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Abdulazeez99:
General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG) Pastor Enoch Adeboye has announced the church would proceed on a 63-day fast, Igbere TV reports.

In a Twitter thread on Sunday night, Adeboye said the fast would be in three phases of 21 days each.

He wrote:

https://twitter.com/PastorEAAdeboye/status/1348359497249681413?s=20

The RCCG had in October 2020 embarked on a 30-day fast.

which kind of fast and from what time to time

is 7-12miday fast
or 6am-6pm fast?

costandi:
Bro, don't bother giving me such an advise next time. I will not wear a mask, and my sanitisation isn't for the purpose of protecting me from COVID. I believe the Bible and not you!

MY LIFE IS HID WITH CHRIST, COVID CANT TAKE IT!

God said i should tell you

The prudent see danger and take refuge,
but the foolsh keep going and pay the penalty.

costandi:
Pastor dey remind us of the deadly nature of COVID instead of reminding us that Jesus died to save us from the deadly nature of COVID. I REFUSE TO LISTEN TO THIS!!!

then u dont love your family, this thing is real

Wetin make CNN and the rest dey shout Covid Covid

When this thing enter ur body e dey chop organs especially lungs.

Dont mind Pastor Chris and Oyedepo they are scammers
and Covid is coming for them just watch

wear ur mask and santise ur hands.

the mask is to stop infected ppl spreading it to the uninfected. so if eveybody wear mask he rate of spreading will stop.

NeoWanZaeed:
Ur lie dey smell. . So its true? 3 members of a family within a m0nth? . . This is serious

DEm don Catch Covid,

This thing don enter.


Thats why Western world is shouting , this thing is killing ppl like flies

Because it attacks respiratory system and without oxygen for 1 minute-you die

Kingosytex:
FFK na sharp man

I wish the baby well as he has began his own journey in this tough world.

Which kind sharp man- na useless man

At over 60 no self control

Imagine that baby with a father old enough to be his great grandfather

This FFK na fool why r u ppl publicizing his delusionary speech

Gerrard59:
You should not bother with that dude. He stays in the US, is an American yet discourages Nigerians from relocating.

Effing hypocrite.

He’s not discouraging, just saying the truth. Abroad is not home even if u have all the passports. You are still a 2nd class citizen

To a Nigerian life is all about money but trust me 2 secs before you die you will know there is more to life.

My uncle among first ppl who went to Canada in the 80s , relocating to badagry

The money they give you . Will be used for taxes, rent and bills.

No input no output . No be every work Dey pay all your bills. Some will pay half of ur house rent some will pay all.

As abroad fine reach many homeless.

Last time I traveled I went to fast food joint before I even throw the food into garbage. One homeless guy grab and eat my left over.

Some ppl Dey abroad but na naija dem destiny Dey but no patience.

Them for make an for naija with more focus, application and patience

By the time u reach 70 u will see some in naija are more well of with zero debt.


The west is designed to keep u in debt . You cannot get some jobs without credit score.


But ppl no go hear. It’s good but in the long run u might regret

sweetmelanin:
The way folks are running to Canada..I'm starting to get tempted myself.. I wonder how many people from UK have relocated there too..

..at the rate at which things are going, Nigerians will soon turn Ontario into Peckham

Trust dem don Dey cast the place already

With yahoo levels especially Toronto

Azmanaty:
The man is plain wicked and evil; and to top it all, he is very clueless

Buhari is just there as a puppet. He is incompetent president for this time.

Problem is Nigeria always choose the wrong person to be president.

Why did APC present him as the sole candidate knowing he is incompetent.

Being a president is a stressful job if done correctly because u are always planning and strategizing based on ur vision while ur appointees do the work.

Buhari is only interested the power and privileges.

He sleeps all day

davodyguy:
More like Alex and his funny awards

U know say e no pass Alex reports and his awards or beauty pageant.

