Do you remember that period when your relationship was younger? When you couldn't stay a day without calling her for minutes if she wasn't with you? When you'd go for dates and tell her you'd buy London for her? When you made her forget there was any man in her life before you and so she accepted to be your woman forever?

Go back to those days. If possible, get her a wedding gown and yourself a suit and remake your vows in your living room. If you have kids let them be part of it. Promise to love her forever and ever and let her be your best friend who will tell you everything including when she uses the toilet.

If you went to the world's best marriage counselor who had saved first year marriages that could have crashed to reach 4 decades of joy and happiness, their recommendation wouldn't be different from mine.

If you follow my advice and it doesn't produce positive results, mention me and I'll deactivate my account.

Bad advice na ppl like u women take advantage of

Gentleman900000:
Good evening, my wife went to work yesterday and i was at home because it was my off day at work. She came back late and i suspected that she went somewhere but didn't confront her.

Few months back, i was going through her phone and saw she had some dirty chats with her ex and that one was saying he should find time for him. I confronted her when i saw this and she apologized that such will never happen again.

Today, we were both laying next to each other in bed and she said she have a confession to make. She said she went out to the cinema with a friend of hers. She even took a cloth along with her when she was going without informing me. She said she changed her clothes at her friend's place. I asked her that if anything happen to her at the so called friend's house that she went to without informing me, who will they call? She said she's not a kid that i should stop saying such thing. She's here apologizing again and i don't know if i should forgive her or not.

She might be seeing her ex. Women love attention and an ex giving her attention will affect her mentally.

I will say forgive but let her know ur not happy with it.

You can vex small sef but don’t overdo it

Don’t listen to that guy saying kiss her passionately that’s bad advice

Chelsea na Arsenal
Wife from time

BluntTheApostle:
Oliseh had only 2 losses in 14 matches as Super Eagles coach. How is that massive failure? His boys also scored 19 goals in 14 matches.

And he was not sacked. He resigned.

Not that I want him to return, though. But many Nigerians judge him too harshly.

Because of Oliseh eagles failed to qualify for 2017 nations cup. If they keep up this no 2023 nations cup and 2026 world cup

IamV:
I don't do pointless.
Take care.

If u like make woman touch ur yansh and u come vex com pull of her cloth to touch her yansh too.

U will
Be in for a big shock if u don’t have a good lawyer.

Unless u and the woman r on parols together I would advise u not to try that

IamV:
Did she seek his permission before caressing his d*ck ?
If the answer is no,then he was sexually assaulted first.
I'm not here for long epistle,sir.

If armed robber come rob u for your house is the answer to go and look for the armed robber house to rob?

If the guy was not happy he should has asked the girl to leave?

Did she remove his clothes forcefully?

An advice to you when it comes to sexual matters women will get the benefits of the doubt most of the time.

Look in the newspaper u will find it daily that men raped this woman or dat woman.

Dog bite man no news but man bite dog-unbelievable

Same thing with man and woman regards sex

IamV:
She's guilty of sexual assault!
Say it out loud,and stop making such disappointing statements on a public forum.

The girl in question was caressing his d*ck first,without seeking his permission.
That's sexual assault.
The guy was ,first & foremost, sexually assaulted by the girl ,and the guy excalated the the situation.
You don't go around robbing your boobs on a guy's face & even touching his d*ck without his consent first,else that's sexual assault.
Don't hide under the buzzword "seduction" to justify females sexually assaulting guys.

Ur thinking like this are too nursery school or primary school kids where touch me I touch you might be considered. This are adults

The benefits of the doubt usually goes to the women. Just imagine it was ur sister or any of your female relatives or even child?

When it comes to sexual stuff men have to be the bigger person because men are perceived to be sex addicts anyways.

If this goes in front of a judge the act of trying to remove her jeans forcefully will convict the guy easily.

That is the classic rape scenario.


If the guy was a mature guy he would have got the sexy without physical force if she has already come this far with him.

Try this in the west or anywhere outside of Nigeria the guy will be cooling of in prison by now.

Miroslavv:
Na she rape you bro, She come your house, seduce you and left after she was satisfied.

She maybe guilty of seduction but no rape. Seduction is not a crime just like toasting too.

U have to understand that this law was designed to protect women and not men.

Even in the Bible potifahs wife
Seduced Joseph and he ended up
In prison.

Seduction is not consent.

If the urge to much go
Masturbate or find olosho. Unless u like problem.

Na so one guy almost rape soldier daughter be a he could control himself

Yhungsarm:
This incident happened last week Thursday. Am a 300L student of Unijos and the girl happens to be my coursemate.

Normally, me and these girl no dey the same level, she can't even talk to me in school but ASUU break happened and i didn't want to go back to Lagos so i stayed back in Jos.

