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Ramadan: Look Out For
Newmoon Today – Sultan
Tells muslims
https://www.nairaland.com/994452/ramadan-look-out-newmoon-today

Azidogen2: mr animal, you are the WISEST BABOON ON EARTH!

Please if you get nothing upstairs to say, spear us the space. Isn't it time to go to school?

Da infamous: dont be a fool SE has enough lands and space stop playing old Nigerian politics propaganda, secondly if they retaliate the whole Hausa/Fulani in east will be floating in river Niger mark my word on that,they should know what is good for them...

You must be a first class m0m0. I am very sure you don't even know the name of your state let alone locating on a map. Where is the land in SE?
So after attacking the fulanis and playing the victim's card you are saying you will kill all the Hausa/fulanis is SE should the fulanis return fire. What do you expect to happen to your igbo kinsmen up north, who despite all odds prefer to stay there than return to their bush in SE? Bunch of coward.

Those bigots calling for the annihilation of the fulanis, know not who the fulanis are. Apart from the hausas, no other tribe indigenous to Nigeria has presence in almost all west African countries as indigenous tribe except the fulanis. From Senegal to Mali, Niger, Nigeria and even Cameron which is in central Africa. The beroms, where do you find them? In few LGs of Plateau state. The igbos, where do you find them? In a small landlocked conner of SE Nigeria. So what do you think you can do to them? Even with the full support of the state government, the beroms have failed to chaise the fulanis away talkless of these defited runaway biafran soldiers. You just wokeup, killed a fulaniman and his cow and expect them not to return fire. And when they return fire, you are quick to go to the internet and other media saying fulanis attack so and so. Hypocrites.

Ogbonaikenna: why the hatred for the igbos?

Why the hatred for the fulanis?

Comptroller General of the
Nigerian Immigration Service
Mrs. Rose Uzoma yesterday
disclosed that those involved
in the Boko Haram
insurgency were Nigerians
contrary to insinuations that
foreigners were behind the
activities of the sect.
Speaking when she appeared
before the House of
Representatives joint
Committee on Petroleum
Upstream and Navy which is
investigating the
“unprecedented upsurge” in
crude oil theft yesterday,
Uzoma said no official
confirmation has been made
on the participation of
foreigners in Boko Haram
attacks.
“I’m not aware as of today, if
any case of foreigner
entering this country through
the sea ports that have been
proved to have been
engaged in Boko Haram
activities. Let me use this
opportunity please to say this
fact, it has become common
place that whenever there is
an attack, it is usually
assumed that the people
involved are foreigners,” she
said while responding to
question from the committee
on the roles service is playing
to stop influx of foreigners
who have been linked to
Boko Haram.
“The Nigerian Immigration
Service is the only agency
statutorily empowered to
make public
pronouncements on
personality of persons. When
people see dead bodies on
the ground, they say they are
illegal immigrants; any attack
is attributed to illegal
immigrants. I will like to
inform you that we have
come across on a very few
cases of involvement of
nationals of neighbouring
countries in these incidents.
“There was a case of a report
of 68 Chadians that were
arrested who were
supposedly involved in the
bomb attack in Kano and I
have to send my officers to
interview the supposed
Chadians. It turned out that
there was no single Chadian
amongst them rather we
came across one Malian and
a Ghanaian. Those two
ECOWAS nationals did not
have anything whatsoever to
do with the bomb attack,”
she said
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php/news/171945-foreigners-not-involved-in-boko-haram-attacks-immigration-boss

Birth control because our population is too much? I now understand the reason behind the introduction of Boko Haram- to reduce our population. Now that BH has failed to enter the south, law must be used to complement their job. GEJ/PDP the real boko haram- A. Azazi.