Ict /it personality for doing what?quacks

Dominion202:
Keep deceiving urself with Covid-19
Useless pple

U no see as ppl Dey drop like flies.

Covid is killing ppl.

The party na for wedding.

Why una like wedding, is it because of free rice.

Authority1o1:
Okay...





Obesity could be the possible cause of his early demise...


Or too many green bottles.

Did u not read that it was kidney problem.

This covid is bad for people managing known and sometimes unknown sickness

Only miracle will save arsenal from losing this one.

NwaNimo1:
Slavery - child labour

In Germany and USA you will find under 16 boy that will pieces a car and troubleshoot.

Even small girl will replace your brake pads.


This should be for any child interested in engineering go and learn mechanic/ welding/ eletrican etc work.

By the time you finish university you will be a guru in the work place

unatryooh:
She should shut up and stop being ridiculous.

so shoving snow that takes less than 2 minutes is so life crushing that she sees it as a sacrifice?

Some people really knows how to nag.

If her full senses were working she would have known that people have been living there and other colder places for thousands of years. Even with the cold there are people who would still leave a safe warm climate and migrate to colder regions.

If not that she is chasing clout, she would have known that one of the "worst" places to live in is the tropical weather. Infested with bugs, mosquitoes, venomous reptiles and other disease carrying rodents ( almost all year round) before crying over cold weather that last not more than 6 months all together in a year.

She should stop nagging and come home, after all even with insecurity that she is complaining about, 200 millions Nigerians are still living in Naija.

Instead of being grateful to God for the opportunity she is here nagging.

Edit.

For those of your insulting me. Look up the number of people that died from heatwaves in the last years and compare to dying from cold.

Or the number of people dying from hunger or malaria (tropical disease) every year.

My point is life is not easy anywhere and shoving off snow off your car is a little inconvenience compare to what most people go through in lives everyday around the world.

When are we going to start appreciating God's favor in our lives?

Living in an extremely cold environment has a way of shutting down the body system.

It becomes uncomfortable


There has been cases where the door of your house has frozen under ice to become an ice.block and you can’t go inside or come outside.

90% of women are liability the 10% that are not liability want you to kiss there ass every second.

Marriage is a prison and death and divorce are the bail out.

Forget your mama and papa marriage. They preserve because of u the child/children

Nigerian women want to marry dangotes children or someone who don hammer. That’s y foreign women are snatching Nigerian guys because they understand you start small.


No Nigerian woman will agree to marry a man without a job/small business while foreign women will say keep looking you will find one soon or keep trying u will get there. I will take of both of us.


She wan show off for Facebook honey moon in palazzo Dubai or shopping in Milan

chaloskyx:
THERES ACTUALLY NOTHING BAD THERE NOW IF YOU HAD YOUR OWN OUTFIT IN KASTINA MAYBE YOUR 500 STUDENTS WOULD HAVE BEEN FOUND BY NOW AND YOU WONT BE WASTING TIME WAITING FOR AN INEPT FED GOVT TO SEND HELP. YOUR GOVERNMENT HAS FAILED DIRELY IN ITS RESPONSIBILITIES IN SECURING LIFE OF ITS CITIZENS. SO ITS JUSTIFIED FOR EVERY CITIZEN TO PROTECT THEMSELVES S HECK EVEN ON STREETS WE HAVE VIGILANTES BECAUSE THE NIGERIAN POLICE THEMSELVES ARE USELESS ANSD ARE MORE EFFECTIVE IN SECURING LIVES AND PROPERTYTHAN THE GOVERNMENT. WHAT YOU SEE HERE IS A RESULY OF A SYSTEMIC FALURE FROM THE PRESIDENCY DOWN TO THE GRASSROOTS.

If you think the so called northern leaders care about the kidnapped boys. I wil like have the weed ur smoking..

To them it’s allah will . Boko haram is been sponsored by the same northerners.
All the killings since 2011 uncountable

privaldo:
The immediate past Secretary-General of the Arewa Consultative Forum, Anthony Sani, has said he is not in support of regional outfits such as Amotekun in the South-West and the recently launched Eastern Security Network for the South-East.