One day i was chatting with her friend who happens to know her and he told me she is still in Jos, so i chatted her up since i was bored and i didn't lie to her, i told her i was bored and i needed someone to talk to for the main time. she accepted quickly and even told me why i didn't chat her up sooner than this. she promised to come to my place and on Thursday she finally came through.

This is the most astonishing part, she knew i had sex with her best friend so she asked me about it and i did not lie about it cus i know she knew and we talked about some nasty stuff related to sex. i was seated on a mini-cushion chair and she sat on my laps literally dropping her boobs in the middle of my face.

As a guy i thought that was the signal, so i carried her straight to the bed and i wanted to gain access and she denied it so i just stood up and left. After a short while she came back again now saying if she handles me and all those stuff, i tried again and she denied i was angry and i wanted to tell her to start gping but i calmed down. she started seducing me badly and i was confused so this time i dropped and dragged her jean with her, we started dragging but she was just saying am trying to rape her and it is unfair, if it is what i do to girls all d time.

i was fingering her at the time but i did not penetrate and i felt it was tense and if i penetrated then what she is saying is true so i stopped and controlled my urge.

She zipped up and started crying, I was like but i didn't do anything and she was like i did everything i want to do with her and it is fault bcus she came to my house.

After a shortwhile, she stopped crying and asked me if it was sex i want or friends with benefit...i was very confused at that point like wetin bring all does one enter so i didn't reply then she said she knows am a rapist and i just want to sex and all dat shit.

i kept my cool after some time she started saying am not normal at all and she jst can't believe what happened, she also said she will tell me something when we she is out of my house.

So i paid her Tp and she went home, i did not chat her up at all. fastforward to Saturday i saw her message saying her forcefully had my ways wit her and jst ignored her so she will deal with me and i will pay for it.

i won't lie to you am very scared, i don't even know what she wants, i started asking her what she wants from me exactly but she is not replying at all. I seriously don't know what to do am very confuse, I don't even understand why i fell for this plot of hers.
What do you think i shud do

Note: I did not have sex with her at all and i never wanted it, she was jst all over me and doing all those stuff. Sex isn't my problem on a normal day bcus am a handsome guy and i get it most time.

The act of trying to “drag” her jeans off her can be considered as rape.

Also trying to finger he forcefully


U better find a way to either apologize to her or avoid her completely

Dankovich1:
Wizkid and Burna Boy sang Ballon D'or.

FIFA invites DAVIDO to perform in the gathering of Ballon D'or makers and also join hands in making of this years most prestigious football competition (world cup) theme song.

Na who FIFA recognize be my own Ballon D'or. If una like make una talk say them don rig am give am DAVIDO like Messi while Wizkid and Burna Boy are C.Ronaldo and Lewandozki respectively.

Ballon D’or is a French football award and not FIFA.. it used to be under FIFA but not anymore

nairagood:
If we really need to see attacking play and clear pattern of forward thinking style of football then Bielsa or coaches that believe in his school of thought are the ones we need to hire for our national team.
We have the right kind of players to play all out attacking football but we don't have the right coaches or tacticians to drill that into the players so I believe a coach like Bielsa could do so much for Nigeria football as much as Clemens Westerhoff did in the past.
Many of the best coaches in the world have been influenced by Bielsa so it is only the wise choice to have such influence in our football.
This is not the time to waste money and resources on half baked coaches, we should spend our money on the right grade coach.
Abi una no agree with me?

The wrongest coach that belongs on philosophy look at what he did with Leeds. Nonsense


I will go with either a German, French or Brazilian coach definitely not Bielsa abeg

Great0ne1:
So why didn't they leave after taking out Osama? America left there weapons in the hands of terrorist and is not a big deal ? Oga we shouldn't even be having this discussion.

Shey u ppl are not understanding or just want to argue.

They were giving order to abandon the mission.


Meanwhile those weapon will run out of ammunition’s.

Where will they get it from?

If US want to destroy it all they will use Drones and scatter the place.

Great0ne1:
And they left there weapons in the hands of alleged terrorists ? The talibans were able to repel the American forces. Mind you, the acting minister of interior Sirajuddin Haqqani has a $10 million bounty by us government, and you think they completed there mission ?

Russia doesn't need America GPS. They have GLONASS (Global Navigation Satellite System)

Germany and USA have been doing there best at the moment, under the umbrella of nato, but there best can't stop Russia.

Am still waiting for Russia trops withdrawal. Meanwhile America and nato are getting some serious ass kicking under the guise of volunteer fighters.

Germany is still buying Russia gas, because there is no option for them. There is also non in sight

U don’t know what u are talking about

If u have a billion weapons what is one million.

Can taliban produce weapons


U can abandon a project half way if u see no gain from it.

The Democrat dominated house asked for an end to the war.

Most of the US generals rejected this.

What does it profit the tax payers for US forces to remain?