The owner of an Italian firm,
Gitto Construzioni General
which donated church
building to President
Goodluck Jonathan’s
community, Otuoke in
Bayelsa State, Domenico
Gitto, has died yesterday in
Abuja.
Daily Trust was told
yesterday that Gitto was at
the Ministry of Niger Delta to
see the Minister of Niger
Affairs Elder Goodsday
Orubebe when he collapsed
and died.
But a reliable source from
the ministry, who pleaded for
anonymity, confirmed that
the deceased was at the
ministry but did not die
there.
“I was around when he came
to the ministry. He did not
die at the ministry but was
taken to the hospital where
he died,” the source said.
Sources close to the Italian
businessman, however, said
he has been troubled for
sometime owing to the huge
debt piled up by his company
in Nigerian banks.
“The company has been
having legal battles with
some Nigerian banks over
failed debts it owes,” a
source said.
Union Bank, said to be the
largest creditor of Gitto, is
allegedly owed N10 billion
and is reported to have
seized some of the
company’s construction
equipment.
Gitto is also said to owe
Diamond Bank N6 billion and
the bank had reportedly sued
Gitto.
FCMB had also written to the
Federal Ministry of Works
asking that all money to be
paid to Gitto by the ministry
be paid to the bank,
amounting to over N5billion.
It is not clear if Gitto agreed
to build the church edifice in
order to seek for favours
from Jonathan and probably
be able to pay its debt.http://dailytrust.com.ng/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=170189:jonathans-church-donor-gitto-dies-in-abuja&catid=1:news&Itemid=2

@Op, you Don spoil GEJ's fresh air wey de blow for Nija. The last time I laugh was in Dec 2011 before fresh air come too much for Naija!!!! Now I dey laugh non stop. Buhahaha, buhahaha, ..

civilserva: That's screen problem, take it to Tecno service center at Ikeja for screen replacement if you're in Lagos.

Thanks for the suggestion. The owner isn't in Lagos.