Sani noted that what Nigeria needed to tackle insecurity was to empower the police by way of expansion of the workforce, training, equipment and motivation by salary increment – and not by creating regional outfits.

The ACF chief noted that northerners living in the South-South and South-East regions of the country would not be threatened by the creation of the Eastern Security Network created by the Indigenous People of Biafra.

Kanu had, on Saturday, launched the regional outfit via a live Facebook broadcast, which he explained, was necessitated by the current security situation in major parts of the country.

"He said the objective of the security network is to protect the regions from “Fulani criminal activities.”

According to the IPOB leader, the outfit is a replica of Amotekun launched by the South-West governors to curb insecurity in the region.

Speaking to SaharaReporters on Tuesday, Sani described Kanu as unfit to launch a security network.

He said, “This Kanu of the IPOB we are talking about; who is he to even launch a security outfit? What is his stand in the South-South and South-East? His group has been banned. He has run away, and he is afraid of coming to Nigeria, and you are saying he is announcing a security outfit. “To announce and operate where he is? The security outfit can’t even be implemented because he is not in Nigeria. So how can we be threatened by someone who is somewhere else and claiming he has an outfit in Nigeria?”

Speaking further, the Ex-ACF scribe said the police should be reformed by way of having enough number of adequately trained and properly equipped personnel to enable them to live up their mandate.

He added, “The problem of this country is the inadequate number of trained policemen who are well equipped. Other security outfits are also not well equipped; the numbers are not enough; they are not well trained; do you think they will perform magic?

“I am not really in favour of all these regional outfits. I am more towards empowering the police by way of number; who are well trained, equipped and well-motivated by way of salary allowance and logistics to secure the country.

“The issue is not the multiplication of security outfits but poor funding; ill equipping of those available.”

SOURCE: http://saharareporters.com/2020/12/15/arewa-consultative-forum-chief-attacks-kanu-over-creation-eastern-security-network

The fear of north is Nigeria breaking up

Politics over the country is there source of livelihood

Especially milking of the south.

Go check parastatals u will find one northern sucking it dry

How can this man be a SAN something ordinary secondary student in Art will explain.
Difference in parliamentary and republican system.

United Kingdom of Britain and Northern Ireland is different from federal republic of nigeria

nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos


https://www.independent.ng/british-parliament-cant-summon-queen-sagay-tells-nass/

We don’t run a monarchy and Britian is not a republic.

Are this the learned ppl in the country?

MeeztaFabulouz:
It is really terrible to feel suicidal all because of marriage. I use use to see different news of how people commit suicide because of relationships and I always felt it was so stupid to think of suicide just because of a fail relationship.

Now I have seen it all clear that depression is really very bad especially when you feel so depressed in a marriage you work so hard and do everything to protect and make your family happy. Its very painful when you know honestly inside your heart that you don't cheat on your wife, provide everything she wants for herself and the kids even when business is quite rough.

She has no conscience and no regard for our union and our home. I am a guy that don't think about looking at wife's phone or suspecting her for anything but then after our first child she changed completely and as of today I don't know were I stand anymore because of my kids. I opened a business for her just so that she won't be like a house wife but she has completely taken the business more important than the family and wake up 4am to start cooking and close 8pm at night. Stressing herself so much but always complaining business is not moving and she is not making any money.

I sponsor everything in the home though am not complaining because that's what a man should do, but she does not have regard for anything or appreciate anything I do. Can you imagine I give her money for feeding weekly even though she is running a food business, she buys few food stuffs in the house which can stay almost two weeks without us eating them because we basically feed from food she cooks in her restaurant. I decided not to bother myself and just give her money to always ensure her business is moving and at least food will not be a problem for us.