They don’t care about the weapons .

If they cared they would have destroyed all of them

Just like they do to Apache helicopters they leave behind in any mission.

Taliban can not face US in any war

BluntTheApostle:
The Taliban since 2001?

The same Taliban that regrouped in 2003, and had many terrorities under their control till 2007?

The same Taliban surrendered within days of US invasion .

Remember George bush started it and Biden ended,

If u don’t understand political differences between Republicans and Democrats. Political parties can be petty even PDP and APC that have no ideological differences can be petty just to score a point.


It was a war started by Republicans and ended by Democrats for political points

The US got tired because it was a pointless occupation . They had achieved their objectives

End of story

If u don’t get it forgt bout it

Great0ne1:
And they left there weapons in the hands of alleged terrorists ? The talibans were able to repel the American forces. Mind you, the acting minister of interior Sirajuddin Haqqani has a $10 million bounty by us government, and you think they completed there mission ?

Russia doesn't need America GPS. They have GLONASS (Global Navigation Satellite System)

Germany and USA have been doing there best at the moment, under the umbrella of nato, but there best can't stop Russia.

Am still waiting for Russia trops withdrawal. Meanwhile America and nato are getting some serious ass kicking under the guise of volunteer fighters.

Germany is still buying Russia gas, because there is no option for them. There is also non in sight

They might be a lot of weapons but nothing the US is losing sleep over. They can make a billion of those weaponry in no time. Most of those weaponry have tagging on them. All the have to do is send drone to take them out easy.

Since their new Commander in chief ordered immediate evacuation they followed.

US is not Nigeria they have manufacturing capability and will overdo.


Where were the talibans since 2001 when the US took over that country easily?. They occupied it for 21 years and decided to leave instantly .

Main Objective was accomplished in 2011. US was looking for Osama

If Afghanistan like let them behead all their citizen now nobody go interfer

Great0ne1:
Story!! DO they actually need to make announcement before entering the war. They are sending there best weapons(except nuclear warheads)and getting there ass whopped. If they officially join the war and loose like they lost against talibans. It will be the ultimate disgrace to them. America has joined the war in Ukraine, under the guise of volunteer fighters and humanitarian support(which is basically budgeting huge sums of money for millitary hardware) , and they are loosing.
For idiots that usually like to argue blindly
https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2022/3/11/us-congress-gives-final-approval-to-13-6b-ukraine-aid-budget

US didn’t lose to taliban they took over that country for years and Biden made a political decision to withdraw. Ask yourself why did they go in- to catch Osama - which they did and the other reasons where secondary.

If Republicans had won they would have still been there.

To them there was nothing worth fighting for over why kill them selves over worthless talibans?

All of NATO is sending weApons to Ukraine but is it the full armory of the US, nope

U can’t compare US military to Ukraine,



US infantry is over 1 million. Ukraine is a small country

Ordinary citizens are even more skillful with weaponry than some country best marksman


The Modern world is controlled by the US. If US decide to shut down GPS, all of the Russian middles will be missing .


Very soon US will be able to intercept nuclear weapons they can only intercept IBMs for now.

If Germany and US work together on Russia 100%.

U will see how Russia will fall or pull
Out quickly. Germany is still buying Russia saga which is 70% of their income.

franchasng:
Military experts that have studied Russia and have collaborated with Russian army for years are saying Putin can't order use of nuclear weapon should NATO step in cos it will mean an end to Russia, so to what end? To please one man Putin? Some are saying such orders from Putin won't be carried out cos the army commanders know the huge consequences.


Meanwhile, if NATO had intervened militarily, Putin would have called for dialogue cos if he escalates, it means bombs and missiles will be dropping in Russian cities which will open his secrets to Russians he had been deceiving that there is no war going on in Ukraine. It will expose his deceit and cause Russians to revolt against him because they will know Putin just want to destroy the whole Russia for a needless war to massage his balls.



US President failed Ukrainians.


In 1994, US convinced Ukraine to hand over all their nuclear warheads to Russia, promising to protect them against any external aggression, even Russia promised never to invade Ukraine should Ukraine hand over their nukes to Russia. They deceived Ukraine.



If Ukraine had their nukes today, Russia wont dare invade them.


All Biden needed to do is to remind Russia of their agreement and the US promise to Ukraine in 1994 and that would back US to intervene militarily together with NATO.


Joe Biden is a coward, he allowed Putin’s empty barkings to intimidate him.



Joe Biden have bartered US image starting from his last year's sudden withdrawal of US army from Afghanistan leaving behind sophisticated US munitions for Taliban

That’s a gamble no body wants to take.

You don’t push a man to a corner who has a weapon he will use it as last resort.