Boko Haram
crisis started
like any other
protest, but it
seems to have come to
stay. Why is it difficult for
security agencies to crush
the sect in few well-
coordinated operations? It
is not clear, but below are
some of the reasons.
1. Extrajudicial killings:
This is the primary source
of the violence. At least,
that is what the sect has
continued to harp upon.
Its leader, Mohammed
Yusuf, was killed while in
police custody, and many
members of the group
have been killed by
security personnel in a
manner that has kept
human rights
organisations raising
alarm.
2. Access to lethal
weapons: The sect seems
to have unfettered access
to deadly weapons,
including bomb-making
materials in spite of the
closure of Nigeria’s
borders and the alertness
of security forces.
3. Detention of suspects
without trial: This is
another argument by
Boko Haram. They claim
hundreds of their
members are detained in
various police cells and
prisons without trial.
There was a speculation
that government may
have built a special
detention camp for
arrested members of the
sect. Boko Haram has
asked for detained
members to be set free by
government.
4. Poor understanding of
the sect by government:
Close to three years after
it went violent, there is no
evidence that security
operatives clearly
understand the
philosophy, the leadership
structure and operational
schemes of the sect. This
is in spite of the fact that
many supposedly leaders
of the group are in the
custody of security
agencies.
5. Unguarded utterances
by government agents:
Top security chiefs in the
country have made
utterances that experts in
the intelligence
community have tagged as
unguarded. Statements
like ‘Boko Haram’s days
are numbered’ have
angered the group and, in
response, Boko Haram
has attacked sensitive
locations across the
country.
6. Lack of commitment
to dialogue: Many
elements have called for
dialogue between
government and the sect,
but there seems to be no
commitment on the part
of government and the
sect to discuss. For one,
the group remains faceless
and has continued to
make impossible
demands, like asking for
the North to be ruled by
Shariah.
7. Suspected complicity
of security agencies:
Though this has not been
proved, there is the
suspicion that some
security agents may be
associated with the group.
President Jonathan once
mentioned that Boko
Haram had infiltrated his
government.
8. Lack of trust for JTF:
The group has thrived,
mainly because the
communities where it
operates don’t trust the
Joint Task Force enough
to give it intelligence
information. There are
reports that some who
gave security agencies
information were killed,
hence residents are afraid,
not only of Boko Haram,
but also of giving
information to security
agents.
9. Poor intelligence: This
is associated with No.8.
Security agencies don’t
seem to have the kind of
intelligence needed to
tackle the sect, hence it is
perceived that Boko
Haram is always five
steps ahead of security
operatives.
10. Rivalry among
security agencies: In spite
of the concerns raised
about this, there is still
evidence that security
agencies are not
coordinated. The SSS,
police, NIA, Immigration,
may not be collaborating
properly. The fact that
government disputed a
warning by the American
intelligence that there was
an imminent bomb attack
on Abuja showed that the
agencies were not
working in tandem with
the world intelligence
community.
11. Support of foreign
fundamentalist groups:
There is the suspicion that
Boko Haram gets support
from other groups like the
Al-Qaeda. Though this has
not been confirmed, it is a
strong hypothesis in the
security circle.
12. Political suspicion:
Government suspects that
Boko Haram is backed by
powerful politicians from
the North. That has not
been proved, but as
National Security Adviser
Azazi made an allusion to
it in Port Harcourt at the
weekend, this aspect
seems to be foremost on
the minds of those in
government.
13. Greed:
Unfortunately, Boko
Haram crisis has become
an avenue for few
Nigerians to access
government money. Both
federal and state
governments are spending
a lot of money on the
purchase of security
gadgets and maintaining
security forces. Those who
benefit from these may
not want the crisis to end
quickly.
14. Different ‘kinds’ of
Boko Haram: There seems
to be political, criminal
and real Boko Haram
sects at the moment. This
means anyone can claim
to be Boko Haram, hence
it’s possible for
government to be dealing
with the wrong group in
the search for a solution
to the crisis.
15. Porous borders:
Nigeria’s borders have
remained porous, in spite
of emergency rule in over
a dozen local
governments areas and
the closure of borders.
This is evident in the
suspicion that foreign
mercenaries and weapons
that aid violent attacks are
coming in and going out
of the country without let
or hindrance.
16. Distrust for the elite
in the North:
Unfortunately, the sect
does not seem to have
respect for the northern
elite, making it difficult to
actually call Boko Haram
to order. Traditional
rulers, government
officials and elder
statesmen may have
found it difficult to
approach them because
Boko Haram does not
trust them.
17. Religious suspicion
in Nigeria: Until recently,
there has been religious
suspicion in the country.
Some Christians thought
Boko Haram was an
attempt to Islamise the
country, while some
Muslims feel
marginalised. However,
recently, there seems to be
a resolve that the crisis is
not primarily religious.
18. Disunity in the
country: Unfortunately,
many Nigerians do not see
the Boko Haram crisis as a
national problem. Many
see it as a problem of the
‘Muslim North’. The way
government attempts to
solve it is perceived to be
half-hearted. If
government dialogued
with Niger Delta militants
and granted them
amnesty, why wouldn’t
government dialogue with
Boko Haram?
19. Poverty: The poverty
level in the North is high.
It has led to massive
unemployment and
apparently, provided a
huge number of youths
who, when indoctrinated,
become potential
members of Boko Haram.
20. Strong conviction:
Surprisingly, many youths
who are members of the
sect have a strong
conviction that they are
doing a noble job. It may
take a lot of efforts to re-
educate them to enable
them understand the
damage the group has
done to the Nigerian state.
http://sundaytrust.com.ng/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=10030:20-reasons-why-boko-haram-crisis-may-not-end-soon&catid=57:cover&Itemid=126

Worshippers at Fagge
Juma’at mosque in Kano
today discovered a high
calibre explosive device
within the mosque’s
premises minutes to the
commencement of Friday
prayer.
The explosive, which was
packed in a bag was detected
around 1:40pm, when the
mosque’s imam was
preparing to lead the Friday
prayer, which was attended
by thousands of Muslim
faithful.
Eyewitnesses said the prayer
was however postponed to
allow police bomb disposal
unit to detonate the device.
Daily Trust learnt that the
bomb was detonated by
security agents within the
premises of the mosque,
which is one of the biggest
Muslims places of worship in
the state, before prayers
were resumed.
Kano State Police Command
Friday said four persons had
been arrested in connection
with the foiled attempt to
bomb the mosque.
In a statement issued by its
spokesperson, DSP Rilwanu
M. Dutse, the command gave
the names of the suspects as
Saminu Haruna, Salisu
Adamu, Abdullahi
Mohammed and Lawal
Sa’idu, adding that they were
apprehended by people in
the area.
“The Kano State Police
Command has successfully
evacuated and detonated a
bomb planted at Fagge
Juma’at Mosque. The bomb
was concealed in a polythene
bag. The committee of the
mosque alerted the police
and immediately deployed its
anti bomb disposal unit and
detonated the time bomb
without causing casualty or
damage,” said Dutse.
He added, “The public are
advised to ensure all hand
bags, plastic bags, Ghana-
must-go bags or polythene
bags are kept at safe distance
before allowing people
coming for prayers have
access into places of
worship.”
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=165773:timed-bomb-found-in-kano-jumaat-mosque&catid=1:news&Itemid=2

