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Interesting and enlightening I must say. What are your biblical justifications for your white garment and going without shoes even on the road?[quote author=Freeezzz post=54521905]Lemme make a list of your enquiries: Diabolism Coconut water Incense Unkempt locations Waterbodies locations. Alright bro. Diabolism: I was in Warri last year (for the first time), when I got to AJ's place(one eatery like that, not far from Oritsejafor's church), I noticed how people were giving me space and stare. I thought I had done something out-of-place but then it struck me, "I was in my garment". So, when I got back to the Church I went to, I asked a friend (an Itshekiri(?))and she told me, "Celestians are seen as people with 'powers' and are often feared". But lemme tell you the genesis of this myth. Our founder, Rev. SBJ Oshoffa, made us to understand that, in 1947, during the eclipse of the sun(September 29), he was in a deep forest(he was a carpenter cum log-wood merchant, that sourced for his items in the deep woods). There and then, he saw a bird saying Luli(which was later interpreted to him by the Holy Spirit as Grace), he snake and a baboon(Toks2008, kindly correct me if I'm wrong). He was later given revelations about his calling(it's called the Divine Order in CCC) and the power he's been given to overpower the outraging ocultic and evil powers in vogue then. Now, Oshoffa, if truly was not led by the Holy Spirit or had gotten his power or the Church or the Church's doctrines by any diabolical means, would not have come to tell us the animals he saw, especially the talking bird. I have not seen one occultic or diabolical pastor declaring publicly that he saw talking animals or God gave him parables with animals, well not until their secret is out in the open. Oshoffa made all his encounter public (Check CCC constitution, online or from bookstore for more info). So now, people getting to hear that, coupled with the miracles they saw and the magnitude of the power of the Holy Ghost with which 'He' works with the Church; Celestial easily becomes a diabolical church. 2. I have never seen a Church conjured or formed with the power from the gates of hell, that would still survive 5years after the death of their pioneer or founder. Celestial Church of Christ is still waxing stronger even at almost 32years after the passing on of our founder in 1985. Just last year, we had another in one of the core middle eastern country. Glory. Coconut water: I had several times drank the Coconut milk(water), eat the fruit and all sorts, but not without a spiritual inclination(except I wan take am drink garri for hot afternoon). But the use of fruits for prayers didn't isn't anti-biblical or anti-Christ and obviously didn't start with the Celestial Church. One thing we need to understand, I repeat, understand, is that Jesus is a man of mystery and works with us (Celestial Church of Christ especially, because it is His church) mysteriously, using the foolish things to confound the wise. Ok, lemme give you an example, Jesus spat on the floor, made a mud and put it on a man's face then asked him to go have a "river bath". Spit? Mud? River? But excuse, Jesus is the Word of God; through and by Him everything was created and nothing can be created without Him, but there He was, spitting and asking a blind man to go have a river bath, just to get his sight. Amen, Jesus chooses His way of doing things in ways men would not comprehend. And again, fruits are very symbolic to Christianity, even to the Bible. Remember God actual plan was for us to be fruit eaters until the fall of man(and Celestial Church is a Church of the Realm). Then Jesus came to tell us how to know the false prophets, using fruit as a parable. Then Apostle Paul telling us the fruits of the spirit. These guys penetrated the Realm and use that to explain their messages. Incense: Catholic, the first Church uses incense. Incense didn't start from Celestial Church and let's ask ourselves this, why would the three wise men bring frankincense as gift for our Lord Jesus? Amen. Unkempt and water locations: Cleanliness is next to Holiness(or something like that). Let me shock you; before you enter any Celestial Church, there's always a sanctified water at the entrance you would have to dip your finger inside to purify yourself by making a sign of the cross with it, starting from your forehead to your heart and sides(the way Catholics make the sign of the cross). This tells you the Church takes cleanliness and purification seriously, stressing the seriously! Now, if I ask you to name the number of Celestial churches you've seen in an unkempt vicinity, you would be really disappointed that, it's just a little few that have chosen to |
