₦airaland Forum

Hannibal:
@ Rad,

Don't laugh!!!!

At least i have proven Wokeyim didn't invent this formular. . . .
Women have been doing it since the plagues of Egypt.

So, basically you're saying we should continue to live like in the days men made fire by rubbing two stones? Where's Debo, his bush wife has finally surfaced

Poster, don't be too shocked. Either the Embassy didn't explain the procedure to you or you skipped to mention they did and jumped to the conclusion that it's impossible.

It's possible for your wife to obtain Nigerian citizenship when she meets the criteria.

lmao. . .

Hannibal:
PEACE. . . . .PEACE, not WAR!!!!!

No war, J. Just disappointed to find women who reason like Miss Trap.

Wokeyim:
(2) Seems to me some people will rather be called Mrs somebody and be miserable than be single and have their sanity Yes, because that's what society, including you, demands of women
(3) I guess you have never been in a marriage where you're absolutely miserable? Yes, i'd rather be in a "miserable" marriage than be a single mother!

It's your choice foolish woman!! U such a disgrace to women. How could you say this?

One last word, you'd better bury that your futile strategy than get into a miserable marriage. You have no idea what you want to get yourself into!! Go ask the married ones, were.

Wokeyim:
People like Radiant are probably bareen, that's why she can't dream nor think of falling pregnant for a guy before marriage. Guys, beware of girls like Radiant. That's why its good to marry someone whó got pregs for u, because some of these women like Radiant who claim "I can't do it" have good reasons not to do it. They've probably been through so many abortions (because the father of the baby won't marry them) that they can't dream of the posssibilty of this. Ten years after marriage now, no issues and they begin to find solace in spiritual homes!!

Wasn't necessary, babe. U such a shame bag

Eyaaa. . . poor children

_Tiffy!!

It's not about being carried away. . .it's just a flipping name. It doesn't mean he loves you more than when he calls your name Wetin concern name concern love? Don't be deceived abeg

. . . until the color of a man's skin is of no more significance than the color of his eyes

Abeg nobody should pick my cell phone, boyfriend or husband. Don't need all those crazy questions ringing non stop in my ears

I won't pick his anywayz even if he wants me to. If you can't answer your call then let it pass

This is so embarrassing to say the least. However,

According to an Air Traffic Controller, FAAN cut electricity supply to NAMA and the Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN) had not supplied electricity to the airport since Monday, as the company said that it was providing service to other areas of Lagos .

How concerned they are

Heavenly Father!!! Writing 'essays' in IBO?? _{Call me when you translate}

Dakore:
that's silly

so "mom" is a new word for girlfriend?
then, what's the new word for mother?

Mom is not the new word for girlfriend. Ain't nothing silly about a guy callin me "mom". Been there and I enjoyed it. Why u making it sound as if he's callin u a bitch

Relax and enjoy jare.

gabrywyl:
So you're okay with your boyfriend calling you mom and then you will act like his mother? Cause I know mothers are the ones whom born you and take care of you in a motherly way. No sex and no intimacy feeling so for him to call you mother, don't you find that awkward?

I'm very okay with it. I actually like it and hell no that don't make me "act like his mother" It's just the way he feels like callin you. Habaa. . . y'all calm down

You want to tell me that when your man calls you "honey" or "sweetheart", you actually act like one??

Good you've been in control so far. Keep it up or be ready for people like Wokeyim

Hannibal:
I don't even know how women set such traps. . . . .
Technically, i believe an act of unprotected sex must have been established before such traps can work. . .
If that is so, then a man is as responsible for falling into such traps as the woman setting it. . . . . .
Why shag a babe in SKINDIVE mode when u have no intentions whatsoever to marry her?? Thatz ma stand on it.

Ermmm. . . you know how you men can be in that moment. Your d*** does the thinking at that point and she can take advantage of that. And besides, some women will not want to abort when they eventually get pregnant for that one dude but could if it happened with others.

