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some women are just too funny to comprehend, someone opened a thread sometime ago as in why do guys lose interest in relationships after all the toasting, once the chick gree da guy go lose interest, its really a small thing, the guy uses all his energy and resources to chase a babe, by the time she gree, the guy for don tire, ran short of ideas and wants to rest his oars, the thrill is in the chase and not the catch, but then back to my gist, women are a funny lot, i gave a formula to ma good friend and it worked like magic, the scenario was like, she was his girlfriend for some while and she started misbehaving, doesn't come around often and stopped calling claiming work and all dat, anytime he goes to her office to pick her after closing, she always has something to say to the effect she couldn't go home, she does call like she use to and making evasive, he got worried to the point that he confided in me, I TOLD HIM TO IGNORE HER. yes thats the trick, act and behave like her, u are a guy u have nothing to lose, and so he did, one full week, he didn't go to pick her, called her once a day, no buying of credit and he generally started hanging out with the boys, GUESS WHO BECAME HYSTERICAL, DAMN RIGHT, she started bombarding him with calls and frequent visits and sending him text messages, how much she loves him, blah blah blah.
now he has court advantage, so all you guys never allow a girl hold u to ransom, u can do without em, when she flashes, don't call her , let her burn her credit too abi is it easy?, chicks need to understand us and see the sacrifices we make, if they want more from us, the should be willing do do more to get the attention.its so simple, slaving a guy doesn't make u a big girl. so guys have the liver not to fail to her negative tactics, if she loves you she should share and love,not u giving all the attention and she collecting all, enough said

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stephane and steve dalmat
kana and oman biyik
hamit and halil altintop

i am listening to chris brown and jordin sparks: no air, the i am home bound with asa, still make dem talk by 2 shortz is making a lot of sense to me this days

i think that rene adler of leverkusen is the hottest at the moment, saw a documentary on keeprs and his save was top draw, included in the program was hulberto gomez of psv, but i believe rene is the hottest at the moment, mind u i also rate iker casillas who i think is madrids player of the season

i watch a lot of other leagues apart from the big four, but for all i have seen for the second part of the european season rene is top pick

having a ball since saturday, installed mytv package and i get to see arsenal tv everyday, wenger was with the board and supporters and answered a lot of questions related to the departure of flamini and the situation with hleb, he specifically said he was looking to get a creative midfileder and a defensive cover and probably an attacker depending on eduardo's condition prior to the new season, he also said no players willbe leaving.
what impressed me was the way he did some analogy on alexandre song, he and walcott will play more prominent roles next season ,.

i have some little cash about 350-400k viperman abeg can u organise a toyota or honda car? for that range?

teemore i do not know how old u are but the way u are throwing tantrums around arsenals forums is just plain disrespectful, yes u won the league, then what, its guys like you that give the game a bad rep, guess what, yesterday, i and my friends stood up in my house and gave man u are resounding round of a plus when the trophy was handed to united, at my place where fans from chelsea, liverpool et all, we followed the games on ait and setanta sports news, we congratulated the man u fans that came to see the game at my house and hugged till next season only for me to go the bedroom and log on and i see the trash u put on, try and be matured and cultured in your support for your team and not brash, anyway congrats fro a beautiful season, hope u triumph in moscow

i try hard to understand what jackal is doing here at our forums throwing tantrums about, we love our arsenal, we lov wenger, win or bust, we are the ones that should worry not you, why dont u hop to ur own thread and plan how ur guys will celebrate u league title, i cannot imagine myself on man u or chelsea threads, howling and winding myself up,please try and mature up, it will help you, anyway congrats cos i believe the trophy is yours.