Francuiz: Really guys. I don't knw why whenever there's a blast we keep on insulting d president. If you were to b in his shoe's wat wil u do

I will simply and honorably resign. That's all.

Can anyone help. A friend's phone, Tecno T8 touch screen is no longer responding as it used to do. Has tried calibration and restoring factory settings but didn't work. Your suggestions are welcomed.

Five persons are feared killed
in Kujama market riot in
Chikun local government
area of Kaduna State.
A staff of Chikun local
government council, who
craved for anonymity, said
the incident happened as a
result of an argument
between a Christian boy and
a Muslim woman.
“The riot started as a result
of an argument between a
Christian boy and a Muslim
woman in Kujama market;
the boy bought eggs from
the Muslim woman. We don’t
know what happened, but
they started arguing; and the
argument later turned into
violence between supporters
of both parties. I can tell you
now that five people were
killed right in my presence
while several others were
injured”, he said.
Kaduna police commissioner,
Mohammed Jinjiri Abubakar,
confirmed the incident,
saying however that
everything was under
control.
http://dailytrust.com.ng/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=165658:five-feared-killed-in-kujama-market-riot&catid=1:news&Itemid=2

cyril83: look @ diz baS.tar.ds...u even have tym to post on NL while ur brodas r busy throwing bomb arnd....atleast all these pastors r still beta than ur criminal brodas

See wahala in dis olo.do xtian extremist. I can see that you need deliverance from these men of gods too not from evil sprite just like your sister who killed her niece as directed by by the "holy spirit".
https://www.nairaland.com/883666/holy-spirit-asked-me-kill

kagel: what did u call the reporter Mohamed!1 heemmm!!! this Muslims don come again the bomb no do una, na to arrest pastor on revival grand
God will
have mercy on u people

What do Muslims got to do with this. The person who was duped by the men of gods and reported the case to police was a Christian. Even the pastors didn't deny that 419 is a survival tactics.
Leave Muslims out of this please.

Kogi State
Police Command has
paraded seven persons
for allegedly posing as
bishop, pastors and
prophets during a
revival programme in
Lokoja, capital of Kogi
State.
Those paraded include
Bishop Bamidele
Abraham of Eagle
Kingdom Church,
Lokoja and Pastors
Chucks Ingalis Kelvin,
Chinedu Okosisi,
Samson Prince, Osita
Chuckwu, Samuel Ike
and Nnenanaya
Anthony Ikechukwu.
They were said to have
come from Port
Harcourt, Rivers State
into Lokoja.
State Commissioner of
Police, Muhammed
Kastina who paraded
the suspects said they
were arrested while
conducting
‘deliverance’ for people
at a revival programme
organised by one of
them in Lokoja.
According to
Muhammed, Bishop
Bamidele who is the
pastor-in-charge of
Eagle Kingdom Church,
Lokoja was said to have
contacted Pastor Chuks
from Port Har-court to
help raise money for
his book launch.
Sources said Chucks,
who was an expert in
such ventures came
with members of his
team, some of who
acted like mermaid;
deaf and dumb
persons while others
claimed to have been
afflicted with other
sicknesses during the
revival to sway the
sympathy of those in
attendance.
However, a member of
the congregation who
felt uncomfortable with
the way the pastors
were conducting the
deliverance, reported
them to the police
which moved in swiftly
and arrested the
suspects.
One of the suspects,
Pastor Chuks, however
defended his action
saying, “This is not
robbery, its pure
professionalism. Every
profession has its own
way of surviving. The
police have their own
way, the lawyers have
their own way; even
you journalists have
your own way; what I
did is pure business
and survival instinct.’’
Also, Pastor Osita
Chukwu who posed as
mermaid said she was
promised N16, 000
while leaving Port
Harcout to Lokoja but
they only got N1, 000
pending the conclusion
of the botched revival
programme.