One faithful day, I decided to check her phone because I observed a certain strange behavior about her and how she likes to off her phone at night or sometimes when I am around. I saw different chats with some two guys she claimed one was her ex boyfriend that just likes to check on her once in a while, and the other guy was someone I remember like coming to eat in her restaurant but she said they went to school together and he is working with a construction company doing a building project close to her restaurant. She also claimed that when they were in school he was asking her out even till they fished school but she preferred her ex boyfriend to him and when she had issues with her ex that was when I came into her life.

If the story she told me is true or not, I wasn't really bothered anymore because I know its normal for a woman you met at 26 years to have met other guys before you and obviously still has guys that don't respect people's marriage and still do anything to sleep with a married woman. But my paid now is because I feel so respected by many of the things she does and when I think of divorce, I only feel for my kids who will now have to grow up with another man or having to visit their mum and see her with another man.

Recently I have become so depressed that I have been thinking of suicide so that my kids will know their dad is no more rather than knowing that their dad is still alive but can only be with either daddy or mummy and not as a complete family. My depression is getting worse especially when I think about all I have done for her and the kids just to always make them happy but in return, she doest appreciate or even have any regard anymore for what is called "FAMILY"

Over 7 years now and at this point I really feel suicidal. Please I really need help because I make this big mistake.

My brother the most foolish thing u will do is commit suicide . After 6 months when u go all manners of guys go Dey shine her Congo.

If u love her give her a stern warning and tell her to disconnect from those guys or else ur marriage is over.
U have to be upset with her. Don’t need to beat her.

Then u too will monitor her. No be every time u go Dey check her phone o.

I trust u set no holy pass.


Marriage is a prison and sometimes to know we r alive we trying to escape or attempt.

When children r involved it’s no longer about u anymore

zenbancrofti:
Am 24y/o and of recent have been soberly reflecting on my life because seriously there's been lot of letdown and all. I feel I can do more so I need heartfelt advice from the experienced folks here. Thanks

Make sure you nack well well now but stay focus on education or business whichever u do.
You at the peak of you gbolons.

At 24 you can nack and cum and continue nacking by the time you reach 30-40 u go dey find kolaq agbo up and down.

An all this KOLAAGBO DEY Kill liver

zoputa:
It is true that NYSC time is a time of freedom and a time of fun, but there are some exaggerations to this...

If I am lying, let any Corp member oppose my statement. NYSC is made to look like people get sex littered all over the place, and to make it look like Various married women sleep around there. I can tell you one truth. This is a hyped statement. You do not get sex anyhow from NYSC ladies, neither is there reckless sex in the camp...

All these statements of reckless sex in CAMP or after CAMP is not totally true, as some corpers know I am saying the truth. If I am telling a lie, ask many NYSC guys if they got sex freely from NYSC girls.

Many NYSC ladies are not cheap, so do not think you will see free sex anyhow in CAMP or after CAMP. Where I served, we had corper ladies that no corper guy ever touched...

Please shun these hyp to prevent being disappointed in NYSC. Go and serve Nigeria well.

Forget o I for.k tire for NYSC. Depends on you

But if u go chasing after it u won’t get it. Just a natural thing.

Some ppl it’s after nysc

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck

Niggarr!!

I see naive niggarrs talking crap just like this pussy interim president, thats why the niggarr is interim.

Probably from a financial point of view, you'd make a case, but from a sporting discretion, you'd let Messi go at your own peril.

The way forward is simple, they need a shrewd president that would create a financial ease while keeping Messi in the midst of their humongous debt.

They have reduced their wage bill to an extent and while also negotiating for pay cuts of over €120m, which is a win for them in the financial mess created as a result of the pandemic.

It is pertinent that the next president must strive to keep Messi. I mean Messi is Barcelona as Barcelona is Messi.

I said what I said.

The GOAT by the way, Maradona dey learn!

Maradona played for Barca and left, Johan cruff played for barca and left. Ronaldinho, Romario, Ronaldo R9 etc. SO many too name played and left.