its funny, thank God i do know those that lov the game trully not just some bunch of people who claim to be what they are not. steve worgu had eight goals, and he is on fire in champions league with six goals so far?, also on the log is eze otorugo alsoof enyimba, then thereis jonah abutu of sharks, ibrahim babale from wikki tourists not far behind, u can check www.kickoffnigeria.com, thisdayonline.com,or completesportsnigeria.com for your local content and stories

with due respect to the ladies in the house, i want to state here that i am amazed at the priority levels of most girls i get to meet around, i hapen to be a lecturer and what i see amazes me, when i wasin school i had loads of female friends that were up there intellectually, girls u would bow for, girls that didnt care how they looked but rather what they know or how they can get better grades than us, they spent tons of time at the library, they really challenged us big time and all the guys were on their toes, i remember, angela, swat, ene, hajara, all beautiful girls onany given day but also quite witty, but what i see on the campuses and even amomngst the working class, it seems the in thing is fashion and more fashion, i have beign trying to get to the bottom but was a wild goose chase,
i just wish our ladies can give more time to the minds and head instead of what mascara was releasd by dolce helen hunter, i am not saying make up is bad, far from it but please we guys want to have good conversation with u, not about footy or fashion something more deep

to esiri pls keep on beign different, u r different

arsene wenger has done quite well as far as i am concerned, nobody is perfect, i do not support arsenal because they will win trophies or not, the passion is bigger than that, sure he made a couple of mistakes but u cannot take anything away from him, sure we could do with a larger squad but hey who even gave them a chance at the beginning of the season?, some pundits even took us outside the top four, congrats to man u and chelsea, every dog has its own day, abi?, mourinho won two straight titles and still got the boot why?, and please the way we are going about this i hope there wont be a civil war,,, guys take it easy, after all its called football, and to the arsenal fan that got stabbed while celebrating bakari sagna's goal at minna, our prayers goes out to you, pls lets lov the game, not hate ourselves

i do not understand ur defination of intelligent abi na intelligence but wait oh, its being a while that i actually had a babe that was as deep as i am, i met a barrister recently who kept bragging about this and that, but when we got talking about fidel castro and raul who is likely to take over the mantle of leacership of cuba and what it means to the west, she looked lost, i just quipped in and asked her if she knew about the u.s invasion at the bay of pigs, she was like wats that, i had a hard time telling her the capital of cuba is havana, what i am tryingthem to say is that most sistas spend so much time talking about clothes ,make up and the next mugu instead of things and issues that will put them a step higher, , guess what? i was with a sista during an interview late 2005, she passed the aptitude test but when it came to the final round which was to be oral, she flunked a simple question about africas representatives at germany, and the job was gone, forget what u read in the university, what do u know apart from that, cos what u know will make u known,,, believe that

listen busta i didnt even give u the layout, i did u will be shocked, c i didnt want to belittle anyone it thats why i dropped the "ok", i have never claimed to be an angel or to be right but bottom line is from the onset i told em my position, but see its not like they come alone, remember i said we do watch the epl at my crib which means the guys are always there, and guess wat some of my colleagues at the office tried to get with me to no avail, i conceed my pad is condusive and comfortable and of course that part of town always has power, what i dont get is all the beef they throw at each other and they all coming running down to me and telling me all the tell tales, i am sick of it and i told em so,, and guess what?, i do not want anything to spoil my marriage waka and i will never allow any chick or that thing in my trousers to be clog in my wheel of progress,

