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Japa!

If you cant

Dump naira, hold usd for short term spending. (through usdc/usdt if you cant access raw usd)
Hold btc or gold for your long term savings.

All I see is chinese exporting their skills and knowledge and taking our meagre resources in return. I hope one day we as a nation can be competent enough to do these things ourselves.

You are going about this matter from a purely logical point of view. You shouldn't, cos practically, nothing is purely logical.
What you are asking of her is that she sees you as her palliative. A means in which she gets to move forward in life.

Ask yourself what kind of life you want to have. Do you want to be a tool for others (of course you get what you want too) or you want to have real relationships with you partner ( and still get what you want!)

Where is nairaland ahbeg

Odin13:


If I talk wetin dey my mind .. e go be like say e get why?

Na phone he steal .. Dey kill am

Tribalism wey Dey OAU …pass hitler hatred for Jews ..

But e Dey coded .. even among lecturers .. talk more now wey them dey at their peak like Mc Olumo ..

I know OAU.. na my alma mater.. .. we run things there and I know wetin I type .

That boy no for die .. if him name no be chizoputra..

I hates criminals .. and am not supporting his presume act..

But every student of OAU .. know this fact.

Even among the lecturers and prof.. and management


Rip son

Baba chill,, The tribalism point wey you make no deep reach that level. As if ah no get igbo friends/lecturers...

SMS is a bad practice though. It should not exist in an environment like oau.

This sounds disgusting to me lol.
Imagining the man coming

Faber:
INEC can give printing contract to a company owned by APC politician; we are cool with that.

Peter Obi cannot give money( his own money) to a girl he met at Labour Party headquarters in Abuja, an Obidient girl for that matter; we must drag Peter Obi for that

Welcome to the World's most useless country. Mad people way dey this country pass 120million a swear..

Obodo ndi ara...
Proudly Canadian 🇨🇦🍁 (The True North Strong and Free)

Lol

Lol, he was saved by big bum bum

Omoo as it is now, ahwan see how tinubu go win this coming election

Mail your bank about it.

You can also go to your bank customer care and ask them for the details of the sender so you can send it back.

The first step is key, you would have a proof that you made attempt to report the event in case the sender acts out in future

We can work around this POS agent issue
Fintech that issue these POS devices should collect more data from the agents and register them as normal businesses. With that, they can easily increase their own limits.

Rest, na morocco go carry this one

Sixfiguresmart:
Old fools. When they are connected to thugs, they celebrate thuggery.
Just because you have a gain in Tinubu does not mean that you should sell your opinion to me. Tinubu is a cancer to this country. A man whose wealth cannot be traced. ain't that something?

The ffoool below me is too young to know how Lagos truly was in the 80ies. Lagos has always been the center for excellence. There has not been a time that Lagos was as bad as they painted it. Go and ask your parents. Just as Lagos developed, other states developed too. If Lagos was bad everywhere else, was worse.

Calabar indigenes used to come to Lagos as maids in the past, not anymore. Hausa people used to flood to Lagos, not anymore. Ghanaians used to to die to see Lagos, not anymore.
Come to the North and see roads and development that are not even used. If you have cancer, the Lagos state hospital will refer you to the North. Come and experience the educational affordability given to these people. Come and see how they can easily access Saudi Arabia when you cannot. Come and see why they can have dollars and you cannot

As a Lagosian, I used to live in Lagos, but I can't anymore. My parents left the UK for Lagos in the 70ies but ran back to the UK. Today, I live in the North. Do not be fooled by ediorts who know nothing and trying delude you and appease their stooling druggie.

The crisis we face today in this country is caused by Tinubu. He himself assumed the credit of imposing Buhari on us. He kept quiet while Nigeria burned until he wants to become the next president. Ask yourself, what really did he do? Just like year his daughter kept on taxing Lagosians. Tinubu collects taxes from every dweller in Lagos. He ran Lagos with thuggery during his tenure. Are people blind?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dwslEQqk9E

The man is old and wicked. He simply wants to destroy this country. He cannot stay awake for presidential briefings. If Buhari was bad, Tinubu promises to be worse off. First off, he is vindictive. A man who keeps records of enemies. Up till now, he has not reached out to the Igbos for votes. He considers them as the 5%, he has not reached out to the south south, because they are 5%. All he does it lick the noses of the northerners and subscribe to any bully who can rig votes for him. The way he insulted and called Obasanjo rotten meat that should be thrown away is sickening. A man who was not in a presidential race at the time. Why take a dig on him?