Barca has sucked everything out of Messi.

People are holding on to past glory but as you know in football like in boxing too father time dey go and you are less of the player.


Barca need to move away from Messi and let him live.

Messi dont want to regret being a 1 club player. let him go to Inter Milan or Man City.

For his Legacy and nots Barcas greed.

backbone503:
Rohr lacks tactical depth. He has been with the us for sometime now and still hasn't impacted on the team. He doesn't even have a first-11.

No such thing as 1st eleven, with first eleven any good coach can neutralize your team.

Even 94 eagles had no 1st 11.

Maybe 6/7 sure starters similar to this team.


The real story is we have average players right now

Maradona because

- 1 at a world cup tournanment
-2 the pitch at that world cup was bad compared to nou camp pitch
-3 in the hot afternoon of mexico sun compared to cool night in barcelona
-4 determination of diego
-5 the english players hated diego because he scored hand of god minutes earlier

Yungstallion:
Some girls have eyes for guys with good and quality things. They easily fall for guys that meet up to their standards, they find it hard to resist them. 

A guy that doesn't possess what most of these girls want, will find it hard to win the girl over. Nowadays, the standards and taste of most girls are high and only guys that can meet up with their taste and standards will easily win them over without stressing themselves

Most girls find it hard to resist guys with these 5 things, number 4 is common.

1. Guys that are caring and nice.
Girls have a very elegant heart unlike guys, they are easily driven by what they see. When a guy shows them, love, take care of them nicely and sweetly, they will easily find it hard to resist them when the guy asks them out. Girls find it hard to resist guys that are caring and nice.

2. Guys that know much about them.
When you're too close with a girl, you almost do everything together, and you're always together, if you ask her out, she will find it hard to resist you. Since you know almost everything about her, she will see no reason for you guys not to be together. Girls will find it hard to resist guys that know much about them.

3. Guys that are God-fearing.
Girls find it hard to resist guys that are God-fearing. If you are a guy and you play a very important role in the church, girls will always want to be around you. They know a God-fearing guy will never hurt them physically and he will never make things hard for them. God-fearing guys will always be irresistible to girls.

4. Guys with cool cash.
Who doesn't like money? I don't think there is any girl that will resist any guy with money, even if her heart is like a stone. "Money isn't everything, but everything needs money" and that's why girls find it hard to resist guys with cool cash. Don't be deceived, if you don't have money, you will find it hard to maintain your relationship.

5. Guys with swags.
A guy that knows how to dress well, look good, will find it easy to win a girl over. You see, girls like it when a guy has swags, they fall for it big time. Girls find it hard to resist guys with swags.
Add yours.

just be your self and you will definetinly find the one for you.

Swag no be gra gra ..u either have it or not and na follow come.

Na small boi write this thing i know

its means you will be paid during the vacation period and after that dont come back again.

Terminal leave= final leave before final discharge.

THey give it to retirement ppl.
FOR EXAMPLE/
Say your retirement/layoff date is 1/1/2021

From December 7 to DEc 30 you are on 3 weeks terminal leave and your retire /layoff on the 1st of JanuARY.

CGMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1372887/south-south-governors-meet-gambari-table-demands-photos/

This governors mumu

1st-oil companys will not move their HQ there because na adminstration ppl full there.

The engineering or operations is already in the south south

the remaining in lagos shey una wan kidnap them

lets see if u force them they r private companies and prefer to stay in lagos

thebosstrevor1:
I saw something today but i cant fault Tinubu for it.

Some government properties are named after tinubu and his children.
E.g Tinubu market, folasade tinubu ojo complex

This is not tinubu doings but his political followers who are overzealous local government chairmen and councilmen in a bid to get political favors.

But the way things are going 2023 election in lagos is gonna be tough

Tinubu
Square is not named after this politican but a famous trader who lived many decades ago.


In fact tinubu adopted the name of that family. His real name is not tinubu.