Freeezzz:Why are there many allegations of diabolism among your members? Surely there is no smoke with fire you know. What do you do with things like coconut water and incense? Why are you always situated around unkempt places and waterbodies eg rivers and canals? Let's start here. |
Freeezzz:I did not want to comment till I came across your comment. Kindly ignore what you perceive to be disparaging comments and proceed to enlighten us on the many misconceptions surrounding your denomination. #followingkeenly. |
felixomor:You no get wetin to talk again abi. Dem don catch pastor. Continue defending him you hear? Sergio Ramos. |
Ishilove:Media trial for where na? Olosho come out talk say pastor give am offering you talk say na media trial. Why has the pastor not categorically denied the accusations levelled against him. I'll tell you why; he knows that the lawyers have something tangible on him (Festus Keyamo has a reputation and would not have involved the press if there was nothing concrete). The pastor is probably racking his bald fornicating head and trying to figure out a way to get out of this heavy wahala. Ermm, even if we do ''worse things'', we are not Apostles, the ''man of God'' should be held to a higher moral standard. |
Ishilove:What are you not getting? Pastor don chop, lick plate clean mouth. The car na evidence. Let's call it 'exhibit A'. |
Wilgrea7:See scope. You did not answer oo. |
hopefulLandlord:I dey suspect that guy. |
Babs80:Alright. Best wishes. |
Babs80:This is a rather crude diagnosis. What exactly did he say was wrong with your heart? |
With all sincerity ke? You no even call God or Jesus. Na New Age you don join? Wilgrea7: |
Babs80:What is the nature of your condition? A heart condition is not necessarily a death sentence. |
stanleyalpacino:Lol. Babalawos do justice to this query. |
Details? seyema: |
PrinxArthur1:Ah. You wrote well this time. There's hope for your future. |
felixomor:I see there is no mountain of foolishness you won't climb to defend your pastor. If the excuse new Sule never think of you don already cook am up for am. We shall see. Watch events unfold. |
PrinxArthur1:Learn English. Waste of school fees. I don quote you, do your worst. Idiat! |
I'm so loving this thread mehn. |
felixomor:She is asking for your pastor's passport. Make him bring am out make them compare. Don't worry, I will remind as events unfold. E go clear for your eye. The sad thing is that you'll still support him. |
shortgun:Not as stupid as you obviously. The fact that you think Keyamo is an opportunistic charge and bail lawyer (whatever that means) shows you have no sense and not worth my time. Run along now. |
felixomor:Let us assume she lied. She obviously has no moral inhibitions judging from her behaviour so far. Does it change the fact that your man of God ''shine congo''? |
After you! PrinxArthur1: |
felixomor:Craze man. Her fake father was there with them in the bedroom abi. Your own brainwash eh, na the type that not go out except by fasting and prayer. I hope say no be this man church you dey attend. Make e no be say your offering follow for wetin olosho chop? |
thunder74:Abeg keep quiet. Keyamo is a big lawyer who has handled bigger cases. You can't possibly expect him to be personally involved in every case in his firm. |
PrinxArthur1:At least your spelling improved. Now stop using silly abbreviations. It's unintelligent. |
felixomor:Aaah. How did you scale medical school with this kind of thinking? She said they went to Napoli together, you can be sure that the Italian immigration authorities will keep records of those travels. Do you think that her lawyers allow her say such things in a press conference if they have nothing concrete. Bros think na! Your pastor don carry tithe and offering give olosho! Deal with it! |
PHIPEX:Zombie. Read. |
PrinxArthur1:Fool. You can't read. You can't even spell properly. |
felixomor:Worshipper of human beings. It is clear to anyone with half a brain that Sule is as guilty as sin. The lawyers will not be saying all these things if they have nothing substantial on him. These guys are professionals, they are just giving him a long rope to hang himself with. He should have settled out of court instead of issuing threats. He's not going to lose much though, people like you will still support him. |
4everGod:The cause is irrelevant. The point is the variation in definition. You don't get to make excuses. |
4everGod:Yes. It's a philosophical position, not a grammatical one. Same for religion. Even Christians disagree on the definition of Christianity as found in the dictionary. |
4everGod:Haba boss. We both know matters like this border on philosophy and go beyond dictionary definitions. You are commiting the 'false dichotomy fallacy'. |
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