J, cool down, when a woman is determined she is

gabrywyl:
I think some men have issues. . .

I think women have issues rather. What's wrong with the idea? Nothing really. It's just the way the guy feels but don't be deceived 'cause calling you mom don't mean he'll end up marrying you.

Hannibal:
I don't judge people on this kind of stuffs. . . . Different strokes for different folks.

It's not really about judging here. It's just the whole idea of setting such a "trap" all in the name of marriage. Why would someone want to do that when the guy isn't willing to marry her? Don't forget who suffers at the end.

Hannibal:
Dry sex is basically just grinding with your clothes on still. No bodily fluids are exchanged and no STD/STIs can be transmitted.
Christian folks do this to suppress their sexual urges.

Hannibal:
Ok. . . . . . . .I will give her your cellnumber so y'all can synchronise!!!
Take it easy on Wokeyim.

Whatever u wish to do

Hannibal:
I am responsible but not ready to put any woman in the family way yet.
Tell her to keep her thighs locked for now.

Well, make sure she doesn't "trap" u by other means

Chat2MeBac:
@Radiant, be a dear friend to Hannibal and encourage him to come marry his babymama , 10 months of agony and still no blink to show for it jor, Life is NOT at all fair,

J, irresponsiblity will not be tolerated. Go attend to your farm

Wokeyim:
Oh, radiant. Please bore me. I love being bored by good little girls like you.
Hannibal, how can i be Radiant's friend?

LMAO! Jack, I leave the ball for you

Foolish woman. Don't go figure out your life and stop being a nuisance here with your stale tactic

Wokeyim:
Hi Radiant, am interested in being your friend!!
So tell me, what kind of friends do you do?

Pls don't bore me

Wokeyim:
You know "Us"who and who? I am not in any thing with you please. Find some other partner. Are u just spilling your glass of milk? I thot u'll SPILL the beans about where and where we've been together?

Any woman trying to trap a man with a preg can never be my friend. I don't do such friends. When I said "us" I meant women in general so stop getting worried that I'll report your intentions to your dude

Wokeyim:
No be small thing with misinterpretations oh. Sister, please repeat yourself, i didn't understand that. And why should i hide anything from nairaland. If i have problems, why won't i say it out loud and clear? E jo hold yaself there o.

@ davidylan
Did i quote my name when i said that. Mr., learn to read in between the lines

Don't worry about that. I'm a woman too and I know us very well. Say it loud and clear ke? Abeg don't let me spill my glass of milk

I have a feeling the poster is going through some shit she can't handle and is terribly disappointed/confused Forget marriage and go see a doctor. You don't have to prove anything to us but sort our your 'ish.

Not sure where you going with this. . . .

LOL. . . .this strategy is soooo stale.

Marriage! Marriage!! Marriage!!! I deh watch una

I still can't believe this story

cold:
I still maintain that igbo/weed/marijuana/cannabbees/hashish & sewer waste fall into the same category.Its a classic of half full-half empty.

Have you been sniffing that "gutter" with them as well? How can you say all of 'em fall into one cat?

nonso3k:
u no go understand.u wey dey away dey chop better.i no blame u.call me if u dey intrested

nonso3k:
hey why all of them guys dey jelous.hhoh? tell u something i already got some lined up and ready.make all of una swear say una never mess person wey senior for both money and age?baboons

You're so sick, it's hilarious

This is beyond Nigeria deteriorating

You need God before and after

Deal with it!

ochallo:
why does every body have to follow a particular trend on a thread, i'm really sick of nairalanders whose post are influenced by the previous post. otega, the application to shell was too much so they picked only the first class and 2.1, according to reliable information, i understand your frustration even if it was your townsperson you probably would have said the same thing ,shell pays them 3.5 million, those that pass the difficult test and get into training school.

Or may be everyone spotted the error in his post just like you, Mister.