Anyone who listens to these men who have long lost touches with reality, will end up poor. These men are accustomed to having people prostrate before them. They do not see the plights of the average man. Tinubu has a bad record in and out this country. No reasonable president would want to have dinner with his incontinence issues.

Naira is as low as ever. The worst performing currency in the world. I am even scared if the poor Nigerians can ever afford a Fridge or a phone. By the look of things, we may not be able to afford medicines. The minimum wage is not budging, remember.

Tinubu knows nothing but politics and thuggery. What he practices is not called politics, it is thuggery. He is a bully. Tinubu cannot win a single election in a sane country. He would have been busted on bribery and election frauds.

A man who could loot in bullion vans, not one but two at a sitting can kill you. Remember he is not alone. His daughter and sons are coming for your souls.

Not taking anything from what you said, but I think you should watch the full interview. Soyinka criticized the choice of Tinubu. He also mentioned that old class should do leave the political scene for young blood. This topic is misleading and I think the urchins are behind it

Dem for leave am on go for strike nah

Cos he has not gotten shi shi

Babara1994:
HIV virus won't be detected until 3 months from intercourse. So you can't know if you have the virus until 3 month's time.
Be careful with the girls you sleep with.

I don't use CD for ugly girls, cos I know that only few ugly guys would sleep with them. but you see those ones with big asses and shiny skin, pls try and use papertape to secure the condom when using it o.

Which kain wahala be this

It is a divine loss baba and it will happen again. Somebody shout hallelujah

SmartPolician:
You mean that they didn't input the figures into an INEC portable?

Nope, That might even lead to another error imo

You can check the snapped results here though www dot inecelectionresults dot ng

I think the "electronic transmission" is a miss use of language though. It's more like storage of the results so any one can see them any time. We still need to wait for the old way of counting on TV before we can know who wins.

SmartPolician:
If these results were electronically transmitted, how come we don't know the winner by now?

I hope INEC won't fail us in 2023 because the future of this country rests on the commission.

The results were snapped and uploaded which I think is still ok.

Qoyyum95:
I am majorly a price action trader, the only useful indicators on my charts are EMAs.

Hi, I see you trade with ema, try out chartless dot co to help you filter the market. You can easily know the coins that are crossing EMA55, EMA99 and EMA 200 as soon as they are crossing it.
It's free btw
Kindly let me know what you think

What is certain is that this is the manifestation of anger against our leaders forget about whether it's wrong it right first. Shey dem no slap Ekweremadu¿

Both of them could have left there with a selfie or something if naija is ruled well.

Disclaimer: This is just my own way of evaluating the 3 major contenders. If you decide to carry it on your head because if doesn't favour your candidate, nah you know oo.

Each person will be ranked low(0), medium(1) or high(3) based on my own judgement on each criteria. Let me also say that there is no defined way to measure these performances but there is certainly a relative way to do it. You can't say for example, that Peter Obi is more corrupt compared to Tinubu and Atiku, given what is in the public domain.

Let's get started.

Credibility
This is a no brainer, both atiku and tinubu will definitely score lower than peter obi, the only serious allegation hanging on his head is the pandora papers...

so,
Atiku 0, tinubu: 0, Obi: 1

Age
Easy too, age is not on the side of both Atiku and Tinubu
Atiku 0, Tinubu: 0, Obi: 2

Performance and Originality of Performance
Why add Originality of performance? To me, a project is a good as the motive behind creation and execution of project. If you are going to create project so you can steal then...