NGArmyTerrorist:
This is what we had been saying "US is a terrorist, making other countries their slaves, imposing satanic laws upon them whether they like it or not " but thank God for Russia, China, North Korea for stood and said enough is enough! Take back your demonic civilization and let us be. They're are now Humble indeed, Russia made them feel so powerless, Putin is ready to face US if they ever tried nonsense in Ukraine "it is like a bait to get US and deal with them" but they're very smart by dodging the bullets of Putin the master planner!. By the time Russia gets through from the sanctions ,US will be like Saudi Arabia. Very neutral in interfering with other country's business..

This has weakened Russia more. America is less aggressive because of the implications of escalation which is World war 3. World war 3 will destroy the world economy apart from the millions that will die.

Ok the US preaches democracy etc which is their gospel and new colonization unlike Russia where Putin made himself life president, which system is better a democratic society or an oligarchy society with a life president as its head.


US was very instrumental in countries around the world adopt democracy which seems to be the fairest way to govern a nation

bakar007:
Same west for some reason doesn't want this war to end , they re using their puppet( that Ukranian clown) to stall negotiations while sending weapons to cause more deaths .

Ukraine has also been courting the west for investment and they also want more military power.

This is international chess on play. The west want to weaken Russia because he is a thug with weapons .

Dalil8:
For the first time in a very long time, the west are feeling really powerless.

It’s not like they are powerless but they know this can easily lead to nuclear war world war 3 mutiple millions will die.

If we play out the scenario NATO vs Russia. NATO wins but at what cost.

Just imagine the level of destruction.

We are talking nuclear war Hiroshima and Nagasaki was atomic bomb which is of lesser strength compared to nuclear

NewSoul:
No woman carries any useless grace. Stop all these superstition. If you like no hustle go marry babe with 2030 Pro max grace/destiny hunger go kill you. Grace ko Iyanu ni

Some ppl with weird reasoning. The person wey dash him son land of the son wey receive the land no be them get the grace?


David’s might get another girl
He is still
Young . That girl is just a baby mama .


To say davido no get money u think she will still stay?


A whole international artist

Musician wey Dey change woman like shirt

Okin biscuits short cake

Shortbread



The one I hate the most is Cabin biscuits especially when you buy it soft.

Nigerian poor packaging

Man U will rather man city win the league than Liverpool.

It’s like chosing which enemy u hate the most and that’s Liverpool.

Liverpool man hatred has been for so long b4 2008 man city where whipping boys.

Man city , Chelsea, Newcastle are benefiting from Sugar daddies . They are like women with fake asses all silicon boobs and asses

They didn’t build their club from the ground up through dominance or playing good soccer like Man U, Arsenal or Liverpool

HonNL:
SOURCE

Make dem no do this Ukraine president Westin dem don Samuel doe. From peace talks to capture by Russ and the execution.

To ship a container what the max amount of cars that can fit in?

If say 2 cars how much will that be ?

The cars are in Texas

Rossikk:
In Nigeria a man wearing Versace will look down on another wearing Aba-made clothes.

A woman will gladly pay 2 million naira for a Fendi or Gucci handbag, but scream blue murder when you charge her 100,000 naira for a locally made bag.

Local shoe and clothes/bags manufacturers have to label their products ''Made in Italy'', ''Made in China'', and even ''Made in India'', just to get NIGERIANS to buy them.

Pray, how will you ever develop, or become an advanced industrial power if you shun your local industrial products?

If you prefer to pay 1 million naira for a leather bag made in Italy, than pay 100,000 naira for an identical leather bag made in Nigeria?

That 1 million is going towards the already rich Italian economy (capital flight).

Money that should be oiling your economy.

Helping to expand your local industrial base.

Sending that money off to ITALY is a form of corruption.

The difference between you and the Chinese is that a Chinese man will rather buy an inferior ChinesE made version of a product than a similar one made in Germany or the USA or UK.

That was how their industries expanded - local patronage.

You are nation that loves to blame the government for all your problems.

Maybe it's also the government's fault that you reason like donkeys.

It’s not corruption per say but u are definitely not helping the economy.

Buhari wan watch their next match live in Abuja.

Starlight252:
Leave nepotism and corruption out now...

The whole world knows Nigeria is the giant of Africa...Our growth reflects the growth of the African Continent.
They view us as a threat that's why we became riddled with myriads of problems to stall our growth...

The youth who should be the leaders of tommorrow have been tucked into a life of unproductivity...

To the remaining sensible ones reading this, make sure your everyday steps contributes to the development of humanity.
It doesn't matter if the absolute majority are doing it wrong and getting away with it, take your steps to make a positive difference to your environment -immediate or general.

My2kobos

Giant of africa my ass .

Nigerians give themselves title to feel good but what does it rally mean

Who is the giant of Europe,Asia or America

absool:
I have been pondering, what is the intro salary of a civil/ structural engineer in an average comoany?

You should be looking for a place to learn if ur in entry level