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@Niger2011

U'r nottin but a Rat's prick. U'r just a disgrace to your family. i hope u'r not d only child of your parent's, b'cos if paradventure u'r d only child, dat means your parent's r childless. it's better havin a dog at home dan havin u as a child. make your parents no get hope say dem get pikin o, b'cos u'r of no use as a "human being" talkless of being useful to your parents. how i wish i can buy u off your parents n donate u to d charity b'cos u'r an im-becile dat is speakin out of prematured brain. N mind u, for an im-becile lyk u changin your nationality to saudi arabia is a big insult to d arabians if u don't know. u'r surposed to change your nationality to somalia or chad. I'm fukkin sure dat your dad married your mum wen she was 10yrs old n dey gave birth to u wen your pregnancy was just 5months old, dat was d reason y u'r an im-becile, n talk's prematuredly. n d worst of all is dat, u mum has no b.reast on her chest wen your dad married her at d age of 10 den, so she can't b.reast feed u, but thank god for "cowbell milk" dat your dad bought n dey mix it with water n fed u if not, i wonder how d situation of your lyf would have been now. margutt lyk u. Do u want to tell me dat, all d gurls u have been datin r below 15yrs? y not give all your daughters away at d age of 10, n say after all, mohamed married a tender aged gurl? Arindin ni e, O'gbon rara! (holla back, i'm waitin)

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b4 u know it, u'll be a passer in!

@Dejilam

Exactly what happened to me, but i don't know y i stil find it so hard to treat gurls badly. dat same bas-tard gurl later came back n appologised, n i accepted her back with clean heart o! can u believe dsame bas-tard later ran away with my money? Now, if i treat another gurl bad, pipu wil call me a bad guy, but dey don't know what i'v expirienced in d past b'cos of gurls. but daz not my problem, my only concern is dat, i won't feel at home if i treat another gurl badly b'cos she's innocent to me, n daz my problem til date! (y b'cos, i wil never take shyt from guy dat treats my sis badly.)

Vex for wetin?

To tell u d fact, i never believed Sudan is as beauriful as doz pix above!

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Well, everybodi gat dia own cross to carry, so i don't want another person's cross to b my problem now b'cos i stil gat a long way to go with my cross on my shoulder. mykel should carry his cross n reap whatever he sow's of em. D problem is, dia's no amount of good dat u'll do, u can't pls d whole world, do u know dat? so, what i'll advice u to do is, do u, n let dem do dem. n stop givin urself unneccessary headache. thanx!

Ghana is nothin, dey'r justin makin unneccessary noise all b'cos of d stable electricity n nothin else!

@Chidichris

Oga ade, your comment was outta planet pertainin dis topic, u just talk am as if dis topic is to criticise mykel.
wia u not aware of d topic between C.Ronaldo vs Messi? r niether any of em from flygeria? or is it b'cos mykel is a flygerian? no think am so oga, d topic is not about what u think. it's even a compliment comparin our own nigerian player (mykel) to d best player in d world, despite both players started dsame tym. I'm an Arsenal fan, buh i lyk mykel pass anything. buh dat doesn't mean dat, wen comparin mykel to a player dat is better dan him, i should hide d truth n stil support him b'cos i lyk him or b'cos he's a flygerian. so pls don't see it as hatred to him (mykel), atleast, it's 1 of d reason y dey have fifa world best players award! N for doz of y'all sayin niether of em cannot be compared b'cos dey played from differ position, y'all r wrong! FIFA does not ask for position b4 gettin his best player of d year, it's all about a players perfomance both club n country, n nothin else. differ players has won d fifa world best player award in differ position. Zinedin Zidan has won it as a Central midfielder. Ronaldo Delima has won it as a striker. Canavaro has won it as a defender. C.Ronaldo won it as a right wing midfielder. Messi also won it as a supportin stricker! (pls correct me if i'm wrong)

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Bless u too my broda! U see, it's a very simple case. I don't know how some pipu do reason, n sayin shaddy shyt to nollywoods reaction. if d van n others feel say what nollywood did is not fair, den dey should go n settle with dia ghollywood movie industry b'cos dey started it. nollywood would never dream to imposin such levy to dem if not for what dia gollywood peeps said. now 4 all doz criticisin nollywood 4 dia reaction let me ask u dis question, 4 all d yrs dat ghanian actors n actressess has been actin movies in nigeria, did nollywood industry said anything to dem?

@milehigh

wetin dey fukk u? y u dey paragulate lyk say sombodi collect ur gurlfriend from u? Nobody say mykel is not a good player, buh as for now, mykel can never be compared to messi! Even d anderson of a guy dat he was compared to, do u think anderson is a low rated/charf player? Anderson na good player n mykel is also a good player. but if u ask me to choose among both of em, i'll choose mykel b'cos mykel is a creative a young talented player dat stil has more to offer in d future. wo, abeg make we lyv "matter for agatha" jare, i no fit shout! hu ever is more better amongst both is a good player tho!