These 3 candidates have been in government before this time. And to me that is a good thing, we can easily judge them. In this regard, we can say all of them are performers, all of them will have something to say if you ask them . But two of the figures here are perpetual yam eaters.
One of them supervised the privatisation of power sector and report has it that... At least we know what has happened to the sector he helped the federal government privatise. We can't take away from the fact that he did stabilise the economy when he was in government though... I don't think we need to get started with undoings of the other person when it comes to doing something for state and going to the back to cash out . Given the fact that we are still a developing nation though, I don't think it should take away from the fact that he did perform when he was in office.

If you have an idea of how peter obi has been dubious with projects in Anambra kindly put it in comment section. By the way, we know pandora and at worst it is tax evasion, nothing to do with state project. And this has been covered when we talked about credibility.
Atiku 0, Tinubu: 0, Obi: 1

Education
I think all of them are sufficiently educated to run this country. Forget about the missing certificates. These people have higher degrees and to me it is non issue to be talking about primary school certificates in governance when the contenders have demonstrated high competence (not nepa bill competence please) in other spheres of life.
Atiku: 2, tinubu: 2, Obi: 2

Transparency
Pandora go still hang over Obi's neck here. But we all know the slang "go and verify"...non of the other candidates have the temerity to say that..
Atiku: 0, tinubu: 0, Obi: 1

leadership quality and Ability to push through tough times
There is no gainsaying, Tinubu tops this for me, the man took on the federal powers twice and won: during Obj tenure and recently during the APC primaries. The man is a winner regardless of the sides he falls on. Obi was impeached twice, I know he came back but then...
The only thing thorn in Atiku's side is OBJ. The man continues to damage him at will. And he seem not to have solution to the problem.
Atiku: 0, Tinubu: 2, Obi: 0

Atiku 2
tinubu : 4
Obi : 7

So Obi, based on the numbers wins.

PS: this is not targeted at you if you already made up your mind on who to vote for, but if you are on the fence and you are looking for conviction, here is one..

Peace and jah bless you!

Nah Atiku ahgo blame for this one. He should have chosen his running mate straight up without setting up any committee (the committee that later went on to choose wike)...
Pdp betrayed Wike, a very serious party man, twice in a row,

nnamdi640:
What is the name of the indicator

Was talking about the use of exponential moving average- EMA

solreb:
Nice one. Take.me as one of your students as I am willing to try it. I have never used TA to trade. I do read the charts using between 5m to 1D time frames to pick my entry points. But anything that I can try like this to help me, I am all for it. I will try to use the link and see if I can make sense of it. Pls bear with me if I contact you for assistance.

Ok no wahala. Anytime..

DenreleDave:
Trash trash trash.. What is this EMA Ema ema

Pls how many Ema we need for btccc to go to 100k dolls

It's not trash, the crypto market is a large market dominated by bots executing different strategies. Bots don't deal in emotions, they deal in data and numbers... Understanding this has made me to be more analytical when dealing with the market. I am not saying you should trade with any particular indicators btw. I am only put out the indicator I use and how I am using them.

There is this theory I have been working for trading generally. The theory is that market always picks a direction ultimately. Especially when you trade on bigger candles (4h, 1d, 1w). For example, the crypto market has been in the downward direction since November last year. It might range or bounce in upward direction for few days, but ultimately, it's been downward.
For me, the indicator that best signals this upward or downward movement is the EMA. EMA divides the charts nicely into bullish and bearish periods. To make catching this signals easy, I wrote a bot (chartless dot co) that helps me place trades when price crosses 55 day EMA and it has been ok. I would love people to explore it too... it is free for a month

Now I am not saying EMA 55 does not fail, all indicators fail. But since the ultimate goal is to make profit, I am fine with small hitch...If you are not a fan of using bots you can explore EMAs 55, 99 or 200 days and see how they have been performing on different coins.

Ajeeb:
Hi everyone

I need real mining app, that can generate me something good.
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But not cryptotab, cos it's always ask for money
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Please help

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To use it, simple create faax space on one device and join on the other. After that you can exchange files and text…

At this rate, the only thing needed is a solid northern VP and Peter Obi can call this a win... I am happy