Source: http://dailytrust.com.ng/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=165374%3Aas-jtf-boko-haram-battle-ragesblasts-gunfire-rock-damaturu&catid=2%3Alead-stories&Itemid=8

Many people, including
civilians, attackers and
operatives of various security
agencies were feared killed
yesterday when over a dozen
high profile bombs exploded
and gunmen fired gunshots
for several hours in many
parts of Damaturu, the Yobe
State capital, witnesses said.
Residents said crisis erupted
around 5.00pm and
continued unabated, a
development that forced the
state capital to a standstill as
people scampered for safety
while thick smoke and raging
flames enveloped the skies.
According to witnesses, the
Joint Task Force (JTF) had
engaged the attackers
numbering over 100 in a gun
dwell into the night. One
report said the attackers
were heading for the private
residence of the state
governor, Alhaji Ibrahim
Gaidam, while another report
said they were heading for
the governor’s official
residence along Maiduguri
Road.
Commander of the JTF in
Yobe State, Colonel Dahiru
Abdulsalam, confirmed that
there was an attack in
Damaturu yesterday, but that
his men were on top of the
situation.
“We are on top of the
situation...We actually
arrested a member of the
Boko Haram who was about
planting an explosive
somewhere,” he said.
He said JTF operatives had
also discovered a hideout of
the sect members at a
primary school in Sabon
Fege. “We have mobilized our
men to the site,” he said.
No group claimed
responsibility as at press
time but the attacks mirrored
the pattern of onslaught
being perpetrated by
members of the Jama’atu
Ahlis Sunna Lidda’awati Wal
Jihad, also known as Boko
Haram.
Sources said yesterday’s
clamp down was sparked off
by the arrest of a suspected
member of the Boko Haram
earlier in the day in
Damaturu, who allegedly
died in custody of security
operatives.
It was also learnt from
reliable sources that about
25 members of the Boko
Haram sect were arrested at
Yindiski area in Potiskum,
120km away from the state
capital.
A source at the Sani Abacha
Specialist Hospital, Damaturu
confirmed that trouble
started at the hospital
around 5pm when some
soldiers took a suspected
member of the sect to the
hospital for treatment.
“He was brought to the
Accident and Emergency
section with some bullet
wounds for treatment. He
was alive when they brought
him. However, when we were
about treating him, we heard
endless gunshots behind the
perimeter fence of the
hospital. Some of the
soldiers mobilized to the
direction of the gunshots and
fired back while the
remaining soldiers took the
suspect away,” the source
said.
“It was from here that the
fighting escalated to many
parts of the city in what
looked like a series of
coordinated attacks,” the
source added.
Speaking in low voices, many
residents told Daily Trust by
phone that yesterday’s attack
may likely be more
devastating than the
November 4th, 2011
spontaneous attacks in
Damaturu which left many
people dead and reduced
many buildings and symbols
of authority to shreds.
Resident Maryam Ali said
there was fighting between
suspected gunmen and
operatives of the Joint Task
Force at Sabon Fegi area
where the private residence
of Governor Ibrahim Gaidam
is located.
Sounds of blasts and
gunshots soon manifested in
other areas, including
Nayinawa, Gwange, Gashua
Road, Ali Marami as well as
settlements in the western
and eastern bypass of
Damaturu.
“I am afraid to tell you that
the assailants have probably
attacked the governor’s
private house in Sabon Fegi,”
Mohammed Sani, a resident
of the area said, adding that
he saw a thick smoke from
the direction of the house
where Governor Gaidam
stays with his family.
Daily Trust also gathered
that a police outpost located
close to the governor’s
private residence was
destroyed by the ravaging
explosives of the gunmen.
The number of people killed
and those injured could not
be ascertained as at the time
of filing this report.
“It will not be possible to
bring any corpse now
because as I am talking to
you, sounds of gunshots still
rent the air and we have
many outpatients that have
been trapped here,” the
source at the hospital, who
spoke to our correspondent
around 9.20pm said.