i thought it wasnt a big deal until things got out of hand last weekend, the story revolves around three women who happen to be my friends, there was a recriutment drive at my office and some three lovely ladies got the appointment, when they got to town, i helped fixed them up with accomodation and tried to make them comfortable, we use to hang out at my place at weekends doing dvds or watching premier league matches, then all of sudden they all starting acting weird, reporting each other to me, this one did this and she did that, in ma mind i was like "wats my biz?", it got to a point that if any of them meets the other at my crib they start snorting each other, i thought i did a good deal by letting em know that i was engaged, but its like my house has become a gossip centre of sorts, on valentines day we had a group date where i and some colleagues went out to town to unwind with only one of the ladies in tow, she went and spread the word at the office like she was trying to antagonise the other two, i was accosted by the other two and i told them point blank, none of them owns me and i do want i want, which actually was a good idea cos i dont get to hear much " she did this, she did that"again like i have become a judge or a dad.
last weekend one of them called me up and was like why didnt i ask her why she doesnt come to the house again, i said i thought she was kinda busy, she said no, that actually there are two things, one, she cant bear the sight of the other two in my house or hanging out with me, two, she doesnt trust herself with me that she might tempted to ask me for sex with her saying she has some kinda feelings for me and she didnt want that to spoil our friendship
, so so, the other two dont even talk to her now saying she stole me from them or something . i got pissed off and sent em text messages telling them not to come over except they clean up their acts, they are not up to three months in town and all thses drama, now the one from port-harcourt axis has beign calling and asking me to forgive her, she misses my company blah blah blah, i am scared of them literarily, whats da best thing to do?

we were outclassed by united, congrats to the man u fans, we were so bad we made united look good, even nani was showboating, we have no one to blame, we didnt approach the game with the same passion united did, its their bragging rights, so what tantrums they throw i will agree with them even though most united fans are not civilised in their analyses but for once i will take sides with em, we need to get our acts together for the champions league tie against milan

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hey poster some of ur facts are kinda distorted about dan amokachi, i have it on good authority from down here in jos, he didnt buy a jet, it was on lease, though he did have to pay for parking at a private lotty, he is not as rich as he was cos lots of stuff happened to him including beign duped when i was in kd about five years ago, his house at the g.r.a here is so imposing and he still comes around, infact his contacts with silas agara, the former commisioner of sports in nasarawa state and government circles has helped him stay up, he might not be the flamboyant da bull we do know but i can assure u he is nowhere near where u painted him, do u know what he drives now, if i tell u , u will be shocked. saw him two weeks ago. i do respect him these days cos life has though him to be humble, guess what, his sons are kinda cute and one of them did 89 jugs infront of fans, i think the twins might be good footballers too.

i have noticed that that my history on my laptop has a sequence of sports websites that i visit regularly, so i want to ask nairalanders, what are ur fav sports websites, why u like em and how interactive they are, mine is bbc.co.uk/africanfootball for uptodate stuff about africa and premiership, skysports.com for the interactive footbal brain teaser and kickoffnigeria.com for the local content

hi there, i am sure someone has put this thread through but i am going to fret it a bit, i am about to fix my wedding date and i am so excited about it cos God has answered my prayers, all my life i had always visualised my type of woman and always taught they were nowhere to be found,,, but i have beign proven wrong, to make ones mind up to get married is not a joke at all, u have to be absolutely sure, so the poser here is ' HOW DID U KNOW SHE OR HE IS THE ONE

my ex who is now married, gave me two hot slaps for supposedly failing to heed to her rantings, guess what that was the end of that relaionship. i hope she will not slap her husband at the slightest provocation

candies i feel ur pain, life is so so funny, u love someone and u are attracted to another, i have beign i ur shoes i believe me even though i was ale to wriggle out of it, i will not condemn u or be like seun who wants to vomit, no one is a saint we have all had our problems emotional or otherwise, my best advice is follow ur heart, it might be right or wrong,if it is right God save the king, if it does not work out, u will learn valuable lessons from the experience, the other advice is that if u are not ready for sex do not go on the journey, its that simple

big sam really needs this game to have any chance of staying as the boss at st james' i think our boys will do us proud once again, the game is going to be crappy, but of course we are rubbing it in with the physical teams, we are no more the softies, teams have to play really well (ask villa) to contain us. i believe we shall wrap up in the firts half

in as much i do agree with most of the ladies , i also posted this same test to a couple of colleagues and the answers i got were really funny and disappointing, if i guy comes and htrows money at u it just tells u what he wants, u might be dumb enough to equate that with love, again it all depends on how u feel about urself and what u want, ifu want to use him as a means to an end, fine, but remember when u take u must give back with ur body,
but when u let himknow from get go u aint the money seeking type he will give u ur space and will respect u a lot, again i post the question, what is ur role in a man's life? many women cant come up with ok answers

hi, ur hausa is a bit funny, i happen to speak the language, ina kake zama, kana nijeriya ne ko kuma a ghana. sunana andrew randa , daga kontagora a jihar niger, ina aiki da fce kontagora, ban san akwai mutane kaman ka a nairaland ba. ina pata kannan lafiya, sai mun hadu

i qiut first bank 2003, and now God had helped me to get a lecturing job, the bank work is kinda crazy, i only went into it after service then as per nothing to do, i later found out it was like torture for me, even though i do earn a bit less than i should be earning if i was there up till now, i still thank God, i really appreciate all my guys and friends at gtb, uba, oceanic and zenith, may God keep u strong, i really appreciate all u go through believe me cos i have beign there before

oyie i think u got the whole story twisted, i didnt house the banker, she was systematically trying to move to my flat but i got whim of her works and promptly told her so, that was the main reasons she was throwing all the jibes around town, shey cant i guy say no to a chick without her feeling bad? as for my girl i agree with angeljay, i think the best thing is to cut down on the amount of time i get to hang out with the corper, its something i have resolved to do so thati do not entagled cos u never know with people, dat is not to accuse the corper of any wrong doing, the whole thing has died down and my fiancee aand her are best of pallies, they even set me up yesterday imagine? infact right now i am kinda jealous of the relationship they are building, qiute funny sha, but all is well that ends well, and believe me i have learnt a valuable lesson in all of these.

once again i am in d office and pondering on all of your comments, first and foremost, ihave seen a lot of women, both students and bankers here like gbeborun rightly said but guess wat, i am not naive like most of u say, believe it or not i have not had any intercourse for the two years plus i have beign here . if you happen to be a lecturer like i am, the kinda stuff u get from girls will drive u wild, but guess wat? i have conquered all dat, the other bank babe that was mentioned made her intentions clear,, sex and when she couild not get it, she threw tantrums , thnk God that episode is over, the corper i still insist is just a friend, maybe she has stuff up her sleeves, if she brings it, we shall meet head on, and guess what i got to speak with her bobo znd he was quite warm and asked me to take care of his angel, , my fiancee called this morning and apologised for her rants and told me some very important stuff which has actually reiterated to me she is the one for me, and guess what right now, we are conference chatting, with me, the corper and my fiancee, ironic shey, once again to the guy that called me a silly goat, hmmm dont degrade urself to the level of name calling on d net, expand ur view, u can be better than u are now, thanks u all for the advice, really appreciate it all

gbeborun[b][/b] i really like the way u threw the silly goat insult to me, thanks a lot, i wouldnt be that rash to you even if u do insult me, i did hope u understood the post, the other bak chick was an entirelly diffrent scenario, why i do drop these stuff on nairaland is to seek second opinions but i guess urs willbe to throw insults. its fine sha, i believe its all ma fault, i just want u to know that this case is qiute different from the other, here no one is pursiung sex and getting worked up about it, we are both matured and respect each other,u cant find that these days

most folks are sounding out like i slept with her or something, far from it, and she has no evil machinations as well, she is someone who wants to know my fiancee cos of all the stories i have beign telling on how my woman helped me to get to this stage and how fantastic she has been in helping me be a better person.

my intentions are deviod of any malicoius intent, anyway like i said thanks for branding me a silly goat, i woudnt call u names even if u decide thats what u want to call me, i am too liberated for that,

i hear all of you,both the tangible and the insultive and i do agree with a lot of you, i wiill cutl down on my beign with the corper friend since my girlfriend isnt cool with it. itwould not want to hurt her in any way, i love her dearly, we have come a long way and she has being my pillar of strenght from way back when i was earning 15k a month to 80k a month,

she deserves da best from me, thanks for the tutorials, my opinion doesnt not on this issue