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Ur home theatre is not bad at all o!

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God bless u guy, u go lyv long!

some pipu just dey talk as if say dem no drink b.reast from childhood, i wonder wetin dey worry dem sef!
U guy's can say whatever, na una get una mouth, so any1 is entitled to his or her own opinion. i know naija is not ok for now but "1day, 1day". . .well, d rest will be history! i do watch china history on tv, n i keep wonderin n tellin myself dat, if china can be lyk dis today, after all what dey'v gone thru in d past (dat i mysef has also seen n witnessed), den y won't Nigeria be better "1day"? we already gat what it take's to be a great nation, what we r lackin now is a good leadership n i surely believe dat "1 day", God, by his infinit mercy will provide dat right person! (y'all can talk n say whatever, all i know is, i'v made my comment n it's right dia on your pc screen!) what y'all need to do is put it on your crack pype n smoke it! *I'll lyk some of u to try n watch d chinese history of d past, n see how d french maltreated dem lyk animals, den u ask urself dsame question. china really suffered n i think dey really merrit what dia developement today. dsame wil also be said in Nigeria's case!*

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Guy i no get ur point pls.

@Becomrich, ur username go soon turn to becomepoor by being a silly clown also!

Omo men, Gbawe u get mouth DIE! U have just prooved to me dat i was not mistakin wen i said "GBAWE FOR PRESIDENT!" No doubt, u have really studied d ghanians lyk "MC Millian Text book." I dey enjoy u jare. jeun lo!

@Ibo made, God bless u for ur comment. U'r right on track!

@d bigrod, U'r right lyk "Nike" brov!

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How much does it cost to send just a text message? It was sent to som1, n dat person will also send it to his friends, n his friends will also send it to others. n it goes on lyk dat. just lyk rumour. u don't spend nohm in spradin rumour, just tell it to a friend, n b4 u know it, d rest is history, just lyk dis topic now! copy dat?

Re: Creative Ways Of Sayin I Love U

@Op, so long as love is concern, dia's no creative way of tellin a gurl "I LOVE U." or, r u promisin her d whole world?

If no, den, get her a nice ring as a gift, invite her over at d weekend, n let "Romeo do d Julletin." ASAP!!!

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U'r not funny at all o!

@seanet02, shey dis kyn matter no tire u? i wonder wetin dem stil dey wait for.

Part 2 of d movie "B 13"

Oya film don start! Part 1 don finish, MTN don put part 2.

shebi na hia we dey? i go see d 1st id!!otic snowflake wey go com giv dirty complain! (after all d fraud in part 1.)

Abeg i no need to go thru all d summary buh, i believe say Nigerians as a whole now r more dan 300mills!

*Not to talk of d battallions wey dey abroad* (omo men, nigerians na garri, no doubt. how many u wan count?)

Re: Yerima To Face Prosecution!

To face prosecution or, he has already faced prosecution n has been jailed for lyf?   Aturu Awusa!

John 11:35.  Jesus wept!

@Dual, U no funny at all o!

@op, buy her a masaratti spot, take her for shopin in paris, n promise her honey moon in shanghai!

(ai ni se lofa) It's d cause of joblessness!

@Beaf

i support d sendin of lyf threatenin text message to our leaders, since dey don't want to do what's right for d country!

It'll make dem get more serious or get out of d office n let som1 dat is ready to serve d nation with good heart continue!

wen i 1st saw d topic, i was lyk but after readin d whole rubbish, i was lyk

ai ni se lo fa!

I know say na ladies go cry pass for dis topic b'cos, na d kyn torry wey dem dey lyk b dis! (To condemn men entirely.)

Dia's an igbo emphasy dat says "Anemelu nwanyi, nwanyi anemelu onye dia mkpa!" (wen u'r carin for a gurl, d gurl will also be carin for som1 else dat is more important to her.) i myself has gone thru hell b'cos of gurls, but my mild concience never give's me d courage to react badly to dem. n i believe daz my problem til date. so i believe whatever wrong dey (gurls) did to mr A, dey'll definately get dia reward back from mr B!

Na today?

NEPA - Never expect power always!

(N we'r about to celebrate 50yrs of independence with d biggest cake ever.)

@Ochusule

Nice 1 from u dia brov, big ups!

@ All, y'all should do d talkin thru ur votes n quit being Hulk Hogan thru d internent!

@Phreakabit

U'r really a FREAK, n also a prick!

If u tell a non nigerian dat d movie called "IJE" is not a nigerian movie, dat it's an igbo movie. N if dey ask u 'Igbos' r from what country? what would u say? won't u be ashamed to open dat ur freaky mouth n tell dem dat dey'r from Nigeria? N what do u think will be dia next question to u? must u display ur ignorance to get recognition?

@Adrianne

Fukking fool as in?