Damaturu, capital of Yobe State presently under gun and bomb attacks. More details soon.

ogugua88: So what happens to the unqualified president?

Immediate Expulsion from Aso Rock Villa.

noblezone: Also, Boko haram is not trying to seize the country from Mr. President because the country is not his personal property. We all know what has been happening in Nigeria since it was invented by Lord Luggard, blaming Jonathan for the crimes against humanity committed by the Jihardists is pure irresponsibility. The butchery industry of Northern Nigeria did not start with Jonathan and will not stop with him. Mohammed the founder of Islam butchered, Usman Dan Fodio the father of Islam in Nigeria butchered, and the story continues...

This shows that you're as dumb as Jonadumb. Ignorant but yet arrogant. Where did you learn that Dan Fodio is the father of Islam in Nigeria? Tell me when did they butchered your father? Here you are arguing with whom you called children but yet you can't make your point to conviance them. Please defend your incompetent president if you can. If you have anything against islam go to the religion section and post or start a new thread on that. Ignoramus.

1- Video Of Lady Caught With Guns In Bag Of Garri At Numan LGA, Adamawa
https://www.nairaland.com/914471/video-lady-caught-guns-bag/3#10605167

2- Boko Haram: Benin City Cafe Operator Emails Threats In Boko Haram’s Name
https://www.nairaland.com/894285/boko-haram-benin-city-cafe#10405562[b]

3- Police HQ Interrogates Bauchi Church Bombers[/b]
https://www.nairaland.com/891604/police-hq-interrogates-bauchi-church#10378346

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https://www.nairaland.com/889046/jos-church-attacker-suicide-bomber#10358257

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https://www.nairaland.com/887592/military-church-member-killed-fellow#10345416

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https://www.nairaland.com/883666/holy-spirit-asked-me-kill/2#10315205

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https://www.nairaland.com/880352/9-christians-caught-attempting-bomb/5#10290498

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https://www.nairaland.com/883493/robbers-attack-first-generation-bank#10306449

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https://www.nairaland.com/836296/ethnic-clashes-ebonyi-another-slaughter/4#9874746

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http://economicconfidential.net/new/features/865-jean-herskovits

11- Attempts To Set Church Ablaze In Bayelsa By Man Dressed In Turban
https://www.nairaland.com/834547/attempts-set-church-ablaze-bayelsa/2#9857457

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https://www.nairaland.com/822335/we-kill-all-muslims-niger/5#9749520

The Jama’atu Nasril Islam (JNI) yesterday said Christians are also involved in sophisticated terrorism in Nigeria just as it expressed concern over the way serious security issues are being handled with at the expense of the citizens in the country.

JNI in a statement by its Secretary General Dr. Khalid Abubakar Aliyu said had Mr. John Alaku Akpavan, the man arrested at Radio House Abuja on Monday with grenades, were to be a Muslim, the story would have been different. “Since he is a Christian, he is either insane or incapacitated; but if he were a Muslim, he is a terrorist, Boko Haram or a fundamentalist”, it said.

“All thanks are due to Allah the Most High for vindicating the JNI because some times in February, 2012 we made a press release demanding explanations from the CAN President on why some Christians are arrested in Muslim attires/dressing while attempting to bomb or commit act of terrorism.

“Few of such were the cases of one Lydia Joseph (the failed bomber of St. John Catholic Cathedral) of Bauchi State who attempted to bomb a church; the man arrested in Bayelsa State was also in turban, and the Gombe case. Again we were astonished to hear of one Augustine Effiong in connection with BUK bomb attack.”

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=163268:christians-are-also-involved-in-terrorism-in-nigeria-jni&catid=1:news&Itemid=2

achi4u: u de mind that ju-man.
ifuro ka imi na onu di ya:-

English please!!!!!!

Biafra4tharmy: Na craze the worry you. Mad man

Look at this day dreamer!!! Abi you be the moderator? Go carry your AK47 and face the Nigerian Army so that you go die a desgraceful death like